Summary: During her fifth year, Lily Evans decides to write a guide to life at Hogwarts, and how to survive it. She covers all aspects of life, and gives helpful advice on how to deal with certain scenarios. For example, would you know what to do if you realised there was a kleptomaniac in your Dorm? What if you lost your beloved teddy bear, Mr Muffles? And do you know how to push, without any force? Read on, and find out the best way of living and surviving at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ...
HAHAHA!!! a shrine to Lily Evans . . . hehehe . . . THAT would be funny . . .
Author's Response: I KNOW! It really would. Hee hee.
Summary: The eight Gryffindor seventh years are all bored out of their minds. But then, Dean gets a wonderful idea to start a wild snowball fight down on the grounds of Hogwarts. All is going well when Ron somehow brings to life an Army of evil snowmen. Their recent fight against each other soon becomes a raging battle to protect their sanity and prevent themselves and their friends from getting kidnapped bythe snowmen.
It is so freakingly funny!!
*I'm sorry I'm on a sugar high*
I need the funnyness!!!!!
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks, but iI\'m still working on the next chapter.:( *curses writer\'s block* If you want, you could go murder my writer\'s block with you sugar high!
Summary: Harry's twins are starting Hogwarts this year and he will do anything he can to prevent them from going through the horrors that he had to endure.
This proves difficult as they are cast into the middle of another war, one which the Death Eaters have been planning for years...
Warnings are for later chapters although there are mentions of violence and character death from the start. All ships are canon.
**Gasp** Over two-hundred people have put my story in their favorites and I have nearly three hundred reviews!
All reviews WILL be answered.
OHHHHH MAN!!!!!!!!! I loved how they all thought that Lily was going to die but she ends up surviving!! I may be a bit deranged but some of my most favorite adventure/action stories have characters that either have a near death experience or the OTHER characters think that they are dead. It's sooooo suspenseful and I LOVE it!! I really liked how Harry is totally emotional about his kids. Especially when he braks down when he learns that all his kids have been kidnapped. And I love how the kids meet Lily and James and Sirius and Dumbledore behind the veil. You have a great imagination!! I admire the way you can put your mid on the paper. . . webpage. . . whatever! I've tried and it never comes out the way I want it to. . . =( OH WELL!!=) I can't mope around! I promise that I will read the sequal =)
Author's Response: Well, I don\'t think I\'m going to do a sequal now... ~Evie
It seems "love" a lot of things . . .
Author's Response: huh? \r\n\r\n~Evie
Summary: 2009 QSQ Awards Winner for Best Chaptered Canon Romance
Before the chosen one was ever born, his parents had to meet, fall in love, and defy Voldemort three times. Easier said than done. Things were never easy for Harry Potter's parents, but it gets a whole lot harder when Death Eaters kidnap Lily. This is the story of Lily and James, the trials they face, and how James finally wins Lily's heart. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
“I’ll always protect you.”
You need to update soon! I really like the Lily/James relationship! You make it seem so real and it's awsome because we hardly ever get to hear about them in the actual HP series so this is so totally AWSOME and I have now become addicted to this story.
Author's Response: I never mind an addicted fan ;) I wish there was more of them in the actual books too! Thanks for the review; I\'m glad you think I portray their relationship well.
This was a really nice chapter. I'm starting to think that I'm going crazy cause I could have sworn that I gave a review for this chapter . . . ^^0 hehehe . . . yay! James is his notoriously funny cute self!
So . . . Lily's going to get some closure . . . (I guess) from going to Beverly's grave. . . .With James! ^-^ (Sorry, I'm now a James addict . . . wanna read more of him.) . . . Peter . . . kinda sad to think that years later he will betray the Potters . . . *sigh* Poor Lily, she's just got so much on her mind . . . although it was interesting to get her point of view from when she was found. *nod nod* . . . Update soon!
Author's Response: I\'m a bit of a James addict myself -- don\'t worry, there\'s lots of him in the next chapter ;) It is sad to think about Peter betraying them; I agree. I\'m glad you liked getting Lily\'s POV of that moment -- I knew when I wrote that moment at the beginning of the story that a memory would later reveal Lily\'s POV at the time and that it would be the second to last in the series of memories from Lily\'s POV (effectively bringing things full circle!) and so it was exciting to finally get around to writing it. Thanks very much for the review!
Ok I was reading this story for a second time, (because it's just so darn good!) and I swear I caught more than I did the first time.
"Lily was going to rip this letter up before she even got to the bottom."
