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"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

Hello! I'm Padfoot, or PnP if you're in a rush. I like Harry Potter. I write fanfiction. I read fanfiction. You read fanfiction. Read my fanfiction.

The website above is my friend Orii's. I've got a few poems up on there-- feel free to check them out :D

Random info for stalkerish stalkers:

Hogwarts House- Gryffindor

Fav. HP Book- Sorcerer's Stone

Fav. HP Characters- Sirius, the Marauders (which includes Sirius, of course, but he's my favorite so he gets special recognition), the Weasleys, Luna, Neville, Tonks, Hagrid, the Trio, and Lily. Funny how a bunch of my favorites end up dead, isn't it?

Fav. Ships- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna

Fav. HP Movie- Sorcerer's Stone (gotta love consistency), Goblet of Fire

Fav. Fan Fic Authors- Schmerg_The_Impaler, Pussycat123, MagEd

Fav. Authors- J.K. Rowling, Harper Lee, Cornelia Funke, David Lubar, Ellen Raskin, Sarah Dessen, and many more

Stories:

A Weasley Christmas- first fic ever. Based off 'Twas the night before Christmas', only with a bunch of the lines changed so it pertains to Harry Potter.

A Letter For Fred- another poem. Rather sweet, from George to the recently-deceased Fred. I'm quite happy with how this one turned out.

The Trouble With Being Trusted- My very first Gauntlet, where a I wrote as Tonks. Includes younger versions of older characters, and the protaganist escaping death many times.

Who Killed the King?- My murder mystery WIP. I'm finally working on some more chapters, so hopefully they'll be up soon!

The Marauding Roses of Gryffindor- joint fic between me in a couple Gryffs. It was set up and put together by Michelle. And although I didn't win the date with Sirius, I got Remus instead, which is pretty awesome.

When Love Prevails- my second Gauntlet, co-written by the fabulous Brittany. Probably the weirdest James/Lily story you'll ever find. I wrote the wacky Lily ^_^

I hope to have more up soon, but feel free to drop a review for any of those!

My favorite HP quote of all time is as follows:

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

Yes, I have barely any emotional depth. Why do you ask?

Other favorite Quotes:

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." (I liked it better when Kingsley said it in the movie. That was hilarious!)

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

"I'll join you when hell freezes over."

"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"

“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present.”

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

Oh, and don't forget Elvendork! It's unisex!

"And, quite honestly, I've had enough trouble for a lifetime"
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The Cause by Pussycat123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 276]

Summary: Marty Price works for The Cause, which involves several campaigns and petitions on a weekly basis. It has become common knowledge within Hogwarts that if you see her coming towards you with a clipboard, you should turn and walk the other way. Or perhaps deny all grasp of the English language. And if this isn’t eccentric enough, there’s also her obsessive written observations of four boys in her year, which will one day make a rather interesting book ...

Remus Lupin, meanwhile, has always been a little different, too. Poor, sweet Remus Lupin is, to the casual observer, the picture of a sensible, hard working student. However, he has three friends who have done more for him than anyone knows and they have done this because of his troubled past, troubled present and troubled future. Why the gloominess? Because Remus Lupin just so happens to be a werewolf.

So what could these two possibly have in common? And how can their stories possibly connect?

Runner-up for the 2008 Best Marauder Era QSQ.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 85857 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/06/07 Updated: 10/28/08


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 05/13/08 Title: Chapter 12: Asparagus

Yaay, lovely chapter! Marty handled it quite well, but I figured she would. I had to reread the end of chapter 11, and then I was like, Duh! He tells her he's a werewolf! *shakes head at looniness*

I'm anxious to read the next chapter! This is one of my favorite Marauder stories, if not my favorite.
~PnP

Author's Response: Wow, thank you! =D The next chapter is already in the queue, hopefully it will be updated soon. It\'s a shame all the long waits had to happen right as I had a big cliffie, but I hope it was worth it anyway! There was never really any question in my mind about whether or not Marty would take it well (after all, if anyone\'s a sucker for a sob story, it\'s her) but why not make a cliffie out of it anyway? Fingers crossed the next will be up soon!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 05/21/08 Title: Chapter 13: Paginate

*gak*

Author's Response: I\'m not sure what that means, but I\'m going to take it as a good thing. =D

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/14/07 Title: Chapter 7: Hide-And-Seek

Awwwwwwwww, some Marty/ Remus! They make such a nice couple, even if I do love Remus/Tonks.

I like the Marauders' letter. It was very in-character, and I aplaud you on that. *claps*

The cards reminded me of DH when the stuff is written on the plaque in Godric's Hollow. Did you get the idea from that?

This was a good chapter. Can't wait for the next one!

~Padfoot


Author's Response: Actually, I sort of got the idea from when Princess Diana died, and the road was covered with flowers and messages and stuff; only of course, Princess Diana\'s was a little more extreme than Marty\'s mum, but it was that sort of thing (after all, they were both mothers who died too young and wanted to make the world a better place). I\'m glad you liked the chapter. Thanks for reviewing. I think I just depressed myself ...

