eyes: Blue. Or Green. maybe red.
Hair: 89 feet,10 inches
hight: Taller than you.
position:sitting, standing, possibly lying down
hobbies:Art, reading, attempting to get the @@##$%%*& computer to work, attempting not to toss the aforementioned @@##$%%*& computer out the window, duct taping my kitten to the ceiling by the ears, burying bear traps in my neighbors' back yard...
Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape – to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?
This story is as good as the dark lord's blog, if thats possible.
Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.
what kind of drinks?
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
I prefer half-baked or caramel sutra myself myself.
Author's Response: YUMMMM!
Summary: A short poem of Hermione's final moments of her life.
that is really powerful... :'(
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m so glad that you like it! Thanks for the review! ~MJ