Penname: Athenas Quill [Contact]
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Hello. I may be a passable writer, but it is amazing how difficult it is to write a Biio. about myself.what is there really to say? I'm in eigth grade I go to the local Jr. High. I've submitted a Haiku and gave myself a shock.I like writing and I like Harry Potter. thats about all there is to it.
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Summary: A look at how Voldemort really feels.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1403 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/10/04


Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 09/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

this is becomeing very interesting.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 09/17/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Further Confessions

That is disturbing.

 

Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3511 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/11/04


Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 09/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Harry, Ron, and Hermione

this is very random all hail the queen fan-fic of randomnessith.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 09/17/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders


this chapter was very funny and very disturbing. please continue this story or Grover the Satyr will eat you. thank you for your time.

 

Summary: This is basically Ron's diary. It doesn't really get funny until part two. This takes place sometime after fourth year. This is just Ron writing down...well whatever you write in a diary! Oh there is a little bit of language and a little bit of crude humor. I hope you like it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3915 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 02/17/05


Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 09/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: PART ONE

this is very interesting. the part about the letter from the muggle agencie is very interesting.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 09/18/07 Title: Chapter 2: PART TWO

"October 25th
Tonight I was in the common room and I was kind of drowsy. (I’ve been studying a lot). I saw a really cute girl sitting on the couch all by herself. I went over and sat close to her and then I put my arm around her. Then I said ‘Hey cutie.’ She stared at me and kept staring. She never said anything. I moved away from her a little. When I looked back over at her I saw…HARRY! (yes, Harry, Harry Potter) I blinked and then I was Harry again! Blink- Harry, Blink- Harry, Blink- Harry, Blink- Harry, Blink- Harry, Blink- Harry! I suddenly realized that was no girl–it was Harry! I screamed! I kept screaming. I was horrified. I screamed some more. Then I went and sat in the corner rocking back and forth, whimpering like and insane person. “Ron, are you okay?” Harry said to me completely cool. He wasn’t the least bit bothered. I looked up, my eyes grew wide. “It’s okay, mate, just PLEASE, don’t ever do that again, please,” He said. “Do you need to go see Madam Pomfrey?” he continues on. “NO!…Yeah,” I replied."-this part here is very funny.if you wrote the entire thing like this you would get a quicksilveer quill for sure.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 09/18/07 Title: Chapter 3: PART THREE

this is wicked funny (although frankly I find pars of it disturbing)

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 09/18/07 Title: Chapter 4: PART FOUR

I'm sorry but I must be frank. Are you mentally disturbed?

 

The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5422]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154682 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 05/22/06


Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1- The Unexpected Visit

Oh my gosh, wow. You're very good at this writing thing :). I love how Lucius is is straightforward.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2- Lucius Malfoy’s Order

I have been debating reading this for a few years now, and I am certainly glad I decided to read it today. I honestly was not expecting it to be so funny. I love how you staged Ron and Harry's reaction to the proposal.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3- Sharing A Dorm

Oh thats awful ( In a good non-offensive way) ! That nightgown is horrible. Cruel Cruel Writer.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4- Dancing Sheep and Pink Pompoms

Why wont you let somebody hex,curse and/or jinx Malfoy? We the readers want so hexing, cursing, and/or jinxing.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5- A Bargain

In addition to the last chapters review why isn't Hermione fighting back? Honestly she is very patient, but even a patient person can only take so much, if it were me he was insulting I would have clobbered someone by now.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6- Draco Is King

I love your version of " Draco is King". Very funny.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7- The Anonymous Christmas Present

Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you Thank you thank you for finally letting Hermione do something to Draco. Sure Transfiguration is not exactly what I had in mind, but it's a step up!

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8- Dumbledore’s Advice

Love the last sentence. It is very funny. You are very cruel to your characters. I like the idea of a Love-Knot. It is very different and interesting.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9- Stuck (Part One)

I think it is very funny.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10- Stuck (Part Two)

Oh wow.

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/14/08 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11- The Day After

Nice work, but I had a little question. In Brittan they use the metric system don't they? So wouldn't it have been more politically correct to have the maximum space away from each other 3 1/2 yards?

 
Reviewer: Athenas Quill Signed
Date: 01/14/08 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12- And A New Term Begins

I like this chapter.

 
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