Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Wow, Schmergo, that was REALLY FUNNY! You should totally write a sequel. I would definetly read it! It was very surprising with Bella being good and Sirius (yay!) not being dead, and blondeD being Harry. Lots of twists and hilarious all the time! Great work!!!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I tried to write a sequel... but it didn't really work out. So glad you liked it, though! I wrote this fic four years ago, so I'm glad it's staying fresh.
Summary: It was insane. It was stupid. But he had to do it. Severus Snape knew he would never be able to live without knowing.
It all came down to her.
That. Was. By. Far. One. Of. The. Most. Beautiful. Pieces. I. Have. Ever. Read!
Quick tip though: try to lengthen out the confrontation of Lily and Snape a bit. I thought it was a tad abrupt, but that's just me. Keep writing! :)
Summary: COMPLETED -- A broken-hearted Ginny Weasley lets go of Harry Potter to let him fight the good fight and starts her sixth year at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy follows Snape back to Death Eater headquarters after Dumbledore's death to even more danger than he had just left, realising too late that he has made his greatest mistake yet. Is anyone likely to forgive him? Finding himself a refugee within the walls he had conspired against, he witnesses a scene that alters his perception of a concept he had previously found to be a waste of time: Love. This change allows him to grow away from the model Death Eater his father had been sculpting him into in an effort to find out what he really believes in with the help of his new friendship found in the youngest Weasley. Meanwhile, Ginny struggles with her harboured feelings for the man destined to save the Wizarding world, unknowingly losing her affections with every passing day to his childhood enemy.
Compliant with HBP and below.
25,000 reads!!! ::claps for readers:: Please, please leave me a review!!
Oh my goodness.... this story is just..... just beautiful. You seem to weave words beautifull and richly. The story is just.... I'm speechless. This is absoulutly BEAUTIFUL.
Author's Response: I'm speechless as well, I'm SO glad you like it so much! :-)
This is, like, my favorite story on Mugglenet!! I'm so happy I looked at it. You are a fabulous writer!!!!
Author's Response: Haha, thank you so much! I really appreciate your review!
OH-MY-GOSH!!!! You are an AWESOME story teller!!! You so totally rock!!! I love love love the story!!! Keep on writing!!
Author's Response: Will do! I love your encouragement! Thanks so much! :-)
Summary: Lily is getting married to James Potter tomorrow. Severus knows he only has one more chance to reach her before she's gone for good.
That. Was. So. Beautiful.
I was nearly crying. It was poetic, it was romantic, it was fierce, it was heart-wrenching, it was...everything Snape/Lily fics should be. Please, keep writing your beautiful fics.
Author's Response: Wow, what high praise. Thanks so much. And I shall always keep writing, no worries there. :)
Summary: One hundred letters, written back and forth between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy over the course of twenty-five years.
That's all I can say. Just...wow.
This was first Draco/Harry I've ever read and now I think they are my new favorite ship! Oh my gosh, this was just truly and utterly fantastic. Keep writing these, I'd love to read more!
Summary: Black and white. Two perfect colors to form a perfect world. Or at least, so has he thought for almost twenty-two years. One color would always intrude... one way or another.
I am Elmindreda of Gryffindor, and this is my submission for Color of Loss challenge.
That. Was. Beautiful.
Oh my gosh, I just about cried when I read that. It was poetic, it was romantic, it was...perfect! You write beautifully. Keep writing, please!
Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums: A Potter's Pentagon Love Story by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 266]
Summary: A companion piece to the Potter's Pentagon trilogy... it's better if you've read the Potter's Pentagon trilogy, but you don't necessarily have to.
It's five years after Emma Weasley and her chums graduated from Hogwarts. Ted and Ivy are married, Haley is working at Madame Puddifoot's while trying desperately to break into show business, Jordan's doing whatever it is he does, and Emma is an Auror trainee working as a guard at the Chudley Cannons' stadium. The Cannons have actually been doing much better lately, due to their new star Beater, Tyrone Thomas. Unfortunately, Tyrone is Emma's ex-boyfriend. OH, THE AWKWARDNESS.
Follow Emma through her awkward adventures told in her usual insane way, as she experiences angst, hilarity, obnoxiously strange people, misadventures involving a deceptively dashing cad, Haley's wedding, the birth of Ted and Ivy's baby, and her own eventual descent into LURRRVE.
Written for the marvellous Vindictus Viridian's Pride and Prejudice NEWTs class on the Fanfiction Beta Boards, based on Jane Austen's fantastic novel, "Pride and Prejudice.".
Nominated in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Non-Canon Romance Story! And its lovely (haha) heroine, Emma Weasley, received two nominations for Best Female Original Character, while Haley Potter and Ivy Potter each received one! Thanks so much, guys!
So far, I've only read up to this chapter but I think Emma is an amazing character! She's so easy to relate to. She seems really...real. Um, bad choice of words, but whatever.
I also found the Les Miserables thing. It's when Haley says, "Lamarque is ill and fading fast!" That's in "Look Down" and the rebels are like, "Lamarque is ill and fading fast! Won't last the week out so they say!" And on and on and on. So...do I get a prize?
