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Summary: Uncle Vernon has a bad toothache, and the only dentist who can see him on a Saturday is a Dr. Granger. What he doesn't know is gonna hurt him. Open wide!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3990 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 11/09/04


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: (Short Story)

I love it! I knew he had to make the connection!

 
Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: (Short Story)

I love it! I knew he had to make the connection!

 

Cruel, Cruel World by Mysty
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: 'Suddenly the door swung open, and there stood the image of a broken man.' Hermione gets an unexpected but not unwanted visitor in the middle of the night. -ONE SHOT-

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1102 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 11/09/04


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Cruel, Cruel World

I always thought they were suited for each other....

 
Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Cruel, Cruel World

I always thought they were suited for each other....

 

Anything for Harry by adndus
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 56]

Summary: *PLEASE REVIEW* Hermione goes through drastic measures to ensure she gets pregnant.

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3159 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 11/14/04


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Anything for Harry

An amazing story, I urge you to go on....

 

One Blue Line by blondebouncingferret
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 148]

Summary: Fred, George and Ron find a Muggle pregnancy test in the bin... and Ginny's been ill for the past few days... any connection? One Shot fic.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2287 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/19/04 Updated: 11/19/04


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: One Blue Line

Oh, Arthur, always trying our things... with unexpected consequences!

 

Petunia Gets Punchy by MsTattersall
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Aunt Petunia's in the kitchen, cooking up something magically delicious, to tell the truth. (Post-OOP)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2391 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/01/04 Updated: 12/01/04


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: (Short Story)

Desperate Housewives: Britain? This should be intresting.... I urge you to go on.

 

Nutcracker by glomper_of_harry
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: A Christmas fic, adapting the Nutcracker to Harry Potter. A mite odd, but has lovely Christmas HarryxLuna goodness. Oneshot *completed*

Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1862 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 12/30/04


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

A very sweet story, but I really don't get it...

Cho seems a bit OOC, and were exactly is this taking place?

 

Ordinary People by kiyasama
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Harry is aware of her little quirks and eccentricities, but never would he have imagined she would be so bold as to accept such a challenge from Malfoy. He tells himself she isn’t worth his time and yet can’t seem to stay away from her

Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5849 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/12/05 Updated: 05/12/05


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: 1

Indescribably fantastic. Indescribable.

 

Sane by immortal_evil
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Lying in the shadows of Harry’s and Ginny’s love for one another, Luna has no option but to respect it, despite her feelings for Harry. Confusing times lures Luna to the woods where she finds the peace and quiet of her mind. After an innocent morning in the forest and fields, she emerges with a twist forming in her love life. One-shot.

Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1360 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/05 Updated: 10/20/05


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Underneath the Apple Tree

I have always loved this story. This one converted me from a reverent Harry/Ginny shipper to a quiet Harry/Luna shipper, even though I never made it public. I love the feeling of imagining who that frog would look. The overall softness of the story is just wonderful...

 

Not Another Mary Sue Fic! by Air Elemental
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 102]

Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 4686 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/06 Updated: 11/06/07


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 3: Act Three

Harry, we're all dying here. Of laughter. That girl must have claims to half the world.

 

Hide and Seek by Shaun
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: What happens if Luna sits out in the cold for too long? What happens when Harry's mind is focused only on one thing?

Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1513 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/05/06 Updated: 01/05/06


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Hide and Seek

How simply so sweet! :)

 

Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 21269 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
01/11/06 Updated: 01/13/07


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: Episode 2 – Letters

Oh, yes, I do have an affinity for twisted parentage stories.

 
Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: Episode 2 – Letters

Oh, yes, I do have an affinity for twisted parentage stories.

 

Summary: Starts with a radish, ends with a radish...but you can find a Fire Whiskey in the middle. A sad, sweet oneshot told from Draco's point of view. Onesided Draco/Luna.

Categories: Draco/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3896 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/11/06 Updated: 02/11/06


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Petal of a Daisy

I've never been crazy about Malfoy-fics, but this one is just so sweet!

 

True Love? by volition112
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: [One Shot] It's a hot summer day on Privet Drive and Hermione is going to help Harry move out. But she gets to talking to Dudley and... Well the question is... is it True Love?

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2655 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/17/06 Updated: 05/21/06


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: True Love?

UTTERLY hilarious! I loved it, the ending made me laugh so hard I cried!

Author's Response: :D awesome! i\'m so glad you enjoyed it! thank you! and thanks for reading!

 

I dream of Hermione Granger by evanescence17
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: I've seen her all this time at Hogwarts. People misjudge her as an arrogant, bossy and a know-it-all. But I know better. She's helped me out of several tight situations, sometimes at the cost of her own embarrassment. But she's the only person who treats me as her friend. She does not feel humiliated in my company as others do. She is my first crush and my last hope...

…I dream of Hermione Granger.


Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1127 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/26/06 Updated: 06/04/06


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: I dream of Hermione Granger

Oh, I have always liked Neville!

 

Love, Luna by Marauder by Midnight
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 39]

Summary: Having a problem with a boyfriend? A girlfriend? Are those pesky Lubkin Snapzits bothering you? Luna Lovegood is here to help. An expert in all fields, ranging from pest control to homework help to wild emotions, Luna knows all.

Luna Lovegood, after her ordeal in Hidden, goes on to become an advice columnist of the Quibbler, using personal experience to teach desperate, helpless souls what she knows. Read problems submitted by members of MNFF and even suggest one yourself!

Chapter One - Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2540 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
08/02/06 Updated: 07/30/07


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: Fashion Disaster

That Chapter was particularly funny. But Luna, you do have a bit of fashion sense..... say Bill's wedding?

 

Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

Ooh, he seems quite bothered...

Author's Response: Darnit, why didn\'t I make Bob go \"Bother bother bother?\" That would be quite interesting...

 

Tempestuous Silence by rita_skeeter
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: "I have come in here to escape the weather. I'll just stay until the storm has passed."

When Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy meet in the most innocent of circumstances, they find themselves unable to resist the endless whisper of lust. Yet one of them holds a secret which will eventually ruin them both.

It's the calm before another storm.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4085 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/26/07 Updated: 06/09/07


Reviewer: Metropolitan Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 3: In His Eyes and On His Face

I liked the "rise and fall" of the relationship. Hermione gave it to him all right!

Author's Response: Thanks very much! And she sure did - not one to be messed with!

 
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