Hello everyone! My name is Dylan and I am 17 years old. And for the record... I am a girl. Some people get confused... Dylan is usually a boy's name... Anyway. Some things about me:
- I have read Harry Potter more times than I can count
- I went to the midnight release of the 6th movie and to both parts of 7
- I love musicals, but suck at singing
- My friends and I make movies... a lot
- I have a pet bunny
- I am going to be a senior
- I am obsessed with Tiny Wings
- I love my HP soundtracks
- There is a picture of a door on my door
- I watch The Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Gossip Girl, The Newsroom, and Doctor Who
- I always dress up as a Gryffindor for Halloween
- I'm sorta addicted to youtube
- The Vlogbrothers are my heros
- My favorite band is Fountains of Wayne
- I love British Television like The Inbetweeners, Sherlock, and The Office (UK)
- Currently, my favorite non HP movie is V For Vendetta
- I'm very interested in films and I want to be a film major in college
- I write mostly James/Lily, but I want to try some other genres
I am completely obsessed with Harry Potter.
Right now, I am working on two chaptered fics-
Lily and her muggle friends go to a ski resort over summer holiday and James turns up with Sirius Black. They have some good fun and run from some Death Eaters and get up to shenanigans ;)
The Marauder's Map to a Gryffindor's Heart:
I started this a while ago, so it really isn't the best piece of writing... but I do like the story, so I will probably continue. Ten chapters have been written (from about three years ago) so I hope to edit them and hopefully get them on this site! This one basically follows the Marauders through their years at school. Don't expect much character development, since I wrote this when I was about twelve. At least until I get past the first ten chapters :P
Then there's a one-shot!
The Sorting Hat Put Me in Slytherin:
This one shows what might have happened if Harry had become friends with Malfoy... *shutters* It has a lot more to do with Harry's character and all that deep stuff. Enjoy :D
1. A second Generation story about Lily Luna Potter's Hogwarts experience and her unexpected friend, Scorpius Malfoy.
2. A tale about Dobby's life
3. A fic about Merope Gaunt and how she fell in love with Tom Riddle
4. A story about Seamus' mother and how she grew up in a muggle home as an adopted servant girl and after going to Hogwarts, falls in love with a Muggle
I always love getting reviews! (but then again, don't we all?) Well, I think that's all I have to say!
Summary: I was born the day you kissed me...I died inside the night you left me...But oh how I lived while you loved me. . . .
The sequel Agapanthus is up!
OMG I LOVE THIS STORY!!! I hope she gets his memory back! I'm almost scared 2 read the sequel b/c im afraid he wont ever get his memories back! ur a gr8 writer so keep up the good work! :)
Summary: Giving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.
brilliant! you had me laughing the whole time!
Summary: Hermione is abused both mentally and physically by those that should love her the most to the point that she can't take it. During her first week of Hogwarts she is haunted by nightmares of her home. She decides to use the time turner to make a difference in her life. Though there is an accident and she ends up farther than she expected. In the time of the marauders. When she finds a life she loves, will she go back? HGRL pairing
Ahhhh plz update! I need 2 know wut happens!! This is such a great and Intense story and I love ur writing and this story and I would love it even more if I could find out what happens next!
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
OMG BEST STORY EVER! this was the first story I read on MMFF but i havent gotten an account until now. This is such a good sory so y cant u update sparx?!? Plz i need to know what happens!
Summary: For the rest of the Ministry, the interdepartmental challenge was merely a failed attempt to restore trust between workers. But for Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, it was the catalyst for an unexpected relationship built on passionate letters, concealed identities, and secret meetings – and the beginning of an end that neither of them could ever have imagined possible, not even in their wildest dreams.
Post-war. Based somewhat on the story of the Phantom of the Opera. Also contains R/Hr, so don't read if you can't stomach that ship.
Status: Complete. Thanks for reading, everyone!
Such a good story! I was sad but happy when it ended. Sad b/c she didnt end up w/ Draco and happy b/c your such a good writer i loved reading this fic! keep writing!
