Hey. I've been meaning to join Fan Fiction for awhile but never bothered. Oh well. I'll add more stuff here later but here's these little blibbets I found off of some girl's bio. that I think she stole from someone else (and yes, don't be dissappointed, I totally just think I made up the word blibbets)
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Also, about my stories. Well, my poem forever isn't really anything special, but check it out if you dare. I love the plotline in my story, I Think This Love is Altering my Brain, but I despise the title. It's so stupid and amatuer. Oh well, I have about 6 plot bunnies in my head that I want to write. So there's definitely more of me to come! Also, I love reviews. ALOT! (hint hint)
Wow guys that's really embarrassing. I'm sorry you had to read that. I wrote that about two years ago...Anyway, I'm just a nerd who's obsessed with HP, making a writing comeback one day at a time. That's all. :) Continue reading now!
Summary: Harry and Ginny are happily married with a baby on the way. When they manipulate Ron and Hermione into both meeting them for lunch, the last thing anyone expected was for Harry and Ginny to be kidnapped.
Suddenly Ron and Hermione are left with nothing more than a note and the realization it’s up to them to follow the clues and rescue the couple they both love and adore. If only the clues weren't nonsense. If only they knew who could possibly have taken Harry and Ginny. If only they didn’t hate each other. If only they hadn’t once loved each other.
Life just got a whole lot more complicated for Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.
"Harry was right: there was no such thing as understanding girls, no matter how old a bloke got."
Nonononononononononononononononono!!!!! You can't....No you just...Don't end it there!!!!! :[. This was A-m-a-z-i-n-g. This was one of my all-time favorites.
One questions though. Why was Portia disguised as a little girl? I didn't really get that, and it was creeping me out. A lot.
I'd have to say my favorite part of the story was where Hermione is pretending to be passed out. Because she just jumps up and saves the day. No one ever uses Hermione like a hero that way. It made me so happy to see her like that. I also liked when she took all the spells and potions and such out of her hair.
My favorite line was "If anyone will be having Ron's super-baby, it'll be me." :D.
The ending made be sooooo happy. I don't know if anything made me "laugh" though. Maybe in shock though, because this was such a "thriller". (You should change all the names and publish this into a book. I'm serious). I fell out of my seat when Bernard said it wasn't really him. That, and the little girl. *shudder*.
I think that's the longest review I've ever written. I hope you reply, I'd love to hear back. R/Hr foreverr(:
Author's Response: The longest review ever -- that's high praise! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much! This story wasn't really a very funny one, you're right; it is certainly a "thriller." I always think Hermione is a cooler hero than people give her credit for, so it's good to know you agree and you liked that scene! ;) As for why Portia was disguised as a little girl -- just a part of her creepy charm. . . . Thanks very much for the review!
Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.
Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!
Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.
DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.
Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!
Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...
Hi! I just read the whole thing and now it's about 5AM. Sigh. Anyhooo, this was hilarious as usual, but I didn't think I'd ever bother to read it because I'm not a "series" person. It was amazing though and I wish I had talent like you! Anyway, I think my favorite OC was Emma or Haley. Emma, because of the whole "Tyrone thing", and this one tiny little detail. I liked how you mentioned she wasn't a "morning person", and that's totally me. Haley because I appreciate hyper crazy people. I really liked Ted, too, and thought that it was hilarious how JK named Tonks&Remus' son Teddy. My least favorite was Jordan, but that doesn't mean I didn't like him. He came through for us at the end though. The best part of the whole story was the April Fool's chapter. A+
Wow, I'm really starting to wonder how many reviews I've left you. Sigh, oh well. I'm off to read books dos and tres :D.
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Okay. That was the funniest thing I've ever read. The Volde-mint, the dark chocolate part, and the bits about fudge made me crack up. This is amazing. *favorites*
Author's Response: Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! This story is so bizarre, but so much fun to write. Volde-mint was my dad's idea, though!
