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Mushi Mushi, Konnichiwa! >o< Just in case anyone tries to talk to me in Japanese, no, Japanese isn't my mother language, I do not live in Japan, and honestly? I couldn't speak Japanese to save my life. So, it's clear. >.
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Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 594]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 6: Angry Harry On the Loose

Erm. That was funny, in a twisted, creepy kind of way. But I have the impression you that was what you were aiming for. Ah well, a pretty good read, by the way.

 

The Upside of Being Down by Kimberley
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 506]

Summary: *COMPLETED!*What happens when you put a hopelessly "romantic" man-hussy and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities (not THOSE activities, silly!) together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come with me, Tia C. Spencer, on a lovely ride through the countryside... er, lakeside... okay, so we won't actually be riding NEXT to anything, but it will be lovely, I promise you that. How can it not be, with me as your illustrious (and quite possibly mad) companion?



And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat.



Well... not entirely.




Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 117222 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/19/05 Updated: 03/07/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 06/22/08 Title: Chapter 25: Follow the Big Green Arrows, They Know What They’re Talking About

Aw.. this has got - simply GOT - to be one of my favorites, if not my favorite, Marauder Era FF.

 

Holiday Pointlessness by the nutty imp
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: A collection of fun and pointless Holiday fics.

1st Story: It's Christmas. Kreacher had to deal with an uninvited guest.

2nd Story: It's Christmas Eve and the Weasley twins has decided to leave some special gifts.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1835 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/21/05 Updated: 04/30/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/13/08 Title: Chapter 2: The Night Before Christmas - A Parody

That's very good...

 

Summary: Tom believes he can seductively coax secrets from Dumbledore's most trusted student...

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 989 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/13/06 Updated: 02/13/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Dumbledore's Favourite Girl

Woah. Very well written but still, woah.

 

Two Lattes from Hell, Please by Eilime
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 98]

Summary: Post-Hogwarts

Hermione sighed in relaxation. She was sitting in her favourite café, the cafe latte steaming cheerily on the small, round table as she immersed herself in the news of The Times. As she flipped a page, the newspaper folded annoyingly backwards and revealed the scenery beyond.

Hermione let out a piercing scream.

4th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shot (Check out my author page for more information)

Important announcement in my profile

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2778 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/20/06 Updated: 03/20/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Thats kind of sweet. LOL. The idea of Draco calling her 'Hermione' instead of 'Granger' is a bit funny but it's very well written. Four stars!

Author's Response: Thanks.

 

A Battle Of Laughter by onmyway
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 89]

Summary: Fred and George have an unexpected customer who has seriously underestimated their dueling skills...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 988 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/18/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ah-mazing. I love the end. I lol'd. Teehee.

 

A Hogwarts Survival Guide by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 90]

Summary: During her fifth year, Lily Evans decides to write a guide to life at Hogwarts, and how to survive it. She covers all aspects of life, and gives helpful advice on how to deal with certain scenarios. For example, would you know what to do if you realised there was a kleptomaniac in your Dorm? What if you lost your beloved teddy bear, Mr Muffles? And do you know how to push, without any force? Read on, and find out the best way of living and surviving at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2512 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/06 Updated: 05/25/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Hogwarts Survival Guide

This is very cute.

Author's Response: Thanks!

 

Mary Sue, I love you! by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 84]

Summary:

Once upon a time in the far, far, away land of California, Miranda Aramintha Rowena Ysabella Slyvia Ursula Evangelista- Mary Sue, for short- accepted an invitation to Hogwarts. As she searches for her one true love, will her soul mate be Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George? or...gasp...Voldemort?

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Humour Fiction.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 6895 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/01/06 Updated: 06/03/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Mary Sue, I love you!

I lol'd. Thumbs up, no, two thumbs up. xD

Author's Response: Thank you, thank you! Laughing at Mary Sue is better for mental health than fuming. :D

 

The Unexpected Gift by Accio_Brain
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 115]

Summary: It's Voldemort's birthday and Harry and Hermione have been invited to his birthday party. As the festivities commence, Voldemort makes a new friend. But things aren't always as they seem, for someone else has a plan that could make this Voldemort's worst birthday ever.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Substance Abuse

Word count: 1359 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/15/06 Updated: 06/18/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was insane. And hilarious. Teehee. I can SO imagine Snape going, "If that doesn't fuck with his fragile psyche..."

Oh my goodness.

