I am FireboltCrasher for two reasons: first, I love Quidditch; it's awesome, even though I can't play it. (Obviously, because broomsticks don't exist, nor do Bludgers, Quaffles, or anything else related to Quidditch.) The second reason I chose this penname is because I'm extremely clumsy and have slow reactions, so I'm the last person you should let near a broomstick! I'd probably crash, and that wouldn't be good for me or whatever people/things that happened to be in the way.
Random facts about me:
1. I'm a really tall girl.
2. I have read the Harry Potter books more times than anyone should.
3. I consider myself a school-freak, because I have never failed a test in my life.
4. I am the most random person in the world.
5. I DO NOT LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS.
My life has been pretty hectic lately, so I haven't had time until recently to read the updates of my favorite fanfics. I have temporarily lost my imagination, I believe, because I am unable to think of anything to write. This is a crisis!
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?
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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile.
Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
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Summary: “What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name...the man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman...
Kingsley Shacklebolt is sent to question Stubby Boardman, a former pop singer who has lost his luster. A simple task? So it would seem...
This story is extremely hilarious! I wonder if Stubby and Mr. Lovegood know each other? The ending was completely unexpected and really funny. Please write more humor fics; you're hilarious! :)
Summary: Draco's redemption after sixth year takes a lifetime to come full circle.
So, Draco did regret some of the things he did. I really liked this fic; I hope you write more.
Author's Response: For this fic? I doubt it. But I have written many more stories =] I'm glad you liked this. Thanks for reading.
Summary: This is the story of a necklace, a small silver bird on a delicate chain. This is the story of a girl, and her children, and grandchildren, and great grandchildren. This is a story of many moments each linked together like the links of a chain. This is a story.
This story is really interesting. I can't wait for the update!
Author's Response: Glad you like it! I hope to write more when life gets a little less hectic.
The Odd Gryffindors - Book One of the Evil Kneazle Series by AurorKeefy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]
Summary: Luke Oakshot and Gordon Owen are best friends, born just a few days apart, living in a sleepy village far from the world of wizards. Yet having spent all their lives together, they now find themselves heading to two different high schools - where for the first time they will be divided.
But there is a third school that is interested in Luke and Gordon. A school that will show and teach them far more than any other school could. In a few short weeks, their eyes will be opened to things they could not have believed before. Yet nothing the school offers is more important than the two staying together, and it is this school, and this world, that will allow their friendship to endure.
Or will it? And what on earth is going on with those cats?
Interesting chapter. I like your descriptions of the Quidditch match, even though Gryfindor lost. This chapter ended in suspense, and I have no idea what is happening or what is going to happen. I was thinking randomly the other day about the prologue of this story. We haven't heard anything about the cats since then, and I'm wondering what in the world is going on with them. Please update.
Author's Response: Thank you FireboltCrasher! The tale of the Kneazles unfolds very slowly, and our next meeting with them will be in the prologue to book 2, so we'll be seeing them again in a month or two. ;) As for updating, the penultimate chapter is in the queue as we speak. Thanks for reviewing!
I like this fic a lot because it has different characters and a very well-developed plot. It certainly held my attention. I can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: Thank you very much, Firebolt. Hopefully the well developed plot and characters will continue to hold your interest to the end of the book and well into the next one! We're up to the final three chapters, I believe, of the Odd Gryffindors. Excited? ; )
This chapter is a little confusing. I'm wondering if Luke can predict the future because of that dream he had. The cliffhanger is driving me crazy. Please update soon; this story is brilliant!
Author's Response: Ah the mysteries of Luke and his dreams! Alas that said mysteries will have to be suspended for a while due to the temporary mod hiatus! Can't say that I blame them, given that's a difficult enough task when times aren't busy, but the timing is slightly cruel for the Odd Gryffindors, unfortunately!
I shall endeavor to get everything ready for when the queue reopens, so the concluding chapters can get uploaded as swiftly as possible. : ) Otherwise, thanks for reading, thanks for reviewing, and glad to hear you're enjoying the story!
This chapter sort-of clears up my confusion, but I'm a little baffled as to why Kyle wants Hollowhorn to stay. Please update soon.
Author's Response: O_O;;; Gosh, that was quick! Thanks for the review, though it can't have been validated for more than an hour before you got one in! I am extremely flattered!
The final update will be put to the queue later tonight, unless I do any last minute changes. Thanks for reviewing!
This story is awesome! I really enjoyed reading it, and I look forward to the second book. :)
Author's Response: Ooops! Been leaving a bit too much time between replies, sorry about that!
Thanks for the compliment Firebolt! I'm delighted that someone enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Time is ticking towards the new year, so I should probably get cracking on updating the next prologue. See you there!
Summary: Now that the Wizarding world is safe, Fudge needs a job. So when he's offered the opportunity to host the new Wizarding reality show, 'England's Got Evil', he realizes that it is a chance he can't miss. But will he be able to keep it together during the final episode where Bellatrix Lestrange, Amycus Carrow, and Fenrir Greyback compete to add a hot tub to their Azkaban cell? And who in the name of reality shows everywhere are the Stage Handz?
Hilarious! I was laughing for about fifteen minutes! The Fudge jokes were really funny, but Greyback rapping was extremely hilarious! I mean I can just picture that! This is one of the best humor fics I've ever read!
Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.
