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"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

Hello! I'm Padfoot, or PnP if you're in a rush. I like Harry Potter. I write fanfiction. I read fanfiction. You read fanfiction. Read my fanfiction.

The website above is my friend Orii's. I've got a few poems up on there-- feel free to check them out :D

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Hogwarts House- Gryffindor

Fav. HP Book- Sorcerer's Stone

Fav. HP Characters- Sirius, the Marauders (which includes Sirius, of course, but he's my favorite so he gets special recognition), the Weasleys, Luna, Neville, Tonks, Hagrid, the Trio, and Lily. Funny how a bunch of my favorites end up dead, isn't it?

Fav. Ships- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna

Fav. HP Movie- Sorcerer's Stone (gotta love consistency), Goblet of Fire

Fav. Fan Fic Authors- Schmerg_The_Impaler, Pussycat123, MagEd

Fav. Authors- J.K. Rowling, Harper Lee, Cornelia Funke, David Lubar, Ellen Raskin, Sarah Dessen, and many more

Stories:

A Weasley Christmas- first fic ever. Based off 'Twas the night before Christmas', only with a bunch of the lines changed so it pertains to Harry Potter.

A Letter For Fred- another poem. Rather sweet, from George to the recently-deceased Fred. I'm quite happy with how this one turned out.

The Trouble With Being Trusted- My very first Gauntlet, where a I wrote as Tonks. Includes younger versions of older characters, and the protaganist escaping death many times.

Who Killed the King?- My murder mystery WIP. I'm finally working on some more chapters, so hopefully they'll be up soon!

The Marauding Roses of Gryffindor- joint fic between me in a couple Gryffs. It was set up and put together by Michelle. And although I didn't win the date with Sirius, I got Remus instead, which is pretty awesome.

When Love Prevails- my second Gauntlet, co-written by the fabulous Brittany. Probably the weirdest James/Lily story you'll ever find. I wrote the wacky Lily ^_^

I hope to have more up soon, but feel free to drop a review for any of those!

My favorite HP quote of all time is as follows:

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

Yes, I have barely any emotional depth. Why do you ask?

Other favorite Quotes:

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." (I liked it better when Kingsley said it in the movie. That was hilarious!)

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

"I'll join you when hell freezes over."

"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"

“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present.”

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

Oh, and don't forget Elvendork! It's unisex!

"And, quite honestly, I've had enough trouble for a lifetime"
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Summary: Fifth in the Janey Weasley series – and this time we hear from Janey’s middle child, Tillie.
She is eleven years old. Her sister, Day, is fifteen, and she also has a seven-year-old brother called Nicky. Due to leave for Hogwarts at the end of the summer, Tillie is utterly perplexed. She can’t imagine life without her sweet, innocent (it seems) little brother to look after, or her carefree, happy mother to look up to. But as the inevitable grows closer, Tillie will soon have to accept that time will wait for no one ... Note: Don’t worry, I haven’t cheated you out of Janey’s wedding – all will be revealed!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 6199 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/28/07 Updated: 04/06/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: Janey Weasley-Springs; My Mother

is there more? pretty pretty purleez??? ill give you a cookie! lol... i like tillie's name... wondertastic fic!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Thanks, there used to be a girl in my class called Tillie when I was about eight, which is where I got it from ... her name wasn\'t Matilda, but still.

 

The Son of the Grim by James Jameson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: It was thundering like mad now. The rain was pounding down in all directions. Sammie coughed and spluttered as she stumbled out of the lake, gasping for air and dragging Lucy’s unconscious body with her. “Aunt Beatrice!” Sammie shouted over the wind and rain. “Aunt - Aunt Beatrice!” Sammie laid Lucy down in the overgrown grass, wincing at the scarlet blood that was dripping from the wound in Lucy’s side and neck from where the mermaids had pierced her. “Aunt Beatrice! Where are you? AUNT BEATRICE!” Panting and heaving, Sammie tried to support her bleeding friend, whose blood has now soaking Sammie’s robes even further. She glanced around, scouring the grounds despairingly. No one came. She screeched in desperation, pulling Lucy off the ground and searching for any sign that her aunt was here. “Aunt Beatrice...?” she whispered hopelessly, crying now. No one came. “Help me...somebody...please,” She began sobbing uncontrollably now. Her tears mingled with rain and blood, seeming as though they poured right through her skin and were drowning her. She felt as though someone was lifting her by the back of her robes. Is this how it feels when you’re lifted to heaven? Am I dying? She didn’t know that, and she didn’t know whose arms were wrapped around her. All she knew was that they had failed, Aunt Beatrice had betrayed them, Verudka was now dead, and Lucy was surely dying.

