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Real name: Englebert Humperdink
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"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

Hello! I'm Padfoot, or PnP if you're in a rush. I like Harry Potter. I write fanfiction. I read fanfiction. You read fanfiction. Read my fanfiction.

The website above is my friend Orii's. I've got a few poems up on there-- feel free to check them out :D

Random info for stalkerish stalkers:

Hogwarts House- Gryffindor

Fav. HP Book- Sorcerer's Stone

Fav. HP Characters- Sirius, the Marauders (which includes Sirius, of course, but he's my favorite so he gets special recognition), the Weasleys, Luna, Neville, Tonks, Hagrid, the Trio, and Lily. Funny how a bunch of my favorites end up dead, isn't it?

Fav. Ships- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna

Fav. HP Movie- Sorcerer's Stone (gotta love consistency), Goblet of Fire

Fav. Fan Fic Authors- Schmerg_The_Impaler, Pussycat123, MagEd

Fav. Authors- J.K. Rowling, Harper Lee, Cornelia Funke, David Lubar, Ellen Raskin, Sarah Dessen, and many more

Stories:

A Weasley Christmas- first fic ever. Based off 'Twas the night before Christmas', only with a bunch of the lines changed so it pertains to Harry Potter.

A Letter For Fred- another poem. Rather sweet, from George to the recently-deceased Fred. I'm quite happy with how this one turned out.

The Trouble With Being Trusted- My very first Gauntlet, where a I wrote as Tonks. Includes younger versions of older characters, and the protaganist escaping death many times.

Who Killed the King?- My murder mystery WIP. I'm finally working on some more chapters, so hopefully they'll be up soon!

The Marauding Roses of Gryffindor- joint fic between me in a couple Gryffs. It was set up and put together by Michelle. And although I didn't win the date with Sirius, I got Remus instead, which is pretty awesome.

When Love Prevails- my second Gauntlet, co-written by the fabulous Brittany. Probably the weirdest James/Lily story you'll ever find. I wrote the wacky Lily ^_^

I hope to have more up soon, but feel free to drop a review for any of those!

My favorite HP quote of all time is as follows:

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

Yes, I have barely any emotional depth. Why do you ask?

Other favorite Quotes:

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." (I liked it better when Kingsley said it in the movie. That was hilarious!)

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

"I'll join you when hell freezes over."

"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"

“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present.”

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

Oh, and don't forget Elvendork! It's unisex!

"And, quite honestly, I've had enough trouble for a lifetime"
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Love a Duck! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 120]

Summary: Love a duck! Will he stop at nothing? Voldemort is rapidly taking over, and his Death Eaters are killing Muggle-borns every day. The good news? A mysterious man, known only as The Phoenix, is rescuing people in the nick of time all over England.

Meanwhile, newlywed writer Lily Potter has troubles of her own. For one, her marriage is not turning out to be as great as she'd thought... for another, she's been blackmailed by an old "friend" into turning spy and discovering the Phoenix's true identity.

Thrills, spills, laughs, gasps, song lyrics, and good old swashbucklin' intrigue.

Inspired by Baroness Emmuska Orczy's excellent novel, "The Scarlet Pimpernel," and Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton's AMAZING musical by the same name.

But if you're not familiar with either, the story's just all the more suspenseful! All song lyrics used in this story are based on those by Wildhorn and Knighton

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14816 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
09/24/07 Updated: 11/10/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 01/24/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: In Which Dumbledore Doesn't Pull a Fast One

Hey, dahling... is this story going to updated soon? It hasn't been since, like, before Turkey Day...

But this is a very nice story, with interesting characterizations, so take your time *coughNOTSPAMcough*
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Hey, thank you! I promise this story is NOT abandoned, and it\'s not exactly on hiatus... I just don\'t have enough time to type it up. I do have the whole story written.

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 01/24/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: In Which Dumbledore Doesn't Pull a Fast One

Hey, dahling... is this story going to updated soon? It hasn't been since, like, before Turkey Day...

