Hi! I'm a 14-year-old girl who never stops reading or listening to music. Caledonia is just a name that I really like (it means "from Scotland" in Latin) while my real name is just Katharine. Contrary to my penname, I'm from the US (California to be more specific) and have never been to Scotland but hopefully I will sometime soon.
Favorite HP book: PoA but I love all of them
Favorite Non-HP books: The Circle of Magic quartet and its sequel quartet The Circle Opens, Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie, Ender's Shadow, For Freedom and basically any fantasy, speculative fiction (sci-fi/futuristic), humor or WW II fiction.
Favorite Movies/TV Shows: HP movies are great as long as I don't compare them to the books (which I think are better), the first Pirates of the Carribean, the Adventures of Robin Hood with Errol Flynn, House and any Monty Python-related media (Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Flying Circus...)
Favorite Music: ELTON JOHN!!!, Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Beatles and various songs from newer artists
Some random stuff I got from other bio pages:
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Caledonia
This story is so awesome!! It's been FOREVER since you updated so pretty please update! This is my all-time favorite fanfic (other than Harry's Our What???) and I can't wait to read more!
This is SO funny!! Even my sister liked it and she doesn't like Harry Potter very much!
Author's Response: Awww, thank you! If you liked this, I have a couple more funny stories, mostly featuring Voldemort. *Gestures grandly to my profile*
This story is really good so if you could please update soon. I'd love to read more.
Hi, it's me again. I still love your story and I still want to read more. So... PLEASE UPDATE!!!!
PLEASE UPDATE!!! The story is so good so far so please update! It's been at least a month since you said chapter 3 was supposed to be up. What happened? :( I love your story!
Author's Response: It is with my Beta! I promise! As soon as she sends it back to me, corrected and ready, I will submit it!
Great chapter! I wonder if she'll ever get along with Osgood and if she will decide to help fight against Flint and the others who want to cause trouble for Muggleborns. I can't wait until you update!
This story is GREAT! I love her argument with Flint. Please update soon!
Great start! It will be interesting to learn more about the new DADA teacher.
Author's Response: Thank you! I hope you enjoy Brethany as much as I do.
Lily Luna Potter is given History of Magic homework to write about the life and achievements of one Harry Potter, and (being the abnormal weirdo that she is) she decides to write it in verse. Sadly, Lily is labouring under the delusion that she is a talented poet, even though her rhyming is almost as good as her mother’s (as exhibited in CoS)…
Well this is what she wrote! Professor Binns won’t know what’s hit him...
A millon billion trillion Thank Yous to lunirina, who saved this from the horrific state it was in!
I couldn't stop laughing the entire time! Very creativ rhymes!
Author's Response: You can't go wrong with a bit of rhyming for the sake of it ;)