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I'm an American 16 year old Harry Potter and chocolate chip cookie fan. I also play violin, and Beethoven is my favorite composer! I like Daniel, he's a nice guy, but (And this is a major 'but') I don't want to marry him. Everyone else is welcome to him, however.
I also love dogs!! I play lacrosse, and I am also a sophmore in H.S. My favorite classes are French, English, Chorus and Orchstra. Also, I love dragons. Saphria, Hungerian Horntails, etc.... I like them all! Ha ha
I am also posting my fanfiction at Muggle Fiction at http://www.wizardspell.net/ff/index.php, where I have 10 (count 'em, 10!) chapters plus four other stories written and published. The site is also looking for other authors, so feel free to, well, you know.... My penname there is Radcliffelover90210.
If your looking for good reading outside the Harry Potter area, read 'Marley and Me' by John Grogan. It's about a man and his family starting out in a new life with a nimbskull dog named Marley (like Bob Marley, not Jacob Marley from the Charles Dicksons story). It pulls at the heartstrings, and if you have ever had or have a dog, you will know what I mean.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows.... I'm already looking forward to reading it, the title sounds SOOO good. It sends shivers down my spin just thinking about it...in a good way.
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One more thing: If your wondering, I have come to the conclusion that Snape is NOT evil--- he just has major "Anger Management Issues." In other words, Snape is just misunderstood.
My Snape face: >:^(
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HA!! I knew it, I knew Harry had a hand in that!! Then again, that thought is coming from the guy who did the chicken dance in front of Hermione and his former professor! haw haw! 10/10
Again, another hint that R. Montgomery is a single Rita Skeeter. 10/10
It's that Hayden dude, I KNOW IT!!!!!! 10/10
He was glad, when he heard her laughter and he soon joined her, when she suddenly said, “By the way, Harry… You should really get rid of this disgusting habit!”
Yeah, Harry, lose the smokes, will you? You might as well write up your last will and testiment, 'cause you may die at 40 with that habit. 10/10
ALL RIGHT!!! They're goin' home!!!
Mrs. Weasley also gave a hint that she had some news, which she wanted to share with them that night. When Ron told Harry and Hermione this, he appeared to be completely clueless, but his two friends immediately gave each other a knowing look.
It's Ginny, right? 10/10
Hermione’s secret admirer was Draco Malfoy.
OMG!! OMG!!! O!! M!! G!! Hermione and Draco, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! 10/10 *hugs self while makes kissing noises and snogging an invisible person*
“He’s alive,” Harry told them, immediately seeing the relief on their faces. “And he’s involved with a certain Nymphadora Tonks.”
“Tonksie? Sirius’ cousin?” James suddenly laughed out loud. “Remus and little Tonksie? She’s down for Hogwarts for next year, isn’t she?”
Tonksie?! *howls with laughter*
“I believe so…” Lily answered, also with a small smile on her face.
“This is unbelievable! The old wolf!”
*old man's voice* 'Old Wolf'? Who you callin' an old wolf, sunny Jim?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 10/10 PLEASE PLEASE update!!!!
“Oh sorry, Harry… I didn’t think…” Ron stammered quickly.
“A Weasley thinking? I’d never thought I’d see that happen.”
“Shut up, Malfoy!” Ron growled
*laughs* Guess some people never change! 10/10
“Asleep,” Harry answered, as he slumped down in his armchair. There was also a book lying in front of him, opened in the middle. He put the red thread between the pages and shut the book, the title reading ‘1001 cures for 1001 illnesses’. Then he grabbed his mug filled with already cold black coffee, grimacing at the bitter taste of this liquid, as he swallowed. He sighed, as he put the now empty mug back on the table, right next to another mug, Hermione’s. The one in which they had slipped some Dreamless Sleep without her knowing.
She would be furious come morning, but it was for the best.
“Harry Potter! Ronald Weasley! I’m going to kill you!”
What do you know? She is mad!
