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The first thing you should know about me is that I am a Christian. I love God with my whole heart and I am eternally grateful to Him for sending His Son to die for me. If you have a problem with me about this or with Christians in general, feel free to keep your opinions to yourself because I KNOW MY GOD IS REAL AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE HOW I FEEL.

I'm Wes. I'm from the southern region of the US.



I love movies. Especially Hallmark movies. Sap is bomb. :)

I love to read. Among my favorite books (beside Harry Potter) are:
The Note -- Angela Hunt
The Homelanders Series -- Andrew Klavan
A Corner of the Universe -- Ann M Martin
Double Identities -- Margaret Peterson Haddix
The Hunger Games series -- Suzanne Collins

My favorite music is everything from country to Broadway.
My top 5 are probably:
1 Owl City
2 Sugarland
3 Alison Krauss
4 Brooks and Dunn
5 Kellie Pickler

I have a taste for history, and I can often be found watching educational channels.

I'm a poet, along with being an aspiring novelist.

I will probably never post any fanfiction, but I do greatly enjoy reading it.

This website has helped me make a ton of friends, and learn a lot more about writing.

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Little Miracles by potterfan226
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: It's been four years since Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort; now, everyone is starting to live their life normally now that the Dark Lord is gone. Including Harry and Ginny Potter. This is a one-shot fic about Harry and Ginny's first child being born.

Please Read and Review.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2133 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/08/05 Updated: 12/02/05


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Little Miracles

Alison Elizabeth is an adorable name(it matches an adorable story:))

Author's Response: Thanks! I thought so too.

 

Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/05 Updated: 10/16/05


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 09/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

Awww....how sweet.Not too sappy,not to awkward.Good job!
~Southern belles follow the Son~

 

Mummy Loves You by expecto_patronum_this
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: The night of Lily and James's death. As Lily watches the Dark Lord destroy everything in her life she has ever cared for, she realizes that she must explain to Harry why she can't be there for him forever, and make sure he knows that "Mummy loves you..."

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2810 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/06 Updated: 02/28/06


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 12/14/08 Title: Chapter 1: Mummy Loves You

I am rarely moved by fanfiction. But this story moved me.
It was amazing.
Your characterazation was so sweet, making you get attatched.
And...are you a mom?
You really captured the emotions of the moment.
(But I'm not a mom, so that's just me)
Fabulous!

9.5/10

If only the QSQs weren't closed....

Keep writing. You are one of the best.

 

Summary: What might life be like eleven to twelve years after the war is over? This is an optimistic view of the Post-War Harry Potter Universe. This Fic offers a snap-shot of the Weasley's after the war, with a glimpse through the eyes of Grandmum, Molly Weasley. Then it moves on to the arrival a new addition to the Weasley/Potter clan. Hopefully it's a bit of fun!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10408 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/20/06 Updated: 07/18/06


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One - Molly's Family

I loved how detailed it was!Good job!:)

Author's Response: Thank you

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ!I'd like to go through and tell you every part of the story I liked,but that would be the whole story!Awesome - possum job!

Author's Response: Oh my gosh, thank you! This was the first story I ever posted, so I'm glad it still gets reviews. And I love to say 'awesome-possum'-- did you steal that from Haley? ^_^

 

Small Miracles by deenas
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Harry and Ron are waiting in the kitchen as Hermione is getting ready to deliver her and Ron's first baby. Harry recounts the tale of when he became a father, and we'll also meet the newest member of the Potter family.


Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4346 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/22/06 Updated: 11/25/06


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Small Miracles

Great!Loved it!

 

Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

50% cute+50% funny=100% awesome

Author's Response: Awww, thanks! I always wanted to write a story about Voldemort that could be described as 'cute.'

 

"It Unscrews The Other Way" by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 112]

Summary: The line that probably best describes the legacy that the Weasley twins left behind after their Great Escape, during Umbridge’s brief rein at Hogwarts. Their legend lasted years afterwards ... but eventually, the only permanent physical reminder was the roped off corner of one corridor, containing a small part of swamp. The mystery of its origins is merely smiled at reminiscently by teachers, and the students can do nothing but spread rumours of how it came to be. When little Janey Weasley starts life at Hogwarts, the mystery is still unsolved. On a whim, and desperate for recognition, she writes home to her father, asking how it came to be. When Ron replies with the true story, a chain of events begins that might just be the making of the next true Hogwarts mischief legend ...

