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I like Harry Potter. Yeah, I know, pretty obvious. But, yeah. I like other things, too, though, like Disney movies, Hagrid, good music, and mashed potatoes. I really only read humor fics, and I hope to get more of my own up here soon. :) (And I'm pretty big on the little smilies, too. ;) ) Oh, and in case you were wondering, I'm a teenage girl, if that makes any difference to you whatsoever.

Some more about me: I'm a Ravenclaw (and proud of it!) and HP personality quizzes tell me I'm either Hermione or Ginny. So, yeah. =)

My favorite characters are as follows: Sirius, Ginny, Harry, Hagrid (though of course I love them all).

Thanks to Schmerg_The_Impaler (see my favorites), whose profile I got these cute things from:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, HagridsTheMan
"Love is like oxygen.... All you need is love." --Moulin Rouge

"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway." --Mary Kay Ash

"An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent." --Dr. Seuss

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What Would The Marauder's Map Say..? by Chimera

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It has brutalized the brutalizers. It had showed us the ways around passageways. It had brought smiles and has abashed many. The essence of Moony,Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs still resides within the tattered folds. Who shall they meet next? How shall the Marauder's Map insult all?
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Dudley's Deranged Encounter

Haha that was funny.... Odd, but funny. :)

Severus Snape and the Morning Routine by Loz

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Everyone does something when they start the day. So what does Snape do? The first appearance of Severus Snape's "Fuzzy Bat Slippers" occurs in this story - so if you've heard about them, blame me. Originally posted in the "Snape's PoV" thread on Mugglenet's Official forums - CoSForums.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: Severus Snape and the Morning Routine

Haha I love Snape's fuzzy bat slippers. Funny. :)


Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 01/06/08 Title: None

Haha your story is great.... Chapter one and the Lupin part were especially hilarious. Hope you continue this.

A Very Harry Christmas by Jase

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)
The first story: "The Flightmare Before Christmas". Ron gets the bright idea to try Christmas this year, and does this with the help of a magical horse that can fly.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Flightmare Before Christmas

I read this story awhile ago before I become a member...I think it was one of the first I read and I still love it. Soooo cute. Especially the one about Malfoy (the Scooge one). Very nice. :)

Fred and George announce a seriously evil wizard. by lillianporter

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This just occured to me. Its basically a more detailed telling of Fred and George's parade in front of Harry in COS. I don't know how to describe it. Its good, though, I think.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: one shot n/a

That was pretty funny. Really short, though. I think you could've done more with them announcing Harry as the heir. But it was cute. :)

The Secret Room of Salazar Slytherin by MoonyPadfootProngs

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione has somehow found a secret room inside the Slytherin common room. A place where the Slytherins can, shall I say, let loose and get a little crazy...and get crazy it shall. (A/N: All characters and settings in my story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended)
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Quest and The Amazing Narcoleptic Hermione

Ok that first chapter was hilarious! I can only hope that the next ones are as good.... Can't wait to read some more now! :)

Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/05/08 Title: Chapter 7: Is that Lavender I Smell?

Oh my goodness this is sooo funny! I REALLY hope you continue it...I wanna find out what happens! I was a little disappointed that this chapter wasn't about Lavender Brown, though. Lol. Well, great job! I love the shoe thing! ;)

Inside Their Heads by theHalfBloodPrinces

Summary: Get inside the heads of Ron and Hermione. Find out their true thoughts... Please R and R, this is our first story.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: O.W.L.s - Thoughts Uncovered

Unique...moderately humorus...nice use of dialogue. Not a bad story overall--funny idea and really just plain entertaining to read!

Twisted by insane_duckie_spork

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Just a fun filled story and well yeah
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Dream

Uhhh...that was a bit odd. Funny, but really short.... Good job, though.

Interviews with Rita Skeeter by LO1

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Quibbler Exclusive!!!!

Creative idea, and humorous for the most part. Gotta good kick out of Moody's comment especially, and Draco and Snape were funny also. Nice job using dialogue and one-liners--those things in my opinion are often what makes some of the most enjoyable humor fics.

