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Hufflepuff!

Sort me!


I am not allowed to sing the "Badger Badger" song whenever I pass a group of Hufflepuffs.

Not even if there's a Slytherin nearby as well. ("A snake! A snake! Oh, it's a snake!")

The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form.

[i'm ernie macmillan]

...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?



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Summary: It has brutalized the brutalizers. It had showed us the ways around passageways. It had brought smiles and has abashed many. The essence of Moony,Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs still resides within the tattered folds. Who shall they meet next? How shall the Marauder's Map insult all?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 561 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/07/04


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Dudley's Deranged Encounter

rotfl love it

 

Summary: This is Ronald Weasley's last year at Hogwarts and has recieved everything he once saw in the Mirror of Erised. He's become Head Boy, holds the Quidditch Cup, and actually looks good. But there's someone missing in the Mirror.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 86859 Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 02/10/05


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 12/12/07 Title: Chapter 13: Letters From Lucy

you freeking pervert! lol loved this chapter

 

Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 02/03/08 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter Eighteen

heyy i just wanted to tell you that Frances Flitwick should be Francis Flitwick bc frances is a girls frances

kay

 

Summary:

All's fair in love and war

Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potters charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? Pre-HBP



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 93408 Chapters: 50 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/18/04 Updated: 04/26/05


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 01/17/08 Title: Chapter 50: Good Riddance

1) Who was your favorite JKR created character in this fic? (ex. James, Lily, Sirius, Remus..etc.) Sirius

2) Who was your favorite OC? (ex. Addison, Maimee, Mac?)Addison

3) What was your favorite chapter? 11

4) What was your favorite quote from this story? (GO DIGGING PEOPLE!)WHAT? I HAVE MY WHAT?” he asked.

“You have your period,” she said, still laughing.

“I HAVE MY WHAT????” Sirius asked, clearly appalled

5) Who was your favorite couple? (L/J, S/A, R/M) s/a

6) Anything you’d like to see in the prequel? Sirius at james house

7) Is there anything you didn’t like story related? nope

8) What was the craziest thing Sirius did in this fic? tarmpoline lol

9) Have you read my other stories? If not, do go read them. yup

 

Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 11/19/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Returning to Hogwarts

omg i love it!!

Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you like it so far.

 

When Harry Wasn't There by bratface0201
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 146]

Summary: So what was REALLY going on while Harry was being forced to stay at the Dursley’s? How did everyone end up at Headquarters, anyway? Will Ron ever get the courage to tell Hermione how he feels? Here’s the story of what was happening while Harry wasn’t at Number 12, Grimmauld Place that summer before fifth year. Wow! Over 6000 reads!

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8183 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/10/05 Updated: 07/30/06


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 11/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: An Interesting Arrival

She smelled of apples. XD

 

Just Married....Kinda by ColorOfAngels
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 973]

Summary: The dust has settled and the final battle is over now that Harry has defeated Voldemort for the last time......Harry is eager to get on with the rest of his life and is feeling kind of spontaneous, so why not get married?.... Tomorrow....... Mainly Harry/Ginny with some Ron/Hermione Rated for sexual references

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 33767 Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Published:
05/18/05 Updated: 08/02/06


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 12/09/07 Title: Chapter 5: Gifts and Goodbyes

“When you look at it upside down, it kind of looks like a whale,” Harry informed Ginny, obviously unperturbed that that he had spit all over his shirt.

 

Jezebel by Black Pearl
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 455]

Summary: One mistake caused her years of abuse and neglect, until she finally finds something to hold on to. A promise, a soul, a “guilty pleasure”. But when she’s found out, will she receive the title Jezebel? Will anyone ever know what goes on behind closed doors? A story of pain, healing, and a forbidden love. Rated ‘R’.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Violence, Non-Consensual Sex, Self Injury, Sexual Situations

Word count: 13319 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/04/06 Updated: 07/12/06


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/15/07 Title: Chapter 10: Epilogue

such a good story, i absolutely love love the ending

lots of loves!

 

Summary: Chapter Thirty-Eight in Queue!

They say someday your life will flash before your eyes...

The Marauders. The name alone strikes fear into the hearts of teachers and makes girls swoon. Watch as Sirius, who has always kept his emotions locked up in a box, finally finds the girl that has its key; as James masterminds everything, except how to win over the girl of his dreams; as Remus finds love, but learns it's just as hard to keep it going, and as Peter tries to prove he's just as good as the other four, no matter what he has to do. They're unstoppable, and it's safe to say that once they're gone, Hogwarts will never be the same again.

...let's make ours worth watching.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 122541 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
Published:
07/14/06 Updated: 08/25/08


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 01/21/08 Title: Chapter 11: In Which We Discover Two Kinds of Falling: Sick and On James

Mature James did not make Slytherins spontaneously combust.


OMG this made me laugh sooo hard!!!

Author's Response: Haha, thanks. I always get a kick out of the term(s?) \"spontaneously combust\" in general, so...yeah.

