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Summary: After his failed attempt on Dumbledore's life, Draco seeks refuge at the Order of the Phoenix. Sent back to Hogwarts with suspicious title of Head Boy, he is forced to share a dormitory with none other than Hermione Granger. But with war looming on the horizon and another danger even closer to home, their seventh year of Hogwarts is anything but ordinary.

A story of compelling intrigue, hidden motives, dangerous secrets, and obvious passion. Animagi, Quidditch, the Order of the Phoenix. Masquerades and riddles. Hate and love. Pleasure and pain. A blend of contradictions that, for two people, makes a truly unforgettable final year. Slow moving D/Hr with plenty of plot.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 110027 Chapters: 42 Completed: Yes
03/19/07 Updated: 06/24/09

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 09/22/08 Title: Chapter 32: Giving and Recieving

this was good one! i really really enjoyed it :)

can't wait the next chapter...

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. :)

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 03/21/09 Title: Chapter 38: Transformations

amazing! this chapter without doubt was worth waiting and receiving irritating e-mail errors :)
love it!

Author's Response: Haha, I'm glad! Thanks so much for your patience!!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 10/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Desertion

finally some action :D!
really good chapter!! can't wait what will happen next...

and the end was perfect!

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 08/27/08 Title: Chapter 25: The Effects of Anonymity

I do like your story and this chapter was really really good! :)

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 08/27/08 Title: Chapter 30: The Basement

Ohh I can't wait what will happen next... plz update soon!!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 11/08/08 Title: Chapter 34: The Innocent

hmm interesting... i liked it :) didn't expect something like this to happen and that's why it's really good!


Luna's Truth or Dare by Hutchinson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 523]

Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 28986 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
01/23/08 Updated: 01/14/09

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 11/11/08 Title: Chapter 13: Bits and Pieces

yeey! finally :)

very interesting chapter. and i hope that Malfoy will show his bits and pieces!
the end was just perfect!

Author's Response: He's tempted to! Thanks for the note; I was a little worried how you all would take that chapter, and I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 08/24/08 Title: Chapter 4: Candy and Garlic

"He had an accident,” she said with perfect nonchalance. “Didn’t you, Malfoy?”

Draco nodded between sobs, too terrified to say otherwise.

just BRILLIANT!!! i couldn't stop loughting... almost fell off my chair

Author's Response: I'm glad I got a laugh out of you, and thanks for telling me the bits you like.. it helps me write a better story!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 08/24/08 Title: Chapter 7: Worms and Wars

roflmao :D
it was just so... hilarious! you ARE really really good!

Author's Response: I appreciate the kind words! Check out my other stories if you get a chance!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 08/24/08 Title: Chapter 11: Clever Tricks and Cute Bums

Oh come on! it's so evil to leave on such a cliff...
plz update soon!

p.s. great job! ;)

Author's Response: Much to my chagrin, we can only update one Humour story at a time, and I have 2 in here! So I take turns... Luna's Truth or Dare, then To Draco With Love, then Luna's again. Sorry for the long wait!

Author's Response: Much to my chagrin, we can only update one Humour story at a time, and I have 2 in here! So I take turns... Luna's Truth or Dare, then To Draco With Love, then Luna's again. Sorry for the long wait!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 10/01/08 Title: Chapter 12: Bubbles, Outbursts, and Kicked Bums

:D oh... i'm just loving this story!!! another excellent chapter :)

when could be next update? can't wait...

Author's Response: I got wildly busy on the flip-side. Sorry for the wait!


Patchwork by Raven_Stag
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Hermione Granger never really recovered from Ron Weasley’s death. She fell into bed with another man, but never fell out of love with her former fiancé. Unfortunately, the other man is Harry Potter, whose understanding as a friend can’t really reconcile with his desire as a lover.

And all of that mess was eight years ago. Now, Hermione’s be left in charge of Hogwarts as all the Professors with any sense abandon ship. It’s always been her haven, now she must be its savior. But can she pull it off, and at what cost to her own future? Or past? She has to contend with the students—the staff—Ron’s child—and then there’s that pesky Defense Against the Dark Arts position that needs filling once again. Of course, there’s only one man for the job, and he owes her no favors.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1606 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
06/13/08 Updated: 06/21/08

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 08/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: In the Calm before the Storm

Good one :) I am already loving your story! looking forward to next chapter - update soon


To Draco, With Love by Hutchinson
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 158]

Summary: Draco somehow managed to get his very own advice column in Hogwarts' school paper, where he gives his sage opinion to those who dare to ask for it. Feel free to write in for advice about love, life, school, family, anything you can think of! But remember... with Draco, you tend not to get the answer you expected!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9984 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
06/25/08 Updated: 12/09/08

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 09/06/08 Title: Chapter 4: Issue the Fourth

Dear Draco,
Few days ago my hamster Mojo was killed by certain bushy-haired Grifindors gingery cat. At first I just wanted to kill that stupid flat-faced animal! But then I started to consider other options. Like hexing cats owner for not looking after her pet properly. Or maybe I should do both. I can’t choose so I decided to ask you. And if you think that hexing the girl is the best option then I would be very grateful if you suggested me some powerful hex.
So… what should I do?
Thanks a lot,

P.S. Are you really a Sex God or it’s just a rumour?
hi! so here's my letter. and if you use it you are absolutely welcome to edit it! because english isn't my native. so i'm not sure that i got it right...

and i'm loving the fourth issue! great job :)

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter! And don't fret, your English is just fine! Better than some natives I know, even! Thanks for reading and for writing in!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 12/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: Issue the First

so it means that Luna's Truth or Dare next chapter soon will be here? jeeey!!! can't wait...

ehh rules... well - good luck with issue the six :)

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 08/25/08 Title: Chapter 2: Issue the Second

Dear Draco,
Lately I've been having a hard time focusing on my evil goals of killing Harry Potter. My heart just isn't in it. Every day, I wake to my faithful Death Eaters expecting a masterful plan to finally destroy that wretched boy, yet all I want to do is play croquet. What should I do?
With Love,

Ohh that's just... just!!! lol *still trying to stop laughing*
Cheers! ;)

Author's Response: Definitely one of my favourites!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 08/25/08 Title: Chapter 3: Issue The Third

Wub-wub-wub,,, Oh Gosh!! :D

Your story makes me laugh so hard! Keep up the good work - update soon!

p.s. maybe i could write a letter to Draco too?

Author's Response: I'm glad I'm getting a laugh out of so many people! This is a really rewarding story to write. Definitely, if you have a question for Draco or need some advice, write in!

Reviewer: not-so-saint Signed
Date: 12/13/08 Title: Chapter 5: Issue the Fifth

good job!!! :)
especially i like the answer to Kelsey - sounded just like what Draco could say! and the letter from Blaise is excellent!
when we can wait the next issue?

Author's Response: Because of that MNFF rule that I can't have two seperate Humour chapters in the queue at once, I have to take turns updating my two Humour stories. Right now, the next chapter of Luna's Truth or Dare is there. But, while I await its approval, I'm working on the next issue of To Draco!

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