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/14/07 Title: Chapter 7: Hide-And-Seek

Awwwwwwwww, some Marty/ Remus! They make such a nice couple, even if I do love Remus/Tonks.

I like the Marauders' letter. It was very in-character, and I aplaud you on that. *claps*

The cards reminded me of DH when the stuff is written on the plaque in Godric's Hollow. Did you get the idea from that?

This was a good chapter. Can't wait for the next one!

~Padfoot


Author's Response: Actually, I sort of got the idea from when Princess Diana died, and the road was covered with flowers and messages and stuff; only of course, Princess Diana\'s was a little more extreme than Marty\'s mum, but it was that sort of thing (after all, they were both mothers who died too young and wanted to make the world a better place). I\'m glad you liked the chapter. Thanks for reviewing. I think I just depressed myself ...

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 05/21/08 Title: Chapter 13: Paginate

Oops, sorry! It cut off the rest of the review! *grumbles* Here it is...

Sirius was quite the pighead in this chapter. It's quite a feat to insult Marty, Remus, James, and Peter all in a couple paragraphs! Lily slightly annoyed me with her drop-the-Marauders-and-be-my-friend thing, but it'll probably clear up.

I totally agree with your end note. The whole chapter was brilliant (I know 'gak' makes it sound otherwise, but I truly enjoyed it), and I hope I can soon read chapter fourteen!
~PnP

Author's Response: Well ... yeah. Everyone was pretty ... um. Special. In this chapter. Lily and Sirius particularly. Although I honestly didn\'t take the *gak* to be a bad thing. *gak* can mean many, many things. I hope you get to read then next chapter soon, too, because it\'s a lot of fun, and definitely my favourite!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/28/07 Title: Chapter 6: The Annexe

poor Marty! wait- who killed her mum? I'm a little confoozled at that. Aweosme but sad chappie! can't wait for the next!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Death Eaters. Because her Mum was holding meetings against Voldemort, and being very opinionated about it all, so he sent the Death Eaters over. Glad you\'re enjoying it, though.

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/13/07 Title: Chapter 5: Taffy's

YOU KILLED MARTY'S MOM!??! NO!!!!! er, yeah, lol... but i really like your story, besides that little death scene at the end. i like your characterization of Sirius- how you mentioned what he posts on his walls and how he actually cares about Regulus... cant wait for next chappie!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: *grimace* Sorry about that ... It had to happen, though. I\'m glad you like the story and the Marauders ... *loves*

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 08/18/08 Title: Chapter 17: Most Indubitably

Ah! You evil, evil, writer, you! Not a cliffie! I can't possibly guess what Aunt Tabby wants- I guess I'll have to wait till the next brilliant chapter, so update soon! (I hate saying that, but I might die from agony if it takes too long) 10/10!
~PnP

Author's Response: Sorry. I don't mean to be so evil ... well, that's a lie, I do. Keep ya comin' back for more, eh? ;D I am most honoured by your ten out of ten, and I will update as soon as I can, so thanks!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 09/05/08 Title: Chapter 19: Passing Phase

Haha, a wonderful chapter full of unrequited love. James was funny, and I adore how close he is to Luanne. But one more chapter left??? NO!!!!!! I'm so sad... *sniff* Well, I hope it comes soon!
~PnP

Author's Response: James and Luanne are probably my favourite couple in this whole fic (couple used as a very loose term here, of course) so I'm glad you like that! If I went to Hogwarts, I would love for James to be my adopted father. Thanks for the review, very glad the unrequited (or is it?) love didn't get too boring for you like it did for my brother, because personally I rather liked it! =)

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 06/08/08 Title: Chapter 14: Very Bohemian

This was a fun chapter! My favorite parts were Luanne (she's hilarious!) and James's poem, which was so bad but extremely funny. I'm glad that you didn't squish all the apologies into one chapter, even though now I'm anxious to read the next chapter!
~PnP

Author's Response: Ha! All my poems are that bad. Well, maybe not THAT bad. But close. I\'m really glad you enjoyed this chapter, because it\'s definitely one of my favourites. Thanks for reviewing!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 08/31/08 Title: Chapter 18: Uncle Morris

Haha, when I said I wanted the next chapter up soon in my other review, I guess I got what I wanted!

The protest... I'm sad it didn't work, but at least they'll get a plaque. Remus was so sweet in this chapter- he's so adorable! And Marty doesn't want to go back to Taffy's... is that why she asked Remus if she could stay with him? I think she'll do something Marty-ish, like protest against working there ^_^ Yeah, I'm not very original.

Another awesome chapter of an awesome story! This chapter kind of reminded me of Hoot when they protest at the pancake place.
~PnP

Author's Response: I did have a reason for not making the protest work in the end, it was very deep and metaphorical, but I can't actually remember it. I'm sure it was excellent at the time. You're right that that's the reason Marty asked if she could stay again, and even though I'm not sure she'd go so far as to protest her own family (unless they did something really REALLY bad) she's certainly not too happy about it at the moment. I guess you'll have to wait and see what she does!

 

7 Ways to Win Her Heart by x_lily_evans_x
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 200]

Summary: COMPLETED

Ah, Christmas. The season of joy and love. And Head Boy James Potter fully intends to use the loving atmosphere to his advantage by coming up with plans and using them to capture the heart of Lily Evans.

