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Real name: Call me Remora
Member Since: 11/29/07
Website: http://clumsywerewolf.proboards42.com
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No, I'm not a parasitic fish, I'm a hyper, klutzy, random sophomore girl. Anyway, I'm really random and know all the words to "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (love that movie), as well as most Les Miserables songs, by heart! I also want to be either a web designer or a writer of some sort when I grow up, but working with dolphins would be fun, too! I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 53 seconds and I LOVE chess. I also love my school's chess team captain. So is it any wonder that I love chess? Well, I didn't know he was the captain at first, so it's more like an added perk...

I am a proud Slytherin on the Forums. I banner and beta.

Favorite characters: Remus, Tonks, Luna and Sirius

OTP: Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna, Tom/Minerva (Schmergo's drabble convinced me of this), Dumbledore/McGonagall and Sirius/Luna

Favorite creatures: thestrals and basilisk

Favorite writers: J.K. Rowling (of course), Victor Hugo and Dave Barry, all of whom I wish I could have just a shred of their talent!

I also write original fiction at The Red Chair. I'm Remora_The_Random. And feel free to add me on Live Journal, if you want. Just let me know how I know you so I don't go into cardiac arrest.

I may strike you as insane, but that's fine. I am, after all, the girl who named her rubber chicken "Gaylord Fontaine II," named the basilisk in COS Joe and gets up on her chair at lunch and sings random Monty Python and/or Les Miserables songs, as well as shouting things like "I'm on tv!" "You're my grandpa?" and "I'm magic!" in the middle of school, though none are strictly true. Yup. That's "Remora in a nutshell." Emphasis on "nut."

In closing, I would like to leave you with these words of wisdom: the coconut doesn't have a zipper.

Remora the Random

If you want me to beta for you, you can either PM me on the Forums, post in my beta thread, or click the contact button here to email me.

Contact form. You must fill out all information to contact me.
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest? (AKA: Why are you contacting me?)
3. What is the capital of Assyria?
4. Why is "nyroca" so fun to say?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. Are you allergic to peanuts?
7. Describe, in no less than twenty words, James Norrington's awesomeness.
8. Am I the craziest person you've ever, sort of, met?
9. Do you ever feel the urge to scream "Kamakazi!"?
10. Well, that's it. Any questions?

Random stuff!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that darn Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, clumsywerewolf2438

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!

If you hate Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

James Norrington has got to be one of the coolest characters from PotC! If you think James Norrington is a STUDMUFFIN, put this in your profile.

If you've ever galloped through the streets/hallways banging two empry halves of a coconut together, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's fun, trust me) (Just ask Katie/Voldamortisevil19)




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Interviews with Rita Skeeter by LO1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 47]

Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1408 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/04 Updated: 12/08/04


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 11/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: Quibbler Exclusive!!!!

Lol! That was so funny!

 

Summary: Tonks remembers the night so clearly, the night he had died and the war was still to be fought. poor Harry, he took it hard, but even as they were all upstairs in the hospital wing, Tonks managed to despair about her love. Her love which will last forever. No matter what.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1362 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/05 Updated: 08/14/05


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 01/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: True Love Will Last Forever

That was a really good story. Great emotion and dialogue. I especially love the ending!

 

Gambit by harmony_bites
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices and options. HBP Spoilers.


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1437 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/16/06


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 07/14/08 Title: Chapter 1: Gambit

I loved this story! Not only did it show a deeper side to Ron, but it also incorporated my favourite game! (I'm a chess geek, I admit it freely.)

And on top of that, your writing style is beautiful, and I love all your comparisons of different people to the chessmen. This is definitely going to be added as a favourite.

Author's Response: Thank you for the lovely review. It's always wonderful to get a review at any time, but it's always a nice surprise to get one for an older one like this. I'm chuffed you think the style beautiful and the story fav-worthy.

 

Summary: The war is over, and newlyweds Remus and Nymphadora Tonks have decided to take a well deserved holiday. Too bad for Severus Snape that he just happens to be heading in the same direction. Warning: A bit of sexual innuendo and some references to gambling. Posted prior to DH.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3306 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/08/06 Updated: 06/10/06


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 05/27/08 Title: Chapter 1: Remus and Nymphadora Lupin’s Vegas Holiday

Snape at Circus Circus...I could just picture what would have happened if he'd stayed...This was one of the funniest things I've ever read, although I do have to agree that 110 is probably more like the shade temperature...10/10 and adding as a favorite!

