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Location: US.

Likes: music, books, bananas, winterguard, colorguard, Twitter, Mugglecast, hockey, dancing, sleeping, reading, playing the violin, writing, drawing...

Dislikes: Buses, losing things, bugs, people who follow yme around and talk incessantly, tripping, forgetting what I'm about to say, Sirius being dead, public restrooms…

I'm in Ravenclaw. I think.

I can fly.

Music is awesome. I listen to music all the time. If you don't like music, you can't be my friend. Ever.

I laugh at my own jokes. Even when they're bad.

Yeah, I read Twilight. I'm on Team Switzerland.

Ai speek lolcat. Du u speek lolcat?

As I person, I am usually happy and, yeah, hyper. I like to just relax and be myself.


Authors- Jo Rowling, Carl Hiaasen, Scott Westerfeld, Meg Cabot, Stephenie Meyer, and many, many, others.

Foods- Cheesecake, cheese pizza, nachos, chocolate, watermelon, crescent rolls, Oreo’s, LEMONHEADS, Deathpants, Diet Coke…

Celebrities- JK Rowling, Rupert Grint, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Johnny Depp, Matt Britton, Apollo Anton Ohno, Lauren Graham, Taylor Swift.

Movies- "Pirates of the Carribean," "Phantom of the Opera," "Harry Potter 1," "2," "3," "5," (didn’t like "4" much) "Miss Congeniality," "The Pursuit of Happyness," "Hairspray,"…

Hp Characters-The Trio, Tonks, George, Tonks, Tonks, Dobby, Lupin, Dumbledore, Snape, Filch, Tonks, any Weasley but especially Mrs. Weasley, Hagrid, Tonks, Hedwig, Kingsley, Luna, Professor Sprout, Neville...

Ships-Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Tonks/Lupin, Neville/Luna (okay, not gonna happen, who cares?), and... Mr. Tibbles/Mrs. Norris. I'll read anything, though.

Music- Taylor Swift, Paramore (I was a fan before they sang for Twilight), Mae, Muse, The All-American Rejects.

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If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

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If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and is proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, er, fic, copy this into your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you someone who’s died, fighting, or survived cancer, copy this into your profile.

If you ever have added “ish” to random words, like randomish, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but actually has an evil mind and are plotting world domination, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, InvisibleAparecium,

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would die for your faith, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you’ve ever burst into song, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann-- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!1

If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

Anyway, I guess I have too much time on my hands...

Before I go, I just want to shout out to all of MNFF for being such an awesome site. I wish I could hug all of you in person, but that isn’t exactly possible with over three thousand four hundred authors that have stories, (and who-knows how many users don’t have stories) and all the mods and everything and... I’m rambling, sorry. I LOVE MNFF! No matter how many times you reject the fic I am trying to submit, I will always love MNFF and everybody here. Of course, if the modders actually accept it (*glare*), I will love MNFF even more.

I do read and write almost any kind of fic, but my favorites are humour, romance, and general.

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My Name is Draco Malfoy... I Think by mooncalf

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The whole wizarding world is in uproar after the death of Dumbledore. All Death Eaters have a price on their heads. During these troubled times Hermione finds Draco Malfoy practically on her doorstep- with no memory of who he is or what he's done. Why is he there? Why does he wake screaming every night? And how can she deal with a Malfoy who regards her as his best friend... or maybe more?

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 01/25/08 Title: Chapter 13: Nightmare

Oh, no, not a cliffie! How dare you!

I love your descriptive style, and I envy it greatly. It's amazing how you take a cliche like amnesia and turn it into such a story!

Finish soon!!!

Author's Response: Finish?! There\'s a long way to go yet, sadly. I have written about 500 words on the next chapter, but it\'s possibly the worst I have ever written.

Voldy's Deathpants by Deathpants, Mind_Over_Matter, wendelin the wierd, cmwinters, Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 07/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

Haha, that was HILARIOUS! I really enjoyed it. Rather pointless, though.

My favorite line: "They glanced at Voldemort and Harry, who had their arms around each other and were swaying to “I Believe I Can Fly.”"

Question: Now that Lupin has swallowed the Deathpants, would he be a Horcrux? Or would he have some of Voldy's characteristics, like Bill and the Bludger had Fenrir's? (lol)

Much love and marshmallows,

Deciding Factors by NikkiSue

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This is my take on the day Bellatrix announced to her family her decision to join the ranks of the Dark Lord. In addition to that particular announcement, she also lets slip a detail regarding one of her sisters, forever shattering their close family bond.
Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 12/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Broken Bonds

Oooh, I'm impressed. That story was so intense and realistic that I am thoroughly convinced it really happened! It also shows how Bella once had a fraction of a decent side... 9.2/10!

