Harry potter fan since 06-07. Formed a "Harry Potter Club" with friends, but it kinda 'drifted', you know? Anyways, I still love Mugglenet and ranting with my friends about HP. I came here when I was feeling very Harry-Potter-ish and this is my escape to like-minded fanatics. By the way, for me to be writing fan fictions is about as deep as I can go. Well, maybe not. (Anyone want Harry-Potter Pop tarts?)
Anyhoo, onto my ships. (That was totally unintentional.) Basically, I like everything canon, you know, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Tonks/Lupin, and the occasional Neville/Luna (as long as its funny. But everything with Luna is either sweet or funny, so no problems there.) Also I like my OC/Remus, but they don't get married.
Just for your boredom, I'm going to continue with random stuff about me. I really like the Beatles, especially George, although I think Ringo's name is awesome. I have this thing about Canada and Britain, and so if anything or anyone is Canadian or British, I automatically think they're awesome unless they're total jerks. And that's strange, 'cause I'm American, although anyone who is a Steelers or Penguins fan is pretty cool by me. I also like Monty Python, which is this British humor TV show that !George!Harrison! once appeared on. Also if I could be somebody, I would want to be Schmergo. (If you haven't heard of her, you're either a newbie, or you read Dark/Angsty Fics, in which case, I don't know what you're doing here. I hate angst.) her username's Schmerg_The_Impaler, and she's hilarious. go read her right now. And then come back and read me. And yeah, I think we are very similar.
Onto Things That Annoy Sidney. Yes, I'm actually doing this, because, really, my friend and i just ranted about thins we hate, and it was actually rather amusing. It's
probably because we were on a sugar high at the time, but never mind. It really annoys me when people write titles like sentences.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, SnoopyMarauderess
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
funny. I like it.
very funny. Even better.
Summary: *ONE-SHOT* After carefully observing (ahem) a row between Ron and Hermione, Fred and George concoct an evil plan...and a pie. A sniff of Harry/Ginny and, of course, the odor of pie.
that was so funny! I loved the random use of bananas, it just makes things better! Also, nice use of the Marauders.
Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.
OMG. Rotfl Funny!
Author's Response: Glad you liked it! :-)
Author's Response: Thanks! :-)
Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.
you know, there are some fics that put me in lots of little laughing fits. this was 1 of them. great job!
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm very pleased you enjoyed it.
Summary: Many questions remain unanswered about Lily and James. Was James always an arrogant bully? Did Lily really hate James, or was there something more behind her angry reply at the lake? And whoever said Lily was a bossy bookworm? Join the marauders and their friends as they go through Hogwarts, and experience pain and joy, tears and laughter...as they realize that no matter how dark the night may get, the Light of Sunrise will always follow.
I really liked this chapter, especially the part about Sirius. You show us how horrible it really is for him without making it inappropriate.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
R.A.B's joke (knowingly or not) made a reference to the Beatles song 'It Won't Be Long Now'!
R.A.B's joke (knowingly or not) made a reference to the Beatles song 'It Won't Be Long Now'!
I adore the Beatles references, and it would be HILARIOUS if Lucius liked rap. Also, the Monty Python references CRACKED ME UP! Another Monty reference is something referring to the Cheese Shop Sketch.
P.S. So incredibly sorry about my CAPS-LOCK tendencies.
Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."
After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...
"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"
For your first story, this is really good. It gives me some hope that I can do it as well!
Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.
So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!
I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.
Sorry about that, I just couldn't resist. Anyways, I would like to tell you about a mini-interview with Ringo sometime in the earlier Beatles era. And make sure to do the voices, especially Ringo's, 'cos, you know, everything's better with Ringo's voice.
Interviewer: Do you ever get lonely?
Interviewer: Do you ever want to sing?
Interviewer: Do you ever say any thing besides 'yep'?
Interviewer: Do you want to be someone's lovin' man?
Interviewer: Right now?
Interviewer: I thought you would say that.
That should make you smile!
Author's Response: Thank you! Hahahaha, I LOVE Ringo! See, this is why he's my favorite Beatle! (My Environmental Science binder for school has lyrics from Octopus' Garden on it, as well as a psychadelic nautical background and a picture of me hugging the guy who played King Triton in The Little Mermaid on Broadway.)
Summary: Love a duck! Will he stop at nothing? Voldemort is rapidly taking over, and his Death Eaters are killing Muggle-borns every day. The good news? A mysterious man, known only as The Phoenix, is rescuing people in the nick of time all over England.
Meanwhile, newlywed writer Lily Potter has troubles of her own. For one, her marriage is not turning out to be as great as she'd thought... for another, she's been blackmailed by an old "friend" into turning spy and discovering the Phoenix's true identity.
