Summary: Warthogs is the reverse of Hogwarts. Everybody's personality is the contrary to in the books. It is a "humour fic" (If I even dare call myself funny) that tells the tale of the Final Battle. I wrote this because I was sick of writing depressing stories about unrequited love and death. It makes a light change to the rest of my collection.
haha, this was so hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing!
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
OMG! I can't believe I never read this. I'd often see The Dark Lord's Blog in the Recent Stories section and for some reason, I would be under the impression that I'd already read it. And apparently I hadn't.
First of all, I am impressed! A staggering 1308 (1309 now) comments! And you've responded to all of them?! Wow!
Second, Wormtail is hilarious! That's so typical him, getting the first post and feeling all proud and happy inside!
And poor Bella must be heartbroken!
Author's Response: Hello! Ooh, it's always exciting to get a new reader! And yeah, I do respond to every comment... I'm kinda a freak that way! But I get them kind of spaced out ver about three years, so it's not too much to handle! And there are so many Wormtails on the internet, who get their kick out of posting 'FIRST!'
Death Nibblers! Haha! By the way, can you forward this to Voldy:
Why is is that you, despite being the most powerful wizard in the world, were defeated by a one-year old? I mean, come on! If it was Dumbledore I'd understand. But a toddler??!!
Love your blog by the way Voldy.
Author's Response: Dear ungodly Mudblooded bit of gutter-crawling filth, I was not in any way defeated by a one-year-old. No, not even close. I wasn't defeated, I was merely PRETENDING to be defeated so that I could strike at the opportune moment when least expected! I never so much as STUBBED MY TOE ON HARRY POTTER'S CRIB. I just wanted everyone to THINK I was gone. Now, while we're clear on that, let me just add that if I WAS defeated that horrible Halloween night, which I most certainly was not, it would not have been Potter that did it, the litle brat, but his much MORE talented mother, who was clearly NOT a toddler, and who didn't even know what she was doing. If she did it, which she didn't. Because nothing can stop me, I'm Lord Freakin' Voldemort! Love, You Know Who. P.S. I've placed a handy little curse on this website, so if you try to read my blog again, your eyeballs will melt and run down your face. Don't say I didn't warn you.
LOL! 'Master, not to offend you, but your taste in girls when you were young left something to be desired.' Haha!
Author's Response: Well, what do you expect from a guy who's incapable of love?
Just laughing it up!
Author's Response: Why, thank you!
Rosy and the Giant Squid!
Author's Response: DON'T MOCK THEIR LOVE! IT IS A LOVE THAT TRANSCENDS SPECIES!
LOL! Filch bought his magic?!! I was laughing hysterically throughout this!
Author's Response: Thanks! For some reason, I just love Filch. I think he's hilarious. Adding him to any story ups the quality of the comedy, I think. ;-) I always meant to write a whole story about Filch, but it never happened... however, he does appear in one of my other stories, "Nott On Your Life."
Summary: Five people from the different walks of life. One, born of the noble, was pampered; one, born of the dark, was disgraced; one, born of the ordinary, was extraordinary; one was cursed; and oneÖ well, liked cheese.
Five children, five lives. Add five yellowish envelopes with green writing, and their fates are intertwined forever.
This story just can't be boring as it shows 5 different points of views, brilliant!
Author's Response: Haha, thanks! I find it more interesting to write five really different points of view, too. I hope you continue reading this fanfic. Thank you for the review!
Summary: Even as the Dark Lord ascends, a few of his Death Eaters maintain a small, underground ring to import poisons, often with contacts abroad and in the darker sections of the Muggle community. But when their central agent delivers a drug of remarkable potency, the consequences may rock the magical world.
And may drive the agent to finally reveal what is hidden.
Wow, your story was amazing and unique! I liked how you were able to connect your story with DH like mentioning Voldemort's trip abroad, etc.
Author's Response: Thanks a lot! I really appreciate your review - it helps remind me why I even write fanfic.
Summary: A young boy named Argus struggles with his identity upon realizing that unlike the rest of his family, he isnít magical. A chance meeting causes Argus to discover that there is more than one kind of magic.
Originally submitted to the Autumn Challenge, Telling the Truth prompt.
Wow! This story is unique. I haven't read anything like it before. Keep writing!
Author's Response: Thanks and will do! :)
Summary: Alone in her family home, Bellatrix makes a decision. She feels that it is the only choice avaliable to her until she meets a mysterious man in the woods. A man who is willing to offer her something different.
Creepy, but brilliant!
Author's Response: Thank you!
Summary: Was it possible to save two lives in the past without altering history? Was it possible to give his parents a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
This story just keeps getting more and more interesting. I can't wait for the next chapter. Hurry!
I had read uptil Chapter 12 a few months back and was out of touch with MNFF and the moment I logged on and saw the rest of the story, I started reading as fast I could.
WOW! This has got to be one of the best fanfictions on MNFF that I've ever read.
My favourite part of the epilogue was
“You didn’t hear? At the end of that awful year, a few weeks before the battle, Professor Carrow had Binns exorcised.”
I don't know why, but for some reason, I laughed hysterically at this part, just trying to picture how it all went down!
Summary: Winner of the 2008 QSQ for the Best Female Original Character. Shiloh Sander’s second year begins peacefully, but it is a peace that is easily shattered when words of blood appear on Hogwarts’ ancient walls. With rumours of the Heir of Slytherin floating through the halls, battlelines are drawn in the Slytherin common room, between those who will support the Heir and those who will not. Soon Shiloh must decide where she stands. But the choice is only the beginning. In the middle of it all, Severus Snape continues his diligent search to find the daughter he lost, never knowing that this is the year it will come to an end. One girl’s choice. One man’s deepest wish. One year that will change both their lives…forever.
I'm so glad you're back! I came to MNFF after quite some time and was delighted to see that you've resumed writing this awesome story!
Anyway, that cat part was genius! It ties in with Hermione taking a cat hair off Millicent's body by mistake and thinking it was Millicent's cat.
Loved the whole chapter and off to the next one!
Author's Response: Thank you. I'm glad you liked the part about the cat. Not everyone made the connection. Thanks for the review!
OMG!!! I have been waiting for this moment for years! Perfect! Am not writing any more so I can rush to the next chapter!
Author's Response: lol I'm glad you liked. And I DID make you say OMG. Haha!
Haha! Classical finishing line!
I can't thank you enough for posting this! It's 2:43 a.m and I've spent the last hour and a half catching up! And I can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: Thank you for reading. I'm glad that you liked, especially the last line. I've had that planned since the birth of this story and I'm so glad I finally got to use it.
Awesome! I have to know what happens next! UPDATE!!!
Awesome! How many more chapters are there?
Author's Response: I really don't know. I won't know until I'm done writing.
Summary: This is my take on the day Bellatrix announced to her family her decision to join the ranks of the Dark Lord. In addition to that particular announcement, she also lets slip a detail regarding one of her sisters, forever shattering their close family bond.
This was brilliant. I liked the interaction between the sisters and overall, the fic was awesome!
Author's Response: *grins* Thanks so much! That was so nice of you to say. I am glad you enjoyed it. ~Nicole/NikkiSue
Summary: Severus Snape has always lacked two very important things: respect and power. Seeing Voldemort's ranks as a way to achieve both, he signs up immeadiatly. But when the only person Severus has ever loved is put in danger as a direct result of his actions, can he deal with the consequences?