Author's Response: Haha, thank you. I am trying to stay open minded to Bella since I have several friends who are determined to \"fight for the cause.\" I\'m pleased that you seemed to enjoy it. ~Nicole

Snape Speed-Dating by Bethywoo

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After losing a bet, Professor Severus Snape is forced to accompany Professor Filius Flitwick on a speed-dating event. Will he manage to survive the witless witches and the maddening MC? Or will he leaved with more than he bargained for?
Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 01/26/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee hee. Purple bubble? My best wig? This is pretty funny. Update soon!

Author's Response: Thanks. I\'ll be updating when things die down around here with all the hacker stuff.

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 01/26/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee hee. Purple bubble? My best wig? This is pretty funny. Update soon!

Disembarking by Pennilyn Novus

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Fred thought back to what had been happening before he’d found himself in the white room. He remembered Percy making a joke, and laughing, and then nothing. Had the shock of Percy’s joke killed him?

It's time for Fred to embark on the next great adventure, but before he goes, he's got to say goodbye to the world.
Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 01/25/08 Title: Chapter 1: Disembarking

Wow. That was GOOD! My eyes were watering.

I really liked the way you included Gideon... and Percy at Fred's gravestone.

Author's Response: Thank you! Percy always isolated himselves in the books, so it seemed logical that he would be the one we\'d find alone at Fred\'s grave. And I imagine he\'d feel he had more to apologize for than most.

Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!

This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!

I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.
Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 12/19/08 Title: Chapter 2: Act 2

Ah, Wicked! You did a fantastic job with these songs. Voldykins was hilarious! I have to admit that I watch the Wicked!videos on YouTube sometimes. Oddly enough, my winter guard show is "Popular." Reading "Voldemort" made me smile. Our (cough championship-winning cough) show in the fall was from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It seems that whatever track you spoof, part of it will be our show... I hope it's not High School Musical, though. Most of us would mutiny.

Author's Response: Like ZOMG! I was just thinking about this spoof of mine (because I just finished writing an original musical.) Your guard show sounds flippin' amazing. Hey, maybe you'll have a Phantom, Les Mis, or Sweeney Todd guard show next! (Since those are my non-HSM spoofs.)

The Muggle Muggle Studies Teacher by TheSmirkingDragon

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?

This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.
Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 03/24/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooh, I love it already. Especially the "Widebuttocks" part. The repeated word in the title first looks like a mistake, then you think about it and realize that it isn't a mistake, only a clever title, which makes you click on it because it looks really good because it has such an odd title (Sorry about this sentence)! Did you actually think that through so more people would click on your story?? Again, excellent, can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: Actually, I hadn\'t thought it through. I just tried to think up a title that would interest readers, but not give too much away, and that was what I came up with. And I don\'t have a second chapter planned, but like I mentioned to the last reviewer, I\'m thinking about it. Thanks!

Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums: A Potter's Pentagon Love Story by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A companion piece to the Potter's Pentagon trilogy... it's better if you've read the Potter's Pentagon trilogy, but you don't necessarily have to.

It's five years after Emma Weasley and her chums graduated from Hogwarts. Ted and Ivy are married, Haley is working at Madame Puddifoot's while trying desperately to break into show business, Jordan's doing whatever it is he does, and Emma is an Auror trainee working as a guard at the Chudley Cannons' stadium. The Cannons have actually been doing much better lately, due to their new star Beater, Tyrone Thomas. Unfortunately, Tyrone is Emma's ex-boyfriend. OH, THE AWKWARDNESS.

Follow Emma through her awkward adventures told in her usual insane way, as she experiences angst, hilarity, obnoxiously strange people, misadventures involving a deceptively dashing cad, Haley's wedding, the birth of Ted and Ivy's baby, and her own eventual descent into LURRRVE.

Written for the marvellous Vindictus Viridian's Pride and Prejudice NEWTs class on the Fanfiction Beta Boards, based on Jane Austen's fantastic novel, "Pride and Prejudice.".

Nominated in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Non-Canon Romance Story! And its lovely (haha) heroine, Emma Weasley, received two nominations for Best Female Original Character, while Haley Potter and Ivy Potter each received one! Thanks so much, guys!
Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 01/19/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Lawn Gnomes and Trowel Trolls

Woah... I just realized something: Bilbo Collins = B.C.


