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Hi there! I have fourteen stories up, and my favorites are Ripping at the Seams, At the Bus Stop, and Worms for Teeth. Thanks for stopping by!

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Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/26/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

In the words of blondeD (hey, and I'm blonde too!): "Keep up the good work!"
E-Crucio!! LOL

Author's Response: Thanks very much! Oh, don\'t E-Crucio me...

 
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/26/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

And Iíll never be able to look Rosy in the eye again. Of course, that has nothing to do with her being on my R.A.B. list and everything to do with the fact that sheís a basilisk.
--Posted by thedarklord666
HILARIOUS!!! I just don't get what's Bellatrix's deal with saying "1" in every post. ?? Meh! Loved it! Lol, you are too good! Freaky coincidence: The same friend of mine who makes fun of "Luscious" for his hair also makes fun of Draco for wearing eyeliner!! And yet I don't think she's ever read this story, or fanfiction in general. Most suspicious, however...On to chapter four!! Bwahaha!!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you! Hmmm... your friend and I may be psychic mind twins?

Bellatrix says \'1\' a lot, because she keeps forgetting to hit the \'shift\' key when she tries to do an exclamation point. Hence the 1. ^_^

 
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/26/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

So, clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of me! LOL!! I was reading along and I was like, Hmm, this sounds like The Princess Bride! And then it was confirmed, which really made my day that I was right about something. I like Voldy's rapping, fo shizzle. He's the home dawg fo wizzle, off da hook. *shudders at her usage of cretin gutter-talk*

Author's Response: Bahahahaha! I really love \"The Princess Bride,\" and... I think everyone else should watch it. So I\'m glad that you did! ^_^ It was quite painful for me to write the gangsta-speak.

 
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/26/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

"wearing white after Labor Day"-- Legally Blonde reference, right? Hmm...

My favorite pick up lines: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" ~"No" "Enough to break the ice!" AND "You're just a nobody. And nobody's perfect." AND "If I made an immature, sophomoric joke about your body, would you hold it against me?" AND "You'll do."

Author's Response: Hmmm... that wasn\'t a Legally Blonde reference (I\'ve never seen that movie), but it is something my mum always rants about, people who do that .^_^

Okay ,those pick-up lines are amazing. My personal favourites are \"If I said you had a heavenly body, would you orbit around me?\" and \"Do you have the Mirror of Erised in your pocket, because I can see my heart\'s desire in your pants.\"

 
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/26/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Ahh, dear sweet, pimpin Luscious...my favorite. Is this really the end? *tears up* Well, I've spent a good afternoon with this story, and think that Draco is hot while Harry is kinda mean. I mean, if Draco wants to come see the Power Rangers, he shouldn't have to bribe the Chosen One to do it!

Author's Response: This IS the end, but there is a little bit of a sequel-- just two chapters up. It\'s called \"The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor.\"

I\'m glad you liked it! Did Harry really seem mean to you? I thought he seemed rather humane, defeating Voldershmookins without actually killing him and all.

 
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/26/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Hmm...how are you instantly responding to my reviews? I am sick today, so have nothing to do but read fanfiction whilst I should be learning and taking a test on Macbeth, but shouldn't you be at school? *strokes beardless chin thoughtfully*

P.S. Did I mention this is going onto my Favorites fo shizzle?

Author's Response: Thanks for favouriting! I get an email every time I get a new revew, so I can respond pretty instantly. Where I live, it\'s 5:59 PM, so I just finished eating dinner. I really should be studying for a math test, though...

 

Amanda by Purplemage
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Amanda wasnít much different from the other girls at Hogwarts. Except for the fact that she decided to end her life. She also considered Remus Lupin to be her only friend. Thatís why when the school is going to hold a service in her memory Remus is the one chosen to write a eulogy. The problem is that Remus barely knew her and doesnít know what to write. Thatís when Sirius decides to help him.

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Slash, Suicide

Word count: 4907 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 09/28/06


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 04/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Amanda

Awww.....*takes deep breaths to prevent from crying* This was so amazing!!! A few months ago a boy at my school who was a teacher's assistant in my Spanish class committed suicide...it was so awful to go to third period and he wasn't there, and he had seemed like one of the thousands that blend into the crowds. :( This was beautiful. Well done.

Author's Response: Thank you.

 
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 04/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Amanda

Okay I know I just reviewed but I remembered what else I wanted to say. ;) I like how you made this so realistic, especially with how people are viewed after they're dead. It's a strange thing, isn't it?
I love Wolfstar, and this was a very unique way to do it. Very memorable.

Author's Response: I'm glad you found it realistic. It was something I was very worried about. Thank you so much for taking the time to review this.

 

Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."

Ridiculously short one-shot.



Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 983 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/26/06 Updated: 10/29/06


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/27/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

Oh wow. This was so excellent!! The last line was so shocking. !!! The Malfoys were never my favourite characters whilst I only read the books, but after being addicted to fanfiction for several months now I've grown to love to them very much; they're some of my favourite characters. This was great!!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! This is like the first review I\'ve gotten that doesn\'t just say, \"Was the girl Hermione?\" I had a lot of fun writing this one, though.

Funny, I never cared about the Malfoys until I became familiar with Makani\'s beautiful Harry Potter fan art (she loves Lucius). Now, I still dislike Draco, but in a \"haha, he\'s such a dork,\" kind of way. But I have learned to love Cissa and Luci, and the seventh book really cinched it for me.

 

Summary: "Too much love will kill you, just as sure as none at all."


Harry has spent eight months with the memory of one fateful night, not knowing whether his lover is dead or alive. When he learns that his lover has returned and is being tried by the Wizengamot, Harry wants to do everything in his power to save them, but does this lover still want him, or did it not matter to them at all? And how will Harry explain to his friends that he loves Draco Malfoy?



Alternate sequel to Bohemian Rhapsody.

Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 14402 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
11/10/06 Updated: 01/23/08


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/25/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Oh! I just read Bohemian Rhapsody last night and I am quite surprised now! Draco's not dead....! Well, this is good for Harry, I guess. *snickers at hilarious Draco/Harry love scene*

Author's Response: Well, keep reading. :)

 

Counting to Five Thousand by Rhetor
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 54]

Summary: Past Featured StoryOne decision leads to an army of consequences, and a lifetime is not too long to spend amending them.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 11985 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/06 Updated: 12/21/06


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 05/11/08 Title: Chapter 3: Epilogue: Counting to One

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW. This was simply INCREDIBLE. I'm...I'm speechless. Exquisitely written, beautifully flowing, and incredibly unique and gorgeous (and heartwrenching) plot. My favourite fic EVER.

Author's Response: Thank you, Rhiannon. That is high praise indeed.\r\n\r\nSorry it\'s taken me so long to respond. I\'ve been working on original fiction for the last several months and haven\'t visited the Fanfic sites very much. \r\n\r\n~Ken

 

The End of The World by Slian Martreb
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Title says it all, I think

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1082 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/18/06 Updated: 11/23/06


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 05/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: The End of the World

I've read other things by you, and you really are a one-of-a-kind author. This was fantastic. (We just did Nihilism in psychology, and as I was reading I just kept thinking, "NIHILISM!") This was extremely well done, and I appreciate it as a story, not as a HP fanfic.

 

Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."

After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...


"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 46326 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
11/29/06 Updated: 09/18/11


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 01/24/08 Title: Chapter 11: Twenty-fifth detention... and the immortalized game of Truth or Dare

OMG!!!! So I've waited until I've read all that's here to review, and let me just say......OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. This is the best fanfic I have ever read, ever. Loved it loved it loved it. Loved it. Did I mention I loved it? I was laughing out loud, I was depressed, I was giggling, because Lily/James just make the best fanfics ever, with the whole opposites attract romance thing. Yay!
Then...I went to your author page to see what else you'd written, and I got very, very, depressed. Because you're 16. And I'm almost 15 1/2. Which means we're practically the same age, and yet I will never in my entire life be able to write like you. Can I just say here again that I loved it? The plot, the style of writing...everything. James is so cute. I would totally snog him, if he existed. If I ever find myself in the Potterverse in the marauder era, that'll be my first course of action.
PLEASEEEE UPDATE!!!!
P.S. I agree that Spanish is the sexiest language ever; it's totally my favorite.
P.P.S. I might have to acknowledge to having done a few of the dares. *blush*

Author's Response: Wow, what a flattering review. I\"m very glad you liike the story so much. But let me just say that writing has nothing to do with age, but experience. I\'ve been writing since I was thirteen, that\'s why I\'ve been making progress. Ooh.... dares are fun. I admit I did one of those too....

 

Summary: Lily has planned this meeting from the day she and James began dating. First, there would be the greetings between James and her parents. Then, dinner would come. This would be closely followed by a time to just chat and have her parents and boyfriend become acquainted with each other. Everything would be perfect. But this all changes after her sister’s insufferable boyfriend shows up, “Black” magic goes haywire, and her parents don’t return from ‘their honeymoon all over again’ until the next day. Couples battle it out, and it seems no one will make it out in one piece after three arm wrestling matches, a bounding black dog, and an angry exchange. This meeting is certainly not going as planned...

