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Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 79]
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!
This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!
I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.
I shall leave a real revie later, I'm going to miss my bus, but it was awesome. Also not to be a stalker (it's on the forum) or anything, but happy bday.
Author's Response: Bahahaha, thanks very much for the birthday wish! And I\'m glad you liked the spoof--- hope you caught your bus!
Oh god, Schmergo, you’ve done it again. Wicked is my favorite musical besides Spamalot and Legally Blonde(<you should spoof that) and now I will never be able to look at it the same way again. Here are some highlights that made me laugh the hardest:
1. Tom Sr: Suddenly you look a whole lot hotter…
Merope: Have another little swallow, Tommy dearest
2.And true, the vision’s hazy
But I swear, someday there’ll be
A musical on MuggleNet that’s all to do with me!
4. (Tom is jauntily walking back from the Riddles’ and comes across a huge snake)
Tom: So, you want a job as an evil familiar and possible Horcrux?
5. (Tom edges slowly away from the creepy old lady and possible pedophile.)
6. I’m not afraid to look like Michael Jackson
With slits for nostrils, skull face, high voice, and taught white wax skin
7. (Tom, now fully Voldemort, watches Lucius and Narcissa snogging with evident disgust.)
8. Fake blonde hair, fake white teeth, fake tan
Plus, he’s got a nose
9. The Wizard-mania montage part
10. The wizard will kill you now!
11. (He tries to kill Harry and, ironically, asplodes.)
One Short Day was my favorite! The others were good too, and it was overall amazing!! I always sing your spoofs with the music playing in the background, but I highly doubt your ears could tolerate my dreadful singing voice if I ever recorded it :].
Looking forward to Act II
Summary: Draco hadn't counted on the other Weasley. Rated for one expletive. Warning: This probably doesn't feature the pairing you're expecting :P
Bwahaha. That was very funny. Not expecting that at all! I liked how Draco wanted too 'reminise'. lol. Looking forward more things by you!!
Summary: A memorial for my all time favourite Harry Potter character.
R.I.P. Fred Weasley
*Almost Cries* This was so good! I was so heartbroken that after I read that part in DH, I threw the book at the wall and had a good cry. It took me three days to finish the last couple chapters because I was so mad at Jo that I refused to pick my book up from where it landed for two days. Anyways enough about me, let's talk about your poem ;].
Your style of writing and ryming is really cool. Like the way you ryme 'joy' and 'destroyed' it gives the poem a free verse type of feel. It's like they ryme but they don't. My favorite part is the last fvie lines. It ended the poem perfectly. This is definitely favorite material. Keep writing, you are wonderful!
What is a story without a scandal?
Underneath every burn hole on the tapestry of the Black family tree, there is a story, and underneath every story, there is a scandal.
In 1924, the Blacks were the most powerful family of the Wizarding World. They were greedy, back-stabbing, malicious, and power-hungry. And Cedrella was no exception. She was her father's favourite daughter; the pride of the Blacks, and it has earned her a conceited nature like no other.
But during her seventh year at Hogwarts, her life begins to become a little more clear, her family a little more conniving. She is arranged to wed the infamous Abraxus Malfoy and has people watching her every move to make sure she follows through. It makes it even more difficult when Septimus Weasley, a blood traitor and fellow classmate, starts to convince her, that for once in her life, she could have what she wanted.
A scandal forms between the two; a forbidden love between Black and Weasley behind the walls of Hogwarts. If they are found out, their lives will be ruined. But even under the opposition, what a Black wants...
a Black gets.
I've been seeing the banner for this around the forums, so I had been dying to read it. And Oh. My. Godric. This was better then I could've ever imagine! I love Cedrella so far. This sounds like a star-crossed lovers type of fic so I cannot wait until chapter 2!
Summary: Julietta Greyback journeys to Hogwarts in the dead of the night; with the sole intention of confronting Bill Weasley and his brothers about Fenrir Greyback's attack. However, she finds herself a little... distracted by the youngest son. And so begins a tale of love and hatred, life and death, where friendships are cemented and hearts broken.
Rating applies to later chapters, as do most of the warnings.
I cannot wait until Chapter 1! You can do so many things with this story and I'm excited to see more of it!
Voldemort: The Psycho Dark Lord of Hogsmeade (Sweeney Todd Gone Potter) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]
Summary: The final installment of my set of Broadway musical spoofs about Voldemort's life!
This is Stephen Sondheim's brilliant musical, Sweeney Todd, but drastically warped and twisted by me. If you ever wanted to hear a song where Voldemort tries to encourage Fenrir to eat various Potterverse characters, this is the fic for you.
My other two spoofs about Voldemort, those of Les Miserables and Wicked, can be found on my profile. I've also got spoofs of Phantom of the Opera, High School Musical, and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Enjoy!
Oh thanks your name is really cool too. Where did you get Schmergo, if you don't mind me asking? Sorry if it's actually the name your parents gave you and I just totally insulted you, I don't mean to be rude I swear! =]
Wonderous! I liked the barber and his wife and worst pies in london spoofs the best. This was very nicely done! Definitely do Lion King next, only bc its my favorite=].
PS I would record me singing this if my voice didn't people bleed from the ears :P
The War is over, but the Weasley family find that victory comes at a bitter price. Bill, Fred, George, and Ron lie among the fallen.
Hermione’s world is a shattered wreck. Her hopes and dreams are buried in a lonely cemetery. The future stretches before her, bitter and empty. She has drowned herself in work to escape reality.
But outside the world is changing. Charlie Weasley returns from Romania to seek the Ministry of Magic’s assistance. When they find their paths inextricably crossed Hermione comes to realize something she had never dreamed: it is possible to soar on broken wings.
Oh this looks like it's going to be really good! I'll be adding it to favorites so that I can keep an eye on it ;]. Good luck!
Author's Response: Thank you. I\'m working on chapter one right now. :-) ~Fauna
Summary: Stella Prewett has been waiting to attend Hogwarts for as long as she can remember. Her first year surpasses her expectations by far; in addition to dull lessons and tangled castle corridors, there are ill-behaved cousins, Qudditch tryouts, and, of course, the lovable James Potter and his mischievous friends.
Meanwhile, Lord Voldemort's threat to the peaceful Wizarding world has increased. Stella, as a member of a prominent pureblood family, must choose her loyalties with care.
Oh wow I love this! Your imagery is very nicely done! I can;t wait to see what Stella has to say! I really like how you fit her into the story, it is quite genuis! I will give you more reviews when the next chapters arrive! I am very excited fo rthem!
Summary: Hermione Granger is looking for a part time job and she finds one at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes working alongside George Weasley. As times grow tougher George and Hermione find themselves drawing together, but it's almost against their own wills. Would any relationship other than employer/employee ever work out?
Oh I loee HermionexGeorge/Fred!! It's one of my favorite non-canon pairs! I can't wait to see where you take this story with both of them liking other people at the moment. Good luck and I cannot wait for chapter two!
Author's Response: As you can tell I also like Hermione/George! It\'s nice to hear from someone who feels the same way. Thanks for reviewing!