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Member Since: 06/19/08
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position:sitting, standing, possibly lying down

hobbies:Art, reading, attempting to get the @@##$%%*& computer to work, attempting not to toss the aforementioned @@##$%%*& computer out the window, duct taping my kitten to the ceiling by the ears, burying bear traps in my neighbors' back yard...

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The Curse Of The Lemon Drops by sitopanaki
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13624 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
05/03/05 Updated: 09/17/07

Reviewer: Silver_Wand Signed
Date: 06/19/08 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: The Moment Of Truth

This story is as good as the dark lord's blog, if thats possible.


Not Another Mary Sue Fic! by Air Elemental
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 102]

Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 4686 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
01/02/06 Updated: 11/06/07

Reviewer: Silver_Wand Signed
Date: 07/05/08 Title: Chapter 4: Act Four

what kind of drinks?


Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07

Reviewer: Silver_Wand Signed
Date: 06/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

I prefer half-baked or caramel sutra myself myself.

Author's Response: YUMMMM!


Over the Rainbow by MJ_Padfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: A short poem of Hermione's final moments of her life.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 223 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/10/08 Updated: 06/20/08

Reviewer: Silver_Wand Signed
Date: 06/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

that is really powerful... :'(

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m so glad that you like it! Thanks for the review! ~MJ

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