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Have you ever noticed that your parents/guardians/relatives call you by your WHOLE name they are mad at you? Or at least your first and middle name. Why do we have middle names? We don't use them anyway. PONDER THIS PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!
Hello, my name is Kayleen or at least i will go by that name whether it's my real name or not.
Sorry if you just read that and thought that i was weird. Which i am. Here's my Profile:
Things I like:
Books: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Goosebumps, Baby-Sitter's Club, The Clique, Bad Girls of the Bible, Really Bad Girls of The Bible, The Holy Book of God a.k.a The Bible, i'll put more up.
Comics: Archie, Zits, Baby Blues, Foxtrot, Garfield, The Simpsons, I'll put more up
Shows: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Chowder, The Simpsons, Ugly Betty, Judge Judy, Malcom in the Middle, Seinfeld, Frasier, Spongebob Squarepants, I'll put more up
Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Bean, The Simpsons Movie, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Enchanted, American History X, Anything by that director who directed Kill Bill volumes 1&2, Resoiuvers Dogs ( yes i know it's spelled wrong), Jackie Brown, i know his name i just can't spell it.
Games: Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, LoZOcarina of Time, LoZ The Phantom Hourglass, Loz The Windwaker, Harvest Moon Magical Melody, Diner Dash, Elder Scrolls Oblivion volume four i think.
I'll put more stuff up.
Here's some copy and paste things:
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that darn Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Hermione Lurves Ron, clumsywerewolf2438, Mser22
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
As a closing quote:
I say to you: happy reading to those who love books and a good dose of Harry Potter Fan Fiction!
Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.
do you like that word? randome.
Very goode and happi and high in a verygoodway. as long as they don't getg saliva! *a drug like weed on the market*
this is a dead good story.
Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!
Because of the request of the non-existing existing charaters i will review your story.
Thank you and to your friend s who helped rite such a wonderful story. the randomness as great and i like the fact that Moldyshorts got eaten by a book.
i just came up with that name... i think... i don't remember reading it anywhere.
In fact, the horrendous things in this collection are too numerous to name. I wouldn't think of mentioning such things as an evil wizard, birthday presents, ghosts, an owl, or a spider-filled closet.
With all due respect,
P.S. This chapters in this collection may be read in any order you please. Although, it would probably please you more if you did not read them at all.
I love this story! Great humor. great writing style. I can't wait for more!
Oops, forgot to congratulate you on the award. Your story deserve it.
Rated: [Reviews - ]
Please update. PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: Ten years have elapsed since Dumbledore's death and McGonagall has Hogwarts back on its feet again. Hermione and Malfoy both teach at the school. But when a new teacher is hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, everyone seems to feel that they've met him before. A story of mystery, passion, friendship, and jealousy… not to mention that Harry Potter has been missing for ten years and Voldemort is dead. (All violence is mild).
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Thank you to all my reviewers!!!
Disclaimer: I own my imagination, JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.
"HOLY MOTHER OF MERLIN! Have mercy…" And then he fainted, leaving the giant black widow to sit on his desk alone.
Malfoy was revived a short time later in the hospital wing by Madam Pomfrey's daughter, who had followed in her mother’s footsteps.
"Who put that sp-spider in my office?" Malfoy sat up slowly, wincing as he once again remembered that horrific experience.
"Why, that was no spider, Professor Malfoy, it was a boggart."
see, now that was funny!i laughed at that part. i like malfoy now!
your writing is getting better.
and i really liked this chappie.
Author's Response: i\'m glad it made you laugh =D thanks for the compliment!
sad yet funny. great writing!
Author's Response: thanks! i try to include a variety of emotions in my story :]
i lurve it!
Author's Response: yay!
Author's Response: =D
good but short. :(
Author's Response: i\'m glad you liked it =)
grrrrr. TOO SHORT! ;)
Author's Response: i know! but remember, it was just a part of a chapter, not a whole chapter ;)
Author's Response: THANKS!
Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
*dabs her eyes with a black hankerchief*
some should truly wear lack to while reading this eugoly, dead good.
i really enjoy your work! keep it up!
Author's Response: Thanks! Sorry I made you sob with my incredibly tragic and moving poetic epic! (Er, I mean, short, silly, and stupid poem...)