**One-Shot, Post Hogwarts** Now available as AudioFiction Episode #95!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3302 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/06 Updated: 12/08/06


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 10/18/08 Title: Chapter 1: "It Unscrews The Other Way"

I bet Janey bizzard-ed the common room when the Slytherin team was wet,so they'd freeze worse!
Good job!
~Southern belles follow the Son~

Author's Response: =D It's very possible; who knows? Thanks for reviewing, and I hope you carry on reading the rest of the series!

 

Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”

Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 10/18/08 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble With Exams – A Janey Weasley One-Shot

Better.More humor!
~Southern belles follow the Son~

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it, there's plenty more after this!

 
Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 10/18/08 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble With Exams – A Janey Weasley One-Shot

Better.More humor!
~Southern belles follow the Son~

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it, there's plenty more after this!

 

Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

My mom thought I had gone nuts when I read the part about Voldy and Harry singing together! I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

 

To Never Forget You by Dear Irony
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Hermione and Ginny spent one last day with each other while cancer steals one friend from the world. No slash, post-Hogwarts.



I’ll respond to every review!

To Dead Poetic's "Glass In The Trees"


Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Suicide

Word count: 1854 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/28/07 Updated: 01/31/07


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: To Never Forget You

Oh...that was so sweet,it almost made me cry!I loved it!Keep on writing!

 

Harry Potter...Housewife? by AurorGirl101
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 233]

Summary: The War has been over for five years, and life is happy. When Harry and Ginny Potter find out they are going to be parents for the first time, they have no idea what to do.

But when an incident occurs, Ginny is ordered to be on bed-rest for the rest of her pregnancy. Humor ensues as Ginny tries to direct Harry through the daily duties as a housewife.


AurorGirl101 has left Mugglenet Fanfiction. Please see my author page for more info.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 14716 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
02/15/07 Updated: 09/27/07


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 09/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue-Morning Sickness

Okay,here's the critique part of my review:.......Ginny's reaction to having a baby was well developed,but Harry sorta seemed....neutral!

OK,now that that's over:
Very sweet,good job on capturing Ginny's feelings.
~Southern belles follow the Son~

 
Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 09/22/08 Title: Chapter 2: Morning Sickness part II

Awwww!You just wanna yell at Peeker and yell:"FIX IT!!MAKE IT RIGHT!!!"
Last chapter,when I commented that Harry's feelings weren't developed....Yeah,well,you made up for it here!
~Southern belles follow the Son~

 

Alyssa Lies by Katty Wood
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Songfic based on the song Alyssa Lies by Jason Michael Carroll. Ron reflects on his relationship with his angel, Leah, and her new friend Aylssa.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Abuse

Word count: 1460 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/15/07 Updated: 03/20/07


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Alyssa Lies

I loved that story!The story is just the image I had in my mind for the song!Great Job!

 

Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)

Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.

With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.

Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.

If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.

This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!

Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)


EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4020 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
03/25/07 Updated: 04/30/07


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Super-funny!I gotta get on Twitter!

Author's Response: Why, thank you so much!

 

The Son of the Grim by James Jameson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: It was thundering like mad now. The rain was pounding down in all directions. Sammie coughed and spluttered as she stumbled out of the lake, gasping for air and dragging Lucy’s unconscious body with her. “Aunt Beatrice!” Sammie shouted over the wind and rain. “Aunt - Aunt Beatrice!” Sammie laid Lucy down in the overgrown grass, wincing at the scarlet blood that was dripping from the wound in Lucy’s side and neck from where the mermaids had pierced her. “Aunt Beatrice! Where are you? AUNT BEATRICE!” Panting and heaving, Sammie tried to support her bleeding friend, whose blood has now soaking Sammie’s robes even further. She glanced around, scouring the grounds despairingly. No one came. She screeched in desperation, pulling Lucy off the ground and searching for any sign that her aunt was here. “Aunt Beatrice...?” she whispered hopelessly, crying now. No one came. “Help me...somebody...please,” She began sobbing uncontrollably now. Her tears mingled with rain and blood, seeming as though they poured right through her skin and were drowning her. She felt as though someone was lifting her by the back of her robes. Is this how it feels when you’re lifted to heaven? Am I dying? She didn’t know that, and she didn’t know whose arms were wrapped around her. All she knew was that they had failed, Aunt Beatrice had betrayed them, Verudka was now dead, and Lucy was surely dying.