HAHAHAHA!!!! I can just imagine a Lily Evans sitting on a couch staring at a letter with such ferocity that it seems like there is fire in her eyes and her hands are clenched as they grip the paper causing it to wrinkle and crease. LOL!!!! I swear that is one of the funniest mental images I have in my mind.
(Is all nice and happy but emphasises the "and" in such a way that it's almost sarcastic)
Congratulations, I’m sure you, Vernon, and his drills will all be very happy together.
I like James. Buzz off.
(goes back to being all cheerful)
See you at Christmas,
The above is the way I read the letter and it cracks me up every time I read it. Honestly, your ability to mix humor and drama is astounding. It always leaves me wanting more. BTW, I saw that a new chapter is coming up, but I can't see it. =( WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR THE MODS TO ACCEPT A STORY!!!??!! (I WANT TO READ CHAPPIE 20!!!! . . . um . . . 21?) Anyway, keep up the great work. ;)
Author's Response: I liked that letter a lot, I\'m glad you did as well! Thanks very much for the review; I always like it when people tell me what lines and scenes they enjoy, and I especially like you telling me how you imagined it, because I know how I imagine all the scenes I write, but I always wonder about the readers. . . .
(Sob). . . such a . . . (sob) . . .good. . . (sob) . . .story!!!!! T_T It made me weep for poor Emma. You keept it from going over the edge with that little insert of James near the end there. It was a nice touch. However, Emma really did seem suicidal for a minute there. You really had me worried. I think it's rather interesting how Lily is so dependant.
WE GET TO SEE JAMES' PARENT'S IN THE NEXT CHAPPIE!!!!!!!!!!??!!?!?!!!!!!! =D YAY!!!!!!!!! Can't wait for you to update so please do it soon. =)
Author's Response: I do think they\'re rather fun people (at least how I imagine them!) The chapter did get pretty dark, but I tried to keep it from getting too deep and dark. I\'m glad you liked it! Thanks for the review.
OH!!! BTW. . . Merry/Happy Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate at this time of year. =)
Author's Response: Thanks! Merry Christmas to you too!
T_T The long que wait thing is over so why isn't the next chapter up yet? WHY WHY WHY?!!? (sob) I WANT NEXT CHAPPIE!!!!! The excerpt is taunting me . . .
Author's Response: Hopefully it won\'t be too much longer!
Awwww. . . this chapter is so romantic. I swear I probably blushed when I read this. I love how it was told from Lily's point of view. Normally I read all of the story that is written so far before reviewing but this was just such a good chapter! Excellent work!
Author's Response: I\'m glad you like it! :) Thanks very much!
. . . FLUFFY!!!! . . . Mrs. Potter reminds me of Mrs. Weasley. I love the way Lily has to ask James why he likes her. um . . . HE'S BEEN CHASING YOU SINCE FOURTH YEAR!! He has GOT to have some good reasons to like her if he's chased her for that long. Sheesh . . . aw well . . . I'll give her a break . . . she HAS been through a traumatizing experience . . .
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NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay Lily and James. ^-^
Author's Response: This was very fluffy, I know. I thought the story needed it -- especially since things are going to get a little rough coming up. I can tell you that James\'s perspective on the conversation they had will be explored a little, though, and that\'ll add a little more fluff to the upcoming chapters ;) Thanks very much for the review!
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
If you get the time tell "Voldikins" that I will be sending him e-hugs and e-cuddles to his e-crucios. (Just to torture him MUHAHAHA!!!!!!!) Also, (if you get the time,) tell him that I have blocked all e-crucios that he may ever send me or any e-crucios that I will ever recieve in the future. And for every attempted e-crucio, he will recieve 20 e-hugs by a crazy blue mouse on a sugar high.
Excellent story by the way. . . I was nearly in tears due to laughing by the end of the thing. There was only one thing that made me sad. . . the ending. . . because the story was over and the funnyness had to stop.
Awsome how it was Harry who was BlondeD (if that was what it was called i forget) anyway Keep The Funnyness Coming!!! =P haha
Author's Response: HEHEHEHEHEHE, Voldemort will just explode with displeasure! Though the crazy blue mouse thing made me giggle like mad. *Hands you a hankie* The BlondeD part was in the plans from the very beginning.
Summary: 2007 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts
Petunia Dursley is enjoying dinner with her family when someone starts pounding on the door. Ready to tell them off for being so rude and refusing to leave when they didn't answer at first, Petunia opens the door to have a baby shoved into her arms and told she is his only family. Years after the great Harry Potter defeated Voldemort, Death Eaters have risen to power and taken over Hogsmeade, Hogwarts, and even the Ministry of Magic. Their marriages announced invalid, their children in danger and their lives hanging by a thread, the heroes of the war with Voldemort must once again take a stand against evil.