Anyway, great chapter... I hope Ted is okay. For some strange reason, I'm not very super-ticked off at him for leaving. But then again, what is all this with Tyrone? It's a little confusing. It isn't very clear any more if Tyrone is a good guy or a bad guy. That's what I love about this story-- It's so suspenseful, but it's a romance! *fangirls a bit more*

I am reviewing this eleven days after it came out... Sorry about that. I listened to AudioFictions--you were phenomenal, by the way, the little voices were absolutely perfect--and when I heard your name, I went, Hmm, I wonder if she has updated any other of her stories. And I've yet to check those out, so if you will excuse me...

Author's Response: Oh, wow, don't worry! Bilbo Collins is not B.C., Bilbo Collins is Patrick. I never noticed that before. B.C.'s a very nice dude. Yeah, I'm not mad at Ted for leaving, and I hope the readers aren't, either, but Emma gets mad about the STOOPIDEST things, you know? That's what makes her Emma. And I'm glad you liked the romance/suspense of this story-- I don't like writing pure romance, so this was fun for me!

Thank you SOO SOOO much about the AudioFictions compliment, by the way!

Potter's Pentagon: The Past (Book Three) by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!

WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.

It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?

New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.

Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 10/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Jordan Has A Bad Experience With A Hobo

Haha, just like Tyrone's "mustache." Anyway, I was trying to talk about Ted. I was right, as usual. ;D He has diabetes. I liked the whole "insulin potion" thing. It seems so much easier than the finger prick. (My friend Liv has to keep her kit fastened around her tummy.)

I liked Haley in this chapter, too. Even though she's insane, she still is such a layered character. Very real. In fact, sometimes she reminds me of myself. We're both short, dark-haired, loud, sugar addicts who like sequined things and throwing ceramic kittens. Creepy.

Well, hope it works this time. Sorry for reviewing so late, I've been busy too.

Author's Response: Thank you! And yes, the reviewing system ACTUALLY WORKS now! Huzzah! Thank you for the great review. I know a girl with diabetes who also has her kit on her stomach. And I'm very glad you like Haley-- I've always had a sort spot for her. And it's definitely cool that you're a lot like her.

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 08/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Jordan Has A Bad Experience With A Hobo

Oh, yes, lots and lots and lots and lots of sugar quills! Hey, I'm Halle. I've been reading your stories for a looong time but never left a review before. Anyway, great chapter. OMG what's wrong with Ted? I agree with weasleywannabe47, it's diabetes, isn't it? I would say it was the silver filings, but he felt super-hungry before that. My predictions: Jordan dies (because he's not in Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums, but you didn't want to reveal that he was dead so you just kept him alive anyway). And... Haley kills the person who kills Jordan, because DEEP, DEEEEEP down inside she loves him. Anatoly marries Haley in Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums, and THAT is the real reason why she doesn't go visit her family. The time-travel in this story... is... haven't figured that out yet, but it probably has something to do with Bellowes. Jordan is having funny dreams because he really is some sort of Seer-type thing of your own invention OR because he's psychologically screwed. Oh, yeah, and Ivy spends time at the Malfoy place is gonna somehow be important. OK, I think I've got enough predictions now. Something that I believe you'll think is cool: I'm in the colorguard (you know, spinning flags/guns/swords with the marching band) at my high school. Our show is to the Beatles, w/ songs from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It's awesome.

Author's Response: Well, hello there, Halle! I love your name. (Reminds me of Haley...) It's great to get a review from you at last! I always love having new reviewers for anything. Lovely, lovely predictions you've got there... very, very good predictions... Dude, you're in Colour Guard? My brother and sister are in marching band (but not cool enough to be in colour guard), and this morning, I was awoken by crazed marching band kids running inside my room screaming "GOOOOD MOOOOORNING!!!!!" and flashing lights and wearing silly hats. They kidnapped my brother and sister and took them to band camp. It was amazing. But they woke me up, and I was sad, because it was six o' clock. YOUR SCHOOL IS LUCKY. BEATLES STUFF? That's super cool.

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 06/18/09 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16: In Which Emma and Ted Are Just A Tad Cranky


1. Maghh... Depressing chapter. There was a lot of, like, confusion between the characters and stuff. I'm really happy it was accepted, though.

2. Poor Ron... The missing diaries definitely sound bad. And I can't imagine Snape as a writer? And I really would like to punch Bellowes in the face.

3. I love the name Valencius Twigg.

4. LOL at "Inner Nose." I can't figure out if there is more to Ted's wolfy-spazzy-human thing than Remus said or not. I'm going to assume that there is, but what could it be???

