Welcome to Lazy Lazuli’s Fan Fiction Page
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ME: My age is not important. The important thing right now is that I read, write and beta Fan Fiction.
IMPORTANT NOTE: I have two accounts on FanFiction.net. One is for my NC-17 stories, and is called “Mister Lazy Lazuli” (URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/~misterlazylazuli). The one for all other stories is called “Lazy Lazuli” (URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/~lazylazuli)
EPICS (100000+ words):
Holly Potter Series:
Harry Potter Universe
Soon to be hosted on MNFF and FanFiction.net
1. Holly Potter and the Silver Doe
Planned, Currently writing Ch.5, Currently submitting Ch.1
2. Holly Potter and the Tower-Top Mystery
3. Holly Potter and the Hogwarts Games
4. Holly Potter and the Heart of Magic
The House by the Nymph Pond:
Harry Potter Universe
Soon to be hosted on SIYE, MNFF and FanFiction.net
1. The House by the Nymph Pond
Planned, Currently writing Ch.2, Currently submitting Ch.1
Harry Potter and the Spherium Alliance Series:
Harry Potter Universe
Hosted on SIYE and FanFiction.net, soon to be hosted on MNFF
1. Harry Potter and the Elva Seed
Planned, Currently writing Ch.2, Ch.1 published
2. Harry Potter and the Centras Pearl
3. Harry Potter and the Merimill Gemstone
Storm or Fire
Percy Jackson Series
1. Answering the Call
Vaguely Planned, Currently writing Ch.2, Ch.1 published
Harry Potter Universe
Planned, Slowed down to focus on other stories
Seven Simples Rules for ******* * *** ******* (NC-17)
Planned, Slowed Down to focus on other stories
Red and Black (NC-17)
Slowed down to focus on other stories
Summary: Join Harry through a journey of possible futures as his opinion of a certain red-head changes drastically. NOW COMPLETE
Hello, my e-mail is Jemail@example.com, and I'm interested in the "greater detail" version. Please send ASAP
Summary: Every story written about the Marauders has always been the same. Pranks, love, mischeif...But, what if there was another side to all of it? Another side to the fun? James Potter finds out sooner then expected that reality isn't just a bedtime story. It's real. And it's haunting him. How can he live out his days in Hogwarts as a regualar teenager when things start happeing that are beyond his control? Not to mention, the love he possess is slowly being taken from him...
CHAPTER 10 IS UP!!!!
Makes no sense.
Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, a blond Weasley. It's Harry's sixth year. Voldemort is back, yet strangely quiet. A second prophecy. This is my version of what happens next. The whole book is written, along with all of year seven. I will post as fast as I can get the chapters past the moderators.
Story is now complete. Look for the sequel, I will be posting the first chapter tonight 6-2-05, and it usually takes 4-5 days for the mods to approve it. The title of the sequel is, Harry Potter and the Unlocked Mind.
Wonderful Idea for the chocolate frog cards! I don't want to be pushy, but could you please let me know early who the pairings are? I always prefer the canon pairings. Or, if you prefer not to spoil it for people who read this review, contact me through my username.
LOVE the overlap thing! I'm trying to start a fic myself, is it okay if I do the same thing?
Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!
OMG SO FUNNY
Summary: The hunt for the Horcruxes begins. Harry has to decide who to trust as he moves closer to fulfilling his destiny. Will he be able to find and destroy all the Horcruxes? And at what price? Will he be able to find the strength within himself – the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not – in order to succeed in vanquishing Voldemort? And…can he do it and still get the girl? Join Harry and his faithful friends on their quest to finally defeat a Dark Lord.
DONT YOU DARE MAKE THIS DUDLEY/GINNY JUST BECAUSE HE'S A WIZARD!!
Summary: From years the two spirits have resided in the graveyard, living in their unmarked graves, when a young teenager comes seeking them.
Can the two well-meaning spirits help the lonely teenager recover what life stole from him or will they have to settle for being silent spectators?
An intense one-shot with some light hearted moments which is set in the Christmas after Harry’s sixth year
GREAT STORY, but it's a little odd that ghosts can...you know...
Summary: "I'm Harry. Harry Potter," the man smiled as he reached out a welcoming hand, "and who are you?" "Brian. Brian Harrison," the boy lied. He could feel the sadness rise in him as they shook hands, as if meeting for the first time.