H/G and R/Hr
*Quote from The Epilogue*
Suddenly Harry was kissing her as if he couldn’t resist the temptation. There was a kind of frenzy to the kiss at first, a kind of desperate need, but it melted into something soft and sweet and gentle, a promise of a future when kisses would never be limited. When they broke apart he rested his forehead on hers, sprinkling a few affectionate butterfly kisses across her face. “I love you,” he murmured.
YAY!!! Family reunion!!! . . . although I feel sorry for Petunia.
Ron's reaction to learning that Hermione was pregnant was PRICELESS!!! XD
. . . I have writer's block or else I would be praising more things about your awsome story. Anyway, keep up the good work and Update Soon Please!! ^-^
Author's Response: I had a lot of fun writing Ron\'s reaction to Hermione\'s pregnancy; I\'m glad you liked it, too! Thanks very much for the review. I will try and update soon.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I DIDN'T SEE THIS CHAPTER SOONER!!! AND RAWR MY COMPTER HATES ME!!! I typed up a review and it didn't put it in. grr. . . So now I have to type up another review, but you know what? I don't mind because this chapter was SO FRECKIN AWSOME!!!! Honestly, I can't compliment it enough but you REALLY need to update soon! I WANNA SEE HARRY'S REACTION TO GINNY'S NEWS!!!!!!!! WHOO MORE BABIES!!! And if you dare start the next chapter in a different place and don't get to the part where Ginny says that she's pregant I WILL THROW SHARP POINTY THINGS AT YOU!!!!!!! (slaps self) Sorry, I've had sugar and soda . . . not a good combo . . . makes me too hyper . . . so anyways . . . Update soon! ^-^
Author's Response: I\'m glad you did see it soon -- and are willing to type up a second review for me! I\'ve written the start to the next chapter, however, I often change my mind about the starts of chapters, so who knows if this one\'ll stay as is for long. . . . I will try and update soon; thanks very much for the review!
I just have 3 things to say:
1) Update soon
2) Yay for your story
3) I like otters and the Harry Potter universe (alternate or otherwise)
Author's Response: Haha, well, thank you, and I will try and update soon!
uh-oh. . .
Ok I thought that Tonks came back to an empty HQ and then she got out of there. I personally think Snape is lying. . . again. Great cliffhanger though. However, that means that you will need to get the next chapter up faster.
Author's Response: I know, I know -- if I\'m going to do terrible cliffhangers, I should promise fast updates; and I am going to try and get the next chapter out quick! Thanks for the review.
Summary: The line that probably best describes the legacy that the Weasley twins left behind after their Great Escape, during Umbridge’s brief rein at Hogwarts. Their legend lasted years afterwards ... but eventually, the only permanent physical reminder was the roped off corner of one corridor, containing a small part of swamp. The mystery of its origins is merely smiled at reminiscently by teachers, and the students can do nothing but spread rumours of how it came to be. When little Janey Weasley starts life at Hogwarts, the mystery is still unsolved. On a whim, and desperate for recognition, she writes home to her father, asking how it came to be. When Ron replies with the true story, a chain of events begins that might just be the making of the next true Hogwarts mischief legend ...
**One-Shot, Post Hogwarts** Now available as AudioFiction Episode #95!
FUNNY!!!!!!!!! oh my goodness. . . . the humor surpassed my expectations. . .
Author's Response: Now there\'s a sentance I like to hear! Thanks!
Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”
Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love stories that are told through letters. . . .mehehehehe. . . . Awsomeness is guaranteed . . . ^_^
Author's Response: =D Thanks, I\'m glad you enjoyed it!
Summary: Third one-shot in the Janey Weasley series.
We skip ahead to her fifth year, although this particular saga is told through the eyes of ordinary, Quidditch Captain, Hufflepuff boy, Frankie, as he realises that even though everybody loves Janey Weasley ... he might just love her a little bit more. What’s a young, Hufflepuff Quidditch Captain to do? Ask the people close to her for advice? Ask his team mates for advice? Do something bold and daring for the first time in his life? ALL of the above? I guess you’ll have to read and find out, won’t you?
0_o . . . wow . . . Ok . . . now for the review . . . here it is . . . now . . . (I really need to stop doing this) . . . so here's the review . . . FOR REAL!! : Not as funny as the other ones but incredably(sp?) cute. Loved the character of Annie . . she seemed to act as comic relief for all the mushy stuff that was going on. ^_^
Author's Response: Well, no, it wasn\'t as funny, but it was supposed to be more on the cute side anyway, so never mind. And, of course, it seems Annie did her job perfectly!