Slytherins and Gryffindors hate each other. Malfoys and Potters hate each other. But can one fateful trip to Diagon Alley, a potion, and tragedy change all of that for Sammie and Lucy?



Note: All Reviews will get a Response!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 2587 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
04/04/07 Updated: 05/31/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One - Married, with Children

Aww, sweet! I only have to nitpicks: One, you should space out some of the diologue more (ie, the Draco and Ron part), and why were there the two question marks randomly on the page? Other than that, it was a very cute chapter. On to the next!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: I have no idea about the question marks... it\'s really wierd... Thanks for reviewing!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/24/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - A Letter and a Sneeze

Dundundun! Cliffie!

It's a bit confoozling with the Rylie/Sam-ness. Other than that, it was a good chappie. Krystal sounds like a crapheadPercy-ish person.

Ohh, I bet she's in Malfoy's house!

I hope chapter three is up soon!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Krystie can be a lot like percy sometimes... but she does, like Percy, have a good heart! The Rylie/Sam hing was explained below if you\'re still wondering!

 

Summary: Winner of the 2008 QSQ for Best Female Original Character. Twelve years ago, one man's life was changed forever by three simple words: “Severus, I'm pregnant.”

Now, twelve years later, a girl will embark on the journey of a lifetime. But life at Hogwarts for a first year is far from simple, especially not when she's in the same year as Harry Potter. She will face enemies, choices and danger, while struggling to deal with her past's dark secrets that, after all these years, still threatens to destroy her.

One girl's journey. One man's desperate search. One last chance for Severus Snape to find the daughter he lost.




Year One of Seven of the Once There Was A Darkness series. Year Two now posted.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 119478 Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/12/07 Updated: 10/24/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/19/07 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter Fifteen: Nothing But the Truth (pt 2)

omg this story was totally awesome! great job!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: THANKS! I\'m so glad you liked it!

Author's Response: THANKS! I\'m so glad you liked it!

 

You Want To Make A Memory? by Potter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1183]

Summary: Past Featured StoryChapter Ninety Six is posted!

This is the story of four boys. This is the story of a boy from a family he wants to escape from. This is the story of a boy who is from a family he loves deeply, but lacks the gift of a best friend. This is the story of a boy who has been living with a curse his entire life, fighting to overcome it. This is the story of a boy who wishes to show people what he can do. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond, of a bond that could survive any test, any trial. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.

Nominated for a 2007 and 2009 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Marauder's Era Featured Mugglenet Fanfiction, October 2011

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Strong Profanity, Violence

Word count: 401906 Chapters: 96 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/07 Updated: 09/02/09


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/23/07 Title: Chapter 30: Back to the Forest

Here is the world's smallest violin, playing a song just for Sirius: .
(Can't even see it, huh?)

Great chapter, deary. I love the Sirius and Regulus bit, it really gives the chappie a darker and sadder tone. I feel bad for Sirius *sniff*

Oh, no! What's wrong with Handlin? He can't die! Even though the sub seems nice...

Oh, and the cliffie part in my last review meant that they don't know who killed all teh Muggles. Well, we know who did it, but the characters don't. Bit of dramatic irony.

I can't wait for the next chappie! And Merry Christmas!

~Padfoot >.

