It was cute, but it should have been longer.
Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?
NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.
I love this fic!! It was so hilarious, and I especially loved the lists. This is one of the best humor fics I've read. *10*
Author's Response: I love the lists too - glad you thought so highly of it! Thanks!
Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 721]
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
*claps loudly* I loved this one!! It was as good as the first and just as funny! I love your lists, and the parts when Ron writes in Hermione's journal. It was brilliant! *10*
I will now go read your other funny/wonderful/awesome/brilliant/(add adj. to describe your funny/wonderful/awesome/brilliant stories here) stories.
Author's Response: Thanks! That's a lot of compliments thrown into one review. Isn't that a fire hazard?
I really like the story, but the chapters are a little short, but why would Harry write down the prophecy? What if Voldermort got it somehow??
Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
I loved this!! It was great and hilarious. I especially loved the part when Malfoy gets the love note from Harry. The bagel thing was funny, too.
Write more stories!! *10*
Author's Response: Thanks! Glad that you thoguht this was both great AND hilariou! Trust me, more stories will come...
I loved this story! It was such a great Ron/Hermione fic, and I usually don't find good Ron/Hermione fics. I loved it when Hermione said, “Run, biotches. RUN!” That was pure genius.
Author's Response: hahaha, yeah, classic, wasn't that line? it's an official joke between me and some of my friends.
I love this story!!! Someone mentioned this story on the forum, and so I decided to read it. I love the plot, especially Hermione marrying Krum because I feel that it adds to the drama. This chapter was really good and kind of addicting. The Dark Mark carved on Emmeline's back kind of freaked me out...a lot, but in a goog way. A part of me hopes Ron just grabs Hermione and kisses her, but I know its going to be a lot more complicated than that. I'm kind of wondering about Kingsley and whether he'll die or get captured. Anyways, great chapter!! *10*
Author's Response: Cheers spilled Ink! Was someone really talking about this in the Forums?!!! Sorry to everyone for the long wait between updates but I'm hoping to have chapter 10 up in the next 2/3 weeks! Oh, and just so you all know, I'm writing this note in 'The Elephant House' In Edinburgh where JKR wrote most of philosopher's stone!!! (I'm such a nerd!).
That was a really good first chapter, and maybe in the end Harry won't die. I really like this story, and I'm going to read the other chapters. *10*
I thought that Bridget would leave...like forever, and I feel bad for Ginny. Another great chapter.
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Another great story!! This was so hilarious!! I loved everything about it, and it's so different! *10*
Author's Response: yay! I'm happy to hear that.
Awesome story!! Can't wait for the next update!
Summary: This is a Lai poem. The first to lines rhyme, and the last all rhyme. and this about Bellatrix even though it doesn't metion her name
SECOND CHAPTER IS UP! PLEASE REVIEW!
It was short, but really good!!
That was so hilarious!! *laughs so hard and falls to the floor* I loved that 'Week One, Week Two' thing, and when I thought he actually was going to stop pranking, a quill goes up Snape's nose. It was brilliant. *10*
lol...that was hilarious! I loved the blow up doll, and their little idea of kidnapping Addison, too. Great job! *10*
Summary: A collection of Sorting Hat Songs that I wrote.
To writers, feel free to use it for your fics.
I loved this poem or song. I can't write poems because I'm not very...poemy. Keep up the good work!
Author's Response: Thanks. Some of us can just write better than we can rhyme ... The fact that you have a story posted here is already something ... (The mods are quite strict afterall). Just thought I could offer a bit of an assist, since the TOS did state we can't copy straight out of JK Rowling which includes the Sorting Hat Song. Hope you'll find this useful ^_^
Summary: The thoughts of a Dementor contemplating its identity.
This was a great poem!! You really got the essence of the dementor without really explaining its looks. Keep up the good work!
Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.
That was so hilarious!! I seriously laughed out loud when I read it, and I laughed especially hard when Dudley says, "Well, Barbie, I thought we'd go to Subway. I'm on the Jared Subway diet. Gotta watch my manly figure."
"Big D, let's walk to dinner so I can watch your muscles ripple in the moonlight!" *10*
Author's Response: Thanks for checking out one of my fics spilled ink! Also, thanks for all of the really cool name banners!
I just had to read it again. It was even funnier the second time, and I made my brother read it. He loved it, too. *10*
That was really good. It got kind of confusing though, with all the actions. I liked the bit with the 'blabbers' because thats all I hear when Marge is talking. I totally understand where your coming from with that whole 'Lumos Maxima' thing, and the bit when you can't use magic out of school. I was like, "What the hell?" when I saw the movie. Anyways, keep up the good work!
Author's Response: It got confusing? Oh boy... Do you have any suggestions on how I could make it less confusing for you?
That was good, but I thought it was a bit short though.