Summary: Snape thinks he is a Grand Master at chess, when Lupin challenges him to a game with a bet on the side.
Laugh my butt off! That was inspired. Isn't it fun torturing poor ol' Snape?
The Phoenix of the Order: A Potterized Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 68]
Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)
This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.
Brava-brava-bra--how ever you spell that word. I was singing along all the way. I love Phantom of the Opera! And this parody is hilarious. Meter is good. Your rhyming is very clever. All-in-all, very good show! *moves on to read Act II*
Author's Response: Oh, thanks so much! I love to make Harry Potter versions of all of my favourite songs, and this was quite ambitious of me... I\'m glad you think I did it justice!
It's like Andrew Llyod Webber wrote this wonderful musical just so you could take it and make a hilarious parody. Again, I applaud you. You even managed to basically tell the whole story. I'm impressed.
Author's Response: Aw man, what a splendid compliment! I\'m grinning like an idiot!
Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!
Hilarious through-and-through. Your Snape was spot-on: snarky, witty...and greasy. Voldemort was quite entertaining, and your parody of "We Can Fly" was very well-written. I especially loved the ending of the story; a very nice twist on Miss Rowling's words. I must say, though: how did Nagini end up at Spinner's End? Still, this is going into my favorites. :thumbs up:
Author's Response: Thank you very much! Nagini made it into Spinner\'s End because she had been wrapped around Voldy\'s shoulders as he flew over (and did NOT enjoy it).