I'm a thirteen year old person who is execeptinally weird, and who can't spell. Also I'm trying to bring into being a Teddy Lupin fic. Ummmmmmmm why is it that everyone else has something to say about themselves but I don't? I like reading romance novels. ( Which let me assure you bugs me to no end.) I also like to where lip gloss ( which also bugs me because it deflats the whole tom boy thing.) though I rarely wear it! And why am I telling you this? I mean really if you have any ideas say something. I'm mean and make nasty comments on song fics most of the time but I will most likely end up doing one. I'm also crazy, weird, and something. These qualities do nothing to get me far in society. I also love talking in a very bad british accent. So obviously I live somewhere, but it's not Britan. Otherwise I would have a completely good British accent. Instead of the totally Un-British accent I have. I also like to sing. Which also doesn't get me far in society. O.K. I want all you kiddies to enjoy my non-exciestant books, of nonexciestant origans, go on you'll love them! ( Ah I belive you've found my old friend crazy, or lunatic I can't tell which, they're so alike you know?) I've (slowly every so slowly) just picked up on this if you cut lunatic in half it turns into Luna like Luna Lovegood, whose is ( my role model, surprise surprise) esscentally a LUNATIC! Boy am I slow.
Windy Forever crazed and forever yours ( that sounds really mushy if you cut out the first part)
P.S. Can you do P.S.'s on an autbiography? Wellit doesn't really matter since I'm already doing it I suppose.
P.S.S. I want you (if you have the time, or extremely bored, which is slowly turning into insanity, join the club) to look at my reviews, and convay some way to tell me if you find them amusing. That is all
Yay Teddy and Victiore! Man I eat fics like these up. It was wonderful I loved it.
Wait excuse me? what happened to the death eater attack. I DEMAND!!!!!! to know what happened. They better a) not be under imperio, and b) somebody else with poly juice. Or you will have a potentally miffed reader. Or I could just go ahead and read the next chapter.
-Windy a potentailly miffed person
Author's Response: 'Demand' to know huh? Uh-oh. I'm getting threatening reviews now. lol! I'm sorry if my chapter wasn't clear, but there *was* no Death Eater attack, not really. It was all Harry's dream. He was *worried* something was happening to them, it wasn't really. (I love your username, btw) Thanks for reading and reviewing! Stay tuned. You're reading this at a great time, as I am posting the newest chapter tonight. cj
Oh great a cliffie. I swear this is one of those CLIFFIES OF INPENDING DOOM. sorta thing. So I can't wait to see the chapters that come out next.
Author's Response: Ooooooh...that's true, this may not bode well at all for our heroes... Dun Dun Dahhh cj
Awww secret longing. Why are you spacing everything so far a part. Not trying to be super rude or anything ( in which I may or may not be failing).
Author's Response: lol no that's not rude. :p I'm not sure why it keeps doing that. I delete them and then they come back so I must have input it wrong to begin with ... hmmmm ... :z
Oh no madness between the love birds. ( I love making cheesy comments like this)
BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM ( I think I already read this, Isn't wonderful how these comments don't mak sense unless you just read this chapter!)
Oooh I wonder who the pair of eyes are. ITS GINNY CALLING HIM A GIT! or it is most painfully obvoius it's Hermione. I love that scene with Viktor, and no ron it's not obvious. In which bring their collapse hilarious! The only thing that could make this better is if they collapsed Harry, and ginny where kissing! No really it's totally plausible (a.k.a. not plausible within a million years!)
Happy ending in Agraba! (I thik thats how you spell it, it's from Aladdin) ATTACK OF THE WOOLY BLANKET ARR! o.k. I'm done now. Yay knight in shining armor kissing happy happy joy joy. Have you ever noticed that when people are kissing it involves a lot of hair? Like the girl praticlly pulls out the guys hair while the guy rn his fingers through hers? I mean it never accurs to anybody that maybe the girl forgot to brush or something? His fingers could get stuck in her hair, much more realistic on my opinion. Not that I'm shunning the ending I'm all for mush, and unrealism like that. Anyway really cure story! I fond the Cure! Anyway really cute story.