I really don't care for this fic. I just don't really see the point of this. Harry is mentally ill, that's an interesting area to explore. But what actually happens in the fic has no point. Harry can't remember his son. His son is sad. That's pretty much it. Even other monologues at least prove something. This is just pretty minimal advancement.
Summary: Starting from that dreadful day at Dumbledore's funeral, Ginny has been endlessly waiting to see Harry again. Two years pass without word and Ginny starts to lose faith that Harry will ever come back to her, since he has not done so since the fall of Voldemort. Then an unexpected visitor arrives at Ginny's new flat, causing all Ginny thought she knew to be put into question.
So Sorry about the huge and inexcuseable wait for chappie 5. It's in the queue now 8/19/07.
Harry gives Ginny the sword of gryffindor!
Summary: 2009 QSQ Awards Winner for Best Chaptered Canon Romance
Before the chosen one was ever born, his parents had to meet, fall in love, and defy Voldemort three times. Easier said than done. Things were never easy for Harry Potter's parents, but it gets a whole lot harder when Death Eaters kidnap Lily. This is the story of Lily and James, the trials they face, and how James finally wins Lily's heart. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
“I’ll always protect you.”
why do you keep saying "pregnant pause"?
Author's Response: It's a common phrase that I like. Have you never heard of it? Some of my friends have never heard it before.
Summary: London: Four murders have taken place under bizarre circumstances, for what seems to be an equally bizarre reason.
Harry, a happily wedded man with a wonderful wife and a cute daughter, is an Auror at the Ministry of Magic and is now given a new case to solve with Ron and four other Aurors. Incidentally, the four Aurors include Ginny, Harryâ€™s â€˜schoolboy crushâ€™; and it turns out to be much more than a crush when Harry sees her again. Whatâ€™s more is that Harry is working upon a case that seems to connect to him directly. And once again, it opens up old fears: fears of losing loved ones.
Ron, on the other hand, seems to be tired of Hermione. Tempers are running high and fights are breaking out more often than usual. Are they really falling apart? Or can they sort this out before it is too late?
Then there is the case itself. Who is trustworthy, and who is not? Who is deadly enough to murder four people in cold blood?
Indulge into the gut-wrenching action, combined with warm romance and tingling suspense; while I tell you a story of love, ambition and obsessionâ€¦ a story of what those killer instincts can do. EDIT: MAJOR revamping going on, with regard to plot, characterisation, and general style of writing. I would urge you not to read this until I've removed this notice because I wasn't very good six years ago, and this is as bad as I was. *Places traffic cones*
Daisy is a stubborn idiot, a wimp, a coward, an arrogant, "holier-than-thou" 'person', and you're STILL portraying her as a mary-sue
Author's Response: Thank You.
EVERY SINGLE ONE of your characters are ridiculously secretive, overly sensitive/angsty-Edward-Cullens. This annoys me SO much.
And "Killingly" isn't a word, O Smart one
Author's Response: Hello there! This is the first time that I'm hearing something like this about my characters, as I've got up their character threads on the Forums and have been guaranteed that they aren't Mary-Sues. Since you think otherwise, can you please give in your inputs on their character threads? I could do with suggestions, rather than read this after every chapter I write. And these people are mostly based on real friends of mine, who are really, and truly like this. :)
Summary: James Potter is about to give up his pursuit of his six-year crush, Lily Evans. But will he change his mind after an enlightening conversation with an understanding taxicab driver? One-shot, R&R!!
“Have you ever fallen in love?” James asked hesitantly.
“Have you ever loved her with all your heart and soul?”
“Have they never requited your love?”
“Have you ever thought of giving them up?”
“Yep. Did it too. Was without a doubt the worse mistake I’ve made in me bloody life.”
OMG, great fic, and I normally don't say that about humor fics unless they're only humorous. This one is much better because it's not just weird nonsense coming out of nowhere.
Summary: After fighting the biggest battle of his life, Harry Potter finds himself in new, uncharted territory. Beginning a week after the final battle at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself with many choices before him. He spent the summer trying to sort out his future with Ginny and the Ministry, but now must find a way to balance both. Ginny has left for Hogwarts to complete her final year, with Hermione, and Harry is starting work as a full-fledged Auror. They both must find a way to make their long-distance relationship work. Ginny hopes to find peace at school and Harry hopes to build his life around the expectation that Ginny will be with him forever. Despite all of this, there is more to the work that Harry is doing with the Ministry then he realises. Will Gaunt prove trustworthy in these new endeavours? Will Ginny and Hermione have a horror-free year at Hogwarts?