 

Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

Funny! I was laughing from the very start, and it was so hard not to just laugh my head off (I'm in a library and they'd kick me out).

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I had a lot of fun writing it. I get kicked out of the school library so much...

 

They Told me Not To by Heiress_of_Insanity_
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: They told me not to cry at night

Just sleep.

They told me not to add

Or keep.



Harry is dead. Ginny mourns.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 198 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/24/07 Updated: 01/25/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 01/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Mucho depressing. Awesome. Great poem!

Author's Response: Haha, the past 24-hours on MNFF have been AWESOME!!!! I GOT A REVIEW!!! Anyway. Thanks a lot!~ H_o_I_

 

Easier Said Than Done by SpikyBlackQuill
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 61]

Summary:

It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?





Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.





One-shot


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 965 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/22/07 Updated: 03/23/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Easier Said Than Done

That was hillarious!

 

Obstruction of Justice by BeautifulDreamer07
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Hermione and her two best friends, Harry and Ron, are on a trip with their sixth year Herbology class to Bodmin Moor. While searching for magical plants, Hermione stumbles on a door in the ground that leads her and the boys to the crumbling mansion of the time-travel obsessed wizard, William Rashleigh. After her encounter with Rashleigh, Hermione finds herself trapped in a time where magic is feared, witches are hunted, and the punishment for being able to do magic is death. Can Hermione survive The Salem Witch Trials?







A/N: This story is not for the faint at heart. The descriptions of death in the fic will be somewhat graphic and not suitable for young and impressionable readers.







I am BeautifulDreamer07 of Gryffindor House rising up to the answer the prompt. A Shift In Time, in the Spring Challenge.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 10616 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/19/07 Updated: 05/16/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 05/26/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Dear Mr. and Mrs. Granger

Wow, this story was so sad, and so powerful. I've really enjoyed it. This past year, I've learned about the Salem Witch Trials in my American History class, which makes it all the more interesting. You definitely captured the emotions and descriptions perfectly and this story is going into my favourites. Well done!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I\'m really glad you liked it. It\'s my favorite Harry Potter story that I\'ve written, to date. I was immensely proud of it and I\'m glad that you enjoy it! :D

 

A Fainting Fancy by Kayonaise
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: A year and a half after the end of the war, everything is going well for Tonks; she’s newly married and has recently been promoted. But is all the hard work beginning to take its toll? Mindless fluff. RL/NT.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1726 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/29/07 Updated: 05/06/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Fainting Fancy

Aww! Cute!

Author's Response: Thanks!

 

Love's Boundaries by tc015
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: 1st One-Shot for ElectronicQuillster's Summer 2007 Romance NEWT class by tc015 of Gryffindor House.

A mother's approval means a lot; Nymphadora Tonks just wished she had her mothers.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2210 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/16/07 Updated: 06/18/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This story is great! It's cute and funny. This part made me laugh for so long:

Ted took a gulp of his coffee. “You know,” he said thoughtfully, “you remind me of myself.”

“That’s great,” she muttered. “I’m a reminder of a dilapidated old man. Let’s see where this is going.”

“No, comedian,” he replied, “your taste in guys.”

“Huh?” asked Tonks. “Don’t tell me you’re having an affair with a gay werewolf behind my mother’s back. She might hurl one of old cauldrons at you.”


Author's Response: Thanks!

 

Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

That was hillarious! I loved it! I'm still laughing!

Author's Response: Awww,thanks! Cute username, by the way... reminds me of one of my OC\'s.

 
Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

It's up, but they rejected chapter two. But not for the reason I thought they would...Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Author's Response: I will check it out... but I can\'t promise it\'ll be anytime soon. Grade reports come out today, and I\'ll probably be banned from the internet!

