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Likes: music, books, bananas, winterguard, colorguard, Twitter, Mugglecast, hockey, dancing, sleeping, reading, playing the violin, writing, drawing...
Dislikes: Buses, losing things, bugs, people who follow yme around and talk incessantly, tripping, forgetting what I'm about to say, Sirius being dead, public restrooms…
I'm in Ravenclaw. I think.
I can fly.
Music is awesome. I listen to music all the time. If you don't like music, you can't be my friend. Ever.
I laugh at my own jokes. Even when they're bad.
Yeah, I read Twilight. I'm on Team Switzerland.
Ai speek lolcat. Du u speek lolcat?
As I person, I am usually happy and, yeah, hyper. I like to just relax and be myself.
Authors- Jo Rowling, Carl Hiaasen, Scott Westerfeld, Meg Cabot, Stephenie Meyer, and many, many, others.
Foods- Cheesecake, cheese pizza, nachos, chocolate, watermelon, crescent rolls, Oreo’s, LEMONHEADS, Deathpants, Diet Coke…
Celebrities- JK Rowling, Rupert Grint, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Johnny Depp, Matt Britton, Apollo Anton Ohno, Lauren Graham, Taylor Swift.
Movies- "Pirates of the Carribean," "Phantom of the Opera," "Harry Potter 1," "2," "3," "5," (didn’t like "4" much) "Miss Congeniality," "The Pursuit of Happyness," "Hairspray,"…
Hp Characters-The Trio, Tonks, George, Tonks, Tonks, Dobby, Lupin, Dumbledore, Snape, Filch, Tonks, any Weasley but especially Mrs. Weasley, Hagrid, Tonks, Hedwig, Kingsley, Luna, Professor Sprout, Neville...
Ships-Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Tonks/Lupin, Neville/Luna (okay, not gonna happen, who cares?), and... Mr. Tibbles/Mrs. Norris. I'll read anything, though.
Music- Taylor Swift, Paramore (I was a fan before they sang for Twilight), Mae, Muse, The All-American Rejects.
.:things that I have copied and pasted:.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.
b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and is proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, er, fic, copy this into your profile.
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you someone who’s died, fighting, or survived cancer, copy this into your profile.
If you ever have added “ish” to random words, like randomish, put this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but actually has an evil mind and are plotting world domination, copy and paste this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, InvisibleAparecium,
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would die for your faith, copy and paste this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you’ve ever burst into song, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann-- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!1
If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
Anyway, I guess I have too much time on my hands...
Before I go, I just want to shout out to all of MNFF for being such an awesome site. I wish I could hug all of you in person, but that isn’t exactly possible with over three thousand four hundred authors that have stories, (and who-knows how many users don’t have stories) and all the mods and everything and... I’m rambling, sorry. I LOVE MNFF! No matter how many times you reject the fic I am trying to submit, I will always love MNFF and everybody here. Of course, if the modders actually accept it (*glare*), I will love MNFF even more.
I do read and write almost any kind of fic, but my favorites are humour, romance, and general.
HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!
It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!
Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!
NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!
Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.
HOW DARE YOU???? How can you tortue these poor, undeveloped characters so? Do you realize that you are responsible for 61 million+++ character deaths??? And poor Chris, how will he ever learn simple math, thanks to you? I am extremely disappointed, and will not tell you how much I enjoyed this chapter. How much I am a fan of yours (recently) and how much I, too, enjoy writing stories in which everyone goes insane. This is one of the best stories I have read in a long time, but YOU SICKEN ME! At least give Meagan a hair color or give Zigmond some personality! I love your quirky yet undescribable writing style!Update soon!
I'm glad that you liked this story so much to double post! Hurrah for a higher review count!
Tim the Enchanter
Summary: Theodore Nott has had quite his share of adventures, thank you very much. Bravery has never been a Slytherin value. But when he stumbles across a corpse, Theo begins an adventure that includes carnivorous plants, bizarre food items, a disturbingly amorous butcher, lots of blood and gore, plot twists galore, the rhyme I just made, and a little bit of the Grim Reaper thrown in just to spice things up.
I suggest you read at least one of the previous Theo Nott stories ("To Be Or Nott To Be" and "Oh No, Nott Again!") so that this will make more sense to you, but if you don't, that's your funeral. Oh, ha, ha, aren't I just chock-full of puns today?
I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House, and this is my submission to Gauntlet Number Seven!
Oh wow, nice way to end a chapter. I love mysterious, dark, dead, bleeding, unkown figures. You probably won't tell me, but I'll ask anyways: So, who killed Aberforth? Who is the bleeding, unknown figure? Are they the same person?
I have many more questions... You are really good at this whole "suspense" thing.
I'm SO excited to this fic. I love the other two Nott fics you did, and now we get a one with MORE than one chapter! SQUEE!
Very random thought: The name "Eglantine" reminds me of "Euglena," which is a small, green, plantlike protist. PLANTLIKE. Either that, or "Eggplant."
Author's Response: You will find up very soon... because there are only two chapters! I'm glad you like the suspense; it's a lot of fun for me! ANd whenever I type the word 'mugglenet' on Microsoft Word, my computer changes it to 'euglena!'
Summary: History of Magic class can actually be interesting if you just mishear Professor Binns!
Haha, this story made me smile. I can relate...
Author's Response: I'm glad this made you smile!