Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
*Wipes forehead.* Phew! I finished! This story took me a while, but it was worth it... it was hilarious. I could type you a list of everything I loved about this story, but you will probably fall asleep by number 100. So, I'll just type a few: wormtail77, Dumbledore the Shrink, Potter the Arrogant yet Equally Charming Boy, and R.A.B. This was the funniest story on this site. I love it!
Author's Response: Wow! Thank you very, very much! Though I don\'t remember ever making Dumbledore a shrink. *Shrug* It\'s great to still have people reading this after such a long time.
Summary: Three words:
Remus's First Kiss.
A completely fluff-filled one shot from the Marauder era. Enjoy!
I love Remus... and Sirius... but Remus much, much more. Everyone was very in character; well done! This was such a good story. It made me smile. I especially adored the ending; it made Sirius less arogant.
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Schmergo, some people are not giving you enough credit. It is ridiculously hard to create parody lyrics, and I thought you did a fantastic job! I love your sense of humor, and you are incredibly gifted. I'm in the middle of reading The Dark Lord's Blog... I fell off my chair and managed a slight concusion. You are truely my favorite writer. You are hilarious, and your plot choices are quiet intelligent. Good for you... and thank-you for the great reads!
Author's Response: Bailey with two y\'s! Hey! Thanks very, very much, and this is an incredibly nice review. Oh dear, I hope you\'re joking about the concussion... and if not, well... DON\'T SUE MEEE! Though HSM lyrics are kind of repetitive, so they\'re not hard at all to write!
Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.
You, my friend, are gifted. This is the first time I have ever actually liked Dudley. Petunia is so in character... are you sure you aren't Jo? Oh, and I love the fights between Vernon and Hestia. They keep me in stitches every time! Keep them coming! (No pressure, of course.)
Author's Response: *checks mirror* Nope, definitely not Jo : ) ~Kristen