 

Teach Me How To Live by Niamara
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 31]

Summary: Hermione is jealous that everyone around her can have fun, while she's built up an image of a bookworm. Can Ron help her break out of her shell? Ron-Hermione oneshot.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3954 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/06 Updated: 09/11/06


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Teach Me How To Live

omg i love love lo9ve this story by far my favorite r/hr fan fic yet.. good job

Author's Response: Aww, thank you so much! :)

 

The Perfect Cliché by MagEd
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 137]

Summary: Here's the story of awkward situations. The story of a stubborn girl and a determined boy. The story of broom closets, bra straps and declarations of affection. Here's the fairy-tale story of how Lily Evans finally fell for the bullying toerag James Potter. *one-shot*

Edited 10/26/08.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4057 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/25/06 Updated: 10/26/06


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 01/27/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i loved the ending it was perfect!!!! love it!

 

Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/15/07 Title: Chapter 9: Tea Time with Meow

omg this is some good stuff.. draco babysitting hahahaha loves it XD


Author's Response: Thanks. XD

 

Voldy the Dark Lord by Hermione_Rocks
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Parody of the song 'Frosty the Snowman'.




This was originally written for the Winter Tales' second challenge, A Christmas Carol Parody.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 223 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 12/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Voldy the Dark Lord

lol.!

Author's Response: :D Glad you\'re amused!

 

Of Christmas Past by Chaser921
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 543]

Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find themselves in a Muggle hotel in Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice. During an enthusiastic snowball fight, Harry and Ginny step through a stone circle that transports them seventeen years into the past. This may be the only chance Harry has to spend with his parents, and it may also be what he needs to figure out his relationship with Ginny.


The warning is for later chapters.



Edit: So, this was originally strictly a Harry/Ginny fic, but Ron and Hermione kept trying to get together too, so I felt like I had to change the category. And there's a bit of Lily/James in there too, though they're already married, and I've also added a bit of Remus/Tonks. Poor Sirius is the only Singleton (though he may manage to get a girl of his own)!


Edit: This story was cannon until after Deathly Hallows came out, so I changed it to Alternate Universe, but it's still pretty close to cannon. Only a few things will end up being different when the story ends.



Edit: I've changed all of the chapter titles to the titles of Christmas songs that I felt reflected the events in the chapters best. Tell me what you think! Does it fit?

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 63021 Chapters: 20 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/15/12


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 04/14/08 Title: Chapter 11: Let There Be Peace On Earth

i absolutely LOVED the ending..i cant wait for more!

 

His Heart Died Too by RavenclawRose
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: This story takes place after everything, life and death. Harry, an old man now, relives his life. He remembers the births, and the deaths. In the end, he returns to where he always knew he belonged.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: Life, and Death

this story is a tearjerker i loved it.

lots of love

 

Holly by A_Pink_lady
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 179]

Summary: Voldemort's gone....but the Death Eaters aren’t. Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny’s lives are completely changed when a mysterious girl appears, claiming to be from the future. But is she really who she says she is? And what has happened in the future that so desperately needs to be changed?

6 years post HBP

H/G and R/Hr

(DH spoilers are very minimal, just in terms of a use of a name- it doesnt follow canon storyline wise)

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 58718 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
03/21/07 Updated: 08/25/09


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/10/07 Title: Chapter 8: Different Sides to the Witch

i am DYING for the next chaper such a good story.

Author's Response: aww thank you! the next chapter is in queue, hopefully the mods will get to it soon! Thanks for reviewing!

 

A Death Eater Handbook by Scheherazade
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 133]

Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....



Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1670 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/14/07 Updated: 05/29/07


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Death Eater Handbook

(why you wish to serve me for all eternity):
because you look like michael jackson u have no nose haha!


Author's Response: Awww... no insulting Voldy, lol.

 

Stolen Moments by Lamia
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: Will Harry and Ginny ever have a moment alone without being interrupted by Snape, Hermione or a certain red-haired, overprotective older brother? A HBP missing moment.


Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3188 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/30/07 Updated: 06/05/07


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i love the part about big feet that made me laugh love it

 

Taxicab Conversations by cto10121
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 103]

Summary: James Potter is about to give up his pursuit of his six-year crush, Lily Evans. But will he change his mind after an enlightening conversation with an understanding taxicab driver? One-shot, R&R!!



Excerpt:



“Have you ever fallen in love?” James asked hesitantly.



“Yep.”



“Have you ever loved her with all your heart and soul?”



“Yep.”



“Have they never requited your love?”



“Yep.”



“Have you ever thought of giving them up?”



“Yep. Did it too. Was without a doubt the worse mistake I’ve made in me bloody life.”




Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2978 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/08/07 Updated: 08/08/07


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 05/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Taxicab Conversations

i absolutely loved the ending! keep up the good work!

 

Shades of Grey by mgle_teacher
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: Past Featured StoryDraco's redemption after sixth year takes a lifetime to come full circle.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Self Injury, Substance Abuse, Suicide

Word count: 1333 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/12/07 Updated: 08/12/07


Reviewer: Katie_Potter Signed
Date: 10/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: Shades of Grey

aww... me loves it

Author's Response: Thanks XD

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