But this is a very nice story, with interesting characterizations, so take your time *coughNOTSPAMcough*
~Padfoot

Author's Response: WHOOPSIES!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: In Which Lily Gets, If Possible, Even More Irritated

Wait- why does nobuddy trust Lily? i dont get that... i just might be dumb, of course ^_^... i love how james has the attention span of a fish- its hilarious! i wish Lily would tell him whats wrong... and i think he's the Phoenix... or your just making it seem like that so everyone gets the wrong impression... or it really is him and you just want everyone to get all confused... anyways, cant wait for next chappie!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: No one trusts Lily because they know it\'s because of her that Mary MacDonald died, though they\'re not about to confront her with that. And she doesn\'t know they know, so she hasn\'t told them that Snape tricked her.
As for James... you shalll seeee!


Author's Response: Incidentally, when I write James in this story, I imagine Van (dimwitted teenaged husband) from the TV show \"Reba.\"

 

A Fresh Start by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 314]

Summary: Scorpius Malfoy was brought up in the knowledge that he came from an old pure-blood family. Hogwarts is going to teach him a great deal more. Will he be able to rise above his family’s tainted past, or will history repeat itself?

First place in the 2007 Autumn Challenge’s New Beginnings prompt.

Nominated for Best History/Mystery in the 2008 QSQs!

Canon compliant with all seven books, however, not compliant with all interviews given by JKR.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Mental Disorders

Word count: 56993 Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/04/07 Updated: 12/31/08


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/24/07 Title: Chapter 5: Ruffled Feathers

that was a cute chapter especially at teh end! i like this story... its not too boring and really lovely... can't wait for the next chappie! how long is this going to be, by the way?
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Well... I\'m a grad student and as term is nearing it\'s end... it could be a bit of a wait. (Sorry!) I\'ll try to get it done as soon as possible though!

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 08/24/08 Title: Chapter 16: A Few Trips Down Memory Lane

Wow, awesome chapter! I love Astoria's character, as well as her articles. But in the first one, shouldn't it be 'by Astoria Malfoy' instead of Greengrass?
~PnP

Author's Response: Actually, the use of her maiden name was intentional and will come up in the next chapter. I was kind of hoping someone would notice that. Kudos! ;)

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 05/16/08 Title: Chapter 10: Hostage

Oh, I feel so bad! I hope Rosie's found!

Love Draco's last line, by the way. It was rather hilarious.

~PnP

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 07/18/08 Title: Chapter 13: The Rescuers Down Under

AH! Evil cliffie! Awesome chapter- i love the characterization of Neville, Albus, and Scorpius. I can't wait to read what happens next!
~PnP

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 10/26/08 Title: Chapter 17: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

I absolutely LOVED this chapter! My favorite part was Dudley's letter at the end, with him sending the Wii, but I also adored the awkwardness, Teddy... everything! I'm sorry that this story will be over soon, but I look forward to the next update :-)
~PnP

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 10/26/08 Title: Chapter 17: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

I absolutely LOVED this chapter! My favorite part was Dudley's letter at the end, with him sending the Wii, but I also adored the awkwardness, Teddy... everything! I'm sorry that this story will be over soon, but I look forward to the next update :-)
~PnP

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/17/07 Title: Chapter 4: Seeing Things in a Different Light

i love your portrayal of Scorpius! this is an interesting story... can't wait to see Draco's reaction to his only kid being a Gryff! how long's this gonna be? cant wait for the next chappie!

Author's Response: I\'ll update as quickly as I can! :)

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 04/27/08 Title: Chapter 9: Caught Unprepared

*gasp* Rosie! Wonderful chapter, despite the evil cliffie... I think Scorpius's letter had one too many exclamation points, but that doesn't really matter ^_^

I hope the next chapter's up soon! I need to find out where they took Rose.
~PnP

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 05/30/08 Title: Chapter 11: Slytherin's Legacy

Ah! Cliffie! *dies*

I wonder if Lucius did it. I don't think he did, but I hope he did! Great chapter... this story's moving along nicely!

