Summary: Starts with a radish, ends with a radish...but you can find a Fire Whiskey in the middle. A sad, sweet oneshot told from Draco's point of view. Onesided Draco/Luna.

Summary: Meet Sydney Cunning, a seventeen year old Hogwarts student who is extremely shy and feels as if she is alone. She's friendless, until one day she runs into a tall, blonde pale boy. Immediatley they become great friends, and even more. But does this pale boy really love her like he says he does? Or is he just after something Sydney possesses?

Summary: Romantic upheaval in Slytherin House on Valentine's Day. A missing scene from OotP.

Summary: The story begins a few weeks after the end of Half-Blood Prince, when Harry is back at the Dursleys' once again, waking up Uncle Vernon from his favorite golfing dream. On escaping from the Dursleys', he finds that Hogwarts is open again and decides to return there after all, but only to find himself face-to-face with both Snape and Voldemort much sooner than he thinks! Through the course of the story, Harry will meet the most mysterious DADA teacher yet, learn the truth of the misunderstanding that took place on the lightning-struck tower, and discover that there really is a little more to Petunia that meets the eye, all the while with references to the amorphous Deathly Hallows.


This is meant to be a humorous rendition of what could happen in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It is intended to be a parody rather than a serious prediction of what happens next.

Summary: Draco hadn't counted on the other Weasley. Rated for one expletive. Warning: This probably doesn't feature the pairing you're expecting :P