But since when do plans transfer beautifully from parchment to life?

Six plans become five, five become four, four become three, three become two, two become one, and then there are none.

Then his friends come to the rescue.

But of course.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26155 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/14/07 Updated: 12/07/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/08/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter VII

Aww, that was a wonderful ending! I loved it! It gave me warm fuzzies... great job! I like how you have James' relationship with the Marauders in this chapter; like how he trusts them and stuff. I'm so sad it's over!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Thanks! Yes, James trusts his friends a lot, doesn\'t he. A lot too much, in fact, in the case of Peter Pettigrew. I\'m glad you thought it was a wonderful ending. Thanks for the review! (:

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/08/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter IV

aww, i love the plans Gemma comes up with! i also like how you included Sirius's love for mortorcycles... good job! love this story- cant wait for next chappie!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Haha, yeah, I just had to add in Sirius\' love for motorcycles somewhere. I happen to like writing Gemma\'s plans the most! Thanks for the review!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/14/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter V

i was so not diasppointed! awesome chapter... i woulld be one of the girls chasing sirius lol... cant wait for next chappie!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Really? Well, Sirius does have some... desirable qualities (coughgoodlookscough and coughhighsexappealcough) so your chasing him is perfectly understandable. :D Thanks for the review!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/23/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter VI

aww, this plan is probably my favorite. i thought it was phunny how she couldn't dance, while other stories have her as a wonderful dancer. i think i like her better as a non- dancer... great chapter! i can't wait for the next one!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: I\'m glad you like a non-perfect Lily! I figured that there had to be something she didn\'t excel at... and I made it her dancing! Lol, and I liked plan six too :D Ice-skating is just so ROMANTIC! (:

 

A Day at the Spa by Nevilles Girl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 84]

Summary:
Dear Mister Snape,
We are very pleased to present you with this once in a lifetime offer: A free day at Deena’s Magical Day Spa! Just Apparate to the address below and present this coupon to redeem your prize! We hope to see you there!
Sincerely,
Deena’s Magical Day Spa


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1143 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/18/07 Updated: 09/26/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Day at the Spa

haha hilarious! i liked how it was hermione... good job! 10/10
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Thank you for the excellent review!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Day at the Spa

haha hilarious! i liked how it was hermione... good job! 10/10
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Double Double Post and Trouble Something wicked this way comes!

 

Love a Duck! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 120]

Summary: Love a duck! Will he stop at nothing? Voldemort is rapidly taking over, and his Death Eaters are killing Muggle-borns every day. The good news? A mysterious man, known only as The Phoenix, is rescuing people in the nick of time all over England.

Meanwhile, newlywed writer Lily Potter has troubles of her own. For one, her marriage is not turning out to be as great as she'd thought... for another, she's been blackmailed by an old "friend" into turning spy and discovering the Phoenix's true identity.

Thrills, spills, laughs, gasps, song lyrics, and good old swashbucklin' intrigue.

Inspired by Baroness Emmuska Orczy's excellent novel, "The Scarlet Pimpernel," and Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton's AMAZING musical by the same name.

But if you're not familiar with either, the story's just all the more suspenseful! All song lyrics used in this story are based on those by Wildhorn and Knighton

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14816 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
09/24/07 Updated: 11/10/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/10/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: In Which Dumbledore Doesn't Pull a Fast One

It's not Dumbledore, is it? Anyways, loved the chappie, and I liked how Lily blew up at James (sounds weird, i know) and how she named her conscience... sounds like soemthing I'd do... i'd probly name it Sirius or something :)... anyways, i love using the three!!!s too, and i hope Lily doesn't die! well, that was dumb... obviousdly she dies, but i meant in yourt story :)
~Padfoot
PS- is their gonna be more Sirius soon?

Author's Response: Thanks! As for whether it\'s Dumbledore... you\'ll see. ^_^ I love using lots and ots of exclamation points! YAY!!! There will be more Sirius, and soon... that\'s all I\'m going to say. You see a lot of him toward the end of the story.

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/10/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: In Which Dumbledore Doesn't Pull a Fast One

hey, i just realized something! love a duck rhymes with what the- um, i think i'll stop there :~)
oh and so this isn't spammy or hammy or jukebox jammy... this is a wonderful fic and i hope dumbledore gets his toothbrush!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Hmmm... someone told me it was a euphemism for \'mother...\' um, I think I\'ll stop there. But I just got it from hearing my friend\'s mom say it, and it made me laugh like an idiot.
Thanks very much! (And I giggled when you said \'jukebox jammy.\' The toothbrush thing was stolen from JK Rowling\'s original plot outline of OotP... don\'t tell her!)

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: On The Streets Of London

i didnt like this at first, but now i do! i think james& sirius r abit OOC, but i dunno... cant wait for chap.4 !!!

Author's Response: Oh, good, I\'m glad you like it now! James and Sirius are OOC because... well... *giggles* there\'s actually a reason for it, but I don\'t want to give away the plot. I\'ll just say for now that they don\'t trust Lily.

 
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