Spattergroit by Rudhampaiel
Rated: [Reviews - 37]
Summary: Takes place after the visit to St. Mungo’s. Hermione’s dwelling on a certain something one of the wizards said.
Ha ha ha! This is very funny! But you only have two chapters... :( Update? Pretty please?
Survival of the Fittest by Ashwinder
Rated: [Reviews - 18]
Summary: Mrs Norris is jealous of Filch's crush on Dolores Umbridge.
When I saw the summary, I laughed maniacally; when I read the story, I cracked up even more.
Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 354]
Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!
Hee hee hee! I actually read the sequel first, but this is definently equally hilarious!
My life in the Chamber by Gaea
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 34]
Summary: Ever wonder what the basilisk thought about that whole “Chamber of Secrets” business?
I really liked the ending. But the basilisk should have sworn at Fawkes a bit, too.
Marauders Unveiled by Valerie Vancollie
Rated: [Reviews - 44]
Summary: Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests.
It's a good thing no one else is at home right now, because if they were, they'd mistake my laughter for screams of terror.
It's a good thing no one else is at home right now, because if they were, they'd mistake my laughter for screams of terror.
I couldn't stop laughing! I'm serious, I was loud and semi-maniacal! Oh my God, this story is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I going crazy? - Ron's Dream Diary by Mira Miracle
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 52]
Summary: Have you ever wondered how the Dream Diary Ron had to do for Divination his his fifth year was like? Well, here it is: Homework Assignment: Dream Diary by Ronald Bilius Weasley. Dive into Ron's subconcious, explore his dreams and read up his comments on them. Do they maybe show the future? Do they merely show his wishes? Are they just weird? Or is Ron - going crazy?
Gee, I wonder why Harry's dreams were so normal? Let's see-15+8(for corridor)+9+say,13=45, and 4+5=9.. so what's the numerology on that?
The Things I Do For L.O.V.E by Pussycat123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 473]
Summary: Hi, I’m Lily Evans. You know, there are a lot of fics about me out there. I’m flattered that you spend time thinking about me, but sometimes sickened. How could these fics not mention my bonkers beautiful cat, Missy? And what about my evil and malicious extremely helpful conscience? Or the fact that I make a fool out of myself at every opportunity am unique?
Well, this fic has all of these things. It also has L.O.V.E (I’m the ‘L’), the elite group of cliquey lovely girls that I am part of. And our rival, the sarcastic cynic also unique Iola Potter (cousin and partner in crime to James). But does it have an actual plot? Of course not Absolutely! And it starts with me getting a detention with Iola (through no fault of my own, of course). And we kind of ... almost ... well, we get on alright. A friendship sparks, shall we say. I have no idea how it happens It is meant to be. But it’s going to take some fighting for if we want to keep it. It would be a lot easier to just stick to what we know, really. We were perfectly happy hating each other. But ... well. I guess you’ll have to find out!
Read this or I’ll curse you Read this and I’ll love you!
I love you, Pusstcat123!!!!!! You are a brilliantly wonderful fanfic author, and your writing is hilarious! I eagerly awsait the next Janey Weasley fic, by the way!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks, I'm glad you think so. And I'm also very happy you're looking forward to the next Janey story; it's been so long I was worried everyone would have forgotten all about it. At least this way I'll get one reviewer!
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 1352]
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Hello, my beloved Shmerg! This was like my 3rd time reading The Dark Lord's Blog, because it is so AWESOME!!!1!1!!1!!!!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks! And I really love your username... NevillesGran.. I CAN just see her reading fanfic.
Teacups are the Nemesis of Small Furry Animals by InkandPaper
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]
Summary: During the first scene in HBP, Fudge turned a teacup into a gerbil, and the Prime Minister 'gave the gerbil to his delighted niece'. Here is the tale of the girl Annabel, and the rather unfortunate gerbil named Teacup...it's canon!
Aawww...
Homework Excuses by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Remus Lupin is sneaking out at night, and the other Marauders want to know what he is up to, so what do they do? Follow him of course. An Early Marauder's era fic
My little brother is sleeping, so I had to stuff my head into a pillow to stifle the insane, uncontrollabe laghter! Thank you for making my day!
Trees But Not Forests by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 79]
Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!
Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!
aawww... brotherly love... I suppose James likes kissing, too, huh?
Author's Response: ^_^ I imagine so. But where's the brotherly love? Unless you mean Sirius and James fighting all the time but still being really close ... in which case I guess that is sort of brotherly love, only without the brothers part. Anyway, thanks for reviewing!
