Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
Thanks for making me laugh!
Summary: This is what happens after the final battle with Voldemort (Harry wins, of course!) when Harry is interviewed by a nosy Rita Skeeter.
Heehee. This is funny, although it is not DH-compliant. Oh, well. It was still funny. I was laughing halfway through.
Summary: When Ted Lupin is named Hogwarts Champion for the newly reinstated Triwizard Tournament he will have to use all his wits to face an angry chimera, cheating, backstabbing, ex-Quidditch stars, intrigues, waltzing, illegal magic, and fierce competition from his arch-nemesis, the lovely Victoire.
But there’s more. Something truly dreadful lurks under the cover of fame and eternal glory. A mystery Ted, his famous godfather Harry Potter, and (of course) Victoire will have to solve. Because if they don’t, this tournament will surpass even its predecessors and become the bloodiest competition Hogwarts has ever seen.
^^ The teaser made me laugh. This is a very well put together story!
Author's Response: Thanks, I really like the next chapter so with luck it\'ll be posted soon.
Summary: Nominated for the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Post-Hogwarts Story
When Albus, Rose, and Scorpius are put on the train to their first year at Hogwarts, their parents have simple hopes for them. Namely to have the normal, boring school years they never got to experience themselves. But sometimes, we ask too much of our children.
When the school becomes plagued by invasions of wild beasts, three different students from three different houses follow in the footsteps of the generation before them, but strive to achive the one thing none of their predesesors ever could: DON'T GET CAUGHT!
Yay! Good job writing the song, too. It took me a whole day to write mine (I'm not done with the chapter, but it's getting there). Good job with the OC's and the password. "Nouvus Militia" means something like "New Army", doesn't it?
Author's Response: Yes, it\'s always so hard to come up with a good sorting song, and I\'m glad you like the OCs. And yes, \"Nouvus Militia\" does mean \"New Army\". It seemed fitting.
Summary: Eleven-year-old Teddy Lupin is having a bad day when he wanders into the Forbidden Forest. There a strange event happens and he meets people he never thought he would see...
Do not read if you have not read Deathly Hallows!
^^ I love that idea!
Author's Response: Thanks you! The idea kind of came to me after I read Deathly Hallows and wondered what it would be like if Teddy got to meet his parents.
Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.
This is quite funny. Voldemort has certainly had his revenge. Rooten fruit? Absolutly genius to the nth degree! Jo will never see it coming *cackles evily*
Author's Response: No, she\'ll never see it coming, lol! Voldy\'s a very slick kinda guy. :-p