Author's Response: That is a very tiny violin. But, Sirius has it all to himself, maybe he can show us what it looks like (if he can\'t I may just need to get my glasses to see...). I\'m not going to say whether or not their\'s anything wrong with Handlin... but I don\'t think it\'s what you\'re thinking. You won\'t find out exactly what it is for a while. The sub is nice, and has a bigger story later on. So that\'s what the cliffie was, I thought maybe I left one in and didn\'t realize it. Thanks for reading! Merry Christmas to you too!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/17/07 Title: Chapter 29: Holiday Happenings

Oooh, the plot thickens! I wonder who was attacked this time... you're so mean, making us endure a cliffie...

I love how you make Sirius act like an immature little kid. Lots of authors do this, but you can really pull it off. *Applauds*

I hope the next chapter (oohh, chappie 30! How long is the story?) is up soon!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Wait, cliffie? I thought I wrote it was a bunch of Muggles. Hmm... if I didn\'t (my mistake, sorry) then that\'s who it was, a bunch of Muggles. Yeah, Sirius is very immature, I dunno why, but I always love making him the immature one. Yep, chapter 30! Third year only has 3 chapters left after that. This is going to be really long... initially all the years were 11 chapters, but I may cut it down a bit. Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/05/07 Title: Chapter 27: Ends May Bring Peace

Aww, poor Remus! Hm.. the only thing that I want to really say is although you describe Sirius's reaction beautifully when he saw Remus, you kind of just did James's quickly. That's all :)
Can't wait for the next chappie!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Hmm I don\'t even remember the reactions, I wrote this so long ago. I should go look at that. I guess I tried to make James\'s reaction develop through the chapter, since he was in it longer. Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 07/01/08 Title: Chapter 39: Lockdown

AH! Thanks for al the creepy suspense... now I'm dying to read the next chapter! I loved Professor Kettleburn- especially when he told that he would have dismissed them early! This chapter felt like a real Harry potter book- keep up the awesome work!
~PnP

Author's Response: Professor Kettleburn is so cool. I always pictured him to be slightly out of his mind, just from the one line we hear about him in POA when Hagrid takes over his job. It just goes to show you, you don\'t have to come up with an elaborate scheme to get your teacher to dismiss you early... Wow, a real HP book? Thanks! The next chapter is in the queue.

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 08/13/08 Title: Chapter 43: Brownies, Explosions and Wagers

Another good, HP-like chapter... I love Peter's talent of cooking, as well as James's plate-juggling. 10/10
~PnP

Author's Response: Yeah, Peter has quite some skill with a spatula and James can toss a plate or two (don't ask where that came from. I was just thinking of a random talent). Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 07/21/08 Title: Chapter 41: The Intruder

Ah! Remus!

Terrifying cliffie... I want to read the rest so badly! This chapter was excellent- the pranks at the begining were rather humorous. The bit about Sirius and the bed hangings was a bit confusing, though- I had to reread it a few times to fully comprehend all the 'he's. Or perhaps I'm just slow ^_^ Anyway, good job!
~PnP

Author's Response: Don't worry, I'm putting the next chapter up in a few minutes and your cliffie will be solved. Sirius and the bed hangings, wow, I have to read this over to remember what you're talking about... The 'he's' probably did get confusing, who knows what I was thinking when I wrote it. Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 02/01/08 Title: Chapter 32: Strained Relations and Lifeless Hands

Funny, I got an email for this chapter but it said that it wasn't validated yet...

Anyways, I was glad to read this one. The omagery at the beginning was a bit... I dunno, realitistic? I dunno the word for it, but it made me feel terrible for Remus.

James and Cory remind me of Harry and Angelina in OOTP when Umbridge always gives him detention during practises.

They knew that the last thing Sirius wanted to think about was his brother.

You always get the Marauder's feeling perfect; I'm jealous.

"Five hundred!” James ranted on, either not hearing or not caring about what Sirius had said. “My hand is dead! Dead, I tell you!” He waved his limp hand in Sirius’s face. “Look at it! It’s pathetic!”

“It’s like its owner,” Sirius observed brightly.


Hahahahaha! Most people are really bad when they try and make their characters say funny things, but you actually make them pretty hilarious.