 
Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

Since I don't know how to respond to a response, I'm doing this. Thanks! I'm glad you like my name. I like yours too. It makes me think of this thing my uncle gave me called "The Avenging Unicorn" with which you impale plastic people. It's great stress relief. I swear, they should make custom ones. There are some people I know and want to impale. Also, I've written a humor story and want to know if you think it's "funny farm" material or just plain funny or something like that. It's "Harry Potter and the World of Death". And it's also proof that I have a strange sense of humor.

Author's Response: HAHAHAHAHA... the Avenging Unicorn... I desperately want one. Your story sounds interesting! I\'ll read it for sure-- if it\'s not up on MNFF, can you send it to me? My email address is accessible via ze link on my profile.

 

It's All in Your Head by Celtic_Jewel
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Hermione stood, watching the sea dance up and down the beach. As she watched, tears trickled and dropped, one by one, down to the ground.





The Mental Disorders are only slightly suggested at the end.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders

Word count: 1847 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/27/07 Updated: 08/09/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 04/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: Hermione's Reflection

Your writing style is wonderful! It paints a clear picture in my mind and is very sweet. 10/10

~Remora

Author's Response: Thank you so much! -Ema

 

Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.

This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?

Deathly Hallows spoilers.

Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 307 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/02/07 Updated: 08/03/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

That was great! I'm cracking up (still in library...but not the one that doesn't kick you out, even if you scream).

Author's Response: Thanks! Man, I wish I lived near that library...

 

Love Will Never Die by I_LUV_MOONY
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS



Many were heartbroken when they saw Remus and Tonks dead. But how did they die?

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1312 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/08/07 Updated: 08/15/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww! I just want to start out by saying that I LOVE Remus and Tonks. They have been my favorites since they came into the series and I was SO mad when they died. I love reading stories about how they die (I'm such a cheerful person, aren't I?) and this one was excellent!

Author's Response: Thank you very much! Remus was always my favorite character, and he and Tonks just went together. I liked her, too, although I envy her slightly. ;) Thanks again for the review!

 

Of That Which Matters Most by rard
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: As war rages around them, Remus and Tonks are pulled along with the tide. New, prejudical laws are passed, and the couple must take drastic action in order to stay together. When the climactic battle arrives, Tonks must make an impossible, heartbreaking choice. Follow the couple through the timeframe of Deathly Hallows. DH spoilers abound!


As the outline has expanded, the originally intended three chapters of this story have turned into twelve chapters of R/T goodness. :-)


Chapter 6 has been sumitted!

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 10572 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
08/27/07 Updated: 06/13/08


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 03/31/08 Title: Chapter 5: Regrets and New Ideas

I love this story! Keep up the good writing!

 

Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?



It better be just like this.



No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)



You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.



P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3145 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/28/07 Updated: 08/29/07


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

I read this the other day and forgot to review, so I will now:
This made me laugh for about ten minutes straight after I finished reading it. And shortly after, I watched the movie...It was all I could do not to laugh manically during the whole thing!

Author's Response: Wow, thanks! Hehehe, I was watching the movie the other day, and kept thinking about my stupid spoof.

 

Teddy by dumbledorefluertwins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 297]

Summary: It's Teddy Lupin's first year at Hogwarts. As an orphan, he has bounced backwards and forwards between his grandmother and his godfather. Follow him on a journey where he discovers the values of friendship, family and love, along with fighting the prejudices against his father, and getting through Defense Against the Dark Arts, with a teacher who just seems to hate him for no reason...




*DH spoilers, obviously*

NOTE: I am sorry, but I have left this site, due to lack of time and personal issues concerning RL and the site. This story is discontinued here, but may well be posted elsewhere in the future.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 22111 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Published:
09/09/07 Updated: 11/03/08


Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/31/07 Title: Chapter 6: The Injustice of it All

I love your story! It's really good, and I can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you! :D

 
Reviewer: clumsywerewolf2438 Signed
Date: 12/31/07 Title: Chapter 5: Professor Dermot

Amazing! You're a great author. It takes talent to come up with a character as loathesome as Dermot! I particualarly loathe (well, like in the sense that it's really a great line for an evil guy like him) his way of calling Teddy's mum Nymphadora Tonks instead of Nymphadora Lupin...to his face no less! Keep up the good work!


Author's Response: Thank you! That\'s exactly the reaction I wanted to get out of people! :D ~Evie

 
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