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Hi. This account is shared between the two beaters. Of course, me being the one writing this, is beaternumber1. My sister being the one sitting beside me, is beaternumber2.

Beaternumber1:

Hi! I am a crazy, hyper, 15 year old girl who adores Harry Potter, and writing, and drawing, and swimming, and is OBVIOUSLY the number 1 beater on this account.

 Beaternumber2:

Is a lot calmer and more practical than my younger and annoyinger sister.  I am 18 and started reading this site because my sister left it open on the computer. I must say, that i like many of these stories almost as much as the actual books.

First the worst, second the best! HAHAHA so there, beaternumber1.



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I Am Nothing by lullaby BANG
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: But werewolves turn into vampires after death, after all, monsters are monsters, and inversely, hybrids can be formed, and this is the result. It cannot be described in a conventional manner for it shouldn’t be described in such vulgar terms, but he is here now- forever. Casted aside from the Wizarding world, he is stuck in a fluctuating state of uncertainty, but he’s ready to declare himself- to you.

*Written for Schmergo's Silly Summaries

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1968 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/25/08 Updated: 05/11/08


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 05/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: I Am Nothing

Wow. This was really good writing, but i'm not sure if i understood it or not.

Author's Response: Thanks.

 

On Broken Wings by FaunaCaritas
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary:
The War is over, but the Weasley family find that victory comes at a bitter price. Bill, Fred, George, and Ron lie among the fallen.

Hermione’s world is a shattered wreck. Her hopes and dreams are buried in a lonely cemetery. The future stretches before her, bitter and empty. She has drowned herself in work to escape reality.

But outside the world is changing. Charlie Weasley returns from Romania to seek the Ministry of Magic’s assistance. When they find their paths inextricably crossed Hermione comes to realize something she had never dreamed: it is possible to soar on broken wings.

HG/CW

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 909 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
05/01/08 Updated: 05/02/08


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 07/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

This is a really good story! Adding to favorites... NOW!

Author's Response: I really appreciate it! ~ Fauna

 

Baited by Magical Maeve
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Severus is entranced by a dream.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 104 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/08/08 Updated: 05/08/08


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 05/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm not sure if i really understand it but i liked it all the same!

 

Shining Through Blackness by luinrina
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: Past Featured StoryIsla was born into a well-known and respected family: the Blacks. She grew up with their traditions and was proud to be who she was – until she met someone who showed her that what she knew was not the only world.

Follow a young witch through her teenage years and discover how a traditional one will change and rebel against what she believed was the only truth.

~ * ~


Due to plot development in chapters nine and ten I've changed the warning from "None" to "Sexual Situations" for the rest of the story. In some chapters there are still punishments which do not qualify as “Abuse”; those are meant as reprimands for bad behaviour, a common method in the middle of the nineteenth century. If you can’t stand children being smacked by parents or others as well as any sexual situation occuring, do not read that story. You have been warned…


Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 75406 Chapters: 17 Completed: No
Published:
05/14/08 Updated: 05/22/10


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 08/27/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One - Soon

This is a really good chapter! I'm about to go add the story to my favorites. And about the spanking that's not considered abuse. Anyway good job!

-Beaternumber1

Author's Response: Thanks for your lovely words. And I appreciate your comment about spanking not being abuse. *hugs*

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 08/27/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter Ten - ... Sixteen

Wow. That was a really awesome chapter! It's a really good story so far. I particularly liked that he gave her the cat.... I liked the fight too, but I think they should have been yelling at each other too.... Anyway can't wait for the next chapter! Good Job!

-Beaternumber1

Author's Response: Thanks for *fighting* yourself through the story. lol And more thanks for reviewing and the kind words.

 

The Butterfly Factor by Tim the Enchanter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary:
Skill.
Practise.
Training.
Coordination.
Determination.


Quidditch games are won and lost by combinations of the aforementioned factors.

But what about butterflies?


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2107 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/24/08 Updated: 05/24/08


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 12/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Lepidoptera

Some people are just to cool for words.

Author's Response:

Thanks! But remember, I just pall in comparison to that vicious butterfly!

Tim the Enchanter

 

Surviving by beaternumber1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: A young Remus Lupin is remembering every thing that had to do with his becoming a werewolf. He is trying to show that he is just as human as everyone else.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 306 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/06/08 Updated: 06/19/08


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 09/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hi Bailey!
This is your little sis here. Yes i know i'm logged into your account, so this going to look odd to some people. I was the first person to hear this poem/ song! WOOOOT! I know i could have told you how annoying you are singing this, in person, but i thought it was more likly that you'de stop if i posted it on the internet. Just so you know i liked it THE FIRST time you sang it to me. Not the 100th.
Love your darling little sister.
Bye

Author's Response: Well THANKS darling little sister. Now you've embaressed me in front of my MANY fans. Hey wait a minute. The only place I stay logged in is on my computer in MY room!? What were you doing in my room little Missy? By the way you so did like it when i sang it the 100th time! You even held the little 100th anniversary flag! Love YOUR darling big sister. So there!

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 09/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yes Bailey,
Of course i loved holding that flag. I'm not being sarcastic at ALL.
Love little Missy

Author's Response: Ya well.... *sticks tounge out at computer very childishly* Walking around the house singing about werewolf attacks is FUN! So there once again little sis!

