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Real name: Diane Kalafsky
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Summary: Even death can't keep the Dark Lord busy for long! A few weeks after his death, Voldemort returns to earth and finds his magic lost.

Forced to live as a Muggle, Voldemort teams up with an unlikely friend in an attempt to get a flat, keep a steady job and regain his old glory.

Please note: This story contains ridiculous plot twists, kooky pop culture references, extremely out-of-character behavior, alternate universes galore and a great deal of random silliness. You have been warned!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 4637 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
09/01/09 Updated: 10/07/10

Reviewer: DragonDi Signed
Date: 02/01/10 Title: Chapter 2: Voldemort Gets a Job

Very clever! And very funny!

But.. Albus Dumbledore? Can't wait to see what happens next. Well done!

Author's Response: Thans for reading! There really will be an explanation-- and I promise that it will be as logical as the rest of the story! :)


The Mistake of a Lifetime by mudbloodproud
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: “Lily is pregnant.”

Those words sent shivers of dread through Remus Lupin. The dread came not from the fact they were in the midst of a war, but from a secret, a secret he could never tell James.

This story is the result of my evil muses. I hold no responsibility for the content.

I do not own anything you recognise in this story. It all belongs to J.K. Rowling. I am just thankful to play in her world for a little while.

I wish to thank my friend, Bine, {luinrina} for her wonderful and quick beta help on this story. Her comments made this story better than what it was to start with.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 2067 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/25/09 Updated: 10/25/09

Reviewer: DragonDi Signed
Date: 10/28/09 Title: Chapter 1: Memories and Truth

Is it a bad thing that I rather like Lily cheating on James with Remus? Yeah, I thought so.
I loved that she takes care of him, though. He needs that. Love how they know so much about each other that it's almost like they're married--and I am a little bummed that the baby wasn't Remus'. (I know, he wouldn't have been Harry otherwise!)
Liked this very much!

Author's Response: Thank you for your comments. It was a rather strange pairing to write, but I am a slave to my ebil muses who insisted on writing this one. Thanks again.


Peace in Heaven by Equinox Chick
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: After decades of hatred, a friendship begins...

Severus Snape wakes up after Nagini's bite in a hospital bed. He is dead, of that there is no doubt, but he cannot move on as the others who fell in battle have.


I am Equinox Chick from Hufflepuff and this is my entry in the November in-house banner/story challenge.

Author's Note: For this competiition, the writers in Hufflepuff picked banners designed by other Puffs and wrote a story based on the picture, title and catchphrase. The banner I chose was by Terri (mudbloodproud).

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I think it's safe to assume that you all know that.

I am indebted to the truly wonderful (and QSQ award winning) Emma (Amortentia x) who has beta'd this fic. Not only did she sort out my punctuation, but she had some extremely good suggestions throughout the story.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity

Word count: 4917 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/21/09 Updated: 11/21/09

Reviewer: DragonDi Signed
Date: 11/21/09 Title: Chapter 1: Peace in Heaven

You know, I rather hope it is the start of something good. There was so much regret and bitterness in the lives of the Marauders and Snape. It would be nice to think there was something better waiting for them.
Loved this! Thanks for the resolutions--and the hope!

Author's Response: Thank you, Di. I'm pleased you enjoyed the story. Sometimes I can't believe JK wiped out a generation like that ... still upsets me. ~Carole~


A Blank Canvas by OkiBlossom
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Charlotte DeLuca has held on to dark secrets for a long time. Although she gained respect through perseverance and hard work, she hid a part of her image. In the light of a wizarding war, she works as a professor at one of the most prestigious universities. She cannot hold her silence any longer. Can she reveal the truth without shattering her image?

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Mild Profanity, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 17992 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
12/16/09 Updated: 03/22/10

Reviewer: DragonDi Signed
Date: 12/31/09 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Winter Solstice & Cold Remedies

I just found your story and am enjoying it very much. It is a little confusing (I find myself going back over things to see what I missed) but I'm realising there are some things that you don't explain right away--the explanations come later.
I love the relationship that Remus has with his family, and I'm looking forward to seeing how the entire horrible story about Remus' conception will play out for him and his family.
The first meeting between Jonathan and Charlotte was... interesting (and humorous, in a sick way--no pun intended). The second meeting--who couldn't fall in love with a guy like Jonathan?
I like how you've created a backstory to what's happening in OotP, and I liked the little glimpse you gave us into what's happening at Grimmauld Place (but Remus fell asleep at the table? Poor guy!) And I chuckled at the thought of an over-caffeinated Tonks.
Looking forward to the next chapter!

Author's Response: Somebody gets it! Well, other people got it, too, but this reaction surprised me. Yeah\, I tend to not spell things out, but I'm realising the downside to that: I'm forgetting to mention things that should have been explained a while ago. I am so glad that you actually read it, and you didn't give the expected response of 'Okay, yeah, moving on now.' Personally, I think Jon's my favourite character, seeing that he pops up in every draft, and he only goes through these slight changes. You got the first chapter...that floors me. I'm not very good with letting go with me writing, for most of it tends to be horrible drafts full of words. Hopefully I keep this interesting, for I tend to go through draft and draft before I'm satisfied with anything. I think it still needs revision. Thanks for reading. Jen

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