Penname: RowenaHeart [Contact]
Real name: Stephanie D. Carlson
Member Since: 12/14/07
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I am a nerd. I am also obsessed with Redwall, The Lord of the Rings, The Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, books by Tamora Pierce, Amelia Peabody Mysteries, and Harry Potter. I like to write and I am an author. Last but not least, my parents snore.

I'm sorry that I don't have any fics but I have writteen several, but they just never get put up. It's kinda depressing really... Plus my email has been dead for a while so it's gonna take me a while to fix it so don't email me please!

If you want to read my fics that have randomly isappeared before they can be approved go to this site:
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I ship: LE/JP, HG/DM, LE/RL
I enjoy most other ships
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Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?

NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5282 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/25/04


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/13/08 Title: Chapter 4: Detention isn't always bad

Wow.
That was amazing!

 

Too Far Gone by Gemmika
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 1174]

Summary: *How far would you go for love?* "If you touch her again, I'll kill you." "Go ahead for I'll come to her again and again." *Is it worth it?* "James leave her alone, she's no good for you." "Don't say a word against Lily!" *Will it last?* "It's forever, I've known it sice the day I met you." "Forever is a long time." "Not if you love someone..." I am finally re-editing this story, please take a look and see all the new stuff!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations

Word count: 58398 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 01/27/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/27/08 Title: Chapter 24: Changes

Sniff. Sniff.
What a beautiful story! I loved every single chapter of it - even the ones that you said some other people didn't, and even the ones that were surprising! I think you make a fantastic author and fanfic writer! If I ever write a fanfic as good as yours, which I am not likely to do, especially because my fics keep randomly disappearing off the face of the planet, or they take a month to get validated and then disappear, but if I do, then I will consider myself gifted. Bravo, Gemmika, bravo!

 

Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/13/08 Title: Chapter 11: Epilogue - Learn Your Lessons

This is amazing!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/06/08 Title: None

Omg this is really good! Just to tell you that is very good with me since I only review if I think that it is very good or if I think it is horrible. Yours is the former, obviously. Keep writing it, please!

 

Too Much to Make Up For by purple_ladybeetle
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: A continuation from Harry's journey into Snape's memory from the Pensieve, after James and Lilly's argument down at the Lake

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3843 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/04 Updated: 12/31/04


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/27/08 Title: Chapter 3: The Kitchen

Ahhh... what a lovely romance

 

Summary: Starts out in James and Lily's 7th year at Hogwarts. Not exactly your average James/Lily fanfic...

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 31278 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/27/04 Updated: 12/28/04


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 03/02/08 Title: Chapter 6: Any Dream Will Do

undescribable.

 

Summary: Wanted: Dad; Must like children, walks in the park, playing ball, reading aloud, candle light dinners and appreciate the love of a parent and child. All applicants must apply to Hermione Granger, B.A., Y.M.(Young Mother).



As a great surprise to herself, never mind her friends, Hermione gets herself knocked up. Banished from her almost adopted family, and unable to stay with Ginny much longer she has to wonder what will become of her and her unborn child. But when Harry drops in on the maternity ward you can be sure he’ll set things to rights.
Rated R for language and anyone who cann't handle having children out of wedlock.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2484 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/27/04 Updated: 12/27/04


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Faults and Virtues: Love Unconditional

Nice one.

 

Summary: Just before his sixteenth birthday, Harry receives two letters - one from Hermione, and the other from Cho. Harry is then forced to make a big decision.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7000 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/28/04 Updated: 01/08/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/06/08 Title: Chapter 7: Will It End Happily Ever After?

I praise the story, but it is kinda... prediactable and fluffy. Just some constructive critiscism there.

 

Me Against A Marauder by ColorsOfTheWind
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 108]

Summary: This is my second Lily/James story and I am so pumped about it! Plese read, this is mainly about James and Lily with a bit of action thrown in and a whole lot of tears. Lily Evans thought that her 7th year would be THE best. But, she finds out it's all going to fall apart! With James Potter as Head Boy and her two closest friends moving to foreign countries, how will she survive? CHAPTER 7 IS FINALLY UP! THANK THE LORD! (if i was my friend jenna, i would probably start singing the following song>>) joyful joyful, lord we adore thee, god of glory, lord of love. hearts unfold like flowers before thee. hail thee as the SUN above!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16445 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
12/29/04 Updated: 01/01/06


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 03/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: One Simple Word

"sobbingly" isn't a word

 
Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 03/02/08 Title: Chapter 7: Shocks that Reveal the Truth

:-(

 

Ferret and Female by madlucy88
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 159]

Summary: After recovering from a fever, Hermione starts to collapse at odd momments. Madame Pomfrey says it could be a side effect and Hermione starts taking vitamin potions. When Draco Malfoy is 'too sick' to patrol with Hermione something happens. So what is going on?

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Non-Consensual Sex

Word count: 7945 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 11/22/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 6: This Deserves an Angry Rant

Pleasepleaseplease continue writing this story!

 

Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 327]

Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26129 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 02/19/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 04/21/08 Title: Chapter 8: Transition

OMG!!!!!!! I love this story!!!!

 

A Day in the Life by Ginger Hair
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 207]

Summary: A Potions assignment gone wrong sends Harry and Ginny into the past while Lily and James are sent into the future. How will Ginny and Harry cope with the Marauders? Better yet, how will Lily and James cope with Ron and Hermione? Will they ever get back to their rightful eras? Read on to find out. Please read and review. From what my fans say, its funny. You decide for yourself.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15704 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/05 Updated: 02/01/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 8: Where?

very, very funny! This is absolutely histerical!

 

Next Game! by Liisa
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: The Marauders and Company get their hands and some muggle board games. Hilarity ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3095 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/18/05 Updated: 01/18/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: That's impossible...

hahaha! I'd like to see them get their hands on Monopoly!

 

Summary: Sirius Black, the most saught after male in the history of Hogwarts, has just had another successful friday night...but the girl he's with is not who he expected (one shot, rated for implied sex and some language, total humour!!!)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1077 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 01/29/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Sirius's Worst hangover ever...

Bloody Brilliant! I love it!

 

What Would Be A Drill? by Kelsid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8488 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/05 Updated: 06/04/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/29/08 Title: Chapter 7: The End (Finally)

Hahahahaha!

 

Snape's last stand by Tabitha Snape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Many people theorize about how Harry will kill Voldemort. Some say he'll use unforgivable curses, some say muggle weapons, have they ever considered...Snape with a vacuum? The start is slower than the rest of it because it HAD to be over 800 words, so please don't give up if the start is a little bit slow! The ending is worth it! One shot fan fic Reviews are fun! PLEASE review after you read! It is so much more fun when you get feedback on a story. Thank you for reading, even if you didn't review! :)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1316 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/19/05 Updated: 03/19/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 01/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: The ending to the seventh book!

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

 

Les Malefices d'Esprits by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 14234 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/10/05 Updated: 06/11/05


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 05/22/08 Title: Chapter 5: The Troubles of Dreams

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! KEEP WRITING!!!!

 

Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 7566 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 11/05/06


Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 12/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: Memiors of a snake...

oooooh, that's gotta hurt

Author's Response: Lol!

 
Reviewer: RowenaHeart Signed
Date: 12/20/07 Title: Chapter 7: The Final Thoughts of Nagini

Wonderful!

Author's Response: Thanks!! :-D

 
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