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Wow. You like amaze me! How you can just hear a song and make a parady of it. It cracks me up. I think the best ones hear would be Breaking Free and We're Alll in this Together because they really sounded like something someone could sing. I admit, I did watch HSM3 on demand the other day. *sighs and puts on devoted HSM fanware*. Lol jk, I hadn't seen those things for years. Sorry for my rambling.
Author's Response: Thank you! This is one of my first parodies, but I'm glad you still like it. I actually did watch HSM3 the other day in my chorus class! I like HSM, but I don't think it's good-- does that make sense? Like a guilty pleasure. I was in the play last summer as Mrs. Darbus!
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Aww! I loved this. It did make me laugh out loud though. Especially the "in your underwear drawer" bit. Keep on writing!
Author's Response: Oh, thanks so much! This is my favorite of my stories, actually... I wrote the whole thing in just a few hours on a car trip, and it all just kind of poured out without any planning or anything. So I'm glad that reading the story is at least a fraction as much fun as writing it.
Summary: This is book two in the "Potter's Pentagon" trilogy. Read "Potter's Pentagon: The Five" first, myesss? Cool.
WARNING: This story contains French people, an internal monologue about a blue orange, adolescent facial hair, good old-fashioned snogging, superstitious truck drivers, a portrait who calls everyone "Mavis," a zoo break-in, some very strange clothes, romantic conflict galore, and Ron Weasley's caffeine addiction. And worst of all, Professor Zabini!
Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament, and when one of the members of Potter's Pentagon is selected to represent the school, much excitement ensues. Simultaneously, elections are being held for Minister of Magic, and things are getting busy at the Ministry.
Not to mention the fact that Jordan's made a new Muggle friend without informing her of the itty-bitty fact that he's magical, Haley has found an enchanted diary of dubious origin, Ted's met a werewolf from Beauxbatons, and Emma... well, Emma's not having a good year.
And what exactly is Ivy up to, anyway?
Everyone has secrets. But in the end, the truth will have to come out.
Starring Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character Nominees Ivy Potter, Emma Weasley, Haley Potter, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards!
Sigh. I know what you're thinking. 'This weirdo is obsessed with my stories', (The answer is possibly) Or maybe you're thinking: 'Doesn't she have a life?' (This answer is also possibly). Now you're thinking 'How is she reading my mind?!' (The answer is ALSO possibly... Wait...Scratch that...) ANYHOO, I loved this. Alot. I would start the next one, I'm dying to, but I have priorities. You know, like sleeping and breathing and such. Lol, I picked up HBP today and I was likee: Where's Haley? And Jordan and Ted? Then I remembered they're not real. *tear*. Wow, this really is excellent though. Also, Tyrone is now one of my faves. I love how you can make really intense situations funny, too, without trying. And I love Haley's hatred of one-eyebrow raising, because I can't raise one eyebrow either. *Fails to raise one eyebrow*. Okkkaaayyy, well, I s'pose I'll stop bothering you. And go read the thir-- I mean....Go to sleep...Hehehehehe. Chao!
P.S. I apologize for my weirdness...I haven't slept at normal hours for awhile.
Author's Response: Maddy, I'm nothing but honored that you're reviewing all my stories. I don't think you're weird at all-- I'm flattered! And I love getting reviews and feedback-- it always makes my day. The bit about HBP not having Haley and Jordan and Ted made me grin so broadly, I worried my face would split down the middle. ANd I'm glad that you like Tyrone! He just gets awesomer and awesomer as the series goes on-- the hope is that the readers' opinion of him grows as Emma's does, hehehe. I haven't slept normally all week, either, because I have been at Girls State! (Very exhausting). Thanks so much for your wonderful review!
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!
WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.
It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?
New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.
Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
Oh my goodness. Oh MY goodness!!!!!!!!
