I'm a thirteen year old person who is execeptinally weird, and who can't spell. Also I'm trying to bring into being a Teddy Lupin fic. Ummmmmmmm why is it that everyone else has something to say about themselves but I don't? I like reading romance novels. ( Which let me assure you bugs me to no end.) I also like to where lip gloss ( which also bugs me because it deflats the whole tom boy thing.) though I rarely wear it! And why am I telling you this? I mean really if you have any ideas say something. I'm mean and make nasty comments on song fics most of the time but I will most likely end up doing one. I'm also crazy, weird, and something. These qualities do nothing to get me far in society. I also love talking in a very bad british accent. So obviously I live somewhere, but it's not Britan. Otherwise I would have a completely good British accent. Instead of the totally Un-British accent I have. I also like to sing. Which also doesn't get me far in society. O.K. I want all you kiddies to enjoy my non-exciestant books, of nonexciestant origans, go on you'll love them! ( Ah I belive you've found my old friend crazy, or lunatic I can't tell which, they're so alike you know?) I've (slowly every so slowly) just picked up on this if you cut lunatic in half it turns into Luna like Luna Lovegood, whose is ( my role model, surprise surprise) esscentally a LUNATIC! Boy am I slow.
Windy Forever crazed and forever yours ( that sounds really mushy if you cut out the first part)
P.S. Can you do P.S.'s on an autbiography? Wellit doesn't really matter since I'm already doing it I suppose.
P.S.S. I want you (if you have the time, or extremely bored, which is slowly turning into insanity, join the club) to look at my reviews, and convay some way to tell me if you find them amusing. That is all
Summary: Ron and Hermione have always had a special connection. But mix in a fake French girl, a handful of dares, a cup of Hogsmeade trips, half a pound of Malfoy, and a pinch of detentions, there is definitely some trouble to be anticipated.
A look into Ron and Hermione's fifth-year minds to experience the spazzness and crazyism in first person.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I am not J. K. Rowling. I'm not even famous. Heck, I only have one story up on Mugglenet. But I'm still glad I can walk into J. K.'s world. And tap-dance back out again.
Additional warnings: May contain fluff, excessive randomness (AU), and minor plot twists!
I would also appreciate if NikkiSue/Nicole could mod this for me :]
I'MMMM BAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKK! Oh my gosh I've been gone for so long! *sobs* my little story (well your story but lets not be picky) has gone and grown up without meeeeeeeeeeeee! *breaks down completely. then randomly pops up* I'm so proud of you Maddy (in like friend proud of friend for finishing something...finally) This story turned out so good. and the ten years jump ahead was totally unexpected but perfect for this story none the less. I'm sorry I wasn't there to comment on it all of the way but I got fed up with mugglenet for awhile (I know what you're thinking. *gasp*). It was just I was sick of not being able to register my stories because of it's bad grammer. Plus I can never stay with one sight for too long anyway. But I'm back and all of my favriotest stories have just been updated or *sniffle* completed! Anyway if you want o see that Teddy Lupin fic that I may or may not have (but probably have) complianed to you about. My username there is Tilly of Silly. Just saying you don't have to. Though I wouuld love it if you did! Geez can't I give a single compliment without advertising my self...silly of course I can't being unobvious about what I really want people to do would be totally out of character. And would in fact make me slightly less pig headed and we couldn't have that now could we? *continues to chide herself* Anyway this really was a spectacular read. I'm still searching for a beta if you know any none busy ones (stupid advertising wheres lets not be a jerk spray when you need it?) not they really need to be unbusy because I'll probably send my chapters in here once a year (or maybe only a 11 and a half months). Anyway just saying. So Do have any other cute adorable awesme, hilarious other stories for me to compliment/advertise/be totally weird on? Just tell me if you need some crazy support and I'm there.
-Windy of Waverly Place (*sigh* not really but I think if I was I would be friends with Harper. Unless you've never scene the show then just pretend it's one of my weird sign off like WIndy wuvs Walruses. They are so teeny and cute *sarcasm heavily used here except may be the cute part, but only in stuffed animal form! *WOnders why she's diffending herself on matters of walrus cuteness. Decides to skip away singing "walrus oh walrus oh wear is thy bucket" * *this song is not actually patented we're not liablly for any dissapointment in the mater of it not existing*)
-WIndy who wuvs walruses (and that it fot tonight folks buh-bye!)