5. Emma. I wish I could just knock some sense into her. Jordan's 1000% right, she IS afraid. How can she be treating Tyrone like this?? Can't she see who he really is? (Granted, you just gave him a ton of character development, but I liked him before that...) And Jordan? She really must have issues with guys in general. >.<

6. I LOVE the fact that Tyrone used to be a misfit. It totally explains a lot of his insecurities and feelings and stuff. He seems to be really sensitive, even though it doesn't seem like that at first... Ahh. I'm still mad at Emma for being so mean to him.

7. Guess what my sister brought home from college? It's the best invention since the wheel... SQUIRTABLE CHEESE!!! It is really a fun way to eat... I thouhgt you'd like it.

8. Haley was only mentioned once or twice in this chapter... (,_,) How sad. Anatoly was even less.

9. Well... I think that's it! I didn't get to see Star Trek. D= Oh, and Emma is prejudiced against Slytherins. Toodles!

Author's Response: This was a bit of a depressing chapter. Hmm. There are a couple of those coming up-- but there's also a lot of fun coming up, too! Hmmm, I always saw Snape as a guy who kept diaries, but not in a girly way. Just a sort of organized, scheduled list of correspondences and events and stuff-- I don't know.

This is more thoroughly explained later, but with Ted, he's basically going through what all werewolves do, but since most werewolves are very secretive and don't let people know about their condition, they're good at hiding things and concealing things. Ted has always been a really open, honest person, so he's never had to worry about that before, and it's actually harder for him to stay in control of himself. You'd think it'd be easy for him because he's such a nice, conscientious person, but it's actually the opposite. He's just not used to having impulses that need to be curbed.

I think Emma fully understands who Tyrone is and really likes him for it, but she's trying to push herself away from him because she doesn't want to 'give in' and she feels like she's in danger of that, so she's staying away from him ever since they almost kissed at the Valentine's Ball. And she's furious at Jordan, because she doesn't like the idea of interfering with privacy. As you can probably tell... Emma's hiding things. A lot of things. Some of them are obvious, like her feelings for Tyrone, but some of them will come into play later! MWAHAHAHA!

I'm glad that people are liking the Tyrone backstory coming through! I love having things that I planned out for characters all along to be revealed... kind of like in the first book when I revealed about Jordan and the pensieve.

OH MY GOSH SQUIRTABLE CHEEESE! My family's been eating that since I was a baby-- I called it Squeezy Cheese! I like putting it on Triscuits.

Don't worry, Haley and Anatoly are VERY IMPORTANT in the next chapter! That's why they're so scarcely seen here-- they're very busy with their Inter-House Unity project. And Emma is totally prejudiced. That's always been one of her notable character flaws, among many others! Some of that she gets from Ron, and some of it... some of it is for a reason that is to be revealed later.

You should totally see Star Trek when it comes out on DVD. I hated the TV show, but I loved the movie. Thanks for your lovely review!

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 12/12/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: In Which Ivy Has A Very Malfoy Christmas

Wow. ^_^

At first, I was going to comment that this chapter was mostly filler. But then, I reached the second half! I'm so glad we finally got to see a younger Ivy, and learned a reason behind the quietness!

The Ultimate Pureblood Mother- LAWL! You got her head-on.

Ophidias surprised me a bit in this chapter. He seemed half-human. What's up?

Oh, and since I didn't comment on the last chapter... OMG!!! JORDAN'S A SEER! I'm still in shock about that. It's funny, I was watching PoA the other day on the ABC Family thing, and there was a scene WB added in where Harry sees Sirius's head in a crystal ball before Trelawney makes her prophecy in a very obviously computer-edited voice. I was thinking how that never happened in the books... Just goes to show, in fanfiction, anything is possible if you're a good enough writer. Lucky you! :D

Author's Response: This chapter is kind of a lot of filler, but I did want to establish some stuff about Pansy and Ophidias and everything. What's up with Ophidias indeed! I guess you'll see a bit more of him soon. As for Jordan... we don't know for SURE that he's a Seer. We know he's... keeping an open mind about these things.

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 12/12/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: In Which Ivy Has A Very Malfoy Christmas

Wow. ^_^

At first, I was going to comment that this chapter was mostly filler. But then, I reached the second half! I'm so glad we finally got to see a younger Ivy, and learned a reason behind the quietness!

The Ultimate Pureblood Mother- LAWL! You got her head-on.

Ophidias surprised me a bit in this chapter. He seemed half-human. What's up?

