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Hi there! I have fourteen stories up, and my favorites are Ripping at the Seams, At the Bus Stop, and Worms for Teeth. Thanks for stopping by!

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Without you, I'm nothing by Clare Mansfield

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: "It didn't mean anything...how could it mean anything to me..." Remus returns from his trip to Hogwarts feeling desolate and confused. In his grief are all the things he is remembering about his sixth year at Hogwarts help him to understand? Has he realised too late the true nature of his friendship with the one he has lost? RL/SB slashy undertones. Post OotP. MWPP 6th Year. No HBP Spoilers.
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/05/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I loved this! This has gone straight to my favorite stories list!!! YAY!!! But... am I totally missing something here, or far too innocent or something of the like... I totally don't get the thing with the hat! I'm terrible! Like my friend Ghita, lol, who didn't get the *cough* "reference" in Shakespeare, even after we discussed it in class... we laughed at her for days.

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/05/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

yay again!! I'm loving this story so much. I totally think Sirius and Remus had something going, even if Remus did get with Tonks eventually. I'm in love with Sirius... lol, I'm just as bad as all the girls who fell in love with him; no, I'm much worse, cuz he's not even in my world! lol

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/05/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Ooh... loved the tension and frustration!!! Will they hook up??? The suspense is killing me! On to the next chapter, I suppose! I know this is like my third review in as many chapters, but your chapters looked so lonely...

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/06/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Oh, this poor chapter is so lonely without any reviews... Well, I loved it! The thing with Peter is CREEPY..... Ew. So many more questions... What's up with Sirius? What's between Remus and Eleanor and Remus and Sirius? James and Lily?? I guess I'll have to find out... tomorrow. (I'm going to bed now.)

Author's Response: Thank you for reading and reviewing. I hope that you continue to read it and enjoy it. It does mean a lot to me that you do! xxx

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/06/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Loved this chapter just as much as the last! Great job with Sirius' character, and nice job on the slashy undertones towards the end. :)

One White Pawn by Ravensgryff

Rated: 6th-7th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: Ron Weasley has started having some very odd dreams. What do they mean? More importantly, can they help the trio to finally defeat Lord Voldemort? A Ron-centric fic written for HP Quills for a Cause.

Dedicated to my husband who always helps me see the big picture.
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 01/28/08 Title: Chapter 3: Epilogue

Oh wow, this was so amazing! So sad, too, with the Percy element. I would have been heartbroken if JKR had killed Percy off in DH without the chance to redeem himself, or get forgiveness. Another thing I like in your story is the ending part-- did you intend it this way, but in my mind it's not clear whether or not Harry made it through. I also like the Through the Looking Glass element. Honestly, that and Alice and Wonderland were my favorite childhood books.

Dark Lord Voldy's Shattered Soul Club Band by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.

So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!

I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/27/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

Yes!!! :) As a Beatles devotee, I loved this! So, when I read what this was about, of course I had to get out my headphones. However, I'm a little weird, so instead of putting on the right CD, I put on "Love", which is this new collection of Beatles remastered by George Martin, which is quite excellent but totally random. So I'm afraid I was listening to things like "Baby You Can Drive My Car" during "Good Morning"....Er... However, at times I did mute the CD and sing aloud to the songs, and they totally worked! So good job! My favourite was Narcissa appealing to Snape, as well as Epilogue/A Day in the Life. :)

Author's Response: Thanks very much! I always love getting reviews on my spoofs, because I worked harder on them than any of my other fics except Potter\'s Pentagon (because those are so darn long).

I have that CD, too! And... my favourite was also the \"She\'s Begging Snape\" one! And, weirdly, the \"Mr. Kite,\" song, which my beta hated.

The Lone Wolf by Soap

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Three words:
Remus's First Kiss.

A completely fluff-filled one shot from the Marauder era. Enjoy!
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 12/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Lone Wolf

Yay!!!! I loved it!!!! That was great. I'm grinning. Remus is cute. :)

The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)

Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.

With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.

Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.

If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.

This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!

Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)

EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/27/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

LOL!!! Yay, a sequel!!! (which, *sniff*, I have finished (it's only two chapters (please update soon (I'm already sad (I don't have a problem!))))). The saddest part: I really, really wish I had all of Volder's shoes.

Author's Response: Hehe, thanks so much for the review! I don\'t think I\'ll update anytime soon, though, sadly. (I wish I had all of those shoes, too. I do in fact adore shoes...)

Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 12/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1: Snape, The Laundry Boy

Ha ha this is interesting. I can't stop reading... at least the Dark Lord has style! :)

Author's Response: well if you don\'t have style, what kind of dark lord are you?

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 06/15/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5: Snape, The Reborn

I have to say, this is the very first fanfic I ever read, and it got my hooked. I haven't read it in many months but reading it again brings back good memories. Will always be one of my favourites. Thanks!

Author's Response: Oh, gosh. *blushes* I feel so...touched. Thank you. Please ignore my teary eyes.

Always by Striped Candycane

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: I can imagine what you would look like
after being kissed, your burning hair
halo-soft around your face, your lips
half parted, flaming, full...

A train to Nowhere. A cherry red umbrella. A brief brushing. One last chance. An acid green light. What could have been.

These are poems featuring Lily Evans and Severus Snape, told in the tragic hero's point of view.
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: Nowhere

OMG THAT WAS AMAZING. I'm just sitting in shock, like WOW. Best poem i have ever read here. Right on the favorites list. WOW..... *speechless*

Author's Response: Thanks for favoriting! There are a lot of really good poems on here though, and I am sure in time you will find PLENTY of pieces to rival mine...although I am glad you enjoyed it!

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/16/08 Title: Chapter 2: If

So speechless I am unable to write anything at all. What could I write in this little white box could describe the pefection of this poem?

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/16/08 Title: Chapter 3: Phoenix

*brushes away tear and applauds once again*

Author's Response: *hands tissue and thanks for all the lovely reviews*

Just Another Time Traveler's Love Story by social loner

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: After a mishap during a heated argument, Hermione and Draco find themselves taken back in time to when the Marauders ruled the halls of Hogwarts and find out that they share a deeper connection than hate. The question is will they ever get back if the only way is to get along? As Hermione and Draco try to get back to their own time as well as fulfill an unwanted destiny, they deal with a disturbed Sorting Hat, unwanted suitors, the constant squabbles of James and Lily, awkward moments galore, and maybe even a little love.

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 01/31/08 Title: Chapter 4: Of Hotties and Lookers

Love this story!!!!!!! My first Hermione/Draco ever, and I'm not disappointed. It's excellent! Please update soon!

Green-Eyed Black by atkarid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The spotlight had always been on Bellatrix Black. With her being so perfect, it was hard to turn away. However, when alarming news about Sirius turns off the spotlight, how will Bella react?

This was going to be an interesting Christmas break...

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

Wow, okay, right after I submitted my first review I realized what an idiot I was. I totally get the title now; it's very clever with the whole jealousy thing.

Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 01/31/08 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

Oh God! That last line totally shocked me. I was just like, God, she is so evil. Very excellent story. Ooooh....

P.S. Who exactly is the "green-eyed Black"? Is that Bellatrix? Sorry, I probably didn't read carefully.

Crosses and Garlic by BlackClaude

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: James suspects there is something more to Remus's absences than he's letting on. Luckily, James always knows just what to say.

Written for SPEW007, for the prompt "Cross".
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 01/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Crosses and Garlic

:) :) :) :) :) Nice job. I especially like how well you did keeping everyone in-character. I've read quite a few Marauder fanfics recently that are so off-character; it's so annoying to read something, all the while be thinking to yourself, "nah, James would NEVER do that!" and so on. There were lots of other positive things about this story, but that's just one that stood out for me.

The Death Eater Dance by Rowlover

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A poem involving Death Eaters, and The Worm.....Need I say more?
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Death Eater Dance

Lol!!! Nice!!!! *wink*

One thing: It's spelled "Crabbe." Sorry; I'm picky.

P.S. Do you row? If you do, isn't it the most wonderful sport ever invented??

Author's Response: YAY! idk if you can change it, but i\'ll remember how to spell crabbe next time:P i don\'t row, though it sounds fun.........rowlover comes from ROWLing LOVER, but noone ever realises it......hehe :P thanks for reviewing!

Mystic Lasanga by social loner

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: James and Lily are married and Lily is acting strange and emotional. More so than usual that is. However, James may have an idea as to what may be causing Lily's strange emotions.
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yay! This is so cute! James and Lily find out about Harry! :) Just a tiny thing, I'm not sure if it was intentional or not: when the healer calls Lily in, she calls her "Evans, Lily", but when she addresses her she calls her "Mrs. Potter". Such a nitpicky detail...
I really loved this story!
Wow, I was grinning at the whole thing with the wand pregnancy test turning blue... I couldn't help think about Muggle pregnancy tests, which also turn blue. Was that a coincidence? Lol. :) Nice!