Thrills, spills, laughs, gasps, song lyrics, and good old swashbucklin' intrigue.
Inspired by Baroness Emmuska Orczy's excellent novel, "The Scarlet Pimpernel," and Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton's AMAZING musical by the same name.
But if you're not familiar with either, the story's just all the more suspenseful! All song lyrics used in this story are based on those by Wildhorn and Knighton
I loved this chapter, every single time I read it! This was my favorite bit:
Wow. He’s good, thought Lily.
Well, he’s evil, she reminded herself quickly, but I know what you mean.
Of course you do, thought Lily. You’re me. Incidentally, is this what they call ‘internal conflict’?
Snape cleared his throat politely, and Lily blinked.
I am really glad he can’t read minds, she thought.
On a different note, you know how you said you didn't like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka? Well, in the movie Help! in one scene, George is wearing an outfit that looks like the one Johnny Depp wore in Willy Wonka! And you know, if you like randomness, watch Help!
It's full of Beatles music AND Beatles randomness. I know, right?
Author's Response: Hahaha, thnak you! And I have to say, even though Depp DISTURBED me as Willy Wonka... I loved his outfit. I kinda ripped it off when I played the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland. And I really do want to watch some of those Beatles movies... I've never gotten around to it somehow.
Loved it! As I think I've mentioned before, I LOVED the 'I read the news today, oh boy' part, and Mister Mistoffellees, but I would like to in form you of something. Slovakia is a country by it self, now, but at that time, it would be joined with the Czech Republic to form Czechoslovakia. I would know. I'm Slovak. And may I ask how you came to be aware of our fine country?
Author's Response: Hmmmm.... wow, you're right. Maybe I should research these things.... I grew up with a map of the world taking up an entire wall of my foyer, so I had a lot of fun with world capitals and stuff when I was younger. ^_^ Thanks so much for reviewing!
“I read the news today,” said James.
“Oh boy,” Lily replied absentmindedly.
It really was sad that James didn’t know who John Lennon was.
When I read that, I literally burst out laughing, because (1) it was super funny, (2) I, like you, love Harry Potter (especially the Marauders), the Scarlet Pimpernel, and the Beatles (although I'm more of a George fan).
Wow, that was long.
Author's Response: Thank you! I like this story, but for some reason I discontinued it... don't know why... oh well, maybe someday! Actually, I think George is probably my favorite Beatle. I like Ringo a lot, though, just because his name is Ringo.
Summary: What are the employment options of a teenage werewolf just leaving Hogwarts? Remus Lupin's best friends, James Potter and Sirius Black, dare him to reach for the impossible--even if it leads him into danger. (Rating for language in later chapters.)
Disclaimer: Don’t own ‘em; never did. JKRowling has that lucky distinction…
It was really good!
Author's Response: Thank you! Again, this was a lot of fun to write. I love giving Remus a chance to shine and show how good he really is. I also love giving Sirius the chance to be devilish and clever and funny! Thanks for reviewing!
Summary: Dieter Heydrich is a model German boy. He has perfect Aryan complexion, is an exemplary member of the Hitler Youth, and is fanatically loyal to his beloved Führer.
But on his eleventh birthday, Dieter discovers a hidden magical world led by an extraordinary wizard named Gellert Grindelwald…
Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best History/Mystery.
WINNER of QSQ 2009, Best Male Original Character.
Note: As you might have guessed, Für Das Größere Wohl is German, meaning: “For the Greater Good.” Yes, this story is from the perspective of the bad guys.
When I read your introduction of Ernst, my brain just shouted at me, Remus! I'm very glad there is someone who appears to be like Remus, because he's my favorite. And isn't it odd that my brain yells at me?
I loved this! I'm also finding odd parallels between Ernst and me! I'm Catholic, and my Parents are divorced. This is odd indeed.
Summary: What happens when our favorite foursome, plus Lily, Snape, and of course some impossibly perfect OCs return to Hogwarts for their 7th year? Why, absolute bucketfuls of drama, angst, tears, jealousy, unrealistic events, and cheesy, cheesy dialogue! Also staggering amounts of random insanity. You have been warned.
"When are you going to have the next chapter ready?" whined the impatient reviewer. " I've been waiting soooooo long. By the way, you and me could be some strange sort of personality twins. We love Harry Potter fan fics (especially marauder era), we procrastinate, the list is endless! Did I mention we're hilarious?"
Author's Response: "The next chapter will be up as soon as I get some plot bunnies in proper order," replied the ever-procrastinating author. "It hopefully shouldn't be too much longer!"
this is really funny! i love how you changed it a little and made it so cliched and punned!
Author's Response: Thank you! Reviews are like chocolate: The world would be a dark and dreary place without them.