Oh, and since I didn't comment on the last chapter... OMG!!! JORDAN'S A SEER! I'm still in shock about that. It's funny, I was watching PoA the other day on the ABC Family thing, and there was a scene WB added in where Harry sees Sirius's head in a crystal ball before Trelawney makes her prophecy in a very obviously computer-edited voice. I was thinking how that never happened in the books... Just goes to show, in fanfiction, anything is possible if you're a good enough writer. Lucky you! :D

Author's Response: Whoopsie-daisies!

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 12/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Jordan Has A Bad Experience With A Hobo


Author's Response: I said whoopsy-daisies because you accidentally double-posted!

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 03/29/09 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter : In Which Jordan is Unnecessarily Dramatic

Yes! Yes! Yes! *dances to Paula Abdul* Epic, epic, epic chapter! Squee!!!

Haha, sorry, just had a grape Pixie Stick and cherry Tootsie Pop. They don’t mix very well. Anyway, this was a cool chapter.

I was trying to figure out what the heck the prophecy meant by “lion” and “falcon”, but then (ZOMG!) I read the ending. Predictions: Haley will obviously do something for Hogwarts, because it’s freaking GYFFINDOR. Unite the houses sounds right (I read Pussycat123’s review) but I have no idea how. And Jordan will do something even epicer. (more epic?)

Where was Ted in this chapter? He had about one line in which to say, admittedly an extremely perceptive one. :-(

I loved Giorgi’s email. Why do we use EXPONENTS in real life?

Uh-oh, gtg. Great chapter, and hope you got the part.

Oh, and thanks for updating the E-Journal Twitter. I totally LOLed at “I'm not dead, just partially decomposed and green."

Author's Response: Thank you, haha! That candy actually sounds pretty good. As for falcon, a merlin is actually a type of falcon! I'm a cheesy-face. Ted wasn't in this chapter much because he had a big part in the last chapter, but fear not, he has a really big part later in this story. It's just that we've seen him at school dances before, and he's got a firmly established but (at this point in the story) slightly boring relationship.

I did get into the show! I'm the Queen of France! And the reason why I updated the Voldemort Twitter is that Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera 2 website will post any Phantom of the Opera 2-related Twitter post, and I HAD to do something like that.... But I have a new Twitter now, called OthelloAbridged, where I summarize every speech from Shakespeare's Othello into 140 characters.

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 10/19/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: That Obligatory Hospital Wing Chapter


Haha... Ted's hospital robes... Pants... Teehee... Sorry, that was one of my favorite parts. I

Author's Response: Thank you! None of my reviewers have mentioned that so far, and it was one of myyyy favourite parts, too!

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 10/19/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Jordan Has A Bad Experience With A Hobo

Where did my review go? It disappeared?

Author's Response: Well, PART of it's there... I think your review splinched itself!

The Absurd Fanfic Revolution by Tim the Enchanter

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!

It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!

Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!

NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!

Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 12/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter I: HAGGIS ATTACK!

I don't know why I keep doing that. Sorry.

Author's Response:

Please, don't apologise - I don't mind double reviews at all! They add reviews to my total, and make my story look more popular!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: InvisibleAparecium Signed
Date: 12/13/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter VI: Happy, Happy Insanity!

HOW DARE YOU???? How can you tortue these poor, undeveloped characters so? Do you realize that you are responsible for 61 million+++ character deaths??? And poor Chris, how will he ever learn simple math, thanks to you? I am extremely disappointed, and will not tell you how much I enjoyed this chapter. How much I am a fan of yours (recently) and how much I, too, enjoy writing stories in which everyone goes insane. This is one of the best stories I have read in a long time, but YOU SICKEN ME! At least give Meagan a hair color or give Zigmond some personality! I love your quirky yet undescribable writing style!Update soon!

Author's Response:

Well, as Joe Stalin said, “One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic” – I still haven’t killed off any important named characters, because that’s what all the nameless extras are for! I’m glad you noticed the ridiculous hyperbole in this chapter, because in just one simple sentence I wiped out the population of pretty much all of Britain.

But give Meagan a hair colour, or Zigmond a personality, or Chris the ability to count? NEVER! THEY’LL HAVE TO PRY THAT FROM MY DEAD, LIFELESS FINGERS! If those fanfic rebels want character development, they’ll have to do it themselves, and I don’t intend to let them! Evil laughter! HA HA HA! Being a malicious, demented tyrant author is much more entertaining than writing a normal story! I am actually a much more mild-mannered person in real life, but writing stories like this is the perfect outlet for the more insane portion of my brain.

Anyway, thanks for the review – the next chapter is coming soon!

Tim the Enchanter