How WILL their dads react? Will they faint?*sees James and Arther fainting* that would be funny! 10/10
I think that this R. Montgomery is a younger Rita Skeeter, and Montgomery is her maiden name. But where is Mr. Skeeter? Do they meet later? 10/10
A GAY mirror!? *laughs*
Harry took another look at his reflection and a male voice said, “You look truly handsome.”
“Thanks,” Harry muttered to the mirror, smirking. He had only gotten this mirror two weeks ago, when he had asked one of the House Elves if he could get one, so that he didn’t have to use the one in his bathroom the entire time. What the House Elf had brought him was this talking and obviously gay mirror. It had taken some time getting used to it, but he believed that they now got along fairly well.
It seems that during this chappie, Harry seemed like a child. Like so...
HARRY: *Stupidly* Can I help???
HARRY: You know what would be AWESOME??? If this snowman were to somehow “magically” come to life!
HARRY: Hmmm…I don’t know what, but Grawp seems to be missing something!
HARRY: Woot! He’s alive!
HARRY: *Bursts into the common room* Hermionehermionehermionehermionehermionehermioneeee! *Crying*
If THAT'S not childish, I dunno what is!
HARRY: Well, Hagrid, Ron and I? *Sniffle* We were…we were making a snowman? And it sort of…sort of…*Hiccup*…came to life.
HARRY: I got Hermione! *Beams proudly*
RON: Good job Harry! *Gives HARRY a cookie*
*stares blankley* umm...
HARRY: *Pulls out a flask of Polyjuice potion* Here’s some.
HERMIONE: Harry, where did you get that?
HARRY: I’m the hero. I get anything. *Pulls out a small Yorkshire Terrier and pets it lovingly*
HARRY: He’s DEAD!!! YAY!
U know, sometimes Dan can be a funny guy, if u get me. 10/10
HARRY: *Comes out in a bright orange game show host suit.
okay, scary thought there. um... 10/10 Tell Harry to take that thing off, it clashes with his sky-blue eyes in the movie version.
This part was FUNNY!!!
HERMIONE: *Scoff* Don’t you remember what I told you in the first book of this story? We’re the main characters! We can do anything and not get sued, because if it weren’t for us and our movie star counterparts, this book series would suck!
ANONYMOUS FEMALE STUDENTS: *To HARRY* Ohmygawd it’s Dan! *Shriek!*
hahahahaha!!! 10/10 Dan Radcliffe sure does have a way with the women! *Giggles*
ooh, I have an idea! THE POLAR EXPRESS!!!! The story about the boy who goes to the North pole and meets Santa and is given 'the 1st gift of xmas' then he loses it 'cause his bathrobe pocket has a hole but he finds it again xmas morning. You could do the movie version if the book seems just too, um, tame.
Loved this bit:
HERMIONE: Hmmm…no good humor fanfic is complete without someone falling. Have we had anyone falling yet?
HARRY: I don’t think so.
HERMIONE: Okay. Just checking. *Throws NEVILLE out a window*
NEVILLE: WHAT THE @#$%! *Acts very out of cannon* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Splat*
HERMIONE: *Looks out the window at his broken remains* You think that was funny enough?
HARRY: I’m not sure. Better do another one in case.
HERMIONE: You’re the boss. *Throws SNAPE out a window*
SNAPE: AAAAAAAAAH! YOU @#$%ing kids! I’m gonna @#$% your @#$ until you @#$%^%#$$*()#(*$&@(*@)#^@!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dies*
*Holds gut in as she howls in laughter* Well, the good news is that the HBP is dead!!!10/10
*laughing so hard she can't even say anything*
GRRRR. I had an AWESOME idea aww, well 10/10 SEQUAL!!!
Burn for Wormtail!! I really enjoy this chapter, so PLEASE UPDATE!!! Where's McGonagall? When does Harry, Ron and Hermione get brought into the story? Tell me more!! 10/10
Author's Response: I'm updating as I write this, actually. I hope you liek the next chapter... And I'm not actually sure if Harry, Ronand Hermione are going to come into the story. Oh well.
FIRST REVIEW!!!! MUWAHAHAHAH!!! so what happens next????? What is Wormtail up 2? UPDATE