I am not allowed to sing the "Badger Badger" song whenever I pass a group of Hufflepuffs.
Not even if there's a Slytherin nearby as well. ("A snake! A snake! Oh, it's a snake!")
The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form.
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?
Summary: It has brutalized the brutalizers. It had showed us the ways around passageways. It had brought smiles and has abashed many. The essence of Moony,Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs still resides within the tattered folds. Who shall they meet next? How shall the Marauder's Map insult all?
rotfl love it
Summary: This is Ronald Weasley's last year at Hogwarts and has recieved everything he once saw in the Mirror of Erised. He's become Head Boy, holds the Quidditch Cup, and actually looks good. But there's someone missing in the Mirror.
you freeking pervert! lol loved this chapter
Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.
Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?
In short - will either of them survive?
The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.
heyy i just wanted to tell you that Frances Flitwick should be Francis Flitwick bc frances is a girls frances
All's fair in love and war
Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potters charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? Pre-HBP
1) Who was your favorite JKR created character in this fic? (ex. James, Lily, Sirius, Remus..etc.) Sirius
2) Who was your favorite OC? (ex. Addison, Maimee, Mac?)Addison
3) What was your favorite chapter? 11
4) What was your favorite quote from this story? (GO DIGGING PEOPLE!)WHAT? I HAVE MY WHAT?” he asked.
“You have your period,” she said, still laughing.
“I HAVE MY WHAT????” Sirius asked, clearly appalled
5) Who was your favorite couple? (L/J, S/A, R/M) s/a
6) Anything you’d like to see in the prequel? Sirius at james house
7) Is there anything you didn’t like story related? nope
8) What was the craziest thing Sirius did in this fic? tarmpoline lol
9) Have you read my other stories? If not, do go read them. yup
Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
omg i love it!!
Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you like it so far.
Summary: So what was REALLY going on while Harry was being forced to stay at the Dursley’s? How did everyone end up at Headquarters, anyway? Will Ron ever get the courage to tell Hermione how he feels? Here’s the story of what was happening while Harry wasn’t at Number 12, Grimmauld Place that summer before fifth year.
Wow! Over 6000 reads!
She smelled of apples. XD
Summary: The dust has settled and the final battle is over now that Harry has defeated Voldemort for the last time......Harry is eager to get on with the rest of his life and is feeling kind of spontaneous, so why not get married?.... Tomorrow....... Mainly Harry/Ginny with some Ron/Hermione Rated for sexual references
“When you look at it upside down, it kind of looks like a whale,” Harry informed Ginny, obviously unperturbed that that he had spit all over his shirt.
Summary: One mistake caused her years of abuse and neglect, until she finally finds something to hold on to. A promise, a soul, a “guilty pleasure”. But when she’s found out, will she receive the title Jezebel? Will anyone ever know what goes on behind closed doors? A story of pain, healing, and a forbidden love. Rated ‘R’.
such a good story, i absolutely love love the ending
lots of loves!
Friendship, Love, and Pranks: The Story of the Marauders by Padfoot is MINE
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 1181]
Summary: Chapter Thirty-Eight in Queue!
They say someday your life will flash before your eyes...
The Marauders. The name alone strikes fear into the hearts of teachers and makes girls swoon. Watch as Sirius, who has always kept his emotions locked up in a box, finally finds the girl that has its key; as James masterminds everything, except how to win over the girl of his dreams; as Remus finds love, but learns it's just as hard to keep it going, and as Peter tries to prove he's just as good as the other four, no matter what he has to do. They're unstoppable, and it's safe to say that once they're gone, Hogwarts will never be the same again.
...let's make ours worth watching.
Mature James did not make Slytherins spontaneously combust.
OMG this made me laugh sooo hard!!!
Author's Response: Haha, thanks. I always get a kick out of the term(s?) \"spontaneously combust\" in general, so...yeah.
Summary: Hermione is jealous that everyone around her can have fun, while she's built up an image of a bookworm. Can Ron help her break out of her shell? Ron-Hermione oneshot.
omg i love love lo9ve this story by far my favorite r/hr fan fic yet.. good job
Author's Response: Aww, thank you so much! :)
Summary: Here's the story of awkward situations. The story of a stubborn girl and a determined boy. The story of broom closets, bra straps and declarations of affection. Here's the fairy-tale story of how Lily Evans finally fell for the bullying toerag James Potter. *one-shot*
i loved the ending it was perfect!!!! love it!
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
omg this is some good stuff.. draco babysitting hahahaha loves it XD
Author's Response: Thanks. XD
Summary: Parody of the song 'Frosty the Snowman'.
This was originally written for the Winter Tales' second challenge, A Christmas Carol Parody.
Author's Response: :D Glad you\'re amused!
Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find themselves in a Muggle hotel in Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice. During an enthusiastic snowball fight, Harry and Ginny step through a stone circle that transports them seventeen years into the past. This may be the only chance Harry has to spend with his parents, and it may also be what he needs to figure out his relationship with Ginny.
The warning is for later chapters.
Edit: So, this was originally strictly a Harry/Ginny fic, but Ron and Hermione kept trying to get together too, so I felt like I had to change the category. And there's a bit of Lily/James in there too, though they're already married, and I've also added a bit of Remus/Tonks. Poor Sirius is the only Singleton (though he may manage to get a girl of his own)!
Edit: This story was cannon until after Deathly Hallows came out, so I changed it to Alternate Universe, but it's still pretty close to cannon. Only a few things will end up being different when the story ends.
Edit: I've changed all of the chapter titles to the titles of Christmas songs that I felt reflected the events in the chapters best. Tell me what you think! Does it fit?
i absolutely LOVED the ending..i cant wait for more!
Summary: This story takes place after everything, life and death. Harry, an old man now, relives his life. He remembers the births, and the deaths. In the end, he returns to where he always knew he belonged.
this story is a tearjerker i loved it.
lots of love
Summary: Voldemort's gone....but the Death Eaters aren’t. Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny’s lives are completely changed when a mysterious girl appears, claiming to be from the future. But is she really who she says she is? And what has happened in the future that so desperately needs to be changed?
6 years post HBP
H/G and R/Hr(DH spoilers are very minimal, just in terms of a use of a name- it doesnt follow canon storyline wise)
i am DYING for the next chaper such a good story.
Author's Response: aww thank you! the next chapter is in queue, hopefully the mods will get to it soon! Thanks for reviewing!
Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....
(why you wish to serve me for all eternity):
because you look like michael jackson u have no nose haha!
Author's Response: Awww... no insulting Voldy, lol.
Summary: Will Harry and Ginny ever have a moment alone without being interrupted by Snape, Hermione or a certain red-haired, overprotective older brother? A HBP missing moment.
i love the part about big feet that made me laugh love it
Summary: James Potter is about to give up his pursuit of his six-year crush, Lily Evans. But will he change his mind after an enlightening conversation with an understanding taxicab driver? One-shot, R&R!!
“Have you ever fallen in love?” James asked hesitantly.
“Have you ever loved her with all your heart and soul?”
“Have they never requited your love?”
“Have you ever thought of giving them up?”
“Yep. Did it too. Was without a doubt the worse mistake I’ve made in me bloody life.”
i absolutely loved the ending! keep up the good work!
Summary: Draco's redemption after sixth year takes a lifetime to come full circle.
aww... me loves it
Author's Response: Thanks XD