The Grand Order of the Crooked Noses by Eowyn89
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]
Summary: I do believe many of you have been curious to know as to how my nose came to be quite so crooked. What an odd thing to wonder, I tell you, but none the less, I will comply. It is quite an entertaining tale to say the least, occurring on two different occasions during my younger days. I, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, write this in my own hand, to satisfy all those who need to practice quenching their curiosities for more appropriate matters.
Eowyn89
Hufflepuff House
March One-Shot Challenge--Albus Dumbledore--Prompt 1
My laughter sounds something like this: hee hee hee hoo ha ha! snort
Janey Weasley-Springs; My Mother by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 50]
Summary: Fifth in the Janey Weasley series – and this time we hear from Janey’s middle child, Tillie.
She is eleven years old. Her sister, Day, is fifteen, and she also has a seven-year-old brother called Nicky. Due to leave for Hogwarts at the end of the summer, Tillie is utterly perplexed. She can’t imagine life without her sweet, innocent (it seems) little brother to look after, or her carefree, happy mother to look up to. But as the inevitable grows closer, Tillie will soon have to accept that time will wait for no one ... Note: Don’t worry, I haven’t cheated you out of Janey’s wedding – all will be revealed!
I havsn't read the 6th one yet, but otherwise best one so far! Especially the line"Mummy's gun' kick some identical twin ass." And, of course, Lionel, the "stupid female man-taod".
Author's Response: Heh heh heh. I'm glad you enjoyed it, and have fun with the 6th one!
Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules by joybelle423
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]
Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!
Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.
Ha ha ha! Mildly sick, but hahaha anyway!
A Conundrum by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 34]
Summary: Sitting in his office one summer, Albus Dumbledore has come to a conundrum. But what is the problem he has? What decision will he make? What might Professor McGonagall think of this momentous verdict? And, far away, what will be the reactions of those it affects most?
There’s only one way to find out ...
I must muffle my laughter, because my grandfather is napping in the nextroom, but belive you me, it's a losing battle!
Author's Response: Thank you very much! =D
Broom Cupboard Confessions by cto10121
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 67]
Summary: Harry Potter learns how his parents got together...in the most unexpected way. Can't say anymore for fear of giving too much away. A bit of AU, ( all right, I'll admit it, a lot) and the sexual situations warnings for a little bit of kissing. The rating is for sexual innuendos. R&R!!
Hee hee hee! Man, I LOVE funny James/Lily stories! Ha ha ha!
Long-Distance Extendable Ears by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 167]
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Okay, so do you know the kids' movie Spirit? It's about a horse. And I was listening to the soundtrack while reading this, and it was amazing how much these two songs went with the plot. There's even this one line that goes, "There's a voice that clls/Remember who you are" and I read the bit where George first hears Fred RIGHT as that line played, and it was AMAZINGLY perfect. Are you on MUggleSpace? Because I'd love to chat about Discworld, which nobody I know seems to have read. I'm Neville'sGran there, too.
Author's Response: Hmmm... I've never actually seen Spirit, but my sister has... and I LOVE it when songs match up with books or stories. Sometimes (as insane as this sounds), when I'm listening to my iPod, I like to close my eyes and imagine a music video to that song cobbled together from scenes from some of my stories... hehe. But I will definitely check out that song. I'm not on MuggleSpace-- what is that? It sounds pretty awesome-- and I LOVE Discworld, and I'm so glad to see I'm not the only Discworld reader on this site.
Kill Bill (And Arthur) by Schmerg_The_Impaler, Nevilles Girl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 38]
Summary: It is a blustery day in Hogsmeade, and Arthur and Bill Weasley are minding their own business. That is, until they each receive letters instructing them to mind each other's business in a most intrusive and rather final sort of way.
But this is not just about Arthur and Bill. They happen to be a small part of a much bigger, much more ambitious scheme that they know nothing about, run by a frighteningly powerful organization. What exactly is going on, and what exactly will Arthur and Bill do?
Written as an entry for the Gauntlet, by Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff house (most of the Bill bits) and Neville's Girl of Slytherin house (most of the Arthur bits). Probably the strangest thing either of us has ever written.
wow... The little things like M.O.D.s and MNFF are the touches that make this truly amazing. Siriusly brilliant, you guys!
Author's Response: Thanks! This didn't place in the gauntlet, but I'm still pretty proud of it.
