Penname: SpankingHalo [Contact]
Real name: Kacy Callum
Member Since: 03/28/09
Website:
Beta-reader:
Status: Member
Bio:
SpankingHalo is a character of mystique and wonder. A shadowy figure lurking on the edge of acceptable society, SH leads a life of derring-do and swashbuckling deeds. From scaling walls with sword in teeth to leave a small selection of chocolates by the bedside of that special lady, to destroying notorious jewelry in the heart of volcanoes, to single-handedly taking on the universe's most evil villain only to discover a strange family connection, SH's life is one hapless adventure after another.

Ruler of Atlantis, built to Olympian proportions and able to arm-wrestle titans to a weeping standstill, SH walks on a swathe of rose petals and red carpets laid by grateful citizens. Those who meet SH agree they have been touched by an angel, and not in an inappropriate way. More gracious than Venus de Milo, more glorious than Michelangelo's David, more delectable than a Playboy pin-up, SH's sculpted perfection, tousled locks and ever-changing gem-like eyes leave many people swooning, whilst others find themselves seized by ecstasy.

Much like a strobelight, SH is not recommended for those of a delicate disposition.

SH is also a pathological liar. And the world's best lover
[Report This]
Reviews by SpankingHalo
No results found.
Information
Find out everything you need to know about the site right here.


We have stories and authors in this archive.

:

RSS
Choose Theme:
SOCIAL MEDIA
     
MOST RECENT
Blaise Inglorious by Northumbrian 6th-7th Years
Ginny is stuck at Hogwarts while Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the run. Blaise...
A Sackful of Holiday Horsefeathers by Piwakitt 3rd-5th Years
This story has a bit of everything in it. Humor, romance, Slytherin schemes...
Get Older by ellie oh 6th-7th Years
Lily is having something of a breakdown, unsure of where she fits as graduation...
FEATURED
Tarot by DeadManSeven 3rd-5th Years
A reading that consists of only cards from the Major Arcana indicates the destiny...
Rat by DragonDi 6th-7th Years
The Potters' Secret Keeper, Sirius Black, is presumed dead. Remus Lupin wants...
The Ruin by Oregonian 1st-2nd Years
Even in its abandonment and slow disintegration, it retains its power to destroy...
CATEGORIES