Mushi Mushi, Konnichiwa! >o< Just in case anyone tries to talk to me in Japanese, no, Japanese isn't my mother language, I do not live in Japan, and honestly? I couldn't speak Japanese to save my life. So, it's clear. >.
Summary: *Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!
Erm. That was funny, in a twisted, creepy kind of way. But I have the impression you that was what you were aiming for. Ah well, a pretty good read, by the way.
Summary: *COMPLETED!*What happens when you put a hopelessly "romantic" man-hussy and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities (not THOSE activities, silly!) together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come with me, Tia C. Spencer, on a lovely ride through the countryside... er, lakeside... okay, so we won't actually be riding NEXT to anything, but it will be lovely, I promise you that. How can it not be, with me as your illustrious (and quite possibly mad) companion?
And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat.
Well... not entirely.
Aw.. this has got - simply GOT - to be one of my favorites, if not my favorite, Marauder Era FF.
Summary: A collection of fun and pointless Holiday fics.
1st Story: It's Christmas. Kreacher had to deal with an uninvited guest.
2nd Story: It's Christmas Eve and the Weasley twins has decided to leave some special gifts.
That's very good...
Summary: Tom believes he can seductively coax secrets from Dumbledore's most trusted student...
Woah. Very well written but still, woah.
Hermione sighed in relaxation. She was sitting in her favourite café, the cafe latte steaming cheerily on the small, round table as she immersed herself in the news of The Times. As she flipped a page, the newspaper folded annoyingly backwards and revealed the scenery beyond.
Hermione let out a piercing scream.
4th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shot (Check out my author page for more information)
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Thats kind of sweet. LOL. The idea of Draco calling her 'Hermione' instead of 'Granger' is a bit funny but it's very well written. Four stars!
Author's Response: Thanks.
Summary: Fred and George have an unexpected customer who has seriously underestimated their dueling skills...
Ah-mazing. I love the end. I lol'd. Teehee.
Summary: During her fifth year, Lily Evans decides to write a guide to life at Hogwarts, and how to survive it. She covers all aspects of life, and gives helpful advice on how to deal with certain scenarios. For example, would you know what to do if you realised there was a kleptomaniac in your Dorm? What if you lost your beloved teddy bear, Mr Muffles? And do you know how to push, without any force? Read on, and find out the best way of living and surviving at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ...
This is very cute.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Once upon a time in the far, far, away land of California, Miranda Aramintha Rowena Ysabella Slyvia Ursula Evangelista- Mary Sue, for short- accepted an invitation to Hogwarts. As she searches for her one true love, will her soul mate be Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George? or...gasp...Voldemort?
Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Humour Fiction.
I lol'd. Thumbs up, no, two thumbs up. xD
Author's Response: Thank you, thank you! Laughing at Mary Sue is better for mental health than fuming. :D
Summary: It's Voldemort's birthday and Harry and Hermione have been invited to his birthday party. As the festivities commence, Voldemort makes a new friend. But things aren't always as they seem, for someone else has a plan that could make this Voldemort's worst birthday ever.
That was insane. And hilarious. Teehee. I can SO imagine Snape going, "If that doesn't fuck with his fragile psyche..."
Oh my goodness.
Harry Potter and The Process of writing Fan Fiction by Purplemage
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 110]
Summary: A hilarious ride inside an author's head as he tries to write the best fic ever written by a fan. Unfortunatley, things don't go as planned and the author must get himself out of a sticky situation before he ruins the joy of writing Fan Fiction forever.
WARNING: Random and Bizarre humor ahead.
Unlike the two latest Humor fic recommended to me, yours was actually funny. Epic win, hands down.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
My favorite line from chapter one: "..... that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Oh my gods. And Lucius' username "daddylusciouslocks' made me laugh so hard my sister walked over, gave me a chocolate bar, and asked 'so... how'r you feeling today?"
Author's Response: Awww, thanks! I had quite a lot of fun with the Monty Python quotes. And if laughing makes your sister give you chocolate, then I should try that! My sister just stomps around impersonating Michael Ball. (Actually, I do that, too.)
You're unbelievable. In a good way. Marry me, please.
Author's Response: Awww! Well, I\'m very sorry, but I\'m already married to Moist von Lipwig (I wish!)
Ooo... Who'd blondD?! I'm guessing Narcissa? She's the only blonde I can think of.. Err. . . . But no. The person's too 'nice-ish' for Narcissa. -edge of seat-
Author's Response: YOU WILL SEEEEEE!
That was ah-mazing. I would actually love the books even more if it ended up a bit more like yours. Hehe.
Author's Response: Hahaha, thanks! Yeah, that\'s kind of the point of fanfiction-- I warp the books into how I most want them to be, mwahahaha!
Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."
After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...
"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"
Teehee. Very well written, two thumbs up.
Summary: One-shot fanfiction
A Masquerade Ball has been arranged in the Golden Trio’s seventh year at Hogwarts and everyone is bursting with excitement. That is, everyone except Draco Malfoy who definitely does not expect to find the love of his life with whom he’s supposed to spend the rest of his measly life at this uninventive and unoriginal ball.
An epic romance. Will love conquer all? Is it true that opposites attract? And who are these opposites doomed to be? Why does Draco feel the need to clench and unclench it buttocks repeatedly? Is he ill? Or is he just wishing for this fanfiction to end? Read and find out …in this prodigious, celestial, sumptuous, epic romance in which love will prove... Oh, God, I can’t even write this heinous summary. Just read the *loud beeping sound* fic.
Need I warn you that this story is OOC?
Oh, all right, fine: Warning: OOCness
9th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)
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I lol'd. -still laughing-
My favorite part was the loooong paragraph where Draco explains 'why he's so cruel' and all. The books never mentioned Lucius being abusive. I would never know why a person would think that just because he's a Death Eater means he's a child-beater. It's unoriginal and sooo cliched. Hermione honestly wouldn't care if Draco's been Crucio'd all his life. Goodness. Well, I'm ranting. Your story's well written, good job!
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. Yes, Lucius beating Draco is quite random. But some stories need it for Hermione to be sympathetic. So many clichés out there. Thanks again.
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!
Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.
Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!
The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
That was random. Really, really strange. But hell, I enjoyed it. Go you!
Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.
I love this... Definately going into my list of 'favorite humor stories'.
Author's Response: I'm honored to make your favorites list! =D Thank you for reading and reviewing!
Albus Dumbledore is a man of many secrets. One of them is his secret identity as an advice columnist, the Wise Wizard. When he coerces Snape to fill in, readers discover the Sagacious Sorcerer answering their queries would be better named Snarky Severus!
Another amazing story, but of course, if YOU write it...
Author's Response: That's so nice of you to say! *hugs*
Summary: The Ministry of Magic is holding a Valentine's Day gala to honor the man who delivered them from the evil that had been darkening their lives. Unfortunately, the young hero has no desire to make an acceptance speech. Can his friends help get him in the right frame of mind? They can if their names are Fred and George Weasley.
*Originally written for the PS Valentine's Day challenge.
Awh, that's basically the sweetest H/G one-shot! -squealz- And the part about the underwear... -snickers- ... I can just imagine Harry going all red... You win, hands down.