~PnP

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 05/30/08 Title: Chapter 11: Slytherin's Legacy

Ah! Cliffie! *dies*

I wonder if Lucius did it. I don't think he did, but I hope he did! Great chapter... this story's moving along nicely!

~PnP

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/14/07 Title: Chapter 6: For Every Action...

Poor Scorpius! I hate how the boys are so mean to him... makes it more interesting though ^_^ And Lucius is such a buttface... very in-character, however.

Can't wait for the next chapter!
~Padfoot

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 03/21/08 Title: Chapter 8: The Mistaken Marauder

Mr Prongs feels affronted that someone missing part of their right eyebrow would have the nerve to call this most dignified piece of parchment ‘ratty’.

Glad to know someone can make James sound funny without being a airhead :)

Mr Moony agrees with Mr Prongs and would also advise young Mr Malfoy to comb his hair.

Ah... Remus can't really talk, can he?

This was yet another wonderful and entertaining chapter. I love Alice's character- her fieriness balances out nicely with her father. I detected a bit of James/Alice-ness... or am I simply delusional?

My favorite part would have to be at the end wth the altered map, and Neville saying that he was proud of Alice. It's awesome that you have the doits bold if they're smug, or slightly fading if they're 'didn't have its usual swagger.' It's also sweet that they would let their kids discover those things themselves.

All in all, great chapter! It was worth the wait!
~Padfoot

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 06/14/08 Title: Chapter 12: Den of Vipers

Wow. That chapter was AWESOME! It feels just like a Harry Potter book. I love Alice, the naming of the Flobberworms, and the figuring out that Bernard's family had to do with Rosie's kidnapping... and I take it you don't like MacMillan? ^_^

You're a very good writer, and I really hope the next chapter is up soon!
~PnP

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 12/21/07 Title: Chapter 7: Where the Truth Lies

Great chappie! Bernard is such a crappyhead... but it onyl make sit more exciting! I wonder what Rachel has in store for Scorpius...

Ohh, Hagrid's warming up! Yaay! I knew he would.

Neville is like Dumbydore. That's awesome, however- I like how Scorpius admires him but Draco thinks he's a piece of hippogriff doodoo. I wonder how Scorpius will react when (if) he finds out who attacked Neville's parents...

I look forward to teh next chapter and the 'adventure'!

Merry Christmas, Hypatia! ^_^

Buh byes, Padfoot

 
Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 07/23/08 Title: Chapter 14: Out of the Shadows

This story is surpassing legal limits of awesome. It's so suspenseful, and plenty of twists! Lockhart's in this too? Oh my! Can't wait for the rest!
~PnP

 

Blood Will Tell... by Sabby
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: The Death Eaters, under Lord Voldemort, authorized the murders of many Muggles and wanted to exterminate Muggle-borns. Hugo Weasley knows that the problem of pure-blood illusions of superiority are still out there and is determined to do something drastic to stop it...



I am Yellow_Rose of Gryffindor writing for the September One-Shot Challenge.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/17/07 Updated: 10/17/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Blood Will Tell...

i liked it! i was mad at Hugo for being mean to Lily... Lily sounds like Harry's mum! i think it was well- written... good job!
~Padfoot

 

Just Because of a Stupid Baby by Valentinia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Scorpius was finding it hard to concentrate on potions, and when he heard someone crying he just had to know what the matter was. What he discovered was more than he bargained for, and less than he imagined.



Originally for the September Challenge.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1474 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/07 Updated: 10/21/07


Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aaw, i loved it! so sweet... is Scorpius in the same house as Victoire? and what house is that? anyways... 10/10!
~Padfoot

Author's Response: Yeah, I had them both in the same house. I\'m considering posting another fic explaining that... hmmm... In any case, thanks for the review!

 
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