Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgetten.
A teenager with the writing itch stands before you today.
A Slytherpuff with ambition, loving the world around.
My writing says it all.
Summary: Ron has been acting strange lately, always running off to places no one knows of; Harry is determined to find out. Seventh Year - Hogwarts. One-shot. PWP. Harry’s POV. AU.
This story is weird but real good!!!!!
On her 21st birthday, Coach Johnson gets a Halloween treat from the Harpies...the chance to deal with a ghost from her past. Locked in a cellar with Fred and George, Angelina proves there's something about Fred that sets him apart. His kiss.
Author's Response: Thank you! I wish it could be canon. Sigh.
He was Muggle-born, a Hufflepuff, and a slob. Andromeda Black could not understand why a boy with messy hair and untidy ways was so popular until she realised no one enjoyed life like Ted Tonks. It wasn't a secret that he liked her...and she didn't like his girlfriend.
This is a very sweet story and really very good.
Author's Response: Hey there! Thank you for reading this...and for the compliment! :)
Return to me, from beyond the veil, across the sea of darkness that divides us.... When Sirius falls, his lover repeats a phrase that is both plea and prayer. Return to me....
Thank you for providing me with hours of reading excellent stories. You are talented and I can see you going far.
Author's Response: Thank you for saying that! I wrote an original novel for NaNoWriMo in Novembe (the first draft, anyway) and then realized a few weeks ago that--worse than not telling the story "right"--I've lost the spark that made me want to tell it in the first place. I'm putting it away for awhile and working on a screenplay, so thank you for the encouragement!
Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.
Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!
Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.
DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.
Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!
Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...
OMG!!! This story is totally and completely amazing. i am deffo going straight to read the rest of ur POTTERS PENTAGON stories!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Oh, wow, thank you so much! I'm really glad you liked it, because I wrote this one when I was thirteen (almost four years ago), and I'm happy it's holding up well!
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
So completely insane it's completely brilliant!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! That is precisely what I was going for!
All is not well.
George uses work and Firewhisky to cope with Fred's death until a drink with a friend leads to something that dulls pain better than alcohol. Emotionally torn by grief, he struggles to allow Alicia into his life...and then comes baby....
*Winner of the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Dark/Angsty Story*
'That was good, but I wish there was a little more of it' ;)
Author's Response: I love you, man...woman... :D
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Err...WOW! Completely insane, but brilliant!
Author's Response: Why, thank you! That is definitely what I was striving for! ;-)
I absolutely love this story and I have just finished reading it for the twelth time!!!
Author's Response: Wow, thank you SOOO much! Haha, I think it's great that people actually like this silly spoof!
I don't like HSM at all, but Potterized it's much more bearable. Why don't u do the other 2 HSM movies, since they are the ultimate in cheesiness!
Author's Response: Ha, the real reason why I didn't do the second and third HSMs is that the songs are a bit more melodically complex-- they've sometimes got the same voice singing TWO things at once, which is tricky to work with. But also because I can't stand the HSM2 music, and it would be torture to learn it by heart!
Summary: This is book two in the "Potter's Pentagon" trilogy. Read "Potter's Pentagon: The Five" first, myesss? Cool.
WARNING: This story contains French people, an internal monologue about a blue orange, adolescent facial hair, good old-fashioned snogging, superstitious truck drivers, a portrait who calls everyone "Mavis," a zoo break-in, some very strange clothes, romantic conflict galore, and Ron Weasley's caffeine addiction. And worst of all, Professor Zabini!
Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament, and when one of the members of Potter's Pentagon is selected to represent the school, much excitement ensues. Simultaneously, elections are being held for Minister of Magic, and things are getting busy at the Ministry.
Not to mention the fact that Jordan's made a new Muggle friend without informing her of the itty-bitty fact that he's magical, Haley has found an enchanted diary of dubious origin, Ted's met a werewolf from Beauxbatons, and Emma... well, Emma's not having a good year.
And what exactly is Ivy up to, anyway?
Everyone has secrets. But in the end, the truth will have to come out.
Starring Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character Nominees Ivy Potter, Emma Weasley, Haley Potter, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards!
Wowzee wow, this story is filled with greatness, awesomeness and fantasticness. I can really identify with Harriet-Lily 'Call-her-that-and-die' Potter. I luv Potter's Pentagon sooooo much and identify with the story, as I'm in a really close knit group of five friends- though I don't think we'd go round getting into trouble!
Author's Response: Wowzee wow, this review is filled with lovely compliments and splendiforousness! And it makes me super happy that you like Potter's Pentagon. It's a lot of fun to write. And I relate to Haley, too, because I sing all the time and annoy people to no end!
Voldemort: The Psycho Dark Lord of Hogsmeade (Sweeney Todd Gone Potter) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]
Summary: The final installment of my set of Broadway musical spoofs about Voldemort's life!
This is Stephen Sondheim's brilliant musical, Sweeney Todd, but drastically warped and twisted by me. If you ever wanted to hear a song where Voldemort tries to encourage Fenrir to eat various Potterverse characters, this is the fic for you.
My other two spoofs about Voldemort, those of Les Miserables and Wicked, can be found on my profile. I've also got spoofs of Phantom of the Opera, High School Musical, and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Enjoy!
This story is really good and very funny. Your stories are always the first i turn to when i want a laugh. U have real talent and i'm sure you'll go far!
Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I really liked writing this one, and getting a review was a pleasant surprise. Interesting you'd pick this one, because I'm seeing Sweeney Todd this weekend and I am PSYCHED!
Summary: It's that time of year. Time for an untimely winter ball, and Emma Weasley is not thrilled about Tyrone Thomas' relentless pursuit if her. But will his terrible singing and creepy stalker-ish antics woo her at last? And what the heck is Jordan Potter up to? DH is very disregarded. No Albus Severuses here.
I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House, and this is my submission to the Winter Snows thingy, in the "Melting a Winter Heart" category.
Wow, u r so insane.... and that is why i luv ur storeez!
Author's Response: I take both parts of that review as TREMENDOUS COMPLIMENTS! Thank you!
This story is incredible. Well-written, sometimes funny, sometimes sad, always brilliant. And Lily's due date is my birthday. I squealed when I read that. :D