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Real name: Jessica
Member Since: 04/08/08
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Hey, good people of Mugglenet fanfics!! I'm Jessica, but my friends just call me Jess. But you guys can't. Cuz you're not my friends yet. :P Um, I'm working on stories, but I haven't gotten anything really good yet...... No one prolly looks at this.... Watevs. Biiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chasing His Flower by Jude Harrison
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 91]

Summary: James and Lily were the perfect couple until James cheats on her with his secretary. Lily runs away to America, where her parents resided after retirement, and James follows. Will James ever win Lily back?

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Alternate Universe

Word count: 1983 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
09/20/05 Updated: 09/20/05

Reviewer: chinesechick18 Signed
Date: 04/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: She Thought Wrong

Very good. Please post soon!


Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1510]

Summary: Past Featured Story2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts

Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)


"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 67532 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
11/04/06 Updated: 05/01/07

Reviewer: chinesechick18 Signed
Date: 04/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Uncle Ron Never Laughs

Great beginning. I love how you take the time to describe everyone. This is the start of a great story.

Author's Response: Thanks; I\'m glad you think so!


Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07

Reviewer: chinesechick18 Signed
Date: 02/11/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

that was amazing!! truly one of my favorite pieces on mugglenet fanfiction. i loved the reference to rupert's ice cream truck (wish I had an ice cream truck). just one thing: the ben and jerry's flavor is neapolitan dynamite, not napoleon dynamite. still, wonderful hilarious story! my absolute fave part? the milk racist territory. and yes what is the ending to everything but the...?

Author's Response: Thank you so much! And I definitely wish I had an ice cream truck, too... or a Schnitzel On A Stick truck. I think "Everything But The..." is supposed to end with 'kitchen sink,' but don't quote me on that!


Luna's Truth or Dare by Hutchinson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 523]

Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 28986 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
01/23/08 Updated: 01/14/09

Reviewer: chinesechick18 Signed
Date: 06/12/08 Title: Chapter 8: Soaps and Suds

I LOVE this series! It's HILARIOUS! Now I wanna do a game of truth or dare with my friends.

Author's Response: Much thanks! I love knowing some of you get laughs off this, or even just a smile! Have fun with that game of Truth or Dare! I hope I didn\'t give you too many naughty ideas... ;)

Reviewer: chinesechick18 Signed
Date: 07/06/09 Title: Chapter 4: Candy and Garlic

This is definitely one of my favorite comedy stories! I just have one question: Luna's in the year below Harry and the gang, so how can she have Potions with them?

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