This chapter is very creative. I like how you show a different side of Petunia; what the boggart turned into when it saw her really showed how much she actually cared for Harry. There's a lot of action in this chapter, and I look forward to the next one. :)
This story is awesome! Uncle Vernon is so hilarious! I still would probably be really mad at him, because he's not really acting like he's grateful to Hestia and Dedalus. I'm glad Dudley is showing some interest in Harry's world. Maybe they'll see each other again in the future? Please update! :)
Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?
I haven't laughed this much in a long time. This is one of the best fics I've ever read--I can't wait for the update!
Author's Response: I appreciate you taking the time to let me know! It really makes my day hearing that I've made someone laugh!
Summary: The summer after fifth year, Severus Snape realises that he has to decide between Lily and his Dark companions and pursuits. Now all he has to do is get used to life at Hogwarts with no friends, get over his fascination with the Dark Arts, survive the Marauders, and convince Lily to acknowledge that he's alive.
Easier said than done.
I really like this chapter because it's written from Lily's perspective. I really enjoyed reading your fic. Please update soon; I really want to know what happens! :)
Author's Response: Glad you liked it! I have more Lily chapters in the works, although the next one is Severus's POV again. She's a great character, though-- I think she's more interesting than many writers give her credit for. I'll fine-tune the next chapter while the queue is down and see where it goes from there. Thanks for the review! :)
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I really like this fic, but I'm still trying to figure out why Snape wants her to hate him. I usually don't read Hermione/Snape fics, but the time travel thing kind-of drew me in, and now I can't wait to find out what happens! The conversation with Remus was kind-of weird; he knew her when they went to school together, and she's like almost the same age when he realizes the whole time travel thing happened. I'm a bit confused, but I hope that will be cleared up when the next chapter comes out. I hope it will be posted soon. :)
Lindsey Tonks appears to be a normal, almost invisible Hogwarts student, but underneath her is someone far from normal. What the world doesn't know is that Lindsey is the daughter of two well-known imprisoned Death Eaters, and has an identity she must hide from the world. Underneath Lindsey is a girl named Lyra Lestrange, a girl who is meant to be a secret forever. But will it last forever?
*Begins in GoF and follows the series through DH.
**Will appeal to fans of the Black family! Prominent characters are Bellatrix, Tonks, Andromeda, Sirius, and (to an extent) Narcissa.
Part Four Synopsis:
It's the summer after Albus Dumbledore's death, and the whole world is falling to Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Broken-hearted Lyra, unable to return to Hogwarts, must go into hiding with her family. It doesn't last long, and eventually Lyra is faced with a choice: join or die. Lyra's decision comes with many surprises, including a new ally who follows her to the final battle of good versus evil. While Lyra's path may seem clear, she finds herself torn between two sides for the final time, and in the end, despite tragedy and loss, Lyra accomplishes the impossible...which defies all of the agreements she and her family ever made.
Three years later, the fic has been completely finished! Enjoy reading it without having to wait for new chapters. Thanks to those who patiently waited and faithfully reviewed!
I really like this fic. Lyra is a very interesting character, and I have lots of questions. Please update soon!
Author's Response: Thank you! I try to update as soon as possible, so you shouldn't have to wait too long. If you have any questions, feel free to ask them in a review. I respond to every review I get.
I didn't think this chapter was boring at all. I always like reading things from a different perspective. I'm really glad you put Luna in this chapter, because she's so weird but cool at the same time.
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you like seeing things from Lyra's perspective. Sometimes I worry there isn't much difference, but I guess there is. Later there will be a lot of difference between her perspective and Harry's. I'm glad you liked Luna, because I she doesn't play much of a role in later chapters but now I think I'll give her a few more parts. I agree with you about her being weird but cool!
I agree with you--this is your best chapter so far. The Yule Ball is one of my favorite parts of GoF.
It's cool how you can take the facts about the magical world that we know from the books and use them to create your own story with a very intriguing plot.
I am a little baffled about why her wrist keeps hurting; hopefully this will be revealed in later chapters.:)
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you like this as much as I do! I'm also really happy you find the plot intriguing. It should get better :). The wrist thing will be revealed...fairly soon, actually...except I may need to fix that part, now that I think about it, because I'm not sure I actually explained what was happening. Thanks for reminding me (even if it was unintentional!).
Summary: It’s 1940 and Paris has just fallen to the Nazi Regime. The Muggle world is in turmoil, but little do the Muggles know that the Wizarding world is also at war. A weary traveler comes to England carrying a secret that will change both worlds for better or worse . He comes seeking protection and help from the adept Albus Dumbledore, a Professor at the famous Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But there is more danger about than even Albus has anticipated. Can Dumbledore protect the traveler and his secret?
Wow, this story is really interesting. Is it possible that Vikious and Marius know each other somehow? Is Marius even still alive? There's a slight cliffhanger at the end of this chapter, and it's driving me insane. I want to know what Vikious is up to. Please update. :)
Author's Response: Chapter fourteen is ready. I just have to wait for the queue to open up again. As for the other questions, you will have to read on to see. There is a lot more coming, I promise. Thanks for reviewing my story!
Summary: Draco somehow managed to get his very own advice column in Hogwarts' school paper, where he gives his sage opinion to those who dare to ask for it. Feel free to write in for advice about love, life, school, family, anything you can think of! But remember... with Draco, you tend not to get the answer you expected!
Wow, this is even better than the last one! Keep it up!
Author's Response: Thanks! You all are so supportive here!
Draco is so hilarious! It's likke no matter what situation people write to him about, he'll drag himself into it somehow!
Please update soon! Can't wait for more laughs!
Author's Response: I've just submitted Issue the Fifth, but it might bounce back because of some sill rule about not having 2 humour stories in the queue at one time. Argh!