Hey! Welcome to my profile. It's really empty, but I don't mind because I only use my account to read and review fanfic. I'm mainly ship James / Lily, but as long as it's well written and/or original I'll read it. I tried experimenting with a little poetry, but it doesn't really interest me.
If you want to know more about me, click on the link to my gaia profile.
Summary: The story of the wonderful life of Sirius Black told by the one and only, Sirius Black!
CHAPTER 5 SUBMITTED!
Dang, I missed the voting! I would have voted for Remus, myself.
Summary: Susan Whitmer is your average witch. She loves magic, loves school, and loves to learn. But, this year, she learns the meaning of love, learning it through experiences, and people, that she may never forget.
I am really enjoying this story. I think that the way you portrayed Rodger was great!
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'ll hopefully be writing Chapter Three sometimes this weekend. :D
Summary: Harry is forced to see Ginny for the first time since the breakup. His heart breaks more ever second he has to spend with her nearby. Based on the song "Hate me" by Blue October. The warnings are for the song lyrics, not the actual story.
I was thinking about using the chorus of this song in a one-shot about Lupin and Tonks, but this is really good, too!
Summary: 2009 QSQ Awards Winner for Best Chaptered Canon Romance
Before the chosen one was ever born, his parents had to meet, fall in love, and defy Voldemort three times. Easier said than done. Things were never easy for Harry Potter's parents, but it gets a whole lot harder when Death Eaters kidnap Lily. This is the story of Lily and James, the trials they face, and how James finally wins Lily's heart. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
“I’ll always protect you.”
I think my heart literally stopped when I read that last sentence. You have a brilliant writing ability, my friend.
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you think so! And hopefully your heart started again ;)
Arrrrg! Lose interest? What in the world are you talking about? These cliffhangers are driving me mad! Amazing chapter, as usual!
Author's Response: Good! I'm glad you're not losing interest! Although I'm sorry I'm driving you mad ;) Thanks very much for the review.
Author's Response: Hopefully you'll be alive again by the next chapter, eh?
Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."
Ridiculously short one-shot.
This story is so sad, but it is so true! Reading the last paragraph made me want to cry.
Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad that you saw it as sad... most people just think it\'s cute. But I feel so terrible about little Draco, because I think he had the potential to be a much better person than he ended up being.
The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 63]
Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.
Quite silly, really.
This was great!
Author's Response: Hey, thanks!
I loved this!! It's great how 'Padfoot' pointed out how Ron likes Hermione.
Author's Response: Thanks for reading and reviewing :) Glad you love it.
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!
Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.
Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!
The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
I would wager a guess that the point of this was, in fact, to be pointless. This was hilarious! *rolls around laughing*
Summary: One morning, Harry Potter wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive, and Neville now bears the scar. Things are different and Harry finds that he’s starting to like that the weight of the world is no longer on his shoulders. Unfortunately, Neville may not be able to bear that weight, and Harry has to make the decision about whether or not to allow an unprepared Neville to face the Dark Lord and complete the Prophecy, or if he should accept the responsibility again and finish what he set out to do.
This is a great story! I spent all day reading it over on fanfic.net. Very believable characters and whatnot!
I can't wait for you to update this!
Summary: A child muses on magic, Muggles, and everything in between.
This poem made me smile. I really liked it!
Summary: Hermione has an unpleasant surprise for the people attending her first official S.P.E.W. meeting.
I thought this was great! I can totally picture Hermione doing something like this.
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Wow!!!! It's just as good as the first, and would be better if that were possible.
Author's Response: Oh my gosh, thank you! I\'m glad, because I was worried it wasn\'t as good. Thanks ever so much!
Summary: Chapter Ninety Six is posted!
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of a boy from a family he wants to escape from. This is the story of a boy who is from a family he loves deeply, but lacks the gift of a best friend. This is the story of a boy who has been living with a curse his entire life, fighting to overcome it. This is the story of a boy who wishes to show people what he can do. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond, of a bond that could survive any test, any trial. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Nominated for a 2007 and 2009 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Marauder's Era Featured Mugglenet Fanfiction, October 2011
Just reviewing to remind you that this is my favorite story on here!!
Author's Response: Happy to hear that! The next chapter\'s in the queue, hopefully you\'ll get to read it soon.
I love this story- this is a great new chapter! Keep up the good work!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Old married couple!?!? *dies from laughing*
Author's Response: Yes they argue like an old married couple. Seriously, Remus and Sirius are always going at it, which makes them so much fun to write. Thanks for reading!
Summary: Our boy Theodore Nott thinks he’s signed up for a position in the Department of Mysteries. Little does he know that he’s been roped into something a bit more… deathly.
Rollicking fun, dry commentary, suspense, and heavy doses of surrealism with the Grim Reaper and company, including a surprise guest at the end. Written for the Gauntlet challenge by Schmerg_The_Impaler of the grand house of Hufflepuff.
Technically a companion piece to “To Be Or Nott To Be,” but who’s counting? It also stands on its own just as well.
Looks like the judges got drunk again, because they were insane enough to give this story Second Place in the gauntlet. Somewhere, all the famous dead writers are rolling over in their graves, but I, for one, am feeling very squeeful at this undeserved reward! Thanks, judges!
This is a wonderful piece, and very random, although I'm not surprised because all your other stories are, too. I just wonder how Harry's going to react to Sirius coming back to life... or Dumbledore, for that matter. Unless he was dead too... well, I'm just confusing myself. Which I do do often.
Anyway, great story! *claps*
Author's Response: Haha, thanks! Yeah, DUmbledore's actually dead in this story, sad to say, but Sirius does come back in this one. My imaginary plan was that Sirius would rush in and help Harry save the day during the Final Battle, giving him the last burst of strength he needs to defeat Voldemort!
Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.
Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!
Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.
DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.
Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!
Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...
This was a wonderful story (just like all your other ones ;) )!! I lovelovelove Ted Lupin, though he doesn't beat the others by much. Especially Tyrone, he's great. I like how you characterized Jordan as moody and withdrawn... the guitar was a nice touch. My least favorite character was Ophidias Malfoy.
Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I wrote this a very long time ago, so I\'m glad that people still like it. There\'s a lot more of Tyrone in the next two books, so I\'m glad you liked him, because he plays a pretty big part later on.