Ooh that was good I'm a newbie her but I liked it. That was a rather intresting way to make Ron hook up with Hermione it was new and unexpected. A nit pick If I may....well two actually. One I never really got what seamus was trying to do. Was he trying to hook up Ron and Hermione or just trying to embaress Ron to death. Two, who said " you go Ron" you didn't make it clear who was saying it since you talked about harry right before you say that. Or that could just be my undeveloped brain and not your story. Sorry they weren't really nit picks. Anyway good story played out nicely, I'm looking forward to reading more of your stories.
How do yo do that I can't rewrite songs worth a hoot. Anyway that was really good.
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I love to rewrite songs... it's definitely a hobby. I think I've done thirteen full-length musicals now, and hundreds of songs... but it's something I've been doing since I was eight, so I have some practice! I just like to take the title of the song, think of a phrase from Harry Potter (or whatever the parody's about) that rhymes with or sounds like the title, and then fill in a song around that phrase. I stink at crossword puzzles and sudoku and stuff, so that's what my brain uses for a puzzle!
I've ultimately decided that Wolfgang is evil. Kinda like Mr. Darcy, who in a sense is evilish. Write more.
Author's Response: Mwahahaha, thanks!
Well I personally didn't like the ending. Since you know I'm all for lovey dovey happy endings, with little butterflys dancing around the meadow, and theres to people running across the meadow, and then the totaly hit there heads against each others since I'm not that cheesy. Here are the reasons why I didn't like it:
Ron didn't confess his undying love
Hermione didn't confess her undying love
They didn't end up together
(And heres the actually really annoying part for me) I don't know if your supposed to do it that way, and this could just be my hate for song fics like this which also makes me wonder why I read them, but you could totally tell what was going to happen next, and that really bugged me. I could have just read the song, and know what happend.All you did was add a little more detail. It was like I was reading a book, and someone kept telling me what was going to happen right before it happened rather annoying.
Anyway I'm done being a hag now, if you want you can just ignore this since I'm evil, and stuff. Ooh I hate writing down stuff on paper, I'm sorry for that. I don't like writers cramp either. I'm randomly talking about what you said in the end notes. This is probably cause I feel bad about beating up your story, or maybe since it has magic it beat up me. I guess I'll never know.
-Windy child of the meaness
Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review! I know you don't think I am serious about this, but I really appreciate constructive criticism. I definitely don't think you're a hag for expressing your opinion, and I'm sorry that this story wasn't lovey-dovey enough. However, the song doesn't end happily, and it just didn't really seem fitting to me to give it a happily-ever-after. I usually write pretty light-hearted stories, so it was an interesting experience to write this, and I really appreciate the feedback. Again, I'm sorry you didn't really like it, and thank you for the criticism! (I really am sorry there wasn't any confessions of undying love, but I didn't feel the song really called for it.) Thank you again for the review! ~Katie
AUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I HATE CLIFFIES! (In which I will most likely have tons of) Jor-jums pulls out what we all assume to be a time-turner. CUT!. That is the end of episode twenty, come back in another couple of weeks, and we'll have the next episode that may or may not tell you whats happening. Meanwhile have fun bashing your brains out from the suspense of it all. Hear have a happy meal as a bonus. Is the ending the reason you don't like the chapter? Because all in all I rather enjoyed this part. Except I want to know what happened with Zambani. Its a bit obvoius that Emma had something to do with the diaries, and thats why she doesn't want Jor-jums looking at her mind, because he'll most likely dredge up that memory. Well WHERE IN THE HECK DID HE GET THAT TIME_TURNER! I HATE MATH! That is all. Whenever the world decides to stop hating my story, will you read it? WARNING: This could in fact take SEVERAL years, before the story starts to even excist. Stupid grammer. Thanks for letting me complain. WOnderful chap! -ter. I can't wait to read the next, and the next, and the next and the next and the next and the next and theahnadtheadnext andnextnextnextnextnextnextnxt.
-WIndy whos getting slightly erratical from lack of her own stories.
