I never know what to say in these.
Well... I'm 16, 5"6 and in the midst of my GCSEs. I'm from Essex in England (20 miles from London).
I think people on here would be surprised at the contradictory of my accent and the way in which I write. If I was to write like I spoke, it would sound like this:
So then Harry was like, "What the hell? No way, that's just stupid." Hermione looked at him all funny and was like, "No, seriously mate. I'm not joking. Isn't it well strange?" Ron looked at them both weirdly, and was like, "I think you're both proper mental."
I have a pile of Vogues that are as tall as me, and I love Jarvis Cocker and Stephen Fry.
Oh, and Harry Potter, obviously.
Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....
I love you Scheherazade xx
Author's Response: Awww... Thank You! :-D *blush*
Summary: A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny's second pregnancy and Hermione's first. The Potters and Weasleys take on “The Next Great Adventure” as they anticipate the births of Albus Potter and Rose Weasley.
Brilliant! But poor Hermione :(
Author's Response: Poor Hermione indeed. Her problem is not uncommon, unfortunately. I\'ve known so many people who have gone through this. Every infertile woman I\'ve ever known has told me she felt \"less than a woman\" which is ridiculous because, as Ginny points out, we are much more than baby machines. But it\'s hard for someone who is going thorugh this to see the situation rationally. Thanks for your review.
Hahaha! I'm really enjoying this story... keep going, I want to know what happens!
Author's Response: I have kept going. Hopefully the site admins will post new chapters before much longer.
Summary: She wanted her ‘I love you’ to have its own significant moment away from the danger and urgency of war. She wanted her love to be said at a moment of tranquil pleasure, just the two of them, those three words simply said away from the chaos of outside forces.
Takes place about a month after the final battle in chpt 36.
Oh... this is so lovely :)
Author's Response: Thank you very much for the review, I\'m glad you liked it.
Summary: “But I don’t understand. Ginny told me that you and Hermione broke up by mutual agreement,” Luna said, confused.
“We did. And it’s not that I want to be with her again - it’s just...hard to explain.”
“Unless you’re with someone who is actually listening.”
When one love is lost, another is found.
I really loved this. Brilliant work :)
Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?
This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.
Aha, Zucchini :) that's asparagus, right?
Anyway, that was funny. I would both love and hate to work at Hogwarts as a muggle...
I can imagine the kids being just like that (I'm thinking Fred and George)
Author's Response: Zucchini is something like a cucumber, actually. I think. I dunno, but I don\'t think I like it very much. Well, I dunno if Fred and George would be like that (or if they would take Muggle Studies, what with their dad), but I can see book-Slyths acting like that. Not MNFF Slyths, or anything. I\'m one of them. *smirks Malfoy-style*
Summary: “Lord Voldemort has never had a friend, nor do I believe that he has ever wanted one.”
-Dumbledore, HBP, ch. 13
Dumbledore was rarely wrong, only once did Lord Voldemort desire a friend. It started out as only a game…
First place winner in the Color of Love Challenge.
Nominated for Best Romance Between Other Characters in the 2008 QSQs!
Oh, Voldy :(
This was great. An interesting take on Voldemort's unspoken teenage years.