I, Remus John Lupin, hereby profess my undying love for all things Slytherin. P.S. Lily’s tutoring you on Thursday at six thirty, don’t miss it. Love, Sirius.

Nice.

Can't wait for chapter 33! And, hopefully, find out what ol' Regulus was up to...
~Padfoot

Author's Response: I got an email saying the same thing, but I got one a few hours later saying that it definitely was validated. Poor Remus, I don\'t know why, but I had to have a vicious full moon right there at the beginning - start the chapter out dramatic and end on a lighter note. James and Cory are kind of like that, now that you point it out. I love that line too, the Sirius and James one. I tried to imagine what I would say to one of my friends (or what they would say to me) and that was what popped out. Glad you liked that! Ah, yes, the message on Remus\'s forehead (it was something originally actually, but I can\'t remember it). Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/26/07 Title: Chapter 26: Hogsmeade

haha, I liked this chapter.
"I don't give head pains, I'm a loveable person."
taht was probly my favorite line. can't wait for the next chappie!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Yes, Sirius is very lovable, even when he causes Remus a migraine. Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/13/07 Title: Chapter 28: The Forbidden Forest

Very suspicious! I'm glad how you tied in the Death Eaters. This was a good chapter- I like the er, confilict (I guess) between Remus and James. I don't know another word for it. I hope the nbext chappie is validated soon!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Yeah, the Death Eaters finally made their appearance, after being mentioned only through the deaths of Flitwick\'s sister and Mr. Gordon. Conflict is the right word for it. Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/18/07 Title: Chapter 25: The Room of Requirement

they're learning yay! this was an exciting chapter... can't wait for the next one!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Yeah, let the Animagus training begin! Thanks for reading! Chapter 26 is in the queue.

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 08/28/08 Title: Chapter 44: To Be a Prefect

Poor Remus. He was delightfully in-character, though. I'm a bit surprised that Snape was Prefect- I just never saw him as one. Good chapter... it'll be interesting to see how their fifth year turns out!
~PnP

Author's Response: Yeah, I don't know why I made Snape Prefect, just anothe obstacle to throw in for the characters, I guess. Fifth year is interesting, though much less eventful in the way fourth year was. Hopefully you like it. Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/13/07 Title: Chapter 24: Tackling the Boggart

aaw, poor Remus! i love this story- its one of my favorite Marauder stories... cant wait for next chappie!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/13/07 Title: Chapter 24: Tackling the Boggart

aaw, poor Remus! i love this story- its one of my favorite Marauder stories... cant wait for next chappie!

Author's Response: Thanks! Chapter 25 is in the queue, hopefully it\'ll be up by next week. Thanks for reading!

 

Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules by joybelle423
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!

Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4236 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/16/07 Updated: 04/21/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 01/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules

Ah, this was brilliant! A friend told me about this story- I had no idea what I was missing!

All the characters were IC, and it was extraordinarily funny, and realistic. Great fic- it just might have a new home in my faves :)
~Padfoot

 

Changing the Past by PEMDAS
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 429]

Summary: Harry would give anything to have his parents back...what if he got the chance to? Harry, Ron and Hermione get mysteriously sent back in time to when the Marauders were in school, and Harry attempts to alter history. Can he get his parents back? Or will he only end up messing up the future forever? (Note: Rating and Warnings will change in later chapters, while the first few chapters are very mild.)

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 50437 Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/24/07 Updated: 11/13/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 22: The Next Morning

i love this story! its full of cliffies, which i dont like, but its really exciting and keeps me interested! but HARRY got his MOTHER pregnant!!! scaryyyy!!! cant wait till the next chappie is up!

Author's Response: (see above response)

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 22: The Next Morning

i love this story! its full of cliffies, which i dont like, but its really exciting and keeps me interested! but HARRY got his MOTHER pregnant!!! scaryyyy!!! cant wait till the next chappie is up!

Author's Response: Yeah, a little scary...but I\'m glad you like it! Thanks for R/Ring!

 
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