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First Name Basis by Vanityfair
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 109]

Summary: Past Featured StoryMiss Granger and Prof. Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3958 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
06/12/05 Updated: 08/15/05

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 02/13/08 Title: Chapter 3: Hermie

Can't write much, cause I'm slightly hysterical. This is going on my favorites.


Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 09/15/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

This is what I do when I'm uninspired and plagued by sisters (well, a sister) I read this. And then I feel all better again.

Yeah, apparently the tomato sauce thing only works if you use a glass bottle. And then it shoots 5 foot in the air when you open it...

About the singing: yeah, I know the feeling. I had just learnt to sing how much is that doggy in the window backwards line by line perfectly, and I was made to shut up.


Author's Response: Hahaha, thanks so much. I love to sing my ABCs backward, but it's not quite the same thing.

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 09/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

I'm reading this AGAIN. Mostly because I find it utterly hilarious, but also because I am trying to work out why you this Ralph Fiennes plays Voldy like he is in this. I'm starting to get what you meant. Also, my mum still won't let me try blowing up pop tarts. I was very considerate too. I mean, I never said I wouldn't clean up afterwards, I would pay for the pop tart and duct tape myself. However, she fails to understand that it would be a useful and scientific proceeding. She feels that is would be a waste of a toaster and highly dangerous. I shall have to educate her. She won't let me leave a tomato sauce bottle for 5 years and then open it to watch the ketchup explode everywhere either. It's really very depressing, the family I have to put up with.


Author's Response: Hahaha, thank you so much, Meda. I never know whether I can't take Ralph Fiennes seriously because of this or the other way around, but he just seems so goofy to me. As for the tomato sauce thing... that sounds HILARIOUS. I need to try that. You think your family's insufferable? My brother and sister and I were singing the Ballad of Sweeney Todd in the car in PERFECT three-part harmony, and my parents made us shut up so they could talk about what restaurant we wre going to eat at. Argh.


Can We Survive? by tonks_the_dreamer
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 46]

Summary: Tonks and Remus love each other, but Remus has been afraid of hurting Tonks, so for a long time he denied his feelings for her. Now that they've put their issues aside, they're married and happy, but for how long? Voldemort is rising in power by the day, threatening to destroy good magic. Will Tonks and Remus be able to survive the battle?

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 10723 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
11/10/06 Updated: 02/07/08

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 02/13/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7

Is that the end of the story? Please say no!


Xanthe by Foxy Wolf
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Ginny Weasley feels abandoned when her family dies. As she stands at their grave she promises to avenge their deaths. She leaves her former life as Ginny Weasley. She is now known as Xanthe Gwynne, a new prominent Death Eater.

Every tear has been shed. All that’s left is the bitter taste of vengeance.

Entry for the Gauntlet 3rd run.
Name: Foxy Wolf
House: Hufflepuff
Character: Ginny Weasley

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 2681 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
11/18/06 Updated: 11/18/06

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 08/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Amidst evil

This was a very interesting beginning. There is so much that I am curious to hear more about. Why is Ginny doing this is the first one that comes to mind. There is also the question of why, if she chose to be a Death Eater, "Despair rushed over her as she realised what she had done." This was a very promising start and I would love to hear some more of it. I was especially impressed by the way you kept the flow of the story going while moving from an interrogation to a casual conversation, to another deadly battle of wills. Excellent work.



Of Christmas Past by Chaser921
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 542]

Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find themselves in a Muggle hotel in Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice. During an enthusiastic snowball fight, Harry and Ginny step through a stone circle that transports them seventeen years into the past. This may be the only chance Harry has to spend with his parents, and it may also be what he needs to figure out his relationship with Ginny.

The warning is for later chapters.

Edit: So, this was originally strictly a Harry/Ginny fic, but Ron and Hermione kept trying to get together too, so I felt like I had to change the category. And there's a bit of Lily/James in there too, though they're already married, and I've also added a bit of Remus/Tonks. Poor Sirius is the only Singleton (though he may manage to get a girl of his own)!

Edit: This story was cannon until after Deathly Hallows came out, so I changed it to Alternate Universe, but it's still pretty close to cannon. Only a few things will end up being different when the story ends.

Edit: I've changed all of the chapter titles to the titles of Christmas songs that I felt reflected the events in the chapters best. Tell me what you think! Does it fit?

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 63021 Chapters: 20 Completed: No
01/02/07 Updated: 01/15/12

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 03/23/08 Title: Chapter 10: O Come, All Ye Faithful

I think that this is a very clever story, and you've captured their characters well, so I'm adding it to my favourites.

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 06/06/08 Title: Chapter 12: In the Bleak Midwinter

Awww, I do love this story. Update soon :)


Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 07/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

*is hysterical* Now, if you'll all sit here quietly, these very kind people in white coats would like a word. Your padded cells may have walls in a colour of your choice. They also come with a free complimentary rubber frog. And free apples and bananas, as I'm all for five-a-day.



Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.

So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!

I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3322 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/11/07 Updated: 03/16/07

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 01/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

One word: Woweeeeweep (help I'm morphing into a guinea-pig, I spend way too much time with my pets)

Author's Response: One word: THANKEEE! (Be fortunate. My only pet is sea monkeys. I do NOT want to turn into them.)


Seasonal Suffering by DoraeAzure
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 55]

Summary: When Hermione falls in love with her red-haired best friend, she comes to realize that holidays are no help at all. Features secret agent Hermione (theme song included!), semi-psychotic Ginny, smugly smirking Harry, Quidditch kit Ron, snowball fights, breaking and entering, presents, stolen clothes, owl poop, broken platters and a truly spectacular hexing of Malfoy.