Okay so I guess I totally lied when I said I wouldn't review until the end of the story... But... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Bald, disabled Emma? When I read the last couple sentences at the end of this chapter it took me like 2 minutes to realize my mouth was hanging open. Ahaa. I CAN'T picture how the next chapter's going to be more intense. I'm reallllyyyyyyy freaked about the character death thing. And about why Zambini randomly ran off in the middle of Potions after the "Potato." thing. And Jor-jum's vision about Emma&Tyrone in the forest was just plain creepy. Eep. Oh, and I almost forgot; I really, really, want to be Mrs. Windowtoadspoon someday. Bwahahahahahaha. :D
That's all for now. Update soon x 100000.
Author's Response: Hahaaaaa, I'm so evil, I made you review in the middle of the story. I promise you'll find out everything in the next few chapters. (There are only five chapters left in this whole story, if you can believe it-- eek!) But yes, Ted is THE ADORABLEST. And if that wasn't a word before, I created it especially for him. I dare say he plays a very important part in the next chapter.
I'm ba-aaaaack! Miss me? But come on, you cant leave me hanging with something ridiculous like Tyrone shaving off his mustache. Update sooooooooon! And now I can return to normal human sleeping hours. Yaaaaay. You probably won't hear from me until the last chapter's up though. Dont let this series end :( :( :(.
ALSO! I have a pregunta. (Noooo, that doesn't emply anything to do with babies/pregnancy/etc. Its 'questions in Spanish'. I just realised I couldve written question and this paragraph wouldn't have been born) BUT ANYWAY! My *question* is why are Jordan's eye getting darker? I don't think its puberty... Anyway, In my last (insert adjective for 'long' and 'rambling' here.) review that I told you my favorite line. I loved when Emma comes storming in through the Common Room going "I'M AN OSTRICH!". Weeeeelll, I have nothing else to say. So, update, and beware, because I'm going nowhere anytime soon.
Author's Response: I did miss you! I missed fanfiction in general, because I've been away at Girls State all week! (It's like a weird state government camp thing for girrrls.) Anyway, Jordan's eyes are darker because-- well, it's never directly addressed, because the REAL reason I made them darker was to foreshadow earlier in the story, because I introduced Merlin and he had the same green-black eyes, and I wanted readers to draw a parallel. The reason for his eyes getting darker that I came up with was that he does so much Occlumency all the time that it makes his eyes look opaque, not a clear green, and I decided that whenever he has a vision, his pupils get more dilated.
After I read this chapter. I just stared at it with my mouth open for about ten seconds. :O.
Author's Response: How did I not respond to this so long ago! Oh, Bad Dobby! Bad! Bad! However, thank you so much! That is totally the reaction I always hoped I'd get but never have... until now! Mwahaha!
Ohmygoodness. Ohmygoodness. Ohmygoodness. I can't believe it's over. This is CRAZY. Sorry I didn't review sooner, I just read this now.Well.
HALEY RAISED ONE EYEBROW!
Which I find a little strange because I was never able to do that either until this year. Hm.
I loved loved loved how you put that little Dumbledore quote in there."(Who said that?" "Someone from the future.....J.K. Rowling") That scene was amazing.
That Tyrone Thomas the Tank Engine thing seriously cracked me up. Mwahahaa.
Well this chapter overall was like seriously perfection. I love how eveything turned out. I'm gonna miss this series a TON though :( Ahhh. I'm still letting this sink in.
Hmm....As for fav. character? I'm gonna have to say Haley. She cracks me up just a little bit(:. I don't think I could choose a favorite moment. Although out of the whole series, I especially loved the "Mavis" scene. Not sure why, it's just hilarious. I don't think I have any questions at this point. If I do though I'll review again.
I'm gonna miss this story a LOT, but I promise I'll keep reading. Keep writing, you're a.m.a.z.i.n.g.
Summary: James would do anything to get inside Lily’s head. Lily would do anything to get away from James. Lily was brewing a banned potion. James went to find her. Lily made a mistake and the potion exploded. James got his wish, but is it much more than he bargained for?
After a year the Epilouge is now up! Come read for a bit of fun!!
