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I like Harry Potter. Yeah, I know, pretty obvious. But, yeah. I like other things, too, though, like Disney movies, Hagrid, good music, and mashed potatoes. I really only read humor fics, and I hope to get more of my own up here soon. :) (And I'm pretty big on the little smilies, too. ;) ) Oh, and in case you were wondering, I'm a teenage girl, if that makes any difference to you whatsoever.

Some more about me: I'm a Ravenclaw (and proud of it!) and HP personality quizzes tell me I'm either Hermione or Ginny. So, yeah. =)

My favorite characters are as follows: Sirius, Ginny, Harry, Hagrid (though of course I love them all).

Thanks to Schmerg_The_Impaler (see my favorites), whose profile I got these cute things from:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, HagridsTheMan
"Love is like oxygen.... All you need is love." --Moulin Rouge

"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway." --Mary Kay Ash

"An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent." --Dr. Seuss

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In A Nutshell by hearyoume

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 51 Reviews
Summary: Dumbledore is going senile, Ron's eating is out of control, and poor Hagrid... will he ever realize his true strength before he kills someone?? This starts off at the beginning of the school year and ends with a detailed account of how Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort. I poke fun at stereotypes and clichés in fan fiction, and even joke about some things in the actual books. It’s pretty much everything – in a nutshell (or is it nuthouse?).
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: In A Nutshell

Very, very rude sometimes--but isn't that exactly what makes most humor fics so enjoyable in the first place? Couldn't stop laughing at the Hagrid and Trevor the Toad jokes. Keep going with the clever one-liners and exaggerated flaws in characters!

Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: A Harry Potter Parody by Valerie Frankel

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 6 Reviews
Summary: Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There’s only one way to know…

Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Pile of Letters

Haha that was pretty funny. I liked the marching band part (though I already knew about the slides) and the "Blenders are our friends." Great job. :)

Easier Said Than Done by SpikyBlackQuill

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 62 Reviews
It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?

Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.


Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 01/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Easier Said Than Done

Haha this is genius. Very nice. :)

A Quest For Ice Cream by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 122 Reviews
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

Haha...not the funniest I've read, but quite enjoyable. Very nice. :)

Author's Response: Why, thanks! It\'s definitely not super-funny, but it was fun to write. If you want to see some really funny stories, check out my favourites section... most of the stories I\'ve favourited are humour fics, and some of the best are those by Hermiones_Revenge, Mind_Over_Matter, Kelsid, and company.

Hogwarts Musical: Chamber of Secrets by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 150 Reviews
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?

It better be just like this.

No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)

You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.

P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

Haha that was funny. I don't particularly like High School Musical, but as I've heard the songs WAY too many times (thanks to annoying people) I decided to check this one out. It's hilarious. It must've taken you awhile to do this--but it was worth it! Nice job! :)

Oh, and by the way, I hope you don't mind that I put those profile things in my own profile (like the Trix thing and the ones about popularity and stuff). They are really cute!

Author's Response: Mwahahaha, thank you! I\'m glad to have made you find SOME enjoyment in High School Musical... just like how I hate \"Lord of the Rings\" but love LOTR spoofs! I definitely don\'t mind that you copied those things from my profile... I just stole \'em from someone else, really.

Luna's Truth or Dare by Hutchinson

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 523 Reviews
Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 05/16/08 Title: Chapter 5: Passing Notes

Haha nice. Can't wait to see what the mirror's about. =)

Author's Response: I love your penname! :)

Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/31/08 Title: Chapter 3: Dares Fulfilled

Haha nice...keep it up!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/08/08 Title: Chapter 2: Boxers and Beans

Haha that was cute. I loved Luna's "sun-block" reply and Harry's snitch-clad boxers. Lol. Very funny. I wish there were more truths, though. You should write more. :)

Author's Response: I\'ve only recently heard the suggestion for more Truths, and I think that\'s a great idea! Thanks for leaving me a note, the feedback is always appreciated!

Treat or Trick? by Roommate of the Quillster

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 17 Reviews
Summary: It began as an innocent activity, and ended alone on a dark and stormy Halloween night.

At least, it was Halloween.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Treat or Trick?

That was good--very well written. But I didn't get the broom shed thing at the end, though.... But nice job!

The Dark Lord's Letter by Scheherazade

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 41 Reviews
Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Dark Lord's Letter

This was really good! Very funny... and very original, too! Nice job! Now I'm gonna go and read the one about Nagini's diary... haha. :)

Author's Response: Glad you liked this one! And I hope you enjoy reading Nagini\'s Diary. :-)

The Other Weasley by annie

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 44 Reviews
Summary: Draco hadn't counted on the other Weasley. Rated for one expletive. Warning: This probably doesn't feature the pairing you're expecting :P
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 04/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Other Weasley

Well, I'm not fond of slash, but as it's a humor fic I read it. It was ok, I suppose. I think Draco was a little too accepting of Harry, and again, I don't really like slash. It was very well-written, though.

The Bachelorette: Hogwarts Edition by The REAL Weasley Twins

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 11 Reviews
Summary: The Bachelorette, the reality show that has swept the universe, has finally arrived at Hogwarts! Hermione Granger has been chosen as the contestent who will search through a herd of male contenders to find her one true love. But what will ensue on her extremely dangerous journey where Hogwarts seems to have been flipped upside down?

Our lovely commentaters, Granny and her whiney granddaughter, Darla, will critique their way through this highly anticipated reality television series and pick their favorites out of the charming, scary, simple, complex, and hilarious men who are vying to win Hermione's heart

Stay tuned...
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 07/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Haha. Pretty good so far. Can't wait to see how this turns out!