Summary: Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he ever comes to power. A difficult task, correct? An impossible one, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she has ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she condemn the Wizarding world to almost certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she has ever loved?
i am crying rite now as i rite this. That was so beautiful and twisted and it was an incredable story. I was so afraid that something like that would happen but im so happy i read it because it really made me think. it is so sad that kno1 knew that tom killed himself due 2 love. The wizarding world should kno the truth that even lord voldemort could love. Thank you for this amazin story! xoxo
Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)
awwww that was really emotional... Really good job it was really believable and well written.
Summary: After the downfall of Voldemort, Hermione decides to take a break and return to the Muggle world. Deciding to go on a Muggle cruise, Hermione realizes that it was the biggest mistake of her life. Now, she's stuck on a boat with her worst enemy. Fights and bickering continue to take place between them and maybe a little something else too...
Hermione makes new friends and meets up with an old friend, Jessie: an arrogant girl who treats Hermione like dirt and desperately tries to seek Draco's attention. (Slightly AU)
Thanks to some of my awesome readers, this story has been translated into Chinese and Vietnamese. For information on how you can see the translated version, please check my profile!
Status: Working on chapter 26. In the meantime, you can have a look at my new one-shot, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang!
Please note that the date of my last update is incorrect. Apparently there are some glitches in the system regarding to this. Chapter 25 was updated on the 7/09/09!
Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award in the Non-Canon Romance category
Please leave a review before you leave! It means a lot! You can check out the banner of this story on my author's page!
This is a gr8 story so far! plz update soon cuz im dying 2 kno wut happens!!!!!!
Author's Response: Hey! Thanks for taking the time to review! Unfortunately, I won't be able to update soon - my A-leves are right around the corner, and I have to concentrate on those! BUT! This story is definately not over. Once my exams are done, I guarantee that more chapters will be on its way =D This year has just been a little stressful, but I'll be back in full swing in some time! Hold tight!
o my god! i cant believe this got updated without me knowing! i just happened to check up on it tonight and i almost died when i saw that it had been updated in july! im sososos glad u did update this! but im still mad that i didnt get an email about this! well i absolutely loved this chapter! it was so good and really cute and basically perfect! hermione and draco were really in character and i also liked the janitor guy! im really scared of what jessie might do because dhe is kinda phyco and cant really be trusted... im not sure how she will use the whole death eater thing against draco though because hermione already knows that and the others probably would still like draco for who he is. well this was an incredible chapter and i cannot wait until you update again and i hope it doesnt take another year! well thanks for this chapter and update soon!!!!
Author's Response: Hello, hello, hello!! I saw the long and lovely review you had left and felt really happy! I adore long reviews lol...First of all, I'm really surprised that you didn't receive a mail! BUT i'm glad you decided to check on this fiction anyway...and yes, I updated this rather recently unlike what the system says, which was last year! *sighs* First the date and now the e-mails...I just hope people decide to have a look like you did and know that I haven't abandoned this fic!
Yay for Draco and Hermione being in character! It's never easy trying to make it seem as canon as possible, so it's nice to know that their relationship seems believable. You'll find out what Jessie does with her new-found information and what happens after that in the next chapter. Thank you so much for reviewing and I'll definately update soon, not after another year lol...!
Summary: A Sequel to Born the Day You Kissed Me
After losing Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger is determined to have him back…so determined that she will go as far as inventing a spell that reverses the affects of the “Obliviate” curse. In this anticipated sequel, Hermione and Draco’s lives will collide, along with opportunities for Hermione to perform her new creation on her most valuable subject. However, when a new relationship between the two forms, will Hermione be able to summon the courage to expose their lost love? Will she reveal to him the missing portion of his life? Or will she simply accept the new Draco and without spells, attempt to revive the love that she knows is buried down deep in his soul....
This story is pre-HBP/DH CH 16 Coming Soon
o plz plz plz keep writing! i mite cry if i cant find out wut happens! :'(
Summary: The long awaited sequel to "It's Witchraft" (Draco/Hermione). Medea Malfoy had always looked up to her parents Draco and Hermione as the ideal wizard and witch...so imagine her surprise when some of her class mates seemed to hate her just because she was a Malfoy. What could be wrong with being a Malfoy? Patrick Potter had been told about The Malfoys his entire life, but he failed to understand how Medea, a fellow Gryffindor who had an unfailing love of justice, could possibly be bad.