The Secret Files of Ronald Weasley by Ronsbiggestfan09

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This is basically Ron's diary. It doesn't really get funny until part two. This takes place sometime after fourth year. This is just Ron writing down...well whatever you write in a diary! Oh there is a little bit of language and a little bit of crude humor. I hope you like it!
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/08/08 Title: Chapter 2: PART TWO

Well, this is very odd. Is there really something wrong with Ron that we're going to find out about? I guess I'll have to keep reading.... I do love Ron's Wednesday shirt. And he should grow a beard like Dumbledore's--though that might not be the best way to get girls...lol.

Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/08/08 Title: Chapter 3: PART THREE

My only comment for this chapter is that Ron should NOT write poetry. Haha. ;)

Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/08/08 Title: Chapter 4: PART FOUR

Well, that was a funny story, but I was a little disappointed that we didn't find out that Ron was under some kind of spell or something that was making him act so odd. But it was funny. And let's just hope for everybody's sake that Ron and Malfoy don't go through with this marriage....

Evil Claw Machines by aquariusbaby205

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ever wonder why Tom Riddle turned evil? Well, here's the answer. Written by my friend Jenna and I
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Evil Claw Machines

Ok, I'm reviewing. That was an interesting take on why Voldy became evil, though I think that he was already a little, shall we say, insane and angry before his 5th year. It's hard to imagine him skipping "merrily"--but that just adds to the humor.

All-in-all, it wasn't the funniest story, but I thought it was nice. Great job. ;)

Excerpts from Nagini's Diary by Scheherazade

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Memiors of a snake...

Haha...very nice. It was really long too--I just read all of it in one shot--*phew!* It was good, though. Are Harry and Nagini supposed to be a couple or something? Hmmm.... very odd match, don't you think? Lol. Well, great story!

Author's Response: No, Harry and Nagini aren\'t a couple, they\'re just friends. Though, Nagini does feel some gratitude to Harry for freeing her from Voldy. :-) Thanks for reading!

Ginny Weasley's Diary by Scheherazade

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What has a day in Ginny's life been like since her Fifth year? She sits down one stormy night to reflect on the trying emotions of the past year: from Dumbledore, to Bill's upcoming wedding... and of course, to Harry and the second war with Voldemort.

For MNFF's monthly challenge [challenge Number Four ~ A one-shot using one of the following sentences: "...And the rain fell ceaslessly on."] from Scheherazade of Hufflepuff

Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Day in the Life....

Whoa...Ginny's thoughts are pretty insightful. I'm not really sure what the hair thing was, though... She just tied it around her diary? Well, anyways, it was a great read. You've written some very nice stuff! Keep it up! :)

Author's Response: She did tie it around her diary, as it would most likey fall if anyone tried to open the diary. :-) I\'m glad you liked the stuff I\'ve written. :-D

Ginny's Midnight Drama by Mind_Over_Matter

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •

Oh no! Ginny has found her in an emergency situation of dire need. Harry lies before her and Ron and Hermione are long gone. Whatever shall she do? Well, it looks like Ginny is feeling a bit Dramatic.

Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 04/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: Wake Up, Harry!

Haha that was pretty funny! Nice job.

Train Ride Home by Bubbles_456

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Crabbe and Goyle are going home from their sixth year at Hogwarts. Crabbe thinks about what happened that year.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 05/25/08 Title: Chapter 1: Crabbe's Opinion of his Sixth Year

Clever! And entirely entertaining too. Not overextensive, very funny, and not at all a bad read. Repetition made the story--very impressed.

Cliché Nation by just_the_contrary

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/09/08 Title: Chapter 5: Bring Me to Life

Haha that was funny. Really nice. I especially loved angsty Harry. Really, really great job! :)

A Duel with the Mind by FuzzyMuffins

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ron attempts to complete an essay for Snape on the Physchology of Dueling.
Reviewer: HagridsTheMan Signed
Date: 03/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ron's always a popular character to write a humor fic about, and the story was unique, the situation he found himself in familiar to most. I found most humor in the different essays that Ron wrote--very funny when he attempted the "creative approach." Very entertaining, surprisingly believable subject matter for the students to write an essay on.