Slytherins and Gryffindors hate each other. Malfoys and Potters hate each other. But can one fateful trip to Diagon Alley, a potion, and tragedy change all of that for Sammie and Lucy?



Note: All Reviews will get a Response!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 2587 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
04/04/07 Updated: 05/31/07


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 11/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One - Married, with Children

Oh,gosh...I have found someone with my writing style.....HOLY COW!!This is awesome!Update,my style twin!!!

Author's Response: lol!! Yay! that makes me happy!! :D I'm trying to update as soon as I can! :) Its ben slow goin' tho... :(

 

Killer Instincts by Ginny Weasley Potter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 228]

Summary: London: Four murders have taken place under bizarre circumstances, for what seems to be an equally bizarre reason.

Harry, a happily wedded man with a wonderful wife and a cute daughter, is an Auror at the Ministry of Magic and is now given a new case to solve with Ron and four other Aurors. Incidentally, the four Aurors include Ginny, Harry’s ‘schoolboy crush’; and it turns out to be much more than a crush when Harry sees her again. What’s more is that Harry is working upon a case that seems to connect to him directly. And once again, it opens up old fears: fears of losing loved ones.

Ron, on the other hand, seems to be tired of Hermione. Tempers are running high and fights are breaking out more often than usual. Are they really falling apart? Or can they sort this out before it is too late?

Then there is the case itself. Who is trustworthy, and who is not? Who is deadly enough to murder four people in cold blood?

Indulge into the gut-wrenching action, combined with warm romance and tingling suspense; while I tell you a story of love, ambition and obsession… a story of what those killer instincts can do. EDIT: MAJOR revamping going on, with regard to plot, characterisation, and general style of writing. I would urge you not to read this until I've removed this notice because I wasn't very good six years ago, and this is as bad as I was. *Places traffic cones*

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 130889 Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/27/07 Updated: 10/03/10


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 09/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Woah!Harry and Parvati!That's something I didn't see coming as this was labeled Harry/Ginny,Ron/Hermione.Even though I knew Harry was not going to be married to Ginny,I thought it would be Luna or Cho!
Very good story so far!
*heads for next chapter with enthusiasm*
~Southern belles follow the Son~

Author's Response: Thank you! Luna, Cho... too common. It would have been boring. Harry/Parvati is an interesting pair to work on. :) Thank you!

 

Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.


Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!


Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.


DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.


Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!

Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...


Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 45143 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/18/07 Updated: 10/03/07


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 08/11/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: In Which Our Heroes Are Called Just That

YAY!They beat Malfoy!I was really scared me when Haley killed Jordan!I thought it was for real!But I also like that Malfoy isn't dead.(even though that may be better than what he got)

Which I like best:Haley or Emma...I couldn't possibly pick one!
Which I like least:Ivy...but that just means she my least fave out of the five..I like her to!

Author's Response: Thank you! I didn't want the kids in my story to KILL Malfoy, especially since that would be sinking to his level. I thought the most tragic end would be for a dementor to get him. That was what I wanted to happen to Voldemort-- either getting what was left of his soul sucked out, or for him to lose all of his magical powers. You know, Ivy's my least favourite, too. It's not that I dislike her, but she's just... the one I like least.

 

To Make Stone Blush by coppercurls
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: Past Featured StorySelina, a third year Slytherin wakes up one day to discover she is bleeding. Convinced death is imminant, there is only one person she can talk to- her Head of House, Professor Snape.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1881 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07


Reviewer: weasleywannabe47 Signed
Date: 07/31/09 Title: Chapter 1: To Make Stone Blush

I kind of imagined this scene in my head, a year or so ago, only I imagined it between McGonagall and Hermione.
:D

This story made me laugh, but it's a great message to all the MNFF girls out there.

(Imagines a dude reading this and goes into fits of laughter)

Good job! I really liked it!

8.2/10

Author's Response: Thanks. I think some things are important to talk about (even for guys) because it really shouldn't be anything to be ashamed of.

 
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