 

The Mirror by Midnight_Unicorn
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Remus Lupin is reading in Hogwarts: A History one day when he learns about a magical mirror that shows the soul's deepest desire. He persuades his friends to help him find it and the four boys each look. A story about what the Marauders really wanted and if they got it or not.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1421 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
06/23/08 Updated: 07/02/08


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 07/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Discovery

This is really an awesome begining to a story. : D I was just wondering, about how many chapters are you expecting to make? Cause this one seems to cover alot. Anyway can't wait for the update!

-Beaternumber1

Author's Response: Right now it\'s looking to be about seven chapters, but I don\'t think that the others will have to cover as much.

 

Summary: It is a blustery day in Hogsmeade, and Arthur and Bill Weasley are minding their own business. That is, until they each receive letters instructing them to mind each other's business in a most intrusive and rather final sort of way.

But this is not just about Arthur and Bill. They happen to be a small part of a much bigger, much more ambitious scheme that they know nothing about, run by a frighteningly powerful organization. What exactly is going on, and what exactly will Arthur and Bill do?

Written as an entry for the Gauntlet, by Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff house (most of the Bill bits) and Neville's Girl of Slytherin house (most of the Arthur bits). Probably the strangest thing either of us has ever written.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 8496 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/08 Updated: 07/02/08


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 09/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

lol that was a really cool idea. Honestly i sat here thinking about a review that would do this justice and i couldn't think of anything, but i'm writing this anyway because I like getting review even if they are written very badly.... lol I've read almost all of Schmergo's stories and this is as great and awesome as all of her others and i think i'm going to go fins Nevilles girls stories..... Once again this is a...admirable, egregious, eminent, estimable, excellent, exorbitant, fabulous, famed, famous, flagrant, gigantic, grand, illustrious, immoderate, incalculable, incomputable, magnanimous, monumental, predominant, preeminent, prodigious, prominent, renowned, supereminent story. (Yes i just looked of synonyms of extravagent.....)
-Beaternumber1

Author's Response: Oh, wow.... thank you so much! Seeing as we didn't place in this challenge, I was worrying that my part of this story verged on the sucky. I'm glad to see that someone thinks otherwise!

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 09/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

Hi it's beaternumber1 again. Yippee and no i didn't think of more adjectives that come even remotly close to describing this story. I was just reading all the previous reveiws and wanted to say. I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH EDWARD CULLEN! Though i did enjoy the books Seth the werewolf and Emmet the vampire are cooler because they are actually FUNNY and not all scary/creepy..... anyway sorry about the random outburst but i do that often...... Oh I just thought of a good adjective: Mind-Blowing!

Tehe....
-Beaternumber1

Author's Response: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! I like Emmett, too. ^_^

 

Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!

WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.

It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?

New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.

Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 183223 Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/09/08 Updated: 03/15/10


Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 12/19/08 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: In Which Giorgi Smells A Rat, And Ophidias Isn't One

Oh poor you! I hate when my computer switches to frencch and i can't make question marks anymore. Well this was a great chapter, despite the evil "r" key.
Great job! I can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: Why, thank you! I hate, hate, hate my computer's r key. Hopefully, it'll get fixed soon.

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: In Which Tyrone Is Unpleasantly Surprised

Awesome Chapter! Ivy's Birthday is a day after mine! Yay! Oh and Happy early Birthday! :P

Author's Response: Aw, well happy belated birthday to you!

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 07/07/09 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18: In Which Jordan Sits and Sulks... So What Else Is New?

Awesome! I love Merlin and Arthur. I could hear a entire book about them and still not me bored! Please hurry with the next chapter!

~Beaternumber1



Author's Response: Thanks! I love Merlin and Arthur, too. In fact, I wrote a big fat story about them the summer I began this one-- and it inspired me to put them in this book, because I'd had such a fun time writing the story. It was a zany slapstick comedy, though, my own version of the Arthurian legend where everyone is a goofy teenager and Morgan Le Fay hires three blind mice to capture Arthur before he can pull the sword out of the stone. I'm a weeeird kid.

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 09/27/09 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23: In Which All's Fair In Love And War

uugggggggggg noooooooooooo! Next chapter!

Author's Response: Sooooon!

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 11/03/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: In Which Emma Has A Birthday Adventure

Yay!!!! This chapter is finally up! And it's awesome..... Hurry with the next one please! :)

Author's Response: Thank you, thank you! I will submit the next chapter tomorrow.

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 12/04/09 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24: Is This A Kissing Book?

woot update! Awesome chapter!

Author's Response: Thank yoooou! ^_^

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 09/06/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: In Which Anatoly Matches Giorgi In Sheer Eccentricity

Oh my gosh awesome story so far. :) You know what's awful? I read your other two books in this trilogy and a couple of other stories that you wrote like Voldemorts blog, and i really liked them so i favorited you as an author. So i'd know when you started this story. But it didn't send me an e-mail so here i am reading it now rather than weeks ago... Anyway great job! Can't wait to find out what's wrong with Ted.

-Beaternumber1

P.S I absolutly adore Tabitha!

Author's Response: Awwww, thank you! I know a lot of people are having a lot of trouble with the update thing... I wonder what it is. I'm glad you like it so far, though!

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 03/07/09 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: In Which Ted and Merlin Chat With Some Professors

AHH! I ahve beeen waiting for this chapter for ever! I

'm so glad it's finally up! You are such and amazing writer!

~Beaternumber1



Author's Response: Ohhh, thank you so much! I'll try not to keep you waiting much longer. (I'm submitting a new chapter next week!)

 
Reviewer: beaternumber1 Signed
Date: 12/01/08 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: In Which Jordan Loses His Marbles

I'm pestering you... even though it's only been a day. Hurry with the next chapter! Please!!

Author's Response: I will, I will!

 
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