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Please write Harry-Spray. *Snorts at name*
love your spoofs. thank you for your God-Given talent. God had must of been in a good mood when you he devolepod your personality.
Your fan* i hope that doesn't weird or anything. gosh, that's dead wrong if it is*
Author's Response: I just got the Hairspray soundtrack yesterday, so it shouldn\'t be too long! Oh, wow, thank you so much for your lovely review, and it doesn\'t sound creepy at all. I think God made up for giving me spoofing skills by making me horrible at math, unable to take anything seriously, and outrageously fluffy in the hair department! ^_^
Summary: Love a duck! Will he stop at nothing? Voldemort is rapidly taking over, and his Death Eaters are killing Muggle-borns every day. The good news? A mysterious man, known only as The Phoenix, is rescuing people in the nick of time all over England.
Meanwhile, newlywed writer Lily Potter has troubles of her own. For one, her marriage is not turning out to be as great as she'd thought... for another, she's been blackmailed by an old "friend" into turning spy and discovering the Phoenix's true identity.
Thrills, spills, laughs, gasps, song lyrics, and good old swashbucklin' intrigue.
Inspired by Baroness Emmuska Orczy's excellent novel, "The Scarlet Pimpernel," and Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton's AMAZING musical by the same name.
But if you're not familiar with either, the story's just all the more suspenseful! All song lyrics used in this story are based on those by Wildhorn and Knighton
what's the don't step on the duck joke?
Comments at your Funeral
Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says,” I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!
hope you enjoy the jokes! :)
Author's Response: Hahahahahaha... I like that one. But... please don\'t leave any more jokes on my review page. It\'s not that I don\'t like them, because I love them. But the mods get irritated at me. You can always email me through the link on my profile or send me a PM on the forums.
For the duck joke, you have to pick the names of three guys... but don\'t post your choices on the review page, please and carrots.
How cool. My brothers pull fast ones alot. but not tricks. i really thought you were talking about OTHER bodily functions. Here's a joke:
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart
attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating
table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this
it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live." Upon her
recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots,
cheek implants, and a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She
even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to
40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of
Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an
ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and
said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" God replied,
"Shirley! I didn't recognize you!"
Author's Response: Hehehehe... that\'s really funny. ^_^ I\'ll have to remember that one. My favourite joke is the \"Don\'t step on the duck\" joke.
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
the absolute best fred and eorge story by my most favorite author. another great humour story. great job.
here is something you might like:
i am not stuck up. awesome people just seem stuck up.
jim benton/ it's happy bunny! tm
Author's Response: Awww, thank you! ^_^ You just made me blush! And I\'m really glad that you liked the story. (The quote made me giggle as well.)
Summary: Winner of the 2008 QSQ for the Best Female Original Character. Shiloh Sander’s second year begins peacefully, but it is a peace that is easily shattered when words of blood appear on Hogwarts’ ancient walls. With rumours of the Heir of Slytherin floating through the halls, battlelines are drawn in the Slytherin common room, between those who will support the Heir and those who will not. Soon Shiloh must decide where she stands. But the choice is only the beginning. In the middle of it all, Severus Snape continues his diligent search to find the daughter he lost, never knowing that this is the year it will come to an end. One girl’s choice. One man’s deepest wish. One year that will change both their lives…forever.
i love your story. it inspires me to write.
i'm a fan.
Author's Response: thanks so much! It feels so good to have a fan!
new chapter! great work on the story and on Lockhart. I can't stand him. e is so full of himself.
anyway, great work. can't wait for the next chapter. ;)
Author's Response: Yeah, Lockhart is conceited, but he\'s also a very easy (and fun) character to play around with. I\'m so glad you like the story.
this is such a good story. the suspense feels likes it is building since we all know what happens to Regulus.
how did you come up with the story? just wondering.
again great job with the story, glad you kept your sight on this one!
Author's Response: Aw, thank you so much! And yse, while this story WAS written pre-deahtly hallows, I\'m TRYING to incorporate the whole R.A.B. thing in, but since I had this story completely planned months before DH came out, it\'s proving to be a challenge - hence the \'DH Disregarded\' warning. How I thought of the story!? Oh, gosh, I think I had just really wanted to write a Marauder-era story focusing on an original character, and this kind of slowly came to mind.