Author's Response: Sorry about the cliffie! And unfortunately, there are several MAJOR cliffies to come in the next couple chapters (one, two or three chapters, depending on how I split it up) plus a death or two! No, the only reason I didn't like this chapter is because I wanted a more vivid depiction of how Telemency works, and I really couldn't get it down in words. But yeeeeeah. And anyway, we will see more of Zabini's fantastic discovery... AFTER the gang gets back from travelling through time. Yep, it will be quite a few chapters. Cliffies ahoy!
Jordan got the time turner near the beginning of the story-- because now that he's a Seer, Lupin wants him to take Divination, but he already has a full schedule. So he gets a time turner so he can take that extra class. Anyway, I promise I will read your story-- but you've gotta let me know when it's accepted. Meanwhile, I'm working on a new fanfiction project called "George Washington Hates Muggles." It's a very... interesting story.
Oh happy day! I was just wandering around when it accured to me. Hey Schmergo hasn't posted anything lately, I'm going to go and complain to her about Pride and Prejuiced Plums! And when I got lo behold the amount of chapters (glowing slightly and I swear I hear heavenly music) had been increased in this series. SO I went here and began fervishly reading. Then over the long period of time that passed (cough) I had totally forgotton what was going on so I was lost for awhile. Poor Tyroonie...rejected by Emma.........again. UPDATE AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!
-WIndy who is fervishly bored
P.S. wow that was a short one
Author's Response: Windy, I just finished another chapter of Pride and Prejuiced Plums today-- and I certainly plan on updating it very soon! I just came back from camp. I'm glad that you liked it, and I've already sent in the next chapter of the story-- I'm just waiting for it to be accepted.
In which we meet Ivy's alter ego.......Icy. Cackle! Anyway I was so busy harping on about myself I forgot to do my signatures, well my always signature, and my somtimes signature I'll use both today. Shoot for the Milky Way ( and bring oreos) this would be my sometimes signature it's strange how I use this but I hate milk. Anyway hers my boring constant signature.
-Windy who puts up boring and constantly boring signatures
P.S. It usaully just says Windy, and then a jibe at me or how I'm feeling.
P.P.S I've always found it annoying that we have to add another p for every P.S. we do because I always forget what I'm saying, and then add it on as a P.S., so by the time I'm done theres like ten P.S.s and you have to read all those p's and by the time your done reading all those p's you don't care what the tid bit is. except they're usaully parargraphs in my case. I thought I should share this totally random, and unintersting fact to you, because thats what I do, I'm random.
P.P.P.S. I've decided that A I've rambled on long enough so that you forgot the original message, and B I've rambled on long enough to be able to sign off again.
P.P.P.P.S. In which I'm about to repeat the original message.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Almost there.........
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Got It!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. In which we meet Ivy's alter ego.....Icy. Cackle! Shoot for the Milky Way! ( and bring oreos)
-Windy the lover of P.S.'s and rambling
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Have you ever noticed that a period with a capitalized P. looks like a one eyed man sticking his tounge out. OMG(osh) it's Mad Eye Moody without his magic eye. Squee.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Well that was weird
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Exactly ten P.S.'s!Well that was much more of a ramble then I expected it to be. Strange how piontless words flow out of my mouth like a waterfall of piontless piontlesstism.
( Just like now I'm piontlesssly making up words for a (piontless) attempt at amusement) I'm sure youu've probably forgotten what I said originally but I'm frankly too tired to write it again, I got to bed at twelve, and woke up at five hehe, it's only nine so I'll pass out doing schoolwork, on my computer, at home since I'm homeschooled, which makes it easier to goof off and go here, to plauge your stories! On the other hand doing so means I will still be working into the summer curse homework. I've decided to stop plaugeing you and go hunt for some Teddy/Victiore Romance in which I feed on.
-Windy Queen of P.S's and Rambles
Author's Response: Oh, yes! This was the chapter with "Icy"... I remember this... by the way, thank so so much for giving me my 400th review! SQUEE! And dude-- this was the most hilariously bizarre review ever, and I thank you for that!
Wow isn't that dandy my "u" key's broken. It's annoying isn't it?
Author's Response: I hate when keys are broken on my computer! It makes me want to kick a moose!
