Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R!
*Laughing histaricly but almost silently* (how i dunno..) That was BRILLIANT! I loved the whole underwear dreams...poor tommy boy lol
oh and the deleted scene is what made me laugh so oddly! It was GREAT....round two...*dissovles into giggles*
Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.
This was hilarious!! Loved it! It was great! Especially Ron-bird! lol made me laugh so hard =D
Summary: A new student arrives at Hogwarts...
Note: This is just a short story. There will be no updates.
Ah! Lol that was so funny! I honestly didn't expect that! That was great!
Summary: Harry has just witnessed the death of Professor Dumbledore, and chases after the murderous Snape before he can escape the grounds. But the former potions master easily captures Harry, and takes him back to Spinner’s End along with Draco Malfoy. What happens to Harry at Spinner’s End? Will Snape cement his allegiance to the Dark Lord and turn Harry over to Voldemort? What happens to Draco Malfoy? Will Voldemort punish him for his failure on the Tower? And what about Severus Snape - will Harry learn the truth about the former Death Eater at last?
This story is now complete, and presents an alternate ending to Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince, in which Harry learns more than he could have ever imagined about Professor Snape and Professor Dumbledore. He must abandon many of his old convictions and come to an understanding of a new and different reality before setting out on his final journey to vanquish Lord Voldemort in Book Seven.
Heh, I've just realized that "Ortusio" sounds sort of like "Or two shall go" if you say it really fast, which is neat, because two characters are always exiting the Pensive when thats used in your story! Just had to put that. I'll review your whole story when I finish the last two chapters, so...onward!!
Omigosh this is an amazing story!! I love this! Its so good! I was absolutly mezmorized lol. But really, you did an amazing job on this!
And when Harry was looking at the book with the tiara on top of the wig and all, I was like TIARA! TIARA!! OMIGOSH ITS THE TIARA lol. I am in total awe of your writing skills =D
Summary: In Harry’s sixth year a fifth house is added at Hogwarts. During re-sorting, recent events cause Harry to reconsider – and he unintentionally ends up in Slytherin, where he meets Simon, a former Ravenclaw.
When a new prophecy surfaces, old bonds of friendship will be challenged. Harry has to deal with the question of friend or foe, faith or fool, while living in times of mistrust, betrayal, and death. (No Slash)
I REALLY love this story. Can't wait for an update!!
One thing though: there are a few spelling mistakes sprinkled here and there, nothing bad tho ~_^
Summary: Ten years have elapsed since Dumbledore's death and McGonagall has Hogwarts back on its feet again. Hermione and Malfoy both teach at the school. But when a new teacher is hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, everyone seems to feel that they've met him before. A story of mystery, passion, friendship, and jealousy… not to mention that Harry Potter has been missing for ten years and Voldemort is dead. (All violence is mild).
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Thank you to all my reviewers!!!
Disclaimer: I own my imagination, JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.
This is quite a good story! I can't wait untill you update and will check every day for an update. I hope you get thousands of reviews, and God bless you :)
Author's Response: Haha, every day? I feel so loved! Thank you for the reviews comment, I hope so too. And God bless you as well! =)
Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."
Ridiculously short one-shot.
AW!! I was all content and reading your lovely story then BAM Draco goes all MudB on us!! lol, i really didn't see it coming!! Hee! Love your story.
Author's Response: Ha! Thanks so much. MudB... I\'ll have to remember that expression.
Summary: Ron has always liked Hermione, but never her cat, Crookshanks. So what happens when Ron and Crookshanks accidentally switch bodies? How will Ron react when he finds out he's a cat? What mayhem will Crookshanks cause in Ron's body?
SORRY, BUT DUE TO A REALLY BAD CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK, THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.
heehee this sounds funny, can't wait to read more =D
Summary: Lucius Malfoy is most infamous for being excessively proud of his ancestry and for his disdain for Muggle-borns. But what if he received a letter that changed everything? Takes place during OotP, and it's AU.
Contains snippets of humour.
For the "Dreams" challenge in the fanfiction beta boards... I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Oh that was funny that was! I love how old Lucious's first thought was HAIR
and also, the Peverall crest flatwear made me laugh...though i'm not sure why.
Love your story!
Author's Response: Thank you! Yeah, I\'m a bit cruel to ol\' Luci sometimes, but not, I think, unjustified. Have I mentioned I like your username?
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Oh! This was hilarious! Couldn't breathe for a sec after i read "Vermonty Python" hee hee, great work!
Author's Response: Thanks so much! I almost forgot about this story. Vermonty Python is a reeeeal ice cream, believe it or not.
Summary: Was it possible to save two lives in the past without altering history? Was it possible to give his parents a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
hee hee simply wonderful chapter! This is one of my favorite HP FanFics I've ever read...ever!! Great work! =D
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Aha! That was GREAT!! ...oh i've been reading your stories for an HOUR crap...i need to go to bed now (2:07am) lols your addicting. Best lines "Eat my shorts," and "In your underwear drawer," lol especially when Mrs. Weasley said it! That was priceless! I love your story! And Son-Of-A-Bludger...great! Love your story!..wait I already said that.
Author's Response: Thank you! Oh wow, you really HAVE been reading my stories for a long time. Well, I do love getting reviews from you! This is probably my favourite story I\'ve written for fanfic... I wrote the whole thing when I was intensely bored on a car trip to a family reunion.