Oh my god, you updated! This is so exciting! Wow... I don't know what to say, I'm really thrilled. I've seriously been waiting for this forever. Yay! Anyway, onto the actual chapter: I really liked the reactions from everybody. I like how Ginny knew. And Fred and George are my ultimate favorite characters in this fic, I'm glad you make them so funny and strong! The only problem I had was about the length... wayy too short, in my opinion. Please update soon, it's been so long and I'm super excited to see what happens next! :)
omg thank u soooo much 4 updating!!! u such a gr8 author and i love ur story! i cant wait until the ''party'' and im most interested to c rons expression when he cs hermione and draco there! Keep writing this amazing fanfic!
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
That was fantastic! Very funny and I was laughing out loud thebentire time. Pure genius. Oh and I was reading your athors page and I have to tell you that I have alsobread sleeping freshmen never lie and I love it! I love that blondeD ended up being harry. I thought it would be mrs malfoy but I like harry better! Great job and keep writing!
Author's Response: Ha, cute username! And I'm so glad that you liked this story... and Sleeping Freshmen is such a good book, even though when I read it, it made me paranoid that my freshman year would stink. (I actually loved my freshman year.)
Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!
o my GOD! wut a stud muffin! I want a draco @ my skool! That was funny and i enjoyed it quite a lot!
Summary: “What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name...the man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman...
Kingsley Shacklebolt is sent to question Stubby Boardman, a former pop singer who has lost his luster. A simple task? So it would seem...
You had me laughing the entire time! Great story, very cleaver!
Summary: For the past six years, Lily Evans has put up with James Potter's pranking. But as her seventh year commences, she decides it's time to give James a taste of his own medicine.
Chapter 7 has finally been submitted!
A tiny sneek peek:
"Oh, come on now! Lily thought. “Just kiss me already,” she said audibly. James froze at her words and she, embarrassed beyond belief that her thoughts had spilled from her mouth, sat entirely still."
I just caught up on this story 2nite and I just love it! Lily is such a clutz... It's so funny! I can't stand dorcas. Wut kind of a name is dorcas anyway? Haha! Anyhu... I hope u update soon! That last chapter was great!!
Lord Voldemort: The Musical! (Les Miserables Potterized!) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 39]
Summary: Yet another musical twisted by yours truly, it's the tale of Voldemort's life set to the tune of my Les Miserables soundtrack!
The real musical of Les Miserables was created by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and Alain Boublil.
There is some violence and it really is not a silly musical-- there are a few funny parts, but there are some pretty sad or intense bits. AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE. And there are some cannibalism-happy bits with Fenrir, including a whole song called "Man Eat Man." Beware.
o mi god! I luv u 4 makin this!!!!! U r amaze and this is sooooo amazin! I am obsessed w/ les mis and i hav it on my ipod and hav read the book! U did such a good job with the songs and i got so in the mook and blasted my ipod and sang along to the songs w/ ur lyrics! U r gr8 and thank u 4 makin the best musical and the best series come 2gether! u rock my world!!!
Author's Response: Oh, thank you! I am obsessed with Les Mis, too, in the best possible way. I've read the book and I think I have three versions of the cast recording... so glad that you liked it!
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Awww! That was really cute and I loved it! A great story that I give an A++!
Author's Response: Thank you soo much! This is actually my favorite fanfiction that I've written, and I'm so happy you like it!
Summary: Learning to live, just might cost them their lives.
Lily Evans needs to learn how to really live. Not her imitation of living. Real living doesn't involve homework, school, following the rules, or playing it safe. Real living is taking risks, breaking the rules, being spontaneous, and going to fast. And there is one person that is going to show her how. One summer and James Potter later and Miss Lily Evans might not recognise herself. Too bad, all good things must come to an end.....
"Lily, we're friends. I would never betray any of my friends. Plus, you honestly think I would let old Moldy-shorts get to me?" he joked.
THANK GOD HER FAMILY IS SAFE! when it sed the dark mark was over her house i totally flipped out! this was a good chapter, but a bit short... i hope you can update soon cuz this is such a good story!!!
O MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?!? wow this is a really good story and i enjoyed the prank! but really... WHAT HAPPENED?! please update as soon as possible!