Continue your marvelous writing! I look forward to reading more about Emma (best OC I've ever read), Haley (so funny), Ted (poor him), Ivy (she seems interesting), Tyrone (little bit of a jerk), and everyone else!
Roonil_Wazlib125 aka Annmarie :D
Author's Response: Oh, Annmarie, thank you so much! I have a lot of fun writing Emma... she can be VERY unpleasant sometimes, but she's so much fun! And I'm happy that you find the Les Mis reference, because I love that musical to bits. If you liked the OCs in this story, they're also the main characters in my Potter's Pentagon trilogy. I did write the first one when I was thirteen, so they may not be my best-written stories, but I like them a lot. They're all written in third person, and you get to see all of the non-Emma characters much more in-depth, especially Jordan, who's barely in this one but a very major player in the trilogy. Thank you so much for your review!
Summary: Draco hadn't counted on the other Weasley. Rated for one expletive. Warning: This probably doesn't feature the pairing you're expecting :P
annie, I swear that was too funny. I was laughing so hard when I heard the line: Draco's son was standing in the middle of Harry Potter's sitting room, snogging Hugo Weasley. I was laughing even harder when I read: "Potter," he choked out. "Potter, I'm feeling faint." Lol, you can really make people giggle.
Roonil_Wazlib125 aka Annmarie
Neville stared down at the smouldering scrap of parchment. There, in neat handwriting that was not his own, was printed the name NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM.
When Neville's name emerges from the Goblet of Fire, the Boy-Who-Lived is thrust into his most dangerous challenge yet. For how can a boy with such limited magical ability possibly hope to survive one of the most gruelling and violent competitions in the Wizarding world?
The new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher takes Neville under his wing, but evil is growing nearer and not everyone is as they seem. Meanwhile new complications arise in Neville's life. How will he cope with these challenges, and what awaits him at the year's end? In Year Four, everything changes...
Awesome fanfic!!! My inspiration for my new AU fanfic!!! Keep up the good work!! :D
Author's Response: Thanks! I look forward to reading what you write.
HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!
It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!
Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!
NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!
Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.
Wow...that was just...wow.
My sister and I read it, and we were just hysterical! Keep writing!
Oh dear, I’ve corrupted your sister too? Hurrah! Thanks for reading, and I won’t stop writing unless I catch the plague or something like that…
~ Tim the Enchanter
Wow, Tim the Enchanter, this is really funny! I'm so glad I found it on the Ravenclaw Story Update on the Beta Forums. The second I read the excerpt, was hooked. You're a very accomplished humor writer. Keep making people laugh! :)
Thanks for reading and for enjoying this story. It’s good to know I’ve made people laugh!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Summary: She said he couldn't change. Discovering his true heart's desire made him want to try. Can Severus Snape reclaim what was lost before it's too late? LE/SS
Oh my gosh, that was an amazing twist! You really have a talent for story-telling. I am definetly going to read the next chapter; I have to find out more! Keep writing, this is fantastic.
Yay! New chapter! I was so excited to see this was updated, it's one of my favorite fics. As usual, you did a great job. Severus is so IC and I loved Lily's friends. I can't wait for the next chapter!
Wow, that's really sweet! Roxanne and Severus...I wonder if that will hurt dear Sev's chances with Lily. I can't wait to read more!
Oh, and Roxanne is a really funny character. Keep writing!
Oh. My. Gosh.
I have read up to this chapter and it is by far one of the most thrilling, romantic, awesome fanfic I have ever read. I am definetly putting it in my Favorites! YOU ROCK AT WRITING!
Summary: What happens when our favorite foursome, plus Lily, Snape, and of course some impossibly perfect OCs return to Hogwarts for their 7th year? Why, absolute bucketfuls of drama, angst, tears, jealousy, unrealistic events, and cheesy, cheesy dialogue! Also staggering amounts of random insanity. You have been warned.
Wow, this is an amazing humor story! It has tons of the cliches that normally irk readers, but you have transformed them into jokes (and very good jokes at that). I would very much enjoy seeing the rest of this story. You are a fantastic humor writer!
Roonil_Wazlib125 aka Annmarie
Summary: Snape reflects on how unfortunate his life is. His friendship with Lily is the only good thing in his life (although he wished they were more than friends), but he manages to lose her friendship too.
“Life has always dealt you the losing hand; again, and again, and again. Sometimes, life would be kind and you would become hopeful - like the day that you met her.”
“You watched from a distance as she fell for him - just like he’d always wanted. Just like she’d always sworn that she would never, ever do; promise."
That was so poetic! I loved the ending; the power going to his head, the thought that if he joined Voldemort she would come back. It was beautifully written. Keep writing!
Author's Response: Thank you :) I'm glad you liked it.
Your relationship with Fred existed almost entirely within a broom cupboard.
You and Fred: a Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor, two complementary souls. In a world where nothing is certain, you find comfort in a dusty third-floor storage room.
That was just...whoa. I can't say anything else. Words can't describe how completely wonderful that was.
I loved it! That was, by far, one of the best fics I have ever read. You are officially very awesome.
Author's Response: Thanks for the lovely review, Annmarie! :)