nothing much to me. i mostly just smoke and drink and dream. and work. i work a lot. yeah.
also, i'm secretly in love with the writer who goes by the penname "The Savant." shhhhhh!
Summary: Some people don't discover the truth until it's too late. For these two, the just caught it.
Summary: He was on her mind constantly. A vampire sucking on her sanity. She was still drawn to him, so drawn that she couldn't think of anything else but him. Thus when he asks her a question, asks for her consent, she can't refuse... and must succumb to her... Dracula.
SSxHG -- one shot--Pre-HBP
oh my. i'm blushing a little myself, right now. i enjoyed it. however, i'm thinking that hermione wouldn't be so reckless, especially being head girl. but hey, lust makes you do all kinds of crazy things!
Author's Response: yes I know. Reckless but oh wellz I tried!!!
Summary: One day after class, he suddenly notices himself watching Harry in the quiety of his classroom. Will he get the courage to confront his feelings to Harry? Slash. One Shot
ah, like two ships passing in the night! tragic! that's the way i like my stories. very well done.
Summary: Aunt Petunia's in the kitchen, cooking up something magically delicious, to tell the truth.
very good! i look forward to reading more from you!
well. it was interesting, but a little spastic. i will, however, read more if you post more, just to see if you're going to mature as a writer. good luck.
Author's Response: Thank you for the review. I have just posted a new chapter. This isn't normally my type of writing but I felt the need for instant humour. Anyway, thanx.
Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!
oh, i read and hilarity ensued! excellent job! i really enjoyed the q + a style you went with. i will be expecting more from you, friend. good luck!
Summary: Harry Potter has been long gone. Many believed it was the work of Voldemort himself, but also many know that it was in fact just an unfortunate accident on a Muggle Vehicle.
Harry isn't important anymore. Voldemort has learnt from his many mistakes, and has moved on, being larger and more powerful than ever. The target this time? Yet another helpless young boy.
interesting! but i don't know if i want to live in a harry potter-free world! who knows, maybe this new kid will be as cool.
Author's Response: thanks for the response. I know what you mean about the Harry Potter-free world, but that's where the fun part comes into it. I won't let it all loose, but lets just say our young Mr. Potter isn't completely gone for good. Regards, Rodolphus LeStrange
this is ridiculous.
you've obviously read way more fanfics than i, because i didn't catch a lot of the references. nice idea, tho.
Author's Response: Yeah, I tend to spend my whole life reading FanFictions.
Summary: Harry, Hermione, Luna and Snape have all been accidentally locked up in a dungeon at Hogwarts with know way of making communication with the outside world. Who will go mad first? When will Luna stop fingering her damned Butter beer necklace? How many fights will Harry and Snape endure before one discovers the use of a silencing charm? And, most importantly, what was that mysterious ball of light?
I’m crazy. This was a challenge submitted by Seren and can be viewed on MNFF forums at http://fanfiction.mugglenet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14. Attempt it and you can be crazy too!
you got snape down to a t! excellent work. the descriptions of luna were hilarious, and i think wee potty potter is quite the troublemaker! i'll check out your other stuff.
Author's Response: Phew! I was hoping I could capture Snape’s character. I was scared I was getting his dialog a little wrong, but who am I to argue with praise? Thanks very much! :) Sorry to disappoint you with my lack of fan fics. I’m just starting out and this one is my first one. But the ‘first one’ of many! Just watch my fan fic list grow! (hopefully!) Again, thanks for the suppourt! I'm gonna have to check to see if you have any fan fic goodness...
Summary: This is basically Ron's diary. It doesn't really get funny until part two. This takes place sometime after fourth year. This is just Ron writing down...well whatever you write in a diary! Oh there is a little bit of language and a little bit of crude humor. I hope you like it!
i didn't think ron would be the type of person to keep a diary. it will be interesting to see what his so-called secret thoughts are, tho! can't wait to see the update!
Author's Response: Thats exactly why its so funny!
Summary: I promised myself I'd never kill Ron, but this just goes to show, even the most stubborn of us eat our words sometimes. This angsty piece is in Luna's PoV. I don't know what else to tell you, except, if you like R/Lu, have the tissues ready...
TRAGIC! SAD! you may take this bright and lovely 10 with you, my dear. keep writing.
Summary: Poem fic; Draco's thoughts and feelings about none other than our golden boy: Harry Potter
wow, i can FEEL the sadness dripping from draco. poor kid. i'm off to read the other now. ta!
Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
this is terribly funny. you've got voldy's personality down pat, i think. i always assumed he'd be a little spoiled, and be prone to throwing temper tantrums. well done.
Author's Response: YAY! Yeah, me too. Thank you!
"dancing against the dark arts" lol!
Author's Response: Ha ha ha, yeah, I thought that was funny, good to hear I'm not alone there!
poor harry; he IS too young for all of this. DAMN YOU, VOLDEMORT!
Author's Response: It's sooo true...
i think you've become one of my favorite authors. now, i know i only review once per chapter, but that DOES NOT make me any less of a fan than those who review ONE THOUSAND TIMES per chapter. hopefully in the next installment, there will be more and more hot voldy/lucius action, because that seems to be my favorite. hopefully voldy will throw lots of fits; i like fits! also, a quick question: does marshmallow creme count as a regular marshmallow?! perhaps harry can find a way around dumbledore's strict "no-marshmallow/cold-turkey" policy? hmm? update soon, 10++, blahblah!
Author's Response: Hurrah! I'm always honored to be on someones favorite authors list. Don't worry, I undersatand about the review thing...I do it too. Those people must have nothing to do....oh (ahem) hi guys!
Summary: In the minutes following the fall of Voldemort, everyone reacts one way or another. One-shot/Complete. HP/SS, RW/HG. PG-13 for mild language.
WOW! excellent! i loved the weasley twins throwing death eaters to the giant squid. that's some juicy plot, that is! i will be looking for more work from you. keep up the great writing.
Summary: Remus Lupin contemplates in solitude. Short and sweet.
good. i'm off to read snape's now.
Author's Response: Hurrah! But you didn't leave a review for Snape's one. Did you like it?