 

Summary: A hilarious ride inside an author's head as he tries to write the best fic ever written by a fan. Unfortunatley, things don't go as planned and the author must get himself out of a sticky situation before he ruins the joy of writing Fan Fiction forever.

WARNING: Random and Bizarre humor ahead.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2243 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/19/06 Updated: 07/22/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Harry Potter and The Process of Writing Fan Fiction

Unlike the two latest Humor fic recommended to me, yours was actually funny. Epic win, hands down.

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

My favorite line from chapter one: "..... that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Oh my gods. And Lucius' username "daddylusciouslocks' made me laugh so hard my sister walked over, gave me a chocolate bar, and asked 'so... how'r you feeling today?"

Author's Response: Awww, thanks! I had quite a lot of fun with the Monty Python quotes. And if laughing makes your sister give you chocolate, then I should try that! My sister just stomps around impersonating Michael Ball. (Actually, I do that, too.)

 
Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/11/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

You're unbelievable. In a good way. Marry me, please.

Author's Response: Awww! Well, I\'m very sorry, but I\'m already married to Moist von Lipwig (I wish!)

 
Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/11/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

Ooo... Who'd blondD?! I'm guessing Narcissa? She's the only blonde I can think of.. Err. . . . But no. The person's too 'nice-ish' for Narcissa. -edge of seat-

Author's Response: YOU WILL SEEEEEE!

 
Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/11/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

That was ah-mazing. I would actually love the books even more if it ended up a bit more like yours. Hehe.

Author's Response: Hahaha, thanks! Yeah, that\'s kind of the point of fanfiction-- I warp the books into how I most want them to be, mwahahaha!

 

Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."

After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...


"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 46326 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
11/29/06 Updated: 09/18/11


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: First detention...87 more to go...

Teehee. Very well written, two thumbs up.

 

Masked Ferret Unmasked by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 110]

Summary: One-shot fanfiction

A Masquerade Ball has been arranged in the Golden Trio’s seventh year at Hogwarts and everyone is bursting with excitement. That is, everyone except Draco Malfoy who definitely does not expect to find the love of his life with whom he’s supposed to spend the rest of his measly life at this uninventive and unoriginal ball.

An epic romance. Will love conquer all? Is it true that opposites attract? And who are these opposites doomed to be? Why does Draco feel the need to clench and unclench it buttocks repeatedly? Is he ill? Or is he just wishing for this fanfiction to end? Read and find out …in this prodigious, celestial, sumptuous, epic romance in which love will prove... Oh, God, I can’t even write this heinous summary. Just read the *loud beeping sound* fic.

Need I warn you that this story is OOC?

Oh, all right, fine: Warning: OOCness


9th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)

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Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2731 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/16/06 Updated: 12/16/06


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

I lol'd. -still laughing-
My favorite part was the loooong paragraph where Draco explains 'why he's so cruel' and all. The books never mentioned Lucius being abusive. I would never know why a person would think that just because he's a Death Eater means he's a child-beater. It's unoriginal and sooo cliched. Hermione honestly wouldn't care if Draco's been Crucio'd all his life. Goodness. Well, I'm ranting. Your story's well written, good job!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. Yes, Lucius beating Draco is quite random. But some stories need it for Hermione to be sympathetic. So many clichés out there. Thanks again.

 

Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

That was random. Really, really strange. But hell, I enjoyed it. Go you!

 

Spell Checker by MollyCoddles
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3161 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/09/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this... Definately going into my list of 'favorite humor stories'.

Author's Response: I'm honored to make your favorites list! =D Thank you for reading and reviewing!

 

Dear Snarky Severus by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary:

Albus Dumbledore is a man of many secrets. One of them is his secret identity as an advice columnist, the Wise Wizard. When he coerces Snape to fill in, readers discover the Sagacious Sorcerer answering their queries would be better named Snarky Severus!

 



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 2076 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/07 Updated: 01/29/07


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Another amazing story, but of course, if YOU write it...

Author's Response: That's so nice of you to say! *hugs*

 

Order of Merlin - First Class by Melindaleo
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: The Ministry of Magic is holding a Valentine's Day gala to honor the man who delivered them from the evil that had been darkening their lives. Unfortunately, the young hero has no desire to make an acceptance speech. Can his friends help get him in the right frame of mind? They can if their names are Fred and George Weasley.
*Originally written for the PS Valentine's Day challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3771 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/07 Updated: 03/10/07


Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD Signed
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awh, that's basically the sweetest H/G one-shot! -squealz- And the part about the underwear... -snickers- ... I can just imagine Harry going all red... You win, hands down.

 
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