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I'm a teenage girl who loves Harry Potter, acting, music, trumpet, soccer, friends, musicals, Monty Python, Spamalot, animals, biology, earth science, history, singing (though I'm horrible), Science Olympied, Friendly's, Chrismakuh, Halloween, and life. I've always wanted to move to Britain or place else cool but unfortunately I'm stuck in the U.S.. My grammar is terrible so don't yell at me that much, I'm trying to get better.My favorite musicals in no particular order are: Spamalot, The Phantom of the Opera, Fiddler on the Roof, and the Newsies. My favorite painting is the Penultimate Supper by By Monty Python and Michelangelo.
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Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: Swallow_the_Coconut Signed
Date: 11/25/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Well, that was a shocker. I love that story and I am still laughing over it. It's my favorite one that I've read on this site yet!

Author's Response: Wow, thank ye! I\'m glad the ending surprised you! Love the username, by the way.

 

Home Improvement by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 62]

Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.



Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...



Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/07 Updated: 09/04/07


Reviewer: Swallow_the_Coconut Signed
Date: 11/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

Ha-ha! I told my sister who's read the Dark Lord's Blog about the alarm and she immediately asked: Did Schmerg write this?
Though I thought that Harry was bringing Martha Stuart to meet Ron. Not Hermione. I loved it!

Author's Response: Hehehehe, apparently I\'m identifiable by my writing style... yeah, in the original draft, it was Roxy Black ( a member of this site) instead of Hermione, because I wrote this story for her. But I changed it to Hermione so that the mods would accept it.

 

The Wolf Laments by whitefur
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: All about our dear ol' Moony!

About how Remus Lupin counters the emotional distress he finds himself in since the fateful night of 31 October 1981...

A journey through the life of Moony, the man who's seen it all...and has been through ALL of it, death, deception, distress et all ... its a journey through the memories of his school days and the first war...his days with his friends...days spent living in the Muggle world...days as Professor Lupin...days as a husband and a father...and...till the very end...till the last full moon night, before he dies in the battle of Hogwarts.

Chapter 8 is up!! Remus Lupin looks back at the past, ponders over the present, and contemplates the future… The missing moments in POA…

The spoiler warning is for the later chapters!



Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 32172 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
11/20/07 Updated: 04/09/09


Reviewer: Swallow_the_Coconut Signed
Date: 11/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1:Trying to come in terms with...

Mere words cannot convey these events. But you did an honarable job. As good or better than Rowling herself.

Author's Response: Oh!! thank you! means a lot to me!!

 

Half Memories by rev02a
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary: Remus and Sirius share an awkward cup of tea.
One shot set during GOF.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1705 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/21/07 Updated: 11/22/07


Reviewer: Swallow_the_Coconut Signed
Date: 11/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Half Memories

That was pretty good! I love the way that they just start laughing all of a sudden. I hope that Padfoot remembered to scrub behind his ears!

 
Reviewer: Swallow_the_Coconut Signed
Date: 11/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Half Memories

That was pretty good! I love the way that they just start laughing all of a sudden. I hope that Padfoot remembered to scrub behind his ears!

Author's Response: Haha!! Thank you!

 

Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!

WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.

It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?

New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.

Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 183223 Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/09/08 Updated: 03/15/10


Reviewer: Swallow_the_Coconut Signed
Date: 07/24/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: In Which Tyrone Makes Dorkiness Cool

I fell of my chair laughing when I read the Abbey Road bit. My family was so confused! The Potter's Pentagon ones are my favorite that you've written so far. =:~D

Author's Response: You absolutely win, dude! Thanks so much, and I'm glad you got it. ^_^ I think my favourite one I've written is "Long Distance Extendable Ears."

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