I am a crazy teenaged fan, so you will have to excuse my teenaged lingo. I use it often.
Fave ships: Pretty much anything with Draco or Sirius. But not Draco/Sirius. (uhg)
Favorite Harry Potter book: IMPOSSIBLE. That's like choosing between children.
Other books I like besides Harry Potter: The Host and Twilight, both by Stephanie Meyer. (Team Jacob, woot woot!) A Walk To Remember by Nicholas Sparks was really good too. And then The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien.
yaaay! My first fic is up!
I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
I adore this chapter. Especially the healer. That was just perfect. I was lmao. Also, i LOVE how draco said that he enjoyed "every second" of it. =D that is so hot & sweet at the same time.
Oh, I like where this story is going! :)
I thought it was a funny chapter. It takes some skillz to do funny, and hon, uz gotz some skillz!
=0 i want more!!!! what happened?? do they make up??? oh please please please update!!
Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.
=D this is too funny. You are hilarious. "adjective-rich personality" =D
Summary: For once in her life, Hermione is faced with a problem she does not know how to solve...
Did you get the title from "A Walk to Remember?" I just now noticed that. Anyway, I'm liking the story more than I thought I would. Good job! =)
Author's Response: Though it pains me to admit it, I did indeed haha; titles have never been my strong suit (particularly 5 or 6 years ago...) Glad you're enjoying the story! :)
it's well written. i don't normally like this pairing, but i'm liking the story so far
Author's Response: thank you, glad you're liking it
no snape? *pouts* but the revenge thing is interesting. makes you want to read more. which is good, cuz you almost lost me when hermione was rattling about the M.A.R.
Author's Response: lol, that was like...two or three pages of dialogue. max. maybe. but, glad to know you're still soldiering through :)
Summary: "No one who truly hates me would kiss me the way you do." [standalone]
You have great word choice and you described everything very well. However, I noticed you were a bit redundant at times; maybe use a pronoun instead of reusing the same noun. I also noticed that you were lacking commas in parts. The last thing was that there were several awkwardly placed phrases. For example:
"The water gushes out of the rotting drainpipe but all that he smells is the intoxicating scent of Draco's cologne."
The first part of the sentence has nothing to do with smell, so they should be two separate sentences instead of combined with "but."
Oh, one more thing: watch your verb tense and 1st/3rd person perspective.
Overall, it was really good and extremely good writing and wording. And great plot bunny!
Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.
Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!
Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.
DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.
Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!
Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...
Oh my gosh! I am so totally in love with this story as of right now! Very well developed characters! I love them! Can't wait to read the rest!!!!
Author's Response: Thank you so much, Rowena! If you think this one's any good, wait 'till you read the ones I DIDN'T write when I was thirteen.
Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!
That was brilliant! Especially the last line, "Miles away, the boy named Harry Potter was laughing in his sleep." That was perfect.
Summary: The Ministry has fallen.
Under the new regime, there is a chamber in the depths of the Ministry of Magic that the condemned enter, but do not leave. This is the story of a man about to die.
Or is he? Fate is a fickle thing…
Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Dark/Angst.
Oooo! Action-y! I loved the twist! Twists are fun! I did notice that the escape was unrealistic. At first I was thinking, "He can't honestly expect me to believe this?" But then I was like, "oh." Aaaanyway, I thought it was really good, and I usually don't like dark/angsty fics, so yay! =)
Thank you for the review. I like twists too! And yes, it was quite fun to write his escape attempt, particularly the part with the potted plant. I also donít usually read dark/angst, but I felt like giving this fic a shot for some reason.
~ Tim the Enchanter
Voldemort: The Psycho Dark Lord of Hogsmeade (Sweeney Todd Gone Potter) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]
Summary: The final installment of my set of Broadway musical spoofs about Voldemort's life!
This is Stephen Sondheim's brilliant musical, Sweeney Todd, but drastically warped and twisted by me. If you ever wanted to hear a song where Voldemort tries to encourage Fenrir to eat various Potterverse characters, this is the fic for you.
My other two spoofs about Voldemort, those of Les Miserables and Wicked, can be found on my profile. I've also got spoofs of Phantom of the Opera, High School Musical, and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Enjoy!
That was awesome!
Author's Response: Thank you!
Summary: It's been several years since the war, where some died... and some barely came out alive. Azkaban was destroyed, Dementors banished, and a New Azkaban erected in its place. Hermione is in her twenties now, a Guardian of New Azkaban, where she meets someone very unexpected in the dark.
holy cow... this is different from your usual. BUT I LIKE IT!!!! It's WONDERFUL. really really good
I adore it. I don't think I can live without knowing what happens next. Please update. It would make my day. =D You are an insanely talented writer with the ability to write a good variety of genres.
Summary: A potion has been created that has the ability to strip a wizard of their powers: a potion the Ministry of Magic couldn't wait to get their hands on. After the Battle of Hogwarts, lesser convicted Death Eaters are given a choice: go to Azkaban, or spend the rest of their lives as Muggles. While many people refused such a degrading option as a matter of pride, one Draco Malfoy chose the potion. Now, cast into the city of London, Draco both struggles with, and eventually enjoys his adaptation into the Muggle way of life.
But what happens when the effects of the potion turn out to be not-so permanent?
it's very well written and I love the concept. =)
Author's Response: I'm glad you like it and I also hope you will continue to read further chapters.
=D that was hilarious! "Give me a bloody ticket you damned contraption!" ahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!
Author's Response: Yes, that was indeed very much fun to write. The next few will be even more fun I think!
Summary: Draco somehow managed to get his very own advice column in Hogwarts' school paper, where he gives his sage opinion to those who dare to ask for it. Feel free to write in for advice about love, life, school, family, anything you can think of! But remember... with Draco, you tend not to get the answer you expected!
The doctor told me I have 2 weeks to live... How should I spend it? Please answer quickly...
~Looking For Fun