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26228 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
05/16/07 Updated: 04/24/12

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 03/11/08 Title: Chapter 4: Present Prank (Part 2)

I cracked up so many times when I was reading this that I kept losing track of the story. Brilliant! And I put it on my favourites.


Zazza's Tale by sinbad
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: The story of a dragon bonded with a witch fough a battle.
Co-written with my mother Misty.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2230 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/23/07 Updated: 06/29/07

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 08/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is a very, very special story. Not only is the plot perfect and the idea portrayed flawlessly, it is also an idea that no one else could ever had had, nor will ever have again. I can find no faults or problems with it, the style is consistent and captures both events and emotions with a voice which is so fluid it is hard to believe that this as written by more than one person. I absolutely loved this story, and you should both be very proud of it.


Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading this story and taking the time to review. I am so happy you enjoyed it.


Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/19/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

I knew it! Give it back so I can write my profile without being accused of plagerism.

Author's Response: Mwahahahaha, sorry! It\'s MINE NOW.

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

I love this story! Incidentally you appear to have stolen my personality, apart from you live on the other side of the world.

Author's Response: YES! Yes, I admit it, I jetted to the other side of the world and, when you were sleeping, snatched your personality and put it in my purse! FWAHAHAHA! You shall never see it again!


Summary: We all know Loony Luna Lovegood, the crazy girl in Ginny's year who believes in Nargles and Crumple-Horned Snorkacks simply because there's nothing proving she shouldn't, but in this fic you will meet the loony strong, determined woman who ends up leading an army (despite the fact that the prompts never mention anything like that).

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2435 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
07/26/07 Updated: 07/26/07

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 08/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROTFLMAO! OK, that was neither the most sophisticated nor the most helpful comment, but I loved the story very much and it make me laugh very hard at a time when I was feeling a little stressed, so thank you! I'll just highlight a few of my favourite lines:

“I dig up beans, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory, on Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.”

“Oh that was my ceiling fan, Frank. He’s very aggressive.”

Except for poor Harry, who was trapped in a sock on a small island, inhabited solely by Nargles, without his chocolatewackosockamajigger to ward them off, until Luna and her army or Elgrans rescued him.

*rolls around on the floor laughing*



Of That Which Matters Most by rard
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: As war rages around them, Remus and Tonks are pulled along with the tide. New, prejudical laws are passed, and the couple must take drastic action in order to stay together. When the climactic battle arrives, Tonks must make an impossible, heartbreaking choice. Follow the couple through the timeframe of Deathly Hallows. DH spoilers abound!

As the outline has expanded, the originally intended three chapters of this story have turned into twelve chapters of R/T goodness. :-)

Chapter 6 has been sumitted!

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 10572 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
08/27/07 Updated: 06/13/08

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 02/17/08 Title: Chapter 4: Waiting

I loved that chapter, it was so right. She didn't just accept that he'd come back and be nice to him.

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 03/24/08 Title: Chapter 5: Regrets and New Ideas

awwww bless them. I'm so glad he came back, though obviously I knew he would and that was mostly in the last chapter anyway. But you've just captured them so well, their reactions are just right. I like the reference to Harry knowing that Remus thought he was right, too.

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 06/15/08 Title: Chapter 6: Firsts

This story always makes me laugh and cry. Your characterisation is always perfect and you understand people very well :D



Home Improvement by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 62]

Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.

Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...

Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/30/07 Updated: 09/04/07

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 02/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

lol (I hate it when people just write lol - it seems so inadequate, so I thought I'd better write another bit in brackets explaining that I wasn't just writing lol. Anyway I love this story, but I want to know what happened next)

Author's Response: Thank you, and thanks for explaining your lol! Hmmm... I\'m guessing what happens next is whatever leads to the epilogue? I\'m sorry, I didn\'t give much thought to the aftermath, since I wrote this for some challenge and never submitted it until more recently.


Teddy by dumbledorefluertwins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 297]

Summary: It's Teddy Lupin's first year at Hogwarts. As an orphan, he has bounced backwards and forwards between his grandmother and his godfather. Follow him on a journey where he discovers the values of friendship, family and love, along with fighting the prejudices against his father, and getting through Defense Against the Dark Arts, with a teacher who just seems to hate him for no reason...

*DH spoilers, obviously*

NOTE: I am sorry, but I have left this site, due to lack of time and personal issues concerning RL and the site. This story is discontinued here, but may well be posted elsewhere in the future.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 22111 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
09/09/07 Updated: 11/03/08

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 02/15/08 Title: Chapter 7: Nothing Like Muggle Fairy Tales

I know I already reviewed this, but just thought I'd tell you I just spent ages looking for this to add it to my favorites ;)

Author's Response: Lol! Good to know that you now have it safely in your favorites!! ~Evie

Reviewer: Andromeda_Tonks Signed
Date: 04/16/08 Title: Chapter 8: Learning Prejudice

I like the way that you've written that chapter. I don't know if that is where you're going, but you could work it up into a distrust of Andromeda and Harry. If you were to do that, you are definitely going the right way, because you haven't taken it two quickly, but there are little seeds of doubt. Sunlight here, a splash of water there... Still, I'm randomly speculating and you could head off in a completely different direction. I love this story, because I haven't seen anything else like it and you write it well. It's one of my favourites that I always want to see at the top of the list because it has a new chapter. Update soon, please, I'm really curious.

Author's Response: Yes, there is going to be some mistrust and a rather large arguement in future chapters. I\'m so glad you like the story, thanks for such a lovely review!!\r\n\r\n~Evie

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