Runner up QSQ - Best Chaptered Canon Romance
Reason for Nomination:
This is the most unique take on how James and Lily really got to know each other. The story is hilarious and keeps you laughing throughout, but it never lets you forget the serious stuff. Plus, she somehow manages to end each chapter with a nice cliffhanger.
THIS WAS AWESOME. Seriously. I havent actually READ anything on here in a long, long time....I did this one all in one sitting! "James'" striptease and the "Lily Pomfrey" thing literally had me laughing out loud. And that "equator" game was hilarious..so was the "trial". Ha, I'm so glad I read this. Keep writing, you definitely have talent. Good luck!
‘Thou shalt not sin’ – Bible
Sirius knows what he wants and he’s not afraid to chase it. She makes him feel more than he’s ever felt before, but getting what he wants may cause him more heartache than he ever imagined. Thus begins a thrilling game, a game of vice and virtue, of betrayal and affection, of sin and atonement.
The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.
I just wanted to tell you that I've been with this story since the beginning. I'm sorry I haven't reviewed until now, because this is one of my absolute favorites. I always think about it. I love how you created Caris. She's the best OC I've ever read. I loved howed you had this centered around "sin" but switched the epilougue to virtues. You had me fooled for a second that they wouldn't end up together. I wish you would write more!!
Your crazy devoted reader,
Author's Response: Better late than never, huh? :D I'm really flattered that you like Caris so much and I'm glad you enjoyed the story. Also, you should keep an eye out - I am officially writing a sequel.
Summary: Fred Weasley’s death left a hole in everyone’s hearts. Fred is given the chance to visit his family to help them with their grief. Follow his visits to each of his family members.
I didnt realize this chapter was up
Summary: James is stuck to Lily. Litterally.
I usually hate Lily/James fics but the title caught my eye.
Nice job update soon (:
Summary: This is a collection of Miley Cyrus songs with a Potter twist. They were really fun to write in my spare time and I hope you enjoy! Please give it a chance!
Hey! Now everyone can check out The Prophecy -Miley Gone Potter, on youtube! 7 Pieces is coming soon as well!
Omg I laughed so hard at the Bellatrix part:
"You're lovable, it's all a disguise
You make me laugh, and others cry
Your spells are the best way to die"
Author's Response: Aww thankss!! That part was fun to write! :D
Summary: Kill the snake... That was Harry's last request. Neville knew he had to do it. For everyone's sake.
I loved this poem!!! Thanks for posting in my Avril thread btw. Talk to you soon--
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it and I hope I helped with your character. See you around on MNFF!
Summary: Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his seventh year. With Quidditch, NEWT's, and a pompous new Transfiguration teacher this year is certainly not going to be dull! Mix in some Marauders, a couple jokes, and a bunch of good friends and this will be Harry's best year yet!
Nominated for QSQ'a Best General Fic. Thank you!
Lol :D. Update more. Sorry for getting you excited with this review. Talk to you soon!
Author's Response: Thanks for the review Maddy. Don't worry--every review gets me excited, no matter what. I will definitley get in touch with you soon. Keep reading! --ginnygirl16
Lol!!!Sorry I need to get caught up :D my favorite part was:
"Percy must have thought Harry's look of disgust was a smile, and looked very pleased with his gift, obviously thinking it was the most sensible one of all."
Author's Response: I'm very glad that you read it. Chapter five is up now if you want to check it out. I thought that, that was a very Percy sort-of reaction. I'm glad ot here that someone likes it. Keep reading! --ginngyirl16
Wow....You write McGonagall like really well :D
Author's Response: Ha ha, thanks. I find characterization to be one of my stronger subjects in fan-fiction writing. After reading the books, goodness-how-many-times, the characters begin to sort of automatically shape in my brain. Anyway, glad you like it. Keep reading, the sixth chapter is in the queue and there should be alot more McGonagall then! --ginnygirl16
Heyy Gin(: Great story! I read that review from *your* beta and though that was kind of ironic! Haa. Talk to you soon
Author's Response: Thanks for the review Maddy! It is ironic isn't haha...talk to you soon. --ginnygirl16