Chapter 7 Updated!!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 22705 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
12/04/06 Updated: 11/26/08


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/12/08 Title: Chapter 6: That Whole Stomping Foot Thing

LOL!!! Liked it! Very funny and entertaining. I especially enjoyed the little jabs at Sirius' future-- "I'm going to be a murderer when I grow up!" and all the dog puns -- "puppy-dog eyes". :)

Author's Response: Thanks so much!!! I just couldn\'t resist the puns! haha

 

Summer Months by Schlimazel
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: "In this heat, of course, it was only that ridiculous Godric who would be able to tempt Rowena out of her libraries and into a stroll out of doors. Helga would predictably be stealing a nap amidst the roses in the garden in the company of her kneazles, for she was always claimed to be particularly affected by the sleep-inducing factors of warmth. Only Salazar kept to himself atop the little castle, watching what might be his friends with a spiteful eye." [SxG][slash]

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 1124 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/06 Updated: 12/21/06


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 04/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: Stifle

Wow. Great, great job. This is beautiful and perfectly written. Everyone is IC and what I especially liked was how well you made the heat and actually just images in general come to life with your vivid language. Nice.

Author's Response: Ah, thank you! I think I was experiencing a particularly heavy summer when I wrote this [it was awhile ago!], so it was just a matter of pulling the words from the air. Thanks so much!

 

As You Sleep by GryffindorGoddess
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: Ron had always loved Hermione but could barely manage enough courage to tell her. Looking back on his life, he knows he should have done more when he had the chance. One-shot.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 3726 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/21/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 01/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: As You Sleep

*wipes away tears* So...good...

Author's Response: Aw, there, there. *pats* :)

 

Black as Snow by Celestial Melody
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 17]

Summary:

Bellatrix and Tom Riddle—two of the most enigmatic characters in Harry Potter—have puzzled writers and readers alike since their equally horrifying introductions. Why did Bellatrix believe she was Lord Voldemort’s most dedicated and favored follower? Why did the Dark Lord indulge a woman he could have squashed like an insignificant bug; why did he allow her to continue in her ‘delusions,’ if, indeed, they were delusions?

I believe that these allowances are not simply coincidences. Why should the most feared dark wizard of all time cater to a pawn? There must have been prior connections between the two to create this bond.

In “Black as Snow,” we glimpse a snippet of Tom Riddle’s life at Hogwarts, his (hypothetical) introduction to Bellatrix, and, afterwards, the special bond the witch and wizard shared … then, and now.

Created for the wonderful rita_skeeter in MNFF’s Ravenclaw Christmas Exchange, 2006.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 12221 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 07/31/08


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 12/05/07 Title: Chapter 3: Snowflake, Part One

Wow this is amazing! Well written and intriguing plot line. Reminds me a lot of The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffennegger, if you've ever read that, kind of the same plot of love through the ages, love withstanding time. Nice!

Author's Response: Thank you! =)

I never have read The Time Traveler\'s Wife, but I will definitely check that out. Sounds fascinating. And, if you like time-travel books, the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon is ace. =)

Once again, thank you so much for the review. \'Twas very encouraging, dear.

~Julia

 

A Cold Heaven by forsakenphoenix
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Even in death, James shines brighter than Sirius. But heís no longer jealous, knows that itís just borrowed light; James glows when heís loved. He was always loved, will always be loved.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations, Slash, Violence

Word count: 14755 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/03/07 Updated: 03/23/07


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 04/13/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Okay...time to leave another review. I just love, love, love, love this fic. Love it. Forget Sirius/Remus. Sirius and James are meant to be. I think my favourite parts were the flashbacks. My heart was aching for Sirius in the flashback of the boys the night before James' wedding. So sad! You did such a great job. Right on the favourites list.

 
Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 04/10/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

OH.MY.GOD. *breathless, cannot find words to describe her emotions* THIS WAS INCREDIBLE. Without a doubt the best one shot I have ever read. Sirius/James is my favourite pairing, but I've never found any...until this one, which so completely blew me away. Flawless. Absolutely flawless. You blended flashbacks and future and afterlife all seamlessly and beautifully. The James/Sirius relationship was perfectly done as well. I think I'll leave some more reviews later when I've caught my breath. Stunning.

 

Without you, I'm nothing by Clare Mansfield
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 47]

Summary: "It didn't mean anything...how could it mean anything to me..." Remus returns from his trip to Hogwarts feeling desolate and confused. In his grief are all the things he is remembering about his sixth year at Hogwarts help him to understand? Has he realised too late the true nature of his friendship with the one he has lost? RL/SB slashy undertones. Post OotP. MWPP 6th Year. No HBP Spoilers.

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Slash, Violence

Word count: 56687 Chapters: 31 Completed: No
Published:
01/26/07 Updated: 03/05/09


Reviewer: Rhi for HP Signed
Date: 02/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Hey! What an excellent prologue. I'm already bursting with questions, loving the writing style, and excited for the next chapter! Nice!

 
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