Goodness if you let Emma Die I'll awfully reviw you to a pulp.
Author's Response: Uh-oh... that's actually the best threat I've heard in a longgg time!
Well it is now time for my boring overall review but maybe it should wait till your done. Oh well. My first and final point is don't kill Emma before she kisses Tyrone. And even after she kisses him don't kill her because that would be generally rude. You've done a wonderful job so far and I can't wait to see how this ends. Also is there going to be a fourth one? Just wondering. Interesting background, though, Merlin, and Gryffindor. I also so like Ted, and Ivy. Ivy is such an inspirational character she much more interesting than old Scorpios, and Rose. I’m also glad you didn’t name them anything stupid. I saw on were it was like Patrick Potter, you have no idea how annoying that is to me, to have the first name have the same letter as the last name. It annoys me to death, well almost death anyway. Here is where evil me shines while I advertise (that rhyme really freaked me out). I’m actually going to be making a story about Ted. I don’t think he gets enough stories about him. Sadly Ivy will not be in this story, actually none of them will be in this story except like Ted, and all those original characters. Even if they where that would be plagiarism! So why in the heck would you want that. I’m hoping it will be an eighth of the quality that J.K.R. rights with. Except my grammar and spelling are so bad that the best I can hope for is a sixteenth or much worse. I’ve decided you’re a blended mix of Goirgi, and Haley (I’m really sorry I can never spell Gorgi’s name right). I like the way you title your chapters. You turn this into something funny that the original Harry Potter series doesn’t. It makes me want to do the same but I won’t because I’m a highly boring person. Did it ever occur to you that it’s a little unlikely that Hogwarts would host the Tournament the a second time. I was all giddily planning to do my Triwizard Tournament at Hogwarts, when it hit me like a really heavy stack of bricks ( That started at the top of the empire state building and hit me minutes later, except I would be dead since it says a penny can kill you if you drop it off the Empire building, so imagine what a bunch of bricks could do. Thankfully since imagination doesn’t exist in the physical world I recovered minutes later. Please go back to the beginning of this interlude so you know what I’m saying. Unless you have a really good memory, do you know what interlude means?) I realized it was impossible to hold it at Hogwarts, all the other headmasters would throw a fit, and since Durmstrang is creepy and dirty, I’ll be hosting it at Beuxbatins or whatever the name of that place is. Well looky their I just so happen to have book four next to me! What a cowinki-dink ( or however you spell it, heck I don’t think it’s a real word) lets see you spell it Beauxbatons. Who the heck would name their school that? Then again who would name their school Hogwarts, or Durmstrang. Now you see why I don’t have any friends. Anyway the review of the bookies (I’m doing all three, and badly may I add). I can’t think of anything else to say gosh daren’t. Except don’t kill Emma, or any of them. If you have anything you want me review ( which for your own safety I would do it) please ask me. Now I’m going to go add you to my favorite authors. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Author's Response: DAAAAANNNNNG, this is a long review, chica! There's not going to be a "fourth one"... but there are/will be multiple spin-offs... some set when they're adults, one set when they're first years, maybe even one about their kids! Anyway, this whole reviewwas like the awesomeest thing ever! You have such an amazingly wacky sense of humor... and I was so flattered when you said I'm like a mix of Giorgi and Haley... because they're cool, yo! I can't wait to read your story, too!
I actually thought of setting the Tournament at another school, but so much of the action happens in England that it would be impractical... so I decided to do the highly unlikely and put it at Hogwarts again. And dude, you are right, Beauxbatons is the most ridiculous name for a school ever. Other than Hogwarts. And Richard Cheney High School For The Arts
What is with you and cliff hangers in the middle of a battle!!! ARGH!
Author's Response: Well you see, I'm evil.
Well this is interesting but a bit gross. I mean I really think James would respect privacy of the girls. Though it's really funny. It's all pretty good can't wait to hear more.
Author's Response: Sorry for the long time it took to reply, and the fact that you don't like that it's a bit gross. Do you think James would respect the privacy of girls? Maybe. Most of the guys I know probably wouldn't. I must start hanging around with better behaved guys! I'm glad you like it, keep reading!