Author's Response: Windy! You are back! Ands it's okay to be frustrated with your stories for errors, but all you have to do is click that little link that says "Beta Forums", make an account and find a beta to help you edit your story! And what site is this fanfiction on (this Tilly of Silly...)? As for betas, just check the forums, I guarentee it's all there. Plus you can message me anytime(:. As for other fics, I don't have any up yet but check my username once in awhile cuz I do have some stuff I'm working on, I'm just slowwwwww. I will definitely miss your reviews though and hope hope hope that you make a beta boards account so we can chat! --Maddy(:
YAY another magical chapter.*rainbows appear while chapter dances over them* You some strange strange very weird things come out of my mouth/keyboard sometimes. Anywoo this is a review for your story not MY oddities ( I wonder why I captalized MY like that. Hey! I did it again. Ooops I did it again, weird song) So this absolutly LOVEly story. Ron is such a sweet little dunderhead. And Hermione is mad. Well thats just because shes always mad since Avril! (I wonder if those italics are going to work. I love being dramatic) i really do like how you portray the characters. Poor, Poor Ginny unknowingly turning down Harrys proposal to go to Hogsmeade together. Tsk. RONNIE is the worst nickname ever I'm SO glad Hermione doesn't call him that I would go bonkers. By they way I don't think you have Ron saying 'Mione enough but he seems to call her that. I want to waltz with potatos sing as good as Tomato!! I'm Crazy, it's a scary scary thing. Though very enjoyable. I'm glad to hear I'm keeping you sane. Lovely thing sanity is. Though I prefere it with a in in front personally. Yay something something something REVIEW something something NOW something something something CURSE OF DOOM something something something BUNNY!
-Windy whose sanity is often questionable
Author's Response: Ohhhhh, Windy (:. Your reviews keep me soooooo happy (:. Sorry I was SO slow to respond but I was on vacation. And yes I do agree. Ronnie is a TERRIBLE nickname. ;). --Maddy
THIS IS SCANDILOUS there are only TWO reviews beside mine thats a no no I must alter this because your story in its Supercalifragilisticespialidous ( sorry If I didn't spell that right it's not in the dictoinary. By the way this is in the complimentary way not the atrcoius one. Or however you spell it) it deserves more than a measly two SO HERES THREE!!!!! By the way when I said REVIEW I meant WRITE so yeah. LASSIE should be a DAUSCHOUND! (I'm a doxen I'm a doxen don't call me dauschhoooound. Yes this is a song from my twins silly doggy songs sound track includes one hit wonders such as : The beagle the beagle it has eyes like eagle, I'm a ch-ch-chiuaauaa (my verzion of small yipping whose name I can't spell) and I come from Mexico!! and other wonderful songs that your whole family will enjoy. (oh great I'm ADVERTISING) Yes I did say twin, does she act her age NO.) Anyway about the whole Lassie as doxen is because my sister was watching something with a collie in it. It just occered to me about how interesting that would be if Lassie was a doxen. Anyway what kind of name is Lassie, it's girl in scottish talk ( I'm pretty sure lassie is a girl, if not thats some twisted joke). So when ever you call "Lassie, girl come on Lassie girl, your bassiclly saying girl girl come on girl girl. Wow that whole Lassie conversation took a long time.
-Windy who ? (I cant think of any way so for the moment its WIndy who is unkown emotion or feeling (which are the same thing....strange) )
Fours my favroite number :)
-WIndy of even
Author's Response: Four better be your favorite number, because chapter four approaches. After some good old fashioned cleaning up(:. It might not be for awhile, I'm gonna be busy the next few days :P. And school starts the 25th? for me. Sigh. I'm expecting another review, missy. Lol. --Maddy
Summary: Dandelion Dursley is heartbroken to leave her mother and beloved grandfather, Dudley, to start her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Little does she know that she will blossom in her training as a witch, discovering that she has a highly rare magical talent. She will also befriend The Forgotten Ones: Lily Luna Potter, Albus Severus Potter, and Hugo Weasley.
Oooh this, this is good. I like this. It's interesting. GO DANDELION tis awesome. TO HOGWARRRRTTTTTTSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Windy kooky as it gets
Author's Response: Thank you! I'll be updating soon!