I particularly like this fic. Every other Harry/Ginny fic I've read seems to have the need to make up an alternate universe to complete the fic, and they don't even explain it thoroughly. This is one of the only fics I've read that are canon.
Also, about your name, are you the person who owns Pokecharms.net?
Summary: A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny's second pregnancy and Hermione's first. The Potters and Weasleys take on “The Next Great Adventure” as they anticipate the births of Albus Potter and Rose Weasley.
Well, I'm finally reviewing this, after reading so long! POINTS:
~ Nice use of dawlish in certain chapters. I considered both Dawlish and Dolohov to be a little literary figure with a name I made up, IC, which stands for Immortal casualty. Basically, these characters never die, but are always there to either hurt or put in a hospital to emphasize a battle. I always have fun playing with ICs. strangely enough, I can't stop introducing it as "IC, the immortal casaulty"
~You know, this is a very wonderful fic and all, but I really don't like it when people keep putting so much emphasis on Albus. There are other children too! Also, nothing special is given about Albus during JK's epilogue. In fact, no offense, but I take him to be just a bit whiny.
Summary: James would do anything to get inside Lily’s head. Lily would do anything to get away from James. Lily was brewing a banned potion. James went to find her. Lily made a mistake and the potion exploded. James got his wish, but is it much more than he bargained for?
After a year the Epilouge is now up! Come read for a bit of fun!!
Runner up QSQ - Best Chaptered Canon Romance
Reason for Nomination:
This is the most unique take on how James and Lily really got to know each other. The story is hilarious and keeps you laughing throughout, but it never lets you forget the serious stuff. Plus, she somehow manages to end each chapter with a nice cliffhanger.
OMG BEST LILY/JAMES FIC EVER
Possible Idea: The antidote for the potion is discovered by Lily, but she decides not to tell James
Author's Response: Thanks so much! I'm glad you like it. Oh wow that's such a cool idea! I do have a different ending planned though ... You'll just have to wait as see :)
Hey! THANK YOU for updating today! I've been feeling SO down today, this stupid rumour, and this girl is... well, you don't want to hear about that
My favourite part is when Sirius goes "No need to be so conceited, James" in the next to last chapter
Author's Response: Thank you for reviewing :). That line was actually a last minute addition that just popped into my head.
That's really awful that you're feeling down. If you need someone to talk to, you're welcome to email me, you'll find the link on my author's profile :)
Summary: It's Christmas Eve in the Gryffindor common room, and nothing is stirring except two Gryffindor prefects. Remus/Lily
This is too out of character for Remus, he is supposed to be loyal and responsible, yet he is almost perfectly okay with kissing a girl his best friend has liked for years. As well as the fact that Lily is talking about James wanting to kiss her, starts talking about Remus, then starts kissing him is a little too random. Also, what happens next? Remus says James is going to kill him, which he will, but nothing more happens. If this story was to exist at all, it should have been more than just a one-shot.
Summary: Rita Skeeter is an infamous journalist whose "savage quill has punctured many inflated reputations." But was she always like the annoying pest who Harry knows? What about her story? How did she become the Rita Skeeter we all love to hate?
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff House writing for the Untold Story Challenge. It won the challenge, and has been nominated recently for a QSQ in Best General category. :D
Thanks to Fresca (Colores) for betaing! You really helped me give the story a coherent whole. And to Carole (Equinox Chick) too, for the “revenge against the ex” tip. :D
DISCLAIMER: All characters and premises belong to J.K.Rowling. However, the Corner brothers, Simon Rosier and the Thorntons are mine. ;)
This is so awesome!
Author's Response: Why, thank you! ;)
Summary: Dolores Umbridge is evil. Everyone hates her and she hates everyone. That is the way it has always been - or has it? Are people born evil? Surely there are reasons for her actions. We only ever hear the tale of the hero, what about the ememy?
This is the untold story of Dolores Umbridge.
Not the story, what happened in the story. Taylor should have died as well.
Author's Response: Haha I know it was sad, but I decided to leave Taylor alive, afterall, surely it is more